#tumblr has ruined me

[alphacentaurinebula]

Help I don’t know how to talk to normal people about Good Omens anymore. Got actually legitimately flustered at work trying to convince a non fandom person to watch it.

And then when another colleague had watched it and had a question/complaint, it was such an old issue to me, something people in fandom talked about in the first week and worked out and now never really bother talking about anymore…and I literally didn’t know how to reply. Like…did she want to hear about the ox rib?

#help #tumblr has ruined me #I love this show a totally normal amount #but like seriously don’t know how to be normal anymore #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands

[ctrl-lupin]

Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it...

#tumblr has ruined me #lupin iii #lupin iii : seven days rhapsody

[mx-myth]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi & Qiao Wanmian, Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi/Qiao Wanmian, Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi & Zhan Yufei, He Xiaofeng/Zhan Yunfei, Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi & Su Xiaoyong, Guan Hemeng & Su Xiaoyong, Huli Jing & Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Fang Duobing & Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Di Feisheng & Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng & Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Di Feisheng & Wuyan (Mysterious Lotus Casebook), Shi Shui (Mysterious Lotus Casebook) & Qiao Wanmian Characters: Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Qiao Wanmian, Shi Shui (Mysterious Lotus Casebook), He Xiaofeng, Zhan Yunfei, Su Xiaoyong, Guan Hemeng, Yang Yunchun, He Xiaohui, He Xiaolan, Huli Jing (Mysterious Lotus Casebook), Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng, Wuyan (Mysterious Lotus Casebook) Additional Tags: rated teen no archive warnings but heads-up to some general mlc-related angst and themes, relationship category is for whatever fuckery liansanjiao have going on, blurring those lines, Grief/Mourning, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Alternate Universe - Ghosts, Ghosts, what death is a true one. we live on forever in the hearts of those who loved us, but sorry llh. lol, happy stabbiversary, some water metaphors in here. donghai battle the beach a-fei's river. all water is connected, yes a-mian got over lxy. but she and llh were friends weren't they, zhan yufei and lxy had implications. they're not touched on here but still, what lxy and llh left in his wake. what happens then, please scream at me when you're done reading master he's bit, scream at me about llh and he xiaolan, i will not tag any (romantic) relationships except those that are canon, Read into that what you will, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, definitely out of character at the end for him. but see the end notes, these are;;; not ao3 tags. these are tumblr tags, How Do I Tag, Queerplatonic Relationships, that's the closest i can get to whatever zhiji-adjacent fuckery is going on here, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Open to Interpretation, as mlc is, closed but open if you get me, yes he's never named. he's lxy he's llh he's a secret third identity. lying liar fox, The summary is shit, random words for the title, i didn't have any feihua or feihua-adjacent fics so you all get a lxy-/llh-centric one

Summary:

In which he wanders, and perhaps unconsciously learns that he is loved.

In which, in the end, he finds there's still a little more story left.

#guys. apparently i don't know how to tag anymore #tumblr has ruined me #this is definitely a cry for help the ao3 tagging system is so concise and clean #and yet. here i am. unable to recall a single relevant tag #sigh #mlc #mysterious lotus casebook #lian hua lou #li xiangyi #li lianhua #di feisheng #fang duobing #my fics #archive of our own #fanfics #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #announcement #fan fic #liansanjiao #and whatever blurred-boundaries zhiji-adjacent kinda romantic kinda qpr relationship they all have #also includes various other mlc characters #hope everyone enjoys #happy stabbiversary #also yay me happy 130th fic

[louisthiccsexyglitteryass]

Tumblr gave me a random badge and idk how it got here or what it is or if I have to pay??? Please helpp?? How do I get rid of it????

#tumblr has ruined me #badge #help lol

[awriterbythesea]

wow. Just. Wow

I never thought that I would ever say this. But. My dash is filled with varias Lego Monkie Kid art and ships, some scruncly man named Lupin and Bowuigi...

And I'm 100% okay with that.

#Tumblr works quick #lego monkie kid #lmk #bowuigi #lmk spicynoodles #No idea who lupin is #but i love him still #how did i end up here #who knows #but hey #i'm fine #i'm not complaining #tumblr is a functioning website #tumblr has ruined me #How am I fine with bowuigi #so many #so many tags #Well done if your reading all these

[goodgriefitsawildworld]

The people saying Saltburn was traumatising must not have read tumblr fanfiction

#tumblr has ruined me #I think I’ve become immune 😂 #fan fiction #fanfic #saltburn

[tokumusume]

sad wei lianggong with a bindle

#Marvelous Women #当家主母 #Mao Zijun #Wei Lianggong #cdrama #sad ant with a bindle #tumblr has ruined me

[smol-and-passionate]

My brother: *struggling to plug my phone into the car charger*

Me: A- ha! *wheeze* Al- Alco- *wheeze* Alcoha ha ha!!!

#bbc sherlock #i died before i could deliver the punch line #tumblr has ruined me #halp #farquad point ALCOHOLIC meme

[ariverse616]

me: spends 2 seconds on horny fanfic tumblr

me: whores. all of you.

also me:

#mcu #tumblr has ruined me #i literally cannot breathe without this website #i read marvel fanfics 24/7 #sleep schedule? what sleep schedule #peter+parker+x+stark!reader #peter parker x you #i love tony stark #i love peter parker #avengers x reader #holy shit #addicitjon is a cruel mistress

[cookinguptales]

I love how they're trying to paint this creepy picture of the count creeping up on Jonathan while he's shaving, unseen in the mirror... Jonathan cutting himself in surprise and Dracula being consumed with hunger...

but all I can think is "he FUCKED that old man"

#dracula #dracula daily #tumblr has ruined me #or maybe nandermo has ruined me idk I've been thinking about my vampire/slayer otp making out all morning #stupid sexy vampires

[angelcatsiel]

also I watched the first lord of the rings movie for the first time ever last night. I got to see so many memes in their natural habitat

#personal #i think my dad showed me bits of the movie #when i was really young #but i wasnt willing to focus on a 3 hour movie at that age #its still hard now tbh even with a good movie #also kept picturing gandalf with big tiddies #tumblr has ruined me

[artistsfuneral]

*big inhale*

My parents were talking about a new invasive insect that's currently insisting on populating, our area and-

my first instinct was

SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE

nooooooooooooooooooo

#tumblr has ruined me #im sobbing

[louisthiccsexyglitteryass]

I would watch supernatural but most of my mutuals/@castielsprostate have basically just ruined the entire show to the point that I would be just watching a stream of half-understood references and tumblr posts

#supernatural #idk anymore #save me #tumblr has ruined me

[amtrak12]

Me typing: “A tumblr of whiskey” Stops. Squints at spell check’s red squiggle. What are you talking about? That’s how you spell it.

#:| #tumblr has ruined me #typing the word 'tumbler' now looks even more alien than typing 'cannon' #I don't like it #why are there extra letters? get them out