Can you rank the grandchildren from oldest to youngest?
Harlen- 23
Claire- 22
Bella&Donna - 20
Allegra Grace - 19
Benji - Forever 17
Karma - 16
Stan - 12
And Baby Billy who's a Newborn
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Claire spent a few months accidentally shifting reality, seemingly at random, before she finally recognized her Trigger Words.
"I Don't Believe That"
Then she said "I Don't Believe That There's No one who can teach me how to use my Powers" and found herself in an entirely new reality.
One wherein both her parents had died, and after her father's family found her powers to difficult to deal with, they had sent her to live with Reginald.
But also Grandma Grace, and Uncles Pogo and Luther.
Claire made the Strategic Choice to stay in this reality and allow Grandpa Reggie to train her to use her powers.
But inevitably, Reginalds Abuse became too much for her, and she said "I Don't Believe That You Are My Only Family"
And found herself in Allegra Graces apocalyptic Reality.
Allegra had a fairly Idlyic childhood, for a Sharkgirl. Diego and Eudora were the world's favorite SuperCouple, and Allegra was like Superhero Royalty.
Until her Parents were killed by a Supervillian *cough*Leonard*cough* bent on ending the world by detonating a well planted bomb that would to kick off WW3.
With This Reality on the brink of Nuclear Armageddon, Claire grabbed her cousin and bounced into the Next Reality in search of more family.
They bounced through three alternate versions of the Dallas Timeline, finding Bella, Donna, and Benji along the way.
They then landed in the fourth(mostly canon compliant) version of the Dallas Timeline and before they could find Karma, Harlen found Them.
Part of Harlens power is a sort of Psychic Ability to locate people who have powers like him. In the years since the Hargreeves left, the only other person like Him that he Felt was Karma.
He kept a Psychic Eye on her through her childhood, and a few months before her 16th birthday he had a Sense that she was in Danger.
So he tracked her down, and joined Destinys Children to be close enough to protect her from Whatever the danger he Felt was.
The thing is, although Most of Destinys Children are good hearted and wholesomely spiritual, there is a small faction who have darker intentions.
When Karmas powers first presented These People saw it as some kind of Dark Omen or something?
Jill did her best to keep These Types away from her kid, but the older Karma got, the more Powerful be Became, the harder it was to deny that the Messiah was her Father.
Destinys Children decided to Name Karma the New Messiah on the 16th birthday, had a whole ritualistic party planned. Jill didn't like any of This and had her own plan to take her kid and leave.
The Dark Faction figured out what Jill was planning and decided to Kill Her before she could take Karma from them.
So Jill was Murdered. Her Afterlife took the form of a Dennys Parking Lot at 3am where she fistfought God Herself for the right to return to the land of the Living.
God: No Wonder Those Hargreeves Brothers Like You So Much. *happily sends Jill back, but Damns her just a little, making her a Vampire*
So on Karmas 16th birthday her Undead Mother clawed her way out of a Shallow Grave and made her way across the Destinys Children Compound, slaughtering anyone and everyone who got in her way.
Harlen Heard the chaos and brought Karma to a safe room to protect her. When Jill burst in she went straight for Harlens Throat. Karma recognized her Mom and jumped in front of Harlen to reassure Jill that He wasn't a Threat.
Jill accidentally Bit Karma. Just a little Bite. But now they're a badass Mother Daughter Vampire Duo. Harlen is their Emotional Support Human.
When Claire &Co. Land in this reality, Jill happily adopts her Alternate Reality Children and Nieces. They're a Happy Family, for a While.
Then Benji dies as the prophecy stated he would. Claire and Karma combine their powers to bring him back just enough for Mama Jill to Vamperize Him.
The family tries to settle back in but there's a palpable tension. This Reality no longer feels Safe.
Watching her cousins with their Mother starts to eat away at Claire, and she proposes one last* shift, into whatever Reality her Mother and her siblings went after Dallas.
She convinces her family that she can give them everything that's still missing from their lives. Her cousins can all get their parents back.
Harlen can reunite with V.
Jill can actually meet Ben for real. (And maybe have a Threesome with him and Klaus?)
