#tubbo like a da bee

[anachronistic-falsehood]

idk how i ended up on bootwt but i don’t like it. new boobers are slamming the dsmp and calling it “THAT server” bc they don’t even wanna mention it by name, calling old jokes cringe (the genderman stuff, “put me in the prison sam,” anything at all regarding beeduo, etc.) saying not to associate ranboo with any kind of mcyt stuff at all even tho that’s how most of us found him, etc etc. like girl don’t worry about old jokes the rest of us might make and how people think of your streamer you have no right to dictate how fandom engages with a creator as long as it’s not doing any harm you’re fifteen go help your mom with the dishes

#whiskey yelling into the void #mcyttwt suddenly has like. a lot of very very young people in it again bc a lot of older fans left and it’s unbearable again #you were not here three years ago you were not IN THE FUCKING FANDOM TRENCHES!!! #you have not even begun to see the cringe. u did not sit through deffo flerting. sassboo memes. tubbo like a da bee #idk i’m just tired of kids thinking they know best but like bootwt has always been like this so like. idk #it’s part of the reason i don’t watch ranboob anymore bc i just can’t stand the fanbase #idk i’m just ranting. i just don’t like fandom twitter

[artza3w]

Heyyyyy, made this for goretober!!!

I'm really proud of it!! (it's Tubbo after the festival when he got firework'ed)

Also!!!! What are the guidelines on here?? Am I able to post really gory stuff?????

(here's the list of things to draw in goretober)

#aew #art #drawing #dsmp #dsmp art #lgbtq community #tubbo #mcyt #bee boy #tubbo like da bee #cw: gore #soft gore #gore #gore artist

[illeestrations]

(click for better quality ✨) gonna turn this into a full drawing later!!

i’ve been playing around with the new app that appeared after the update (freeform) and i’ve been having so much fun with it!

(i took the screenshot of his avatar during a tommy stream!)

#osmp tubbo #osmp #origins smp #minecraft origins #origins tubbo #freeform app #art #digital art #doodle #bees #tubbo #tubbo like da bee #i just really like hexagons ok #lee does the doodling

[colossal-red]

👀👀 can i hear about george and sapnaps neighbors in tinyhunt,,? (sorry if this has already been asked, if it has feel free to talk about whatever :D)

Thank you so much. Yeh I haven’t received a single ask except for yours, but I will gladly talk about their neighbors!

To the left of their house lies a fairly normal family. Consisting of a single tall father and a pink haired infant. Or at least, that’s what it looks like on the outside. But who knows? Maybe there would also be two borrowers, one loud and swearing, the other who like a da bee.

To their right we have another family! This one is all humans tho. We have the brown haired Crime boi father, a normal woman(?), and a son who really likes foxes 🦊 The kid isn’t that old, I’d say about a year or two until Middle School?

And that’s their two neighboring houses! I might add more in the future, but this is it for now.

Thank you for the ask-

#mcyt g/t #tinyhunt au #giant!ranboo #giant!michael #tiny!tommy #tiny!tubbo #he like a da bee #giant!wilbur #giant!fundy #giant!george #giant!sapnap

[honeyteaxx]

I usually don’t post my edits on here, but I’m just so fucking proud of this one. SongMeadow is my username on yt btw so that explains the watermark. You could go check out my channel if you want :)

#bee boy #tubbo my beloved #tubbo #edit #tubbo edit #cuz he likes da bee

[tubboscored]

do you ever think about how wild it is that cranboo met ctubbo after so much terrible shit had already happened to him. how he missed such crucial context that other people in tubbo's live had!! like. he shows up in this country that's been very recently blown to bits by some dead guy everyone refuses to talk about, and the new president is literally just some kid covered in bandages + wearing this suit that looks ridiculously big on him, and ranboo is probably super caught off-guard at first but pretty quickly he gets the idea: this kid's got a funny sense of humor, and he's been horribly messed up by whatever Bad Thing happened here, and sometimes ranboo blinks and the president's eyes have glazed over and he's shouting, commanding this measly broken country with a presence you never thought could exude from such an unimposing little guy. sometimes tubbo gets angry, and yeah ranboo thinks that looks unnerving on him, but it's nowhere near how jarring it probably is for everyone else who remembers the OLD tubbo, tub-in-a-box tubbo, lika-da-bee tubbo, silly fun happy tubbo. he never knew the tubbo before the scars. to ranboo this is, like. just how tubbo is.

