HAHA JUST WOKE UP TO CRYING HMM HAHAHAA CAN NOT TODAY 

psstt SADIST… UR SO COOL :)

Tommy’s yelling stresses me out, and I don’t like the excessive language, so I can’t really watch his stream. Can someone tell me what happened?

I’ve gathered that Dream is in prison but it was some kind of big brain play so it’s not really a victory? Did Nikki succeed in killing Tommy yet? Have Tubbo and Tommy reconciled? Who was mentally scarred this time?

I’m just sitting up here in the Arctic with Philza and Techno, totally out of the loop.

stream brainrot stream brainrot

imma rewatch yesterday’s stream after school probably but

(/roleplay spoilers below!!)

all I can think about is how as soon as the other smp members stepped through the portal, and c!dream realized he couldn’t outplay them all, he immediately went after tubbo. he probably thought that, if tommy thinks he’s won now, he’ll at least take out his closest companion, just to have the last laugh

but he didn’t realize that there was someone there who knew his movements, who’s sparred and fought with and studied dream since they were kids

sapnap

once a companion, abused by c!dream and realizing that tubbo and tommy are just fucking kids man- c!sapnap instantly blocking tubbo, protecting him, and telling dream to back off

sapnap being an older brother towards tubbo and tommy brainrot i love him

No but guys!!! It matters so much that everyone else saw the vault because they saw how it was Dream who was making the discs so important, acting like they were worth as much if not more than Tubbo’s literal life, and also that the discs to Tommy are on the same level to him as their most valuable items are to them!

It’s so important that they saw that because now Tommy’s actions regarding the discs and Dream (hopefully) make sense to everyone else!

I think one of the resons I didn’t like the season two finale is because the “heroes” or “good guys” didn’t actually lose anything.

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Ah yes, the famous twitch streamer TimmyInnit

He’s known to stream with his friends Wobler Suit and Tubbu

I know it is highly unlikely, but I really want CaptainSparklez and Crumb to join the DreamSMP. And not only that, I want them to be a part of the Anarchy Syndicate. Bonus: ADD X33N TOO!!

Hear me out.

The Captain has always gravitated towards neutral chaos. He’s not really a government type person and actually prefers to work alone or with just one/two other people. He won’t be as bloodthirsty as Techno of course, but I think he’d bring a much balanced element to the Syndicate. And also it would be fun to see the Captain just let loose and take down some governments. Maybe he could get Tubbo to join. Either that or we get some really good father/son angst. Also, I think Jordan would just enjoy the… maturity of the Syndicate members.

Crumb being in the Syndicate is just hilarious and honestly expected. She’s such a wild card. I mean I can hear it now as she kills someone “Nuthin personal, kid!” XD It would be like her calling card. She’d join up with the Syndicate mostly to help out her dad, I mean Sparklez, but also just to enjoy some fun chaos where she can be both good and bad. She’s a cat. There is no other animal more geared towards Anarchy than a cat.

Also, the best thing! You wouldn’t have to worry about the likes of Philza or Techno talking over her, as they are very respectful to others in their VC. They’re calm and not so shouty. {unless there’s a baby zombie} Same with Sparklez. The four of them, plus Ranboo, would just be Team Chill and that is just so nice!! (Sorry Tommy lovers. Kid stresses me out with all that shouting. And I love Tubbo, but he can be just as loud sometimes.)

For even more fun, adding Xeen would give us another “Old Man”. He and Philza would be hilarious. Every group needs a proper voice of reason and that would be XeenDad. Plus, Xeen would be a great planner for the Syndicate I think. He’s always the one keeping track of everything when he and Sparklez play. He’d know all of the Syndicate’s resources.

All in all, my dream Syndicate group is Technoblade, Philza, Nikki, Ranboo, CaptainSparklez, Crumb, and X33N. Just imagining them all sitting around the End Table looking epic… I may have to draw it.

There’s a moment where Dream kept on threatening Tubbo and Tommy said he needs them both the same amount- “Because without Tubbo, what am I?!”

One of two moments he asked that this stream.

When it was directed at Dream, he answered that Tommy is the hero who needs to lose someone, like all heroes do.

To him, without Tubbo, he’s just like a fun little story.

However the second time, when it was directed at Tubbo, he answered

“Yourself.”

Tommy will just be him.

He lost in the past, he fought on his own, he was betrayed and kept on just being him, even if a took some time.

To Tubbo, on his own, Tommy won’t be like Wilbur or Schlatt or Dream- He won’t loose the sense of right and wrong for an obsession or a goal.

He’ll manage to just stay himself.

- bro im shaking

- EVERYONE STANDING ALONG THE PRIME PATH TO SAY GOODBYE,,,IM CRYING

- tubbo screaming at tommy to “KEEP THE DISCS! I’VE DONE ENOUGH IN MY LIFE!” is incredibly sad because you remember the moment Tommy said “the discs were worth more than you ever were.” It’s almost as if tubbo has come to agree with that statement.

- similarly, tommy immediately going against that by handing dream the disc

- the disc not even being the geniune one. holy fuck…puppetmaster…

- tubbo telling tommy he was on half a heart and tommy immediately throwing him gapples and being concerned

- the elevator and chamber was cool af

- the hall of attachments. the cage just labelled “skeppy” hh

- TUBBO’S SPEECH. THE CHESS REFERENCES. “this is checkmate. i suggest you resign.” BRUHHHHHHHHH

- punz coming through the portal and dream going “punz?” with a half-laugh, trying to sound nonchalant, but you can tell from his laugh that he’s uneasy bc this was not part of the plan

- “im sorry dream, but you should have paid me more” PLUS THE EPIC PORTAL SCENEEEE

- DREAM PUTTING HIS STUFF IN THE HOLE + YOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOI

- “i…blew up the community house”

- dream only has 3 lives confirmed?? or was he faking to make them think he did???

- WILBUR IS PROUD OF TOMMY AAAAA

- wilbur and tommy bickering immediately

- just. everything really

- EDIT: I’D ALSO LIKE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO TUBBO AND DREAM’S CHESS GAME A FEW WEEKS AGO. TUBBO LOST, AND DREAM MADE A COMMENT, REMEMBER? “UNFORTUNATE PAWN PLACEMENT.”

UNFORTUNATE PAWN PLACEMENT.

I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICED ON THE FIRST WATCH

The moment down in the dark room, Dream said “you like to think you’re the hero.”

And Tubbo looked at Tommy and nodded and Tommy was caught off guard he smiled and said he makes everything better.

Like

Thank you, i shall now treasure this moment

Excuse me while i go sob

yooooooooooo, suck it green boyyyyyyyy

this is the only time im posting minecraft youtube fanart to tumblr just take it i dont wanna talk about it i really dont

IK IT CAME OUT LIKE AN HOUR AGO BUT SAD-ISTS EVELYN, EVELYN ANIMATIC????? BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wake up babe, new Sad-ist animation dropped

Raw quotes from the Dream SMP, done as a typography exercise. Part 2 of 2.

(You could use it as a banner for things? Credit me if you do)

WAKE UP HOES NEW SAD-IST ANIMATIC JUST DROPPED

wait tubbo just actually has literal nukes wtf

(this covers tommy’s, ranboo’s, and ant’s streams)

i should just predict things from now on

SAD-ist???? holy shit???????