#tua jokes

[feralnumberfive]

Christopher just goes "æ¿‽/%¡&∅" and his siblings go "Damn!! Sick burn Christopher!!"

#I know it's the point of the joke but seeing Christopher ''talk'' like a human in a stupid little robot/alien voice is funny #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #the sparrow academy #sparrow academy #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube

[soshadysoquiet]

Okay but do you think that now Five's actor is older we'll get to see some more diverse moments from his time in the Apocalypse? I'd love if they built on the hardship of survival a little, the utter quietness save for the falling of buildings, more of his one-sided convos with Dolores depicting his desperation.

All the Apocalypse scenes we've had of Five (post his arrival) have been where he looks relatively stable and well set up with his meagre belongings, but what about showing us some of the harshness of it? The brutality? The reality? I like how they did this with Luther's Moon time and I feel the same thing could be effective in S4 with Five to show his healing / lack of healing over it.

#tua #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #S4 speculation #Give me Five running out of food #Cursing at the sky #failing in his maths #maniacally cataloguing his food supplies and maybe then doing it in the present also #have a sibling looking through his apartment and seeing all these odd five-isms and then linking it to his apocalypse or Commission days #Explain him #Analyse him #Let his suffering be acknowledged not a joke #It's a GOOD OPORTUNITY!!!

[doyoueverstopandthink]

umbrella academy as things my friends and i have said (part 10):

luther: 

“what does it mean when someone says, ‘fuck it we ball’? fuck what? the ball?” 

diego: 

“this starry night lego set is missing a fucking bag from the fifth step. anyways, if you hear me screaming into pillows from my room, ignore it.” 

allison: 

“people are gonna think i have a lot of issues if they see me call you [bro] and babes out of context.” 

klaus: 

“the main shared experience between queer people is wanting to marry their best friends.” 

five: 

“i just spent forty minutes solving a ted-ed riddle video, but i did successfully solve it, so i’ll count it as a win.” 

ben: 

“the picture of dorian gray is the gayest shit i’ve ever seen and i see klaus first thing every single morning.” 

viktor: 

“can’t believe dad thought i was a cisgender, heterosexual, god fearing woman. literally what about me looks like i fit into any of those categories?” 

lila: 

“the coolest thing i’ve ever done was when i stopped a stopwatch exactly on five seconds.” 

#luther's quote is from one of my friends that doesn't have any social media #diego's quote is from my roommate #allison's is from my friend who calls me 'dad' as a joke #the ones from klaus and five and viktor and lila are all from me #and ben's is from my roommate askdfjkasdhf #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quotes

[bisexuallilapitts]

AITA for killing two of my sons

Okay, first for a little context - they (30m + 34m) aren't actually my children in this timeline, since I (ageless male) actually adopted seven other children in their and their siblings places, but they still insist on calling me their father

Now I did bond with one of the sons - let's call him Kristoff. We spent some time together, and we mutually helped each other out. I think he even came to like me, strangely enough. But he was too much of a liability and had to go in case he ruined my plans. And he came back anyway so I don't see what he has to be mad about.

Then there's the other son - call him Lewis. Lewis was a necessary dearh. He was what brought the two families together and if I needed them to go along with my plan, then he had to die. And he was also brought back to life, by me by the way. And I even improved his physique.

When the family found out from Kristoff, they were quite mad. One of them even killed me, though, at the time I was draining her family and two of my own children of their powers at the time so it could have been that too, but thankfully I managed to fix myself into the reset universe before she did that.

Both deaths were necessary to stop the end of the universe, and really they're both alive now, so is everyone just overreacting or AITA?

#once again a joke #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #reginald hargreeves

[feralnumberfive]

#hey look it's finally an original TUA post from feralnumberfive it's only been about five thousand years since the last one #unless someone has used this joke before with these two or any of the other sibs (besides viktor the short king) and Five then fuck me lmao #also please let me know if someone has made this with Luther and Five because I don't want to seem like I'm copying 👍 #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua meme #luther hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves

[fvckroach]

tua was so real for making klaus relapse after four years of sobriety, once his siblings were back. i, too, wanna get black out drunk whenever i see my family

#this isn’t even a joke and i know that this isn’t what pushed him over the edge but it certainly didn’t help #tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves

[nirby-wirby]

There are a few things about s3 that I didn’t like in the first watch, and I unfortunately wasn’t able to rewatch but. I think the worst thing s3 did to us is tell us that Five made a speech that said his family was bound by “destiny and love” and not show us that speech.

#this is mostly a joke #It was interesting to see the speech from his pov and then realize that it was totally different in reality #But I really wish we could’ve seen the speech from someone else’s pov because it seems like he was actually openly sappy about his family #for once. And we didn’t get to see it #How did his family feel about that?? Were they touched? Did they believe him? Did he tell them how much he loved them??? #We will never know #tua #tuamre s3e9 #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves

[fandoomrants]

No but, what were Ben's first words when the Umbrellas showed up in the Sparrow Academy?

"Who are these assholes?"

So, then we go to the wedding episode, him letting his guard down and finally allowing himself to enjoy the evening and his time with Klaus them. And then what happens? He wakes up with the word ASSHOLE written on his back the next morning.

BUT

What if this was just their way of saying "Welcome to the family?"

#tua #the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #sparrow!ben #it's a joke #just writing and having weird thoughts about this thing

[moony4pads]

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@staff

#tumblr #memes #you cant get this on the bird app #tumblr staff #staff #meme #bad jokes #bad memes #the umbrealla academy #five hargreeves #wormholes #time travel #dank memes #tua #umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #luther hargreeves #alison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #tua season 3 #tua season two #tua season three #grandfather paradox #the grandfather paradox #tua spoilers #the hargreeves family #hargreeves siblings #sparow academy

[twpsyn-who]

The only reason The Umbrella Academy is having only four seasons is because they can not stop Aidan Gallagher from growing and over half of the budged is going for making him look like a 13 years old.

#before you comment : I know. I'm joking guys #idk I was thinking about him and how much he has grown - especially as I grew up with ricky dicky nicky and dawn on TV #to think he's younger than me. huh #aidan gallagher #the umbrella academy #tua #tua five #the umbrella academy five

[mokolat]

“So, if you ever see your other self-”

#Why searching after alternative self when there is younger version ready for the fest? #TUA season3 trailer makes me do this #Again #Klaus Hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy #Fun fact : I lost internet two week ago #And I just recovered it! #I feel like I miss many thinks about TUA #And I have the fear that someone draw or make the same Klaunes joke #Tell me nobody think about the Klaunes jokes... #Stoner Boy #The Prophet #Cowboy Klaus #The Klaunes

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Lila: Diego almost fell down the stairs and now we’re in a heated debate as to whether my gasp was out of fear for his safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout

Klaus: The payout?

Lila: Obviously

#she jokes ofc #tua #the umbrella academy #lila pitts #liego #klaus hargreeves #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes

[welcome-to-latveria]

Btw I think it would be super funny if in s4 Reginald tracks down all the kids with the express purpose of introducing them to his wife but he's like 'children this is your mother' and they all go insane

#diego: that is a human. my mother is a ROBOT who LOVES us #reginald: jokes on you we're both aliens #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy