This is my Halloween costume for this year…
if you aren’t happy single, then you won’t be happy in a relationship.
.. happiness comes from drugs, not relationships
Blue moon everyday
Me just shopping: :)
A random wave of sadness;
Halloween Vibes 🎃 👻 🎃
This seems to be today’s plan… this and coffee… I’m at that stage when I’m wondering if I can pour coffee on my cereals instead of milk 🤔.
When your ankle is broken so you can’t join your brethren as they escape their skin suits to rise up and fight the F-Boyz in the Skeleton War—
It’s Halloween!!! 🎃 and you know Michael had to do it to em 🔪
god: what are they doing down there?
angel: making milk from almonds
god: what- I gave them like 7 animals to get milk from.
angel: they don’t like that milk
god: tHey dOn’t liKE tHaT miLk?!? *flips table*
I‘m very proud of this.