#ranboo #tubbo #can you tell nlm-beeduo HAUNTS me #it's also important to note that in cranboo's mind all of this is interspersed with incredible gayness directed at ctubbo btw #obv. cbeeduo in gay love etc etc #bee duo #dsmp #lmanberg #meta #romeoposting

[terrible-leviathan]

Oh my god guys I'm at vicdcon rn and I just saw a fan stole tubbo's flannel while a whole crowd at the tubnet booth just chant "tubbo like a da bee" 😭

#mcyt #dream smp #tubbo #im so funny

[moiteneia]

Hunger Games: GUAPODUO - AU:

Eu to percebendo que to em uma onda de livros e filminhos, então vamos lá: 

AU Guapoduo - Os Jogos Vorazes (só que o negócio real kkkk)

q!Cellbit estava quase chegando aos dezesseis anos. Tendo que criar seus dois irmãos, q!Bagi e q!Tubbo, praticamente sozinho, ele colocava seu nome mais vezes do que ele conseguia contar, focando-se apenas na comida que teriam por algumas semanas.

Mas com certeza ele ainda teria que caçar por algumas semanas, só precisaria ter mais cuidado, visto a forte presença da Federação naquela época do ano no distrito de Conhecimento.

Era o primeiro ano que q!Tubbo estaria na Colheita. Uma hora seria a vez dele. Mas q!Cell não se preocupava, acreditando que, com apenas uma ficha de seu nome, jamais o pequeno seria chamado.

Até que…Ele ouviu.

O nome de seu irmãozinho ecoou pelos seus ouvidos como o zumbido de milhares de abelhas. E sem nem pensar duas vezes, ele correu até o menino que já caminhava em direção ao palco e o escondeu atrás de si:

-Eu me ofereço! Eu me ofereço como tributo!

Seu irmão gritou em desespero, tentando o abraçar o segurar ali, mas logo foi arrastado por q!Philza, seu padrinho, antes que os guardas da Federação o atacassem.

q!Cellbit subiu no palco e ouviu o nome da tributo feminina ser chamada. Q!Baghera, uma garota de família rica, mas extremamente tímida.

Bom, ele precisava vencer. Ele tinha que vencer para voltar para sua família.

O que ele não sabia é quem ele conheceria na Arena, de outro distrito (Sangue) e que eles fariam muito mais do que vencer, mas mudar aquela guerra para sempre.

xXx ENG XxX

I'm realizing that I'm on a wave of books and films, so here we go: AU Guapoduo - The Hunger Games (but the real deal lol)

q!Cellbit was almost turning sixteen. Having to raise his two brothers, q!Bagi and q!Tubbo, practically alone, he put his name down more times than he could count, focusing only on the food they would have for a few weeks. But he would certainly still have to hunt for a few weeks, he would just need to be more careful, given the strong Federation presence at that time of year in the Knowledge district.

It was the first year that q!Tubbo would be at Colheita. One day it would be his turn. But q!Cell wasn't worried, believing that, with just a record of his name, the little one would never be called.

Until…He listened.

His little brother's name echoed through his ears like the buzzing of thousands of bees. And without even thinking twice, he ran to the boy who was already walking towards the stage and hid him behind him:

-I offer myself! I volunteer as tribute! His brother screamed in despair, trying to hug him and hold him there, but was soon dragged away by q!Philza, his godfather, before the Federation guards attacked him.

q!Cellbit walked onto the stage and heard the female tribute's name being called. Q!Baghera, a girl from a rich family, but extremely shy.

Well, he needed to win. He had to win to return to his family.

What he didn't know was who he would meet in the Arena, from another district (Sangue) and that they would do much more than win, but change that war forever.

