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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months

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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

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ruporas · 11 months

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endless love!

[ID Two drawing collage pages of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. In the first collage, top corner, Wolfwood looks upwards disgruntled with a flushed expression, lying against a pillow, as his hair is being pet by Vash's hand. Next shows Vash and Wolfwood from behind, Wolfwood with his top bare and hickies covers around his nape area. Vash lifts hair away from his nape and asks, "More?" Wolfwood nervously says, "No." Next is a side profile of Vash, his arms around Wolfwood from behind while Wolfwood rests his hands against Vash's arms. Next to this are two smaller drawings; Vash turns to Wolfwood and says repetitively, "Wolfwood, Wolfwood..." Wolfwood, not looking at him, says "What?" He finally turns his head and looks shocked as he exclaims, "So close!" Vash says plainly, "You just noticed?" Below these is a drawing of Vash and Wolfwood sitting together as Vash kisses and hugs him from behind with his right arm around Wolfwood's neck and his left hand around his side. He also has his right leg propped against Wolfwood's knee. Bottom of the page has a comic. Wolfwood looks annoyed, speaking to himself, "Where is that idiot?! Need to get out of town before--" A chat bubble exclaims, "Wolfwood!" The next panel shows Vash running from the townspeople, small text saying "Get him! Vash the stampede!". Wolfwood, mad and about to pull the Punisher off his shoulder, says, "Argh, you fucking dumbass!" Vash exclaims, "Ah, don't!" before pulling Wolfwood into a quick kiss. He then tugs on Wolfwood's collar and says, "There's no need to shoot, just run!" Wolfwood stammers, "R-right..." with a flushed, dumbstruck expression.

Second collage; Top left, Wolfwood spoons Vash in bed, his arms around his chest and the other beneath Vash's head. Vash has his hand on top of Wolfwood's as he sleeps while Wolfwood lies awake. Behind this drawing is faint sketches of Vash's face. In a small panel, Wolfwood hides in Vash's neck as he mumbles to himself "Stop. Stop thinking embarrassing things, Wolfwood..." Beneath this drawing is another of them in bed, Vash now turned to Wolfwood and a hand on his cheek as he kisses him good morning. In a simpler style, Vash wraps an arm tightly around wolfwood with the text "snork mimimi" next to him while Wolfwood says, "We need to get up. Spikey! HEY!" In this corner, there are faint sketches of Vash and Wolfwood; one of them looking at each other; Vash kissing Wolfwood's forehead; Wolfwood saying, "Hand" with an outstretch hand and Vash says "ok" behind a drawing of them holding hands, both turned away from each other shyly. Next is a 4 panel comic. First shows Wolfwood's face getting squished by Vash's hands with the text "squish" around his face. Next, his cheeks are stretched with the text "Chee--" Wolfwood then hits Vash's face with his palm, exclaimining "That hurts!" The last shows Vash on Wolfwood's lap, smiling to himself as he continues to have Wolfwood's face in his hands. Next to this is another comic; A close up of their hands, Vash holding Wolfwood's with both of his. He then kisses the palm of Wolfwood's palm and says, "They're soft!" Wolfwood looks at him with flushed cheeks, "There's no way that's true..." END ID]

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #just posting first for now!!! wanted to have these two spreads together grah #ive been weirdly selective when it comes to posting on tumblr but i really need to start dropping everything from twitter/insta onto here...#anyway what is there to say... i like to just draw them being in love and silly. there are so many flavors to vw #and i so happened to really enjoy the intimate sickeningly affectionate aspect of it... lays down...#give these two touch and loved starved selfless individuals the chance to pour their entire being into loving the other....#thoguh in particular i drew these both for wolfwood wednesday (which is everyday to me) so theyre wolfwood centric #i think for some time i was just seeing a lot of work of vash being loved by wolfwood and obviously that makes sense #ww loves that fool so much and will love him two times as much for the love vash refuses to give himself #but i also love wolfwood and desperately needed to see wolfwood being loved so i drew it #bc it goes both ways... i def believe that ww would be adamant about giving affection to vash at first bc vash would hesitate asking #but once he gets comfortable vash's love pours and he'd noticed too that ww avoids getting spoiled affectionately bc of his own issues #vash is. stubborn to me. more so than wolfwood. he will destroy him with love!!!!!!!!!!!#and wolfwood will adjust and get used to it. being loved. loving. steadily but slowly as his days are filled with soft touches and reminders #that he's being handled gently and with care for the first time in a long time #ruporas art

