Y'all TUA “stans” be like: OwO I wondow whas gonna happen dis season OwO
IDK TRY READING THE FUCKING BOOKS MAYBE
Y'all TUA “stans” be like: OwO I wondow whas gonna happen dis season OwO
IDK TRY READING THE FUCKING BOOKS MAYBE
Because of the release of the new The Umbrella Acadamy season, I want to remind you of my theory.
When Vanya and Leonard and having sex, the screen goes up into the attic, where it is shown that there’s a body in a bag and you can see a bit of the persons face. What if that person was Ben and Leonard killed him and that’s how he died. The face looks Asian too, which proves my point.
I had fullmetal alchemist brotherhood playing in the background cause I couldn’t sleep last night. Then I had a damn dream where Klaus was Edward and Ben was Alphonse… and now I need this AU like I need air. Also, hands down, Dave would be Winry. Diego would probably be Mastung with Patch as Hawkeye (or vice versa) maybe even Five as Mastung and a human Delores as Hawkeye (or a transmutated dummy?). The rest of the siblings would be part of the place too. Like Luther would be Alex Armstrong, maybe Five (if I don’t do him as mustang) or Allison would be Olivier. Hazel would probably be Greed/Ling. Five could also be a good Izumi/teacher with him trying to bring back Delores instead of a child…
Still need to think about Vanya and Cha Cha but the commission would def fill in the bad guy roles. (Also there would be no incest, per usual for me cause ew. And I’m still debating on if all seven should still be siblings or just Klaus and Ben, and whoever I pick for the Armstrong’s hmmmm).
(Idk, I just really needed to get this out!! But I’ll figure it out more in depth later tonight, when I get time to do so.)
Five: tall people are the enemy
Klaus: cant see you hating all the way down there
Five: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you wont even know till it’s too late
those “Five gets a name” AUs remind me of the “I could’ve been Turbo?” scene from Ducktales. try and convince me im wrong where i stand.
Anything is possible if you kill the right people
Number five at one point
i just finished watching the umbrella academy in one go
Oops my finger slipped-
Anyways i dunno why i did this but please do enjoy
A song that reminds me of them: You’re GONNA LAUGH BUT ITS THE SONG AFTER PARTY BECAUSE OF THE LINE “1942 I’ll take you back in that rari “
What they smell like: coffee for sure
What position they sleep in: curled in a ball
An otp: five x self care tbh. I know ya’ll love Dolores but she’s not real she’s a coping mechanism and as funny as she is I hope he learns to live without her.
A notp: the handl- the-🤢 I cant even say it
Fav platonic relationship: five and KLAUS I tag all their posts “the dynamic duo”
Head canon that is popular in the fandom that I disagree with: ik a lot of people headcanon him as ace and I personally don’t
Crossover au id love: I NEED him to become best friends with peter Parker thanks
Favorite outfit: the academy pajamas!!
there’s no other 43, the original 7 siblings absorbed them in the womb
Klaus, sleep deprived and wishing he was dead: five honey i love you but please stop grinning while swinging a bloody axe around its making it very hard to pass you of as an actual child
Five: this one has a nice weight! it will probably be easier for my younger body to use when they attack us.
Klaus: we’re in walmart you’re scaring the employees
Five: *continuing to swing it around*
Klaus: fivey they work in retail haven’t they been through enough
Five: *spots the shovels*
Klaus: five please.
A/N : this is HEAVILY inspired by alec benjamin’s song lol if u havent listened to it i suggest u do its so good also five is aged up, 18 as always unless otherwise specified !! hope u enjoy loves<3
Five often roamed the halls of the Umbrella Academy mansion. Probably to remind himself that it wasn’t going to collapse anymore, after him and his siblings managed to stop the apocalypse. It was still so surreal to him, and he really didn’t have much of a clue of what to do with his life, so, he just moped around the various, decked out corridors, unsure of what his purpose was. Mostly, he spent his time in the kitchen or at Griddy’s, either drinking coffee or alcohol. Not so much alcohol anymore; after you shared your dismay with him he -mostly- cut it all out. And, of course, Five spent a fair amount of time with you. He had taken a special liking to you after his brothers, Klaus and Diego, had found you trying to run away from someone in your past. They had brought you here to look after you and keep you safe. This obviously led to you being very close with the two men, and evidently, the rest of the Hargreeves as well. They acted as if they were your big siblings, which you were incredibly appreciative of, as you had never really had a strong bond with your own family.
Your bond with Five, however, was different. You liked him, and he liked you. Various flirty comments had been made between the two of you, but neither of you ever admitted you liked each other. In fact, you both acted as if you had absolutely zero interest in ever being with each other, but everyone knew that wasn’t true. You had taught him how to make coffee just how he liked it, after he begged you six times a day to brew him some more. You liked to think it was just so he could hang out with you, but you knew that black coffee was his one true love. It wasn’t terribly unlikely though, Five did everything he could to hang out with you.
It was a particularly stormy Monday, and it wasn’t unusual that you and Five were the only two in the house. Luther had accompanied Allison on her shopping trip. Diego was probably trying to fight crime again. Vanya was at violin rehearsal, and nobody ever knew where Klaus was unless he was present in the house. Five was messing with the things on the table in the lobby before he heard a glass smash in one of the bedrooms above him. His brows furrowed in concern and curiousness. He quietly made his way up the stairs, meanwhile hearing gentle sobs coming from your bedroom.
You quickly wiped your face, and turned around to face the open door, with Five stood in the space.
“Y/N? I heard some noises when I was downstairs, I was just wondering if you’re okay?” As you smiled, Five studied your face, noticing how puffy your eyes were, and how red your face was, frowning.