#qsmp #q!cellbit #qsmp cellbit #headcanon #q!roier #q!tubbo #q!philza #q!bagi #hg!cellbit #hungergames #guapoduo #spiderbit #Chainshawkillers #qsmp purgatory #qroier #qcellbit #q baghera #q!baghera

[girlthatlikestotalk]

dream smp characters as demigods

Techno- child of Athena that was promoted to god. okay so obviously first thought would be Ares, god of war and all that, but my hot take is that Techno would be a child of Athena because not only is she the goddess of wisdom but she’s the goddess of tactical strategy and to me that seems more like a Techno thing but that’s just personal opinion

Wilbur- child of a Poseidon because the vibes are there

Tubbo- child of Demeter. i have no idea why but like. he like da bee. bees pollinate plants. child of Demeter

Dream- child of Nemesis that was promoted to god

Sapnap- child of Hephaestus

George- child of Demeter. literally why did i write this what was i thinking tell me the process

Tommy- child of Hermes. he always wanted to be Zeus’s kid but then he met him and he was a DICK

Nihachu- shit i had a hard time with this but eventually i decided on child of Nemesis

Fundy- child of Dolos, god of guile. also, looking back, fitting to be the child of a lesser god as he’s like always forgotten

Schlatt- child of Ares, although my opinion has since changed to Dionysus

Quackity- this was difficult, but im gonna go with Hermes. not only is he the god of travelers and trade, he’s the god of gambling. plus the aesthetics of it

Philza- another child of Athena who was promoted to god. he was promoted before Techno

Ranboo- ooh personal favorite i put so much thought into this. child of Lethe. i was gonna do Mnemosyne to be ironic, but this works alright. note to self maybe in this au that’s how he lost his memory: the River Lethe, which had a... lasting effect

#mcyt #mcytblr #dream smp #dreamsmpblr #anyway i just found this from like 5 months ago #s's dream smp pjo au #that i'll never write lmao #thats not true i might #technoblade #wilbur soot #tubbo #dream #sapnap #georgenotfound #tommyinnit #nihachu #fundy #jschlatt #quacckity #philza #ranboo

[lello-lemon]

Qsmp AU

So I’ve had an idea for an au for ages and now I’m finally writing it out.

Basically an au where Qsmp members who had been on the Origins server were federation experiments like Baghera (but in a different facility). To cope with what’s happening to them, they make up a fantasy world (Origins) where they can be safe.

Philza would be the first who was taken by the federation and experimented on. I’d say that Angel of Death stuff would either come pre-federation or after escaping. But either way, he’d’ve had a life beforehand, (hardcore lore) and would cope with the trauma the same way as he does in qsmp canon; dissociation and dreaming of his hardcore world. This lets him stay (mostly) sane and non compliant with the federation. He knows there is life outside which he is determined to return to and he never stops planning escape attempts.

Others would come later; Wilbur, Tubbo, Slimecicle, Niki. Phil is determined to protect and shield them from as much as possible. The federation realise that they can finally control him by threatening and hurting his sort-of-kids.

The others either don’t remember or didn’t have a life before the federation facility so Phil tells them stories and teaches them to make their own. This leads to them creating Origins. Philza is made a superhero (The Crow Father) he is able to protect his family, he is free again. Wilbur is able to be ghostbur and can never be trapped because he can phase through walls. Tubbo is told stories of flowers from Phil and wants to always keeps them on him (Fred and Tubbo crumbs 👀) also Tubbo lika-da-bee so.

I’m not sure how other characters like Tommy and Sneeg and Aimsey fit in. I have this headcannon that Tommy is like a ghost/spirit or can spiritually project himself onto qsmp (his two cameos on the server). Basically he’d be this translucent version of himself that would hover near the person he was following (Wilbur or Tubbo). He can possess people (when he takes control of the keyboard). In this au, he’d be a federation experiment that they couldn’t figure out how to control and he became friends with the Origins gang. I’m not too familiar with Sneeg and Aimsey’s canon purgatory lore, but I’m pretty sure Sneeg is still the Inch while Aimsey is a different character? Sneeg works really well for me in this au and I was so happy because I’ve been thinking of this au since Baghera’s federation experiment lore. But I don’t know how Aimsey fits in.

All or most of them end up escaping from the federation facility. Tubbo and Nikki either couldn’t get out or were recaptured and put in the prison + were frozen in ice. Philza, Slime and Wilbur got out but got invited back to the island by train. Sneeg and Aimsey got out but were brought back in purgatory 2. None of them have memories of being experimented on/only slightly remember some things but they do know they are important to one another.

Character’s hybrid species/origin:

Philza: Crow/Elytrain

Wilbur: Magpie/Phantom

Tubbo: (Unsure, but probably goat for this au)/Bee

Slimecicle: Slime/Slime

Nikki: Cat/Merlin

Tommy: Ghost or Spirit/Avian

Sneeg: Inch or is able to change size/Inch

Aimsey: Moth/Enderman

Other Origins characters would also be present probably.

