I got a new outfit~ I'm going to be chugging and funneling a lot of boost in this sexy lil number. Catch it on OF 馃挏
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Tub of Lard from聽Extraordinarily Excellent Entities is aromantic asexual!
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Paul Merton with the right honorable Tub of Lard MP, 1993
Photo from Syndication International
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if you tried to call eggman fat as an insult he'd just be like "HA! you're either ~understandably~ jealous, or too STUPID to realize that i have the perfect male figure! whether you like it or not, THIS is what peak performance looks like!" then he'd write a diss track about you and itd be such a fucking banger it would top all the charts and you'd have to fake your death and change your name or something to live it down
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laughing at ferrari's plan d then realising this is going to be my life from next year
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it is kind of funny that the two guys i am most enamored with in cod are rodion and fender, two very normal guys. but the intent there is that either I or another character is placed with them that is a fucked up kind of guy. shepherd/me is about two guys being fucked up bc it's convenient to each other.
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fellow fatal vore enjoyers line the fuck up, I wanna feed my endlessly-respawning gutslut OC to y'all
her name is francine fodder, she's six feet tall and weighs well over 350 pounds
she's an absolute sweetheart, loves to cook and bake, rides a motorcycle, and is actually 123 years old but stopped physically aging at 23 due to her very first death. she WILL masturbate to her own digestion [unless you ask her to not do so, in which case she will gladly accept your request and refrain from getting off, because she wants every pred who digests her to have an excellent experience doing so]
and again. six feet tall and weighs well over 350 pounds. she is large, she is fat, and she wants you to digest her. preferably multiple times.
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