What I think is going on if any of the DSMP members win the Elytra.
Tubbo: Built those wings himself. Healing arc.
Tommy: Avian, his wings finally came in, they are little chicken wings.
Ranboo: Teleporting unlocked more end heritage, they are wings like the ender dragon.
Eryn Cyberonix: That accident that fucked up his arm also fucked up his wings, when he has elytra he simply had a good night’s rest and they came back.
Charlie Slimecicle: Slime wings.
Purpled: Alien tech he finally repaired.
Quackity: Avian, he just stopped binding down his duck wings.
Wilbur Soot: translucent avian wings that belong to a ghost, he insists he doesn’t have them and that he’s well and healthy and normal now.
FoolishGamers: Mans is a god. Of course he has wings. They are somehow smooth like shark skin.
Eret: They won wings back from a cult in the past, and forgot. Just re-discovered them. The wings are an eldritch summoned force that binds to your back, but like in a friendly way.
Awesamdude: Built those wings himself. The satisfaction of creation somehow does not overcome the guilt of what he has done and is doing and was prepared to do. His hands shake at night.
Captain Puffy: A divine boon from the time she saved a god. (It was a swindle but the god doesn’t know yet.)
Antfrost: They may or may not be demon wings and he may or may not be making an arrangement with a high cost to bring someone back and it may or may not be corrupting him. It’s fine. Look, cat!
Hannahxxrose: Plant-based wings, they were a gift from the forest as she healed.
Ponk: The Doctor has been doing Inadvisable Science.
Punz: High tech wings were his payment for a job well done. Don’t ask questions.
Skeppy: He stole them from Bad in an epic troll.
BadBoyHalo: He’s literally a demon, he’s always had demon wings, he just thought it was rude to use them before. Are we really sure it’s not rude? It’s okay now?
GeorgeNotFound: idk he woke up and they were there. maybe the god who’s been following him gave them. he doesn’t care. they look like dragonfly wings.
Sapnap: Fire phoenix wings.
Karl Jacobs: he doesn’t remember where he got them but they’ve grown into his back and he can’t take them off. when pulled on something screams with his voice but it doesn’t come from his throat (but his throat bleeds anyway). they’re beautiful when they catch the light.
Dream: End dragon wings, but he stole them when he closed the End. They’ve been spliced on, he has to take anti-rejection meds.
Connor: They are video game elytra that he won in a contest on the 30th of October 2021. He’s going to take them to hang out with his other friends.
Niki: Fire phoenix wings, but specifically with a healing property.
Hbomb: You know the anime girl backpack that looks like little crossed wings? That.
Michael McChill: Paranoid Radio Host takes another step in the tradition of Cecil Baldwin and has wings of purple light.
Technoblade: Dragon wings, but specifically a dragon that’s also a wither. They sink into his back like cold fingers.
Philza: Avian, his wings finally healed.
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