#qsmp #qsmp au #sorry for the ramble #qsmp brainrot #origins smp

[theminecraftbee]

For the fandom ask game: Second like-a da bee. That is your character now

oh no not just the “fandom takes mentioning they like a thing and makes it their whole personality trait” but the tubbo curse specifically oh no

#answered #naturally-naive #ask game

[glazebowstuffz]

Son of a God AU

Alone...

[Only Tommy and mentions of everyone else]

Tommy's void wasn't normal. It was actually nothing, just an empty void like space. Maybe it was because he's part god himself or maybe he's too young to die. Very confusing for him but it wasn't always so bad, Kristen, Mumza had found him and she took him with her to a special place of a small patch of flowers with a one giant tree. It was similar to the same tree that he used to play on as a younger child in his old house with Phil, Wilbur, and Techno. It didn't stop there, Mumza had asked if he'll be willing to help her with guiding lost souls to the afterlife. Of course Tommy said yes, he was able to stay close to his mumza and he wasn't alone anymore. This went on for years or at least he thinks it has. Time isn't any easy to tell here in limbo, Tommy was now considered an adult and none of his birthday were miss because he had Mumza with him. But it didn't stop the feeling of missing everyone else. Dadza and his annoying crows, Wilbur just being chaotic, Techno reading to him, Niki and her amazing delicious treats, Tubbo with crazy ideas and bees... he really misses them.

One day- or night? He didn't know time anymore. Mumza told Tommy to stay by the tree and not to wonder off. She had to go visit another God or whatever she said, Tommy wasn't paying attention but he knew he couldn't follow her. He did what he was told... until he was bored. He got up and started walking around. It was nice for awhile but until he couldn't make his way back to the tree. He tried running, flying even but he couldn't find Mumza or that special place. He was lost in the void again... it's been months by now and he was still waiting for Mumza to find him but something else had found him instead. "Tommy?" He looked up from his knees to find a goat hybrid dictator...

"Schlatt? What the fuck..."

"What the hell are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in Manburg celebrating your victory? Also look at you not a child anymore! Also were you always this tall?"

"I was NEVER a child... as for the height... uh, a god thing I guess... That fight was over 14 years ago... I think. Time is weird here... I can't even remember what the sun looks like."

"Eh you get used to it. Want a beer?" He hands a beer bottle to Tommy.

"No, I declined your offer. How can you still be drinking? Isn't that what killed you?"

"Yeah and? Look I'm already dead. What? Is it going to kill me more?" He did have a point but Tommy would never say aloud. "That's what I thought." He drinks it down. "One thing I miss about being alive is the taste. I can't taste shit here! Anyways kid how'd you kick the bucket?"

"Trying to save Wilbur from himself... He made Da- Phil to stap him and shit, so I stepped in the way and fell off the now Manburg's huge hole. Which Wil made because of that button."

"Wow, fucked up, shit..."

"He only did it because of you! Exiling us, winning L'Manburg... why?"

"I was drunk. Honestly I don't know why I even did it... I went mad with power I guess but I didn't even want to be president. But I made my choice and got what I deserve. I know it doesn't mean anything now but I'm sorry Tommy." Tommy sighs.

"I guess... I accept-" As he looks over towards Schlatt he finds nothing. He was alone again. "Mumza... where are you?"

"I'm not a "Mumza" but I can help." A voice came behind but Tommy knows that voice. It was a traitor who abandoned them and chose a tyrant over freedom. He gets up from the ground.

"Dream?" Tommy looks behind himself but he sees nothing.

"Down here big man!" He looks down only to see a tiny Dream, he would be no bigger then his hand. Unlike Schlatt who was about a head taller then Dream.

"What the fuck!? When did you get tiny?"

"More of the other way around... I'm normal size but you, your a giant!"

"Beside the point..." Tommy remembers Kristen mentioning to him that his godly powers would show more, but honestly he didn't think that was true, maybe because she was still taller then him. "What do you want Dream?"

"Obviously you died, like anyone here in limbo. This isn't the first-" Tommy stops him as he hears an echo. It's small yes but still very noticeable in the silent void. Thump thump, ba boom, ba bump and lub-dub. "As i was saying... What do I want? Well I came here to REVIVE you. Everyone misses you Tommy. And I miss you messing around in the server. I want the Tommyinnit back and alive."

