#tuesday zoo

[beardedmrbean]

Pagi the Sun Bear over at the Oakland Zoo bringing us the best of existential Tuesday

#bears #sun bears #oakland zoo #existential Tuesday

[shitty-check-please-aus]

love taking a paid day off to go pick up special Polish donuts, love living in a city where there are ample special Polish donuts

#I'm gonna go to the zoo and I'm gonna get my paczkis and it's gonna be great #also the English wikipedia page for them is basically 50/50 talking about Poland and the Midwestern US #also also sorry to anyone from Poland who may possibly read this I know that paczki is already plural #and that the a should have a special curly thing idk how to make that on my keyboard #anyways happy Fat Tuesday/ Mardi Gras

[is-the-primate-vid-cute]

Happy Tongue Out Tuesday!

From Jamani and the Columbus Zoo

#tongue out tuesday #mod E #gorilla #image described in alt text #columbus zoo

[appealingtonobody]

#graphic design #title screen tuesday #putt putt saves the zoo

[upperranktwo]

Big yawn

#i love her so much I love showing off how I know which one she is based on her eyes #sky rambles ♡ #spent today at the zoo now it's time for tuesday workout then art time then viddy games #got to start my next assignment soon so taking a day to just do some hobbies #this is a 16 year old Asiatic Lion

[mysteriesofmilo]

Honorable Mention: We're Going to the Zoo

This episode is well known for one reason: the song. A song that just screams Dakota. We were also still in the middle of that whole "Cavendish and Dakota think Milo is an enemy agent" saga, and it was interesting to see Sara kind of take Melissa's usual place in the friend group with Milo and Zack. That plot -- as in, losing Brigette's favorite T-shirts an hour before she needed them, and then finding out she was going to donate them anyway -- was a little contrived, but as the boys pointed out, it is believable for this show.

#milo murphy's law #mml #top ten tuesday #we're going to the zoo #sorry it's late

[stardustedknuckles]

I hope you have an enjoyable Birthday, however you want to spend it. Enjoy yourself! Enjoy the zoo! Enjoy some Beauyasha and maybe Zuala thoughts if the mood strikes you! Have a wonderful day!

I'm gonna enjoy everything, starting with these shorts that are shorter than I usually go for and are frankly killing it today. I also put on glitter and just a little eyeliner. You know. For the viewing pleasure of zoo animals, as you do.

#Lmao it just felt nice is all #Finishing getting ready to go #I don't actually have a lot of interest in zoos but my friend is the biology type of autistic and I like their excitement #So I'll learn a lot whether I want to or not and I'm looking forward to it #I like their enthusiasm and their unabashed weirdness #And they are fucking weird it's great #They'll probably wear their penguin mask #Not a face mask #Like a professional one #They showed up in a tall red hat and capelet to play board games Tuesday #I admire this about them #Asked and answered

[bunnyb34r]

Mmm I hope this bad mental flare is bc I'm late taking my meds and not another burnout symptom or something 😑

#marquilla #i think part of it is bc im supposed to hang out with my cousin on tuesday and i got that autistic burnout™️ and im so sick of masking #it's not like she would mind i mean she hangs with our higher needs autistic cousin a lot so i know she's chill but like i do not control #when i mask 😬 #anyways i wanna go to the zoo bc i think they have otters... but i also dont bc family sggdgd

[foldingfittedsheets]

Buckle up for another unhinged story time. Now, as I’ve said before, I used to work at a sex shop. At one point I had three roommates and we all worked the same dildo slinging retail job and lived together. It was extremely sitcom.

Now, as you’d imagine, living with three other people who also talked about sex toys all day created a microcosm of people who were all extremely comfortable around sex toys and related topics. No one left dirty toys laying around but seeing things left in showers or showing off a new purchase was just a Tuesday.

After some life upheavals I ended up living with one of those roommates again, just me and her. For the sake of this story let’s call her Betty. Betty and I shared a two bedroom, and the layout was all the common spaces were an open floor plan and then one hallway formed a T, with my room and bathroom to the left and Betty’s to the right.

Well, one day my cousin calls me up. He’s coming to town for a visit and I offer to put up him, his wife, and their more… sheltered friend. (Unbeknownst to me there was a full Briefing for this girl before she met me so that I didn’t overwhelm her with my blasé attitudes towards- well, most things).

They drove in from two states over and it was a long drive. I had to work and couldn’t greet them or spend the first day together. So I told them to come grab my key so they could all shower off and settle in before me.

I arrived home later that night and found the atmosphere a little awkward at first. Things quickly warmed up and I charmed their friend, impressing my cousin with my immaculate respect for personal comfort levels. We had a lovely evening. By the time we all said goodnight I’d dismissed the initial tension as being tired after a long drive.

The next day we all decided to go to the zoo. I’m a morning shower person, but I let them go first while I made breakfast. After breakfast it was my turn and I hopped in the shower.

Midway through my eyes fixed on it. A little pink sex toy, sitting brazenly on the rim of the tub. Oh no, I thought. This was why things had been awkward yesterday! I left out a personal object because I’d literally forgotten to ever put them away by that point.

What I felt wasn’t embarrassment per se, because that emotion had been utterly eradicated by that point. Rather it was a deep shame that I’d leave out something that might make a guest feel uncomfortable. They told me their friend was sheltered and I had left out a sex toy, it was the epitome of rudeness!

I rejoined everyone and said, “I am so sorry! I didn’t realize I’d left that in the shower, that was so rude of me!”

My guests all exchanged a Look. I looked from my cousin to his wife, she glanced toward their friend, and their friend looked at my cousin. No one would look at me.

“Well…” my cousin finally said, “you didn’t tell us which room was yours yesterday.”

