#tua shitpost

[staryfangs]

TUA as textposts but it's 100% accurate because I'm always right

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #allison hargreeves #text post #tua memes

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: Deadname or misgender my brother and your pronouns will be was/were

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #diego hargreeves

[hopelessheqrts]

no thoughts just klaus stopping to get his cowboy hat

#tua shitpost #the umbrella academy #tua #tua netflix #klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy #umbrella academy klaus

[eddies-guitar13]

Viktor: what do you call disobeying the law?

Five: a hobby

Luther: *stares intensely at Five*

Five:...that we don't engage in

#tua #tua incorrect quotes #tua five #tua klaus #tua fanart #tua fanfic #tua shitpost #tua tumblr #tua fandom #tua fan #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #klave #tua klave #klaus x dave #number 5 #tua 5 #klaus #number five needs a hug #meow #teen wolf #thesandman #ben hargeves

[distracted-milkshake]

Love how Five had a growth spurt and aged half a fucking decade in the 0.5 seconds between seasons. Kid's got game.

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua five #number five #number 5 #aidan gallagher #number five umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua season two #tua season three #tua shitpost #tua s2 #tua s3 #tua number five #growth spurt #damn

[your-favorite-bean]

Reginald: If klaus jumped off a cliff would you too.

Diego: hey man, I’m a leader, not a follower

Reginald: good. Because it’s important not to blindly follow—

Diego: I’m jumping off the cliff first.

#five: nah I would’ve pushed him off before he could jump #tua #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua quotes #tua shitpost #the umbrella academy #reginald hargreeves

[parkersbliss]

judgey little shit

#he could judge me any day tbh #why does he have shrimp posture tho #it’s canon he has back problems #FROM CARRYING THE SHOW LOLOLOL #no cause of the posture #I’m not funny #bye #five hargreeves #tua shitpost #tua season three #tua s3 #the umbrella academy season 3 #the umbrella academy #five #number five #aidan gallagher

[lila-pitts-apologist]

rip alphonso you were a real one

#tua #tua s3 #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #lila pitts #sloane hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #tua shitpost #tua memes

[creapysummer]

Klaus: Are you reading fan fiction?

Five, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- no??

Klaus: Oh, is it on AO3?

Five: This is CNN.

#source: incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[the-anxiety-academy]

Five x TEEN!Y/n

Incorrect quotes pt6

⚠Disclaimer⚠ I made this when I was 15 and I no longer post about Five!

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*at Luther and Sloane's wedding*

Five: What the hell were you thinking?

Y/n: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Five: You released OSTRICHES!

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Five: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Y/n: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Five: That one. I want that one.

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Y/n: Five is playing hard to get.

Y/n: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Five: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Y/n: What- how?

Five: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Five: You’re not jealous, are you?

Y/n: No!

Five: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

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Y/n: What happened?!

Five: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Y/n: Sh-short??

Five: Shit's fucked.

Y/n: Okay, long.

Five: Shit's very fucked.

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Five: We both look very handsome tonight.

Y/n: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Five: I couldn't take that chance.

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Five: Hey, Y/n. What kind of flowers do you prefer?

Y/n: I like sunflowers.

Five, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

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Five: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Y/n: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Five: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Y/n: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Five: College dropouts?

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Y/n: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.

Five: What are you saying? Say it again.

Y/n: Tubberware.

Five: Say it again. Slow.

Y/n: Tubberware.

Five: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.

Y/n: Tub.

Five: Wrong.

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Five: So what do you have planned for the future?

Y/n: Lunch.

Five: No, like long term.

Y/n: Oh...um, dinner?

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#incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #tua fandom #tua shitpost #tua #tua incorrect quotes #five hargreeves #five hargreeves x y/n #five x reader #five hargreeves x reader

[yourmomxx]

Five: I want to kiss you.

Y/N, not paying attention: What?

Five: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

#the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 3 #incorrect tua #tua s3 #tua imagine #tua incorrect quotes #tua shitpost #five hargreeves #five hargreeves imagine #aidan gallagher #five hargreaves x reader

[staryfangs]

TUA as textposts but it's 100% accurate because I'm always right pt 2

#I am aware most of these are five fuck off #the umbrella academy #tua #text post #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #lila pitts #tua shitpost

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’

Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am

Five: Suppose he understands his market

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[hopelessheqrts]

thinking about how diego’s biggest desire in life is to have a family dance off

#the umbrella academy #tua shitpost #tua #tua netflix #diego hargreeves #fei hargreeves #allison hargreeves

[gayraccoonthing]

Okay but this would be Klaus. I'm right, I know I am.

#i mran like ignoring everything else from the case #murder isnt cool kids dont do that #klaus probably wouldnt #no promises #the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #umbrella academy #tua memes #klaus hargreeves

[distracted-milkshake]

#ua #tua #tua memes #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #number five #luther hargreeves #tua shitpost