"What? Revive me? That's impossible..."

"If it is... explain why I'm here talking with you, right now?" Dream smiles under his already smiley mask. Tommy was unsure... it couldn't be possible? Dream found a way to bring him back with everyone. He is brought out of his thoughts when he hears it again... It was a heartbeat that was coming from Dream. Tommy's eyes had gone wide, he reaches over to Dream grabbing him in one hand swoop. He places him closer towards his ear. "What the- Tommy!!" Tommy just shushes him as he puts his ear on his chest. Thump thump, ba boom, ba bump and lub-dub. Again. Being a bit faster but it was there... the sound of a heart. He slowly brings Dream away from his ear. Now they are meeting eye to eye. Tommy holds him in both of his now flat hands.

"How the fuck did you get here? And how are you alive?"

"Let's make a deal... how about it Tommy? I bring to back with me and you have to rescue me from prison."

"You're in jail!? What did you do?"

"Eh, destroyed the community house... twice and not to mention destroyed New L'Manburg after rebuilding."

"They made another L'Manburg???" Tommy thought back to what Techno said... government really does suck... it may had corrupted Tubbo as well...

"Yup as Tubbo is the president. He even exiled Wilbur after he burned down George's house." Tommy gasped.

"I told him to fix his mess! Not make it worse... also he burn Gogy's house!? Who does that... funny but still... wait Tubbo exiled Wilbur?"

"Yeah, he did. He even told me to escort him out."

"Techno was right... power really does corrupt people... so that's the whole deal? After you destroyed L'Manburg they put you in prison?"

"Sadly yes... I joined Techno because he's was right about the government... after the whole scenario when everything was calm. They found me and locked me up. They're trying to get Techno too."

"That's the whole deal... you revive me and I just break you out of jail? Is there anything else I should know?"

"Well yes one more problem... I would have to transfer your ghost here to replace you."

"My ghost? I had a ghost around as me??"

"Oh yeah, he was kinda like you... more on the happier side that is. He called himself Toast and had all your happy memories. Here put me down I'll show you." Just as Dream said Tommy put him down and out of nowhere a little ghost of Tommy's past appeared. Toast seemed to be crying blue tears.

"He promised..." Toast said in a shacky voice trying to hold tears back from falling but failing to do so.

"Who promised?" Tommy asked looking down at the small ghost of his past self.

"Wilby... he gave me his word that I wouldn't get hurt...he gave me his word!" Tommy's felt pity for the ghost...

"I-..." at a lost of words Tommy picks up the little ghost and give him a hug. "Don't worry I'll talk with him... you'll just wait right here for mumza to pick you up. I promise she'll take good care of you." He whisper to Toast.

"Mumza... she's really here?"

"Yeah, she'll take you with her and you won't be alone... you'll have to wait. I give you big innit's word." Toast seemed to just nod as Tommy gently places him on the ground once more. "Alright Dream... you got yourself a deal. After breaking you out... I don't want anything else to do with you. Got it?"

"Of course! You won't ever have to see me again. Last thing is to shack my hand." Dream said as he raises his arm out to him. Tommy Shook his hand and the whole room went dark.

As Tommy open his eyes he found himself under water. He quickly swam up to the surface just in time. The hole that he fell in although years ago was much deeper and even plants started growing from it. Above him as a bridge vines were hanging from it so he took his chance and grab on one. He climb it all the way to the top. He noticed that he was normal height again but even after looking at his reflection he was still older looking. 'At least I'm not as old as Phil.' He chuckle to himself. He looked around not seeing anyone the moon was already setting down as a new day was just beginning. Although something did caught his eyes... it was a grave. He walked towards it getting of the bridge that was probably made by Phil since he recognized that way his dad built. As Tommy looks at the grave there was a chest with Wilbur's old jacket he used in pogtopia was inside. He took it and wears it. 'I remember when this was too big for me... now it fits, hope he doesn't mind." He finally looks at the sign. "Tommyinnit "Theseus" Minecraft... a son, a brother, a best friend... May you be at peace with L'Manburg Symphony."

"T-Tommy?" A voice calls out to him. He turns around facing Wilbur, Tubbo, and another person he never meant before. Both Tubbo and Wilbur's eyes were wide staring up at Tommy.

