Guy Fieri, in a black cloak donned with hell flames: *activates flame sword* This flavour town isn't big enough for the both of us
Gordon Ramsey, in white dystopia chefcore wear: *whips out electric extendable nunchucks* We'll fucking see about that
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Me: I Have Many Hidden Talents.
Someone: Like What?
Me: I Don't Know, They're Hidden.
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3 günden beri kedimden haber alamıyorum görenlerin burdan yazmaları rica olunur 😄😄🐈🐈
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Pick-up lines? Meh.
Drop-off lines? Now we're talking.
"Sorry, I have a very strict to-do list, and you're not on it."
"This 'thing' between us is like a unicorn: it doesn't exist."
"Earth and the nearest star have a very healthy relationship, so I suggest we emulate their success by being 4.246 light years apart."
"That's sweet of you. If you were a musical pun, I'd say you're the sound of a four-year-old boy banging his drum set."
"You know what else I keep under here? A heart full of wrath and a mind to kill you."
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I love that tumblr humour is always so recognisable. It doesn’t matter which social media you see it on, it’s immediately obvious, whether or not op has ever been a part of the tumblr society. Tumblr humour is hilarious either in a wheezing-your-lungs-out way or straight face way. It’s ingenious. And it’s always weird as fuck. But it’s the best type out there, tbh.
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This soap would be great for a children's hospital 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
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