I blinked in confusion, Betty’s room and bathroom were basically just like mine.

“When we got here,” his wife continued, “we went to the other side first. In Betty’s bathroom.”

Reader, Betty’s bathroom.

Had been absolutely covered in dildos. Sex toys of all shapes and sizes covered every flat surface, the tub rim, the sink, the shelves. Wall to wall sex toys. Apparently Betty was doing a spring cleaning and had left her entire extensive collection out to air dry.

These three weary travelers had opened a door to the dildo dimension and had no idea how to react. To this day I have no idea what context clues they used to figure out Betty’s room from mine.

But when I’d come home they were lost in the sex toy shell shock, presumably wondering how they could ever talk about it with someone who felt it was okay to leave out every sex toy they own when expecting company in some kind of bizarre power play.

By the time they finished telling me about this we were all laughing so hard we were in tears.

“When we saw your bathroom with one little pink toy it was so discreet we didn’t even care!” They told me.

After my cousin and his crew had gone on their way I finally told Betty the whole story. She listened with eyes growing wider and wider and finally burst out, “That’s why they were so weird when I got home!!”

#ramblies #funny #story #writing #nsft #ffs foibles

[liberty-spiked]

school is actually fun iF I DIDNT HAVE P.E IN 35°C

#one of my coworkers from printing is an anarchist with severe adhd and a speexh impediment and i love him #and the cafeteria sells Döner so i will only eat fucking döner every tuesday #and a classmate of mine broke into a zoo once to chill in the animal enclosures #my class is so wild #my posts

[beardedmrbean]

Almost forgot about existential Tuesday, so here's the official mascot of this blessed day of the week the Sun Bear, brought to us by the Chester Zoo in the UK.

#bears #sun bears #chester zoo #exestential tuesday

[hippo-pot]

i've been spending so much moneyyyyy

#at the zoo at restaurants at the farmer's market #probably see a movie in theaters tuesday #wheeeeeee

[guywithcloudenvy]

King Krule - Molten Jets - Live on the Moon

#jam of the day #guywithcloudenvy #king krule #Molten Jets #live on the moon #archy marshall #zoo kid #tuesday mood #youtube #chico azul #music #Youtube

[appealingtonobody]

#graphic design #title screen tuesday #zoo tycoon

[vote2]

these ppl at the bmv better have no issues w renuing my license tmr istg -_-

#it expires tmr and they should be able to print it off rigjt there. or else i cant vote on tuesday <3 #it will be fine ^_^ the site says smthn abt if its less than 6 months expired i dont have to bring proof of address but i am no way im #not bringing proof. i do that then go to zoo ^_^ #hm idk outfit. its going to be nice though 😭

[afeelgoodblog]

The Best News of Last Week - May 15, 2023

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1. New Zealand Government announces prescriptions charges will be free.

The $5 prescription fee at pharmacies will be scrapped in July. This is set to save about 3 million people a year money, and in particular 770,000 people aged over 65. It will make most prescriptions in New Zealand free.

Free access to medicines is also hoped to ease pressure on the over-burdened health system by helping people get medicines sooner.

2. Platypuses return to Sydney's Royal National Park after disappearing for decades

Platypuses have been relocated to the Royal National Park in Sydney, after they disappeared from the park's waterways about 50 years ago. A joint project by the University of New South Wales, NSW National Parks and Wildlife Service and the World Wildlife Fund has reintroduced five females to the Hacking River, with a group of males to follow next week.

3. 74-year-old musician Otis Taylor gets Denver high school diploma decades after being expelled for hair

A musician who was expelled from a Denver high school over 50 years ago received his diploma. Otis Taylor was kicked out of Manual High School in 1966 because of his hair. This was decades before laws ending racial hair discrimination. Denver Public Schools wanted to right a wrong.

4. Researchers treat depression by reversing brain signals traveling the wrong way (with magnets)

A new study led by Stanford Medicine researchers is the first to reveal how magnetic stimulation treats severe depression: by correcting the abnormal flow of brain signals. Powerful magnetic pulses applied to the scalp to stimulate the brain can bring fast relief to many severely depressed patients for whom standard treatments have failed.

The FDA-cleared treatment, known as Stanford neuromodulation therapy, incorporates advanced imaging technologies to guide stimulation with high-dose patterns of magnetic pulses that can modify brain activity related to major depression. Compared with traditional TMS, which requires daily sessions over several weeks or months, SNT works on an accelerated timeline of 10 sessions each day for just five days.

5. Electricity generation through solar, wind and water exceeded total demand in mainland Spain on Tuesday, a pattern that will be repeated more and more in the future

The Spanish power grid on Tuesday tasted an appetizer of the renewable energy banquet that is expected to flourish in the coming years. For nine hours, between 10 a.m. and 7 p.m., the generation of green electricity was more than enough to cover 100% of Spanish peninsular demand, a milestone that had already been reached on previous occasions, but not for such a prolonged period.

6. RI Senate passes bill making lunch free at all public schools

Free lunch for all public school students in Rhode Island is one step closer to becoming a reality.

Tuesday night the Rhode Island Senate overwhelmingly passed a bill by a vote of 31-4 that would do just that. If the companion bill in the House were to pass, that takes effect July 1. The bill would make breakfast and lunch free for all public school students in the state, regardless of their household income.

7. Critically endangered red wolf pups born at North Carolina Zoo

The North Carolina Zoo in Asheboro celebrated the arrival of “not one but TWO litters” of the world’s most endangered wolf – the red wolf – in late April and early May.

A total of nine pups were born – three to parents Marsh and Roan, and six to Denali and May – the zoo announced on May 9.

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