Tommy smiled. "Did you miss me?" He said as the sun rose more into the sky.

#sizeshifter!tommy au #mcyt gt #gt mcyt #son of a god au

[mighwnt]

🦙 (llama) and ⛏ (pickaxe) for the ask game? :O

🦙 (llama) give us a list of your favourite Minecraft mobs! Why are these ones specifically Your Little Guys?

omg hiii parker u gave me such a hard question!!

i like mooshrooms bc they were my fav as a kid, their eyes are funny and creepy.. i like their islands

i like axolotls bc theyre the coolest mob ever!!!! they come in so many diff colors and they like you and just wanna be ur pal theyre so cuteee

i like glowsquids bc i like glowy things but if im honest i wouldve liked mooblooms more...

i like bees bc theyre so cuteeee!!! and i have really pos memories of them bc tubbo like-a da bee... thats how i learned they got added to minecraft hehe

and i like piglins/zombified piglins bc theyre so fucking mysterious and sad within the lore... like who are they? what happened to their civilization?? their music? do they feel sad for the zombified ones?? i wish i could talk to them

#ty for asking :] #ask #glacier--freeze #minecraft

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

A Da Bee

by DaggerWing

“I-it was a bee..” The young blonde’s lip quivered as he adjusted his left hand to cover a spot on his right.

“Aw mate, c’mere and let me have a look?” Phil suggests, Tommy nodding before gingerly extending his arm out and lifting his hand off of the spot a little below the inside of his wrist. It was indeed a bee sting, the mark already starting to swell.

“That does look like a pretty nasty sting, how about we go get it patched up?” The young raccoon hybrid making an agreeing sound, sniffling once as Phil scooped him up into his arms. He carried Tommy to a cabinet, shifting his son to one arm so he could reach down and open the door.

Words: 689, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of One Hell Of A Curveball

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, Other

Characters: Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot

Relationships: TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Fluff, Antarctic Empire Faction on SMPEarth (Video Blogging RPF), Raccoon Hybrid TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Goat Hybrid Toby Smith | Tubbo

#ao3feed #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #crimeboys #crime boys #crimebois #crime bois #mcyt #This is an automated process #If you see any fic that breaks boundaries #or the fic is yours and you don't want it shared send an ask #it will be looked at and removed if need be

[a-vampire-culturelover]

Centaurworld- Chapter 13                                 The Festival

Today was the day. It was finally time to gather every centaur in centaurworld to celebrate and join together for the war, to free themselves from the fear of XD once and for all. Ranboo and Tubbo were put in charge of making a stage for the event, right next to the rift’s entrance.

“Dadboo! Dadbo! What’s a festival!” Micheal said, tottering over to the big sabertooth in his overalls.

“I’ll keep that a surprise. Your gonna love it, little bee.” Tubbo teased the minotaur, who bounced off with him to check how the rest of it was going. The Artictaurs, The Cambriantaurs, and to Tommy and Freddy’s suprise, Eret dragged the spoiled and reluctant horsetaurs from the comforts of their walled-city. Each brought their own gift and tradition, the cambriantaurs wanting to host a talent show, “The Milkman” and the other holetaurs making desserts, weirdly all the ones that needed dairy were made with other liquids like melon juice and alcohol. The three shamans came alongside Kristen and Wilbur, sharing a sweater with him face on it to Tommy, who squirmed in his big hug insisting he was a big man and not a child.

“Say has anyone seen Squiddo? I haven’t seen her since she went to go update the others on the human world.” A random cambriantaur asked, only to be trampled by trashtaurs excited to share the things they’ve collected. “But what is a Festival Dadbo?”

“Well, a Festival is when everyone in centaurworld gets together to have fun and celebrate with each other about how no matter how different we all are, we should be there in our times of need.” Tubbo explained as all the centaurs gathered to get tents and mattresses, swarming Tommy for any that he may have stolen.

“Are you still sure we can do this? How many cakes should I make for everyone?” Aimsey nervously asked Ranboo, still unsure of managing a big event. At least Billzo and Freddy had it handled while Tommy ran off with Wilbur, Phil, and Kristen.

“Ok but seriously where the fuck is Squiddo?!”the cambriantaur asked again, only to be ignored. Maybe if they shouted loud enough when everyone was all together?

