#tumblr made me do it

[bunbishy]

I rescued Sebastian into my vivarium

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #hogwarts legacy headcannon #wizarding world #tumblr made me do it

[meowmeowriley]

Bunny!Shifter trans masc Ghost

Oh no, Tumblr is bullying me into making bunny!Ghost trans! Oh what a horrible thing, ah, terrible. So sad, so awful. Woe is me.

Anyway fuck it, he goan be trans 😁

Think about it, trans day of visibility was on Easter this year, and even though this is definitely not an Easter fic, doesn't that feel like a sign?

It is my duty as trans NB myself to represent with a trans masc bun boy. Gotta reconfigure some scenes in my head, but really, its not gonna stop him from absolutely obliterating Soap's bussy and also his ego, cause the man thought he had stamina, but he ain't a rabbit 😏

#tumblr made me do it #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #trans!ghost #rabbit shifter ghost #shifter au #ask hoard #ask answered #ask

[anopenbookunderlockandkey]

For @professionalprocrastinator22 @gravelyhalversobbing

I give you…

The 118 Ramen Chat

Eddie: uhhh how do I make ramen, do I just pour some water on it and stick it in the microwave or oven?

Buck: oven

Bobby: how about just boiling water?

Eddie: how

Teapot?

Hen: a kettle

Buck: you just put water in a pot > boil > put the noodles > put the packet stuff whenever you feel like it

Bobby: or that

Also put an egg

For extra yummy

Eddie: thanks

Do I just break the egg in the pot

Buck: yeah

Crack the egg and throw it at the ramen

Eddie: anyways

I finished

*sends photo of ramen cube in a bowl with some water*

🤤

Chim: why don’t I see water there

Eddie: tf you mean it’s right there 💀

Chim: oh just lighting

Ravi: sure hope you have something to give it flavor 😛

Eddie: uhhh salt 😛

Bobby: doesn’t it have a bag?

Ravi: you’re telling me you’ll just eat the ramen just like that? No vegetables, no broth, just water, salt and ramen?

Eddie: tf

You want me to put the bag into the water?

Bobby: …

Eddie: it’s gonna melt

Hen: what

Unpack it

Eddie: it’s a plastic bag tf

In boiling water

Ravi: open the plastic bag

Hen: the flavor

Eddie: salt 🤔❓❓❓

Ravi: WHERE IS THE FLAVOR PACK GUMMYYYYYYYYYY

Buck: ok

Inside the packaging

Were there more packages

?

Eddie: oh

Yeah

Thought it was one of those anti moisture packages

So it was flavoring 😏

Good to know for next time

Bobby: 🫥

Hen: I mean

There are instructions on the packet

100%

Just read

Eddie: shit

Maybe I shouldn’t have thrown it away 🤦🏽

Hen: well it’s still in the trash bin…?

Eddie: too late now, I ate it already 😵‍💫

Hen: the fuck did you eat?

Noodles on salted water?

Eddie: they were kinda crunchy

Buck: crunchy??????

Hen: CRUNCHY

Bobby: crunchy 🫣

Hen: LMAO

AHSAHAHAHAHA

Bobby: HEAHIUSDAS

SHSJFOROABDJXJD

Buck: did you even cook

BRUH

Ravi: 😖😤🤬

Eddie: man my stomach hurt now 🥴

Bobby: I’M OUT

*Bobby has left this conversation*

Hen: you just ate

raw noodles

And salted water

Eddie: but y’all said to put salt in for flavor 😝

Hen: I can’t

I’m laughing too much

Hahahahahaha

Buck: instant noodles has too much salt already 😨

Eddie: tf y’all said not to eat it without flavor 😰

Buck: the packaged bag

Is the flavor

????????????

Eddie: oh 🤦🏽

Ravi: Eddie, please learn to read your cooking stuff, don’t try to wing it

*Buck added Bobby to the chat*

Chim: Eddie’s cooking skills

*sends Bob the builder meme: can we fix it, no it’s fucked*

Bobby: I didn’t know you could mess up instant noodles 🫠

Buck: I mean

It’s his first time

Could be worse

Chim: you could collab with Firefox on a cooking stream

Ravi: 1. boil water

2. Pour water in bowl

3. Put ramen in

4. Put powder/oil (whichever it is) for seasoning

5. Let it soak 3-5 minutes

6. VOILA

Eddie: ok explain this

If it’s called instant noodles why did it take me 45 minutes to make

Scammed

🙃

Bobby: wait what

45 minutes?

Buck: my man took 45 minutes to cook a non-flavored half-cooked instant noodles

Eddie: 🫡

Inspiration: https://www.tumblr.com/self-loving-vampire/665151715846356992/they-really-should-teach-people-how-to-cook-in

#things i decided i could make about 911 #911 fanfic #911 fic #text fic #incorrect 911 quotes #911 abc #911 fox #tumblr made me do it #youre welcome #now these live on the internet #i think i’m funny #that’s because I am

[muskaanayesha]

Isolating on tumblr again because no one hates the world and the inhabitants of it as much as people on this app.