“I think your ears are playing tricks on you. Thanks for caring, Five, it’s really nice of you. I wish I could tell you about the noise, but I.. I didn’t hear a thing. It must have been the wind.” Five didn’t believe a word of what you said, and frowned, eyebrows knitted together in an attempt to figure you out. “Sorry, Five, but I would really like to be on my own right now.” You smiled apologetically before closing your door, leaving him stood outside it, taken aback. Suddenly, a blue flash appeared and Five was stood back in your bedroom.
“Are you kidding me? I just told you I wanted to be alone.”
“I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong.”
“What’s your problem, Five?”
“Why won’t you tell me?”
“Because I want to be alone, like I said!” You knew his intentions were good, but it made you upset that he didn’t respect your wishes first time around. He opened his mouth to speak as you pushed him out of your bedroom and closed the door once again. He sighed, and decided he wouldn’t try again, even though he couldn’t bear the thought of leaving you so upset, on your own.
A few moments later you heard the front door open and close, looking out of your window to see him leaving, presumably to get himself a coffee. Even though you had taught him months ago, he still insisted that you make it, because ‘yours just tastes better’.
It wasn’t long before Five found himself inside the doughnut shop, wanting a black coffee, as always. He was surprised to see his brother, Number Four, already sat at the counter.
“Hey, hey. Ben’s sat there.” Five sighed and took the seat the other side of Klaus and put his head in his hands. “What’s up, brother?”
“Y/N’s upset, and I don’t know why. And I don’t know how to help. And she won’t let me talk to her because she wants to be alone,”
“You gotta respect that she wants some alone time. Try talking to her later.”
“But she’s partly upset with me. I made her mad earlier and I just-” Five sighed, trying to find the right words. “It makes my heart ache to know that she’s upset. It’s like the worst pain I’ve ever felt. And I don’t know how to make her feel better.”
“Just buy her flowers or.. Or a doughnut or something, I don’t know. Just do something that she’ll like.”
“But how am I supposed to-” As Klaus looked to the side, he saw a quick blue flash and noticed his brother was no longer sat beside him.
“Thanks, Klaus. No problem, Five!” He sighed and looked at Ben. “I don’t get enough credit form you people.”
A few hours and a hundred tears later, you heard gentle knocking on the wooden door. You mumbled a ‘Come in’ and opened your eyes to see Five stood by your bed, which you were curled up in, holding a cup in one hand and a bag in the other. He noticed your eyes hadn’t gotten any less puffy, and suspected that you had continued crying after he had left your room.
“What do you want, Five?”
“I brought you doughnuts. And some hot cocoa, with marshmallows. I tried to make it how you like it, but you’re always better at that sort of stuff.” He grinned sheepishly as he put them down on your bedside table, and you felt the bed dip as he took a seat beside you. You sat up to face him, frowning.
“You didn’t have to do that.”
“I also bought a few movies I know you really like. I thought we could watch them.”
“We? You don’t like any of the movies I like.”
“I know but.. I thought you might want some company. And I want to apologize for, you know, earlier. I overstepped and I shouldn’t have, and I’m sorry.” As you looked at him, you noticed a shy smile on his face, that brought out his dimple. You smiled, pulling him into a hug. He wrapped his arms around gently, letting out a sigh of relief.
“Thank you, Five.” You placed a gentle kiss to cheek, causing both you and him to gain red cheeks. Five pressed his lips to yours almost immediately, unable to hold his feelings for you any longer. Your mouths moved with each other rhythmically, and as you smiled against his lips, his hand reached up to cup your cheek. The kiss lasted a few minutes before the two of you pulled away from each other, your forehead leaning against his.
“Put the damn movie on.” Smiling, you pushed him away, making room for him on your bed while he started the movie up. He sat beside you, his arm gently rested on your shoulders. You hugged around his waist, listening to his heartbeat. Kissing your forehead, he moved the hair out of your face.
“A pretty girl like you shouldn’t be crying so much. I won’t ask what’s wrong, but I’m always here for you, Y/N. You can tell me anything. Nothing could ever make me think any less of you.” Once again, your lips collided, moving with each other in sync, huffing when he pulled away from you, earning a quiet chuckle from his parted lips.
“Five?” He hummed in response. “What are we?” Your eyes met his as his brows furrowed.
“I don’t know.” You sighed, hoping for a better answer, before he opened his mouth once again. “I like you.”
“I like you too.”
“Be my girlfriend.”
“Okay.” Snuggling more into him, you felt him plant a kiss to your temple and you grinned.
“Hey! Guys, you gotta see this! Five and Y/N are spooning!” Klaus shouted to the rest of the house, stood in the doorway of your door.
“Klaus, what are you doing?” Five rubbed his eyes, propping himself up on his elbow, feeling you stir in his sleep beside him. Other footsteps could be heard coming down the corridor as the other siblings piled into the doorway.
“Little Number Five and Y/N.. Who would’ve thought?” Klaus placed his hands on his heart, grinning at you and the boy.
“Um.. Everybody?” Allison giggled as the others in the doorway laughed. Five shushed his siblings, gesturing to you. “Okay, okay. Let’s leave them alone.” Very quickly, the doorway became empty, and the door became closed again, and Five lay back down, facing you, smiling at how adorable you looked.
“Mm.. Five, what are you doing?” Your heavy eyelids pulled themselves open to look at your boyfriend, watching him smile at you.
“You’re just beautiful.”
“Make me.” The ends of his lips turned up into a smirk and he kissed you quickly, before pulling away and grinning cheekily. “Make me a coffee?”
A/N : hiihi thanks 4 reading ! i actually rly like this and im proud of it so i hope u guys like it too and i hope u all have a lovely day<3
Just some blurry closeups of the glasses from the new tua s2 poster