Tubbo had put the small waddling pig minotaur in his baby carrier as he introduced him to every centaur he had encountered when looking for pieces of the key, glaring at the Pallascat-taur for trying to preserve Ranboo as a figurine.

“And over here is my da…” Tubbo looked in shock and fear as his father had set up camp with a few other bugtaurs, the hornetaur giving a menacing glare to the meek wasptaur.

“Well if it isn’t you. I’ve been looking for you for quite some time. Go fetch me some papers I need to write to my boss that I’m on break until after this stupid event. Honestly why did I even bother coming here?” The hornetaur said menacingly as Tubbo geared up, prompting Micheal to point the pointed end of his cotton candy at him.

“You stay away from my Dadbo you big meanie!” The hornetaur let out a gag of disgust looking at the little minotaur and his big bandaid over his previously blind eye, flying back into the hive as wasptaur looked in confusion. Tubbo looked to Ranboo proud, hugging his son as both geared up. meanwhile, Ranboo and Aimsey had checked on the Holetaurs, seeing Charlie, the slimetaur shaman and three other leaders of the holetaurs division as they told tales of a great and powerful ramtaur by the name of Schlatt, some of the other centaurs joining in for the ballad. Well at least they were getting along. Suddenly, the footsteps of a familiar human came by: George, the mysterious man who attempted to stop them from opening the rift.

“I was..persuaded to come here by a certain annoying Pallastaur.” George spoke as Aimsey and Aranboo gave a hesitant nod, before allowing him to partake in the activities before the big announcement.

“Hey mystery man! Where the hell is Squiddo!” The Cambriantaur said before being squished and flung into the ground. Dammit this was gonna be harder than they thought.

Finally the big speech came. For Ranboo to convince them all to help fight, and end the war once and for all. God, he hopes this works. At first he had to explain what weapons and an army was, but slowly every centaur caught up, and began singing with him as many humans, including the General and and Niki. they had made it! She did it!

“Sorry, had to make sure Techno and Phil didn’t blow getting Niki to be apart of our Syndicate idea. Speaking of Niki, The General has something to say.” Captainsparklez told the sabertooth as Clay took the microphone, looking very anxious to all the centaurs. Jeez, did he have some kind of history?

“Attention all Centaurs of Centaurworld! Today, we join together to destroy the Nowhere King, XD! For a brighter future, for a world where centaur and…humans alike live together. I…suppose.”

Ranboo looked to the general strange. He hesitated saying a beautiful future for humans and centaurs, what was going on his head?

“We will step forth the rift and meet to the Minotaurs and there army. Every strength and weakness must be taken advantage if we are to win! For glory, and for all humans!” Clay roared as the crowd cheered. All humans? What about all centaurs, too? It’s like the human he looked up to didn’t even acknowledge centaurs!

“Ranboo we need to talk.” Techno pulled the cat aside, as Niki and Phil followed.

“Ranboo we have a problem. Clay isn’t working together with us to have a peaceful future with centaurs, he wants to use them and then shut them out once it’s over! He told me that after it’s done he wants to find the key and make sure the rift never opens again!”

“Not to mention we found out what happened to Squiddo…Not pretty. Yeah.” Phil muttered as the cambriantaur from before skittered to tell their friends. Thank fuck for that!

“Listen Ranboo, I’ve been told by a messenger fishtaur that the cambriantaurs use that you have some kind of ability now that lets you see into someone’s past which paralyzes them in the process. We need you to use that on XD so we can hold the Minotaurs and try to get The General to change his mind on seperating urge rift ever again.” Niki asked her trusty warcat. Well damn, that sucks to hear! He did want to find out more about XD anyways, he’ll use this to his advantage.

“how do you know Clay will even let you explain why he shouldn’t?”

“I’ll make that fucker if he doesn’t.” Technoblade coldly said, not caring for the general he once admired.

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The field was filled with Minotaurs, XD floating right above. Shit, they wrent ready! Where were the reinforcements Clay had called for?! Ranboo had to do something, even with centaurworld and it’s magic, how lon could they last until they finally came? It’d be too late.

They’re going to die here, aren’t they?

…..

No.

No, Ranboo won’t go down that easily, if he has to die trying to save them all in time, then so fucking be it.

And with one swift leap into XD’s twisted goat skull, he was transported to a dark, pitch black void.

A single goat, his size was far from him.

“Hello.” The Goat said.

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