#desi women #poets on tumblr #women writers #authors #poetry #spilled poetry #literature #poetic #writeaway #booklover #tumblr made me do it #tumblr memes #poems on tumblr #tumblrquotes #tumblrfunny #writers on tumblr #tumblrstuff

[poobur79]

Apparently when Athena cries, I cry. 🥲

#911 abc #911 spoilers #Athena begins #glad that silly lawsuit plot is over #don’t love the fight club plot though #watching 911 for the first time #tumblr made me do it

[pandemoniumpanfried]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Owl House (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mattholomule/Gus Porter Characters: Mattholomule (The Owl House), Gus Porter, Crab - Character Additional Tags: Dorks in Love, Gay Panic, How Do I Tag, Beach Day, Bisexual Gus Porter, Gay Mattholomule (The Owl House), I hate sand, crabs a cute, Gustholomule Week 2024, Gustholomule, Gustholomule Week (The Owl House), Fluff, Tumblr made me do it Series: Part 1 of Gustholomule week 2024 Summary:

Matt and Gus go to the beach. Matt hates the beach. What could possibly go wrong. I know im late but um gustholomule week 2024 wooo My first fic :)

#i did a thing #gustholomule #gustholomule week 2024 #gustholomule week #tumblr made me do it

[cocoo299]

I started watching the silly detective show.

Send help.

#columbo #columbo tv #tumblr made me do it #i love him #he's actually my husband #i'm mrs columbo

[1mnobodywhoareyou]

As much as I try to avoid white dudes as much as possible, Martin Short and Steve Martin are just so lovely

#only murders in the building #tumblr made me do it #omitb

[tymniemniej]

"Taste the blade"

“Kevin won't even touch you, and you know you can trust me.” Dan mused in that tone that wasn't harsh or demanding, yet it reached just into the spot - one couldn't protest. At least Pascal always found it hard to even consider standing up for his point. He swallowed down the last thought of his own mind on this and reluctantly nodded.

What the boys can learn about themselves during a night together?

!! check the trigger list in case there's anything that could be a warning for you !!

(posting this prompt too early but I never planned on taking part in kinktober - and then this happened - I guess, enjoy!)

#rpf #ec kinktober 2023 #tumblr made me do it

[ineffably-splendid]

✨ Ok Friends, here goes nothing ✨

#tumblr made me do it #late to the party #our flag means death #ofmd

[chrisbannor]

I'm weak...

Tumblr made me start watching a new show (not War of Faith that is coming out today, but I WILL be watching that tonight too!). The SpiRealm. I love the premise and the characters and I'm only 4 episodes in, but I was completely hooked at 1.

Just saying.. the hit the 'only one bed' trope in episode 2. :P

#tumblr made me do it #the spirealm #boys love

[crowjodojocasahouse]

uhhhhh thanks tumblr but i didnt do that shit

#if someone gets their post taken down #im sorry #i didnt do it #tumblr made me do it

[anopenbookunderlockandkey]

Once again for my loves @professionalprocrastinator22 and @gravelyhalversobbing

The 118 Tea Chat

Buck: which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Bobby: y-you were putting it in cold water????

*twenty minutes later*

Hen: Buck, answer the question Buck

Buck: yeah??? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Buck: you think I have the patience to boil hot water wtf????

Eddie: you don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Bobby: why’re you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Eddie: do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Bobby: it takes less than a minute

Eddie: Bobby, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun

Bobby: how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Eddie: like seven minutes

Chim: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes… less than that if you use a saucepan

Ravi: crying, you’re putting the whole mug on the stove????? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted

Hen: every single person in this chat is a fucking lunatic

Lucy: do none of you own a fucking kettle?

…Inspired by:

#things i decided i could make about 911 #i think i’m funny #because I am funny #they are all so silly #text fic #911 fanfic #911 fic #incorrect 911 quotes #911 fox #911 abc #tumblr made me do it

[toki-macross]

I blame Tumblr...

Been on this site too long... XD Was scrolling down my feed, and being a fan of the Scooby Doo Series, I follow a few people that post various Scooby content. As you do, being a fan. (Ignore the fact I have been writing Scooby Doo fanfiction for almost 18 years. Shush.) ANYWAY, was scrolling by... and only saw the top of Fred's head from a post. And my tumblr brain went...

Fred and Adam are related. Prince Adam from 80's He-man is totally some older relative in the Jone Family. XD You're fault Tumblr. So, enjoy the mess you made. =P

#Fred Jones #Scooby Doo #Tumblr #tumblr made me do it #Adam #Instead of the Butts match #ok not but it feels like it could be stylized close #Blame sleep deprivation... And tumblr

[coffinofteeth]

Y’all the hair is going tomorrow, chop chop, Ronan Lynch core on the way 

#trc made me do it #tumblr made me do it #the raven cycle #ronan lynch

[poobur79]

I um… I started watching. For the first time. From the beginning.

Buck really was an idiot right from the start, huh? 😂

Athena is awesome.

I’m up to Chimney with some rebar in his head. 😱

It’s weird seeing everyone before they’re in the relationships I always see in the gifs. 🤪

I blame tumblr for this.

#911 abc #911 spoilers #tumblr made me do it