They can kick Grandpa Reggies Ass.
The family agree to go for it.
Of course it's not as easy as Claire made it out to be, and they have to hop through several realities before they find the right one.
In one of these Realities they meet Stan, Klaus Son. Stan had a really good life and Klaus was a Really Good Dad, but had recently reunited with his Siblings to try and Stop the Apocalypse.
They Failed and Stan was left alone in an empty Acadmey riding out the Apocalypse with only a partially functioning Robot Grace for company.
Jill: *free real estate voice* it's a free son.
Stan: I just want my Dad.
Claire: can I interest you in an Alternate Reality Version of Your Dad?
Stan: ...yeah that'll work.
Their next jump brings them into the a Kugelblitz free version Sparrow Reality. They do the math and decide a timeline where the majority of their parents are alive and there Isn't an impending Apocalypse is the best they can hope for and decide to stay.
Harlen and Viktor and Claire and Allison reunite. Allegra gets to know this version of her Dad, Lila excitedly declares herself Stepmom. Klaus dives headfirst into being a Dad for Karma and Stan.
Jill and Sparrow Ben fall passionately in love and make baby Billy, much to their older children's embarrassment.
Luther and Five along with the Sparrows compete for the Title of Coolest Aunt/Uncle.
Reginald keeps quiet for while and lets the family settle in. But eventually he starts making moves to start up his Abusive "Training" with the Kids. The Kids know better and decide to make His Life a Living Hell.
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If Ben and Jill ever had kids, I can see them naming one of them Belladonna. Though I’m not sure if Belladonna would be one person or a set of twins named Bella & Donna.
In one Timeline they have a Cis daughter named Donna and in another they have a Trans daughter who named herself Bella.
They were born on the Same Day and both have power to create Otherworldly Creatures out of Psychic Energy and make them do their bidding. Together they're Extremely Powerful.
In both of their timelines they lost control of one of their Creatures as a child and Accidentally caused their parents deaths.
They found each other through Cousin Claires Multiversal Mischief and now consider themselves Twins.
As far as they're concerned Karma ( Jill and Klaus/Ben's Daughter) is their baby (half) sister, and she is to be Protected At All Costs.
Karma: I Am. I Am Literally A Walking Undead Nightmare. I don't Need Your Protection.
Bella: Did You hear something?
Donna: Must've been the Wind.
They join Claire's Mission of Multiversal Destruction in the hopes that they can either find or create a timeline where both of their parents are alive and well.
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The Hargreeves have a living room couch people sleep on when their relationship is conflicted. Notable people who slept on the couch are: Ben, Diego and Reginald. Grace sent Reginald to sleep on the couch.
Worst part is there’s numerous bedrooms they could sleep in
There are 24 spare bedrooms in this house but Family Rules state that if your partner is mad at you, you sleep on the Couch.
This particular couch is in a whole separate room just off the main Sitting Room and they've nicknamed that room The Doghouse.
Diego tried to make Lila sleep in The Doghouse on night but somehow she flipped the argument and He wound up on the Couch.
The Doghouse is the very same place Teenage Klaus would end up most night's when he would sneak back in the house in the middle of the night, High &/or Drunk, and crash on the spare couch because he couldn't make it up the stairs.
Part of the Grandkids campaign of Terror against Reginald was teaming up with Grace to kick him out of his bedroom and into the Doghouse for a month solid.
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Benji on a ladder: I’m scared dad
S!Ben: Do you trust me son?
Benji: Yes
S!Ben: Come on son
Benji jumps off the ladder and falls on ground
S!Ben: Rule #1 never trust anybody
Benji: I....should've seen that shit coming
Donna: you actually Fell for That?
S!Ben: *laughing* Literally!
Jill: I Want a Divorce.
S!Ben: *stops laughing* Are you Serious?
Jill: *picks Benji off the floor and walks away*
S!Ben: Baby! NO! It Was Just A Joke!
S!Ben: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME I'M A GOOD DAD I SWEAR!!!!
Alison&Claire: *casually eating popcorn while enjoying someone else's family drama being the center of attention for once*
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