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dustfluff · 1 year

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support group for 🐑🦐 pls 💢💢

☆ as always do not repost without permission & remove my watermark! always rb and save instead! tysm! <3 check out my other handles if u like!

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deadtower · 10 months

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SO YOU WANT TO GET HIRED IS NOW LIVE ON ITCHIO! :D

This thirty-page guide is specifically written to help you navigate the world of working-class jobs. In it, I break down what to put in your resume (even if you have no experience at all!), how to dress for the interview, how to play the very confusing and nonsensical world of the working-class interview, and what happens after you drag yourself out of the crucible of the interview on your hands and knees.

It's helpful! It's for those of us who want to know how to get hired for something as menial as a food runner! It's not that long, so you don't need to carve out several hours to in-depth research! It's got jokes — and Brian David Gilbert references!

Please reblog to help reach as many people as possible, because sometimes we all need a little help adulting, and I'm here to share what I know with you, no judgment.

(If you want to make sure I am not forced to be victim to website fees, you can always just send me $3 on Ca$h@pp/V3nm0 (deadtower) or P@yp@l (paypal.me/deadtower) and email me at [email protected] with your username/when you sent the money, and I can send you the PDF that way! Also, if you can't afford it, no worries! Just shoot me an email and I'll send it to you discounted to as low as $1, or for free, depending on your financial situation. I want everyone to have access to the resources they deserve. <3)

#writeblr #jobs #hiring #resources #hospitality #idk what tags to put lol these are my best guesses #but really and truly please reblog this if you can! it's the ONLY way it's gonna make it around #it's very cheap it's $3 or less if you can't afford the $3 #and that was after asking a bunch of people what to price it at #oughhhh please. i come to you asking politely. i need this to be spread around #you never know who on your timeline is desperate for a guide like this #and i'm not gonna lie knowing tumblr's demographic it's a LOT of people

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skitscratched · 10 months

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Tumblr I'm curious and need you to help me out. Please reblog so I can get a larger sample size.

#tumblr polls #polls #washing #cleaning #doing dishes #look people #i was doing the dishes and i remembered not everyone lets their dishes soak before washing #and then i wondered if not everyone fully cleaned their pots and pans after every use #suddenly i desperately need to know #despite not making posts much #this is the #first poll #i ever made #if this works out i might need to make polls of my random questions more often

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avi-draws · 1 year

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Take revenge for every unjust hotguy-ing. Vote Joe.

#Joe Hills #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #Jellie #Hermitcraft #mcyt #mcytblr sexyman #this was originally a cleo oop #its not donnnneeee but I desperately need sleep so its done u know?#Avi Draws #oooooh tumblr sexymen have to have a dash of pathetic-ness. or something

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mandelacataclysm · 8 months

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AND QUITE SUDDENLY I REMEMBERED / I HAD BEEN HERE BEFORE

I’D STOOD ON THIS SAME HILL / I KNEW THE VALLEY OF WHICH I LOOKED

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leaky-bunny · 2 months

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my bladder was soooo full and i had an empty bottle lying around, so i decided to give it a shot. turns out i can't aim for shit and made a mess all over the towel beneath me. >:/

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#this video is of me... pouring lemonade for myself if tumblr asks #omorashi #piss kink #pee kink #bladder control #bladder holding #full bladder #nfsw omo #need to pee #pee k!nk #pee k1nk #piss k1nk #piss k!nk #pee denial #pee in bottle #bladder desperation

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jim-jam-gem · 5 months

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Yeah no I think I’m gonna need about a million years to recover from that episode.

#screams #how many emotions can you fit into one single hour of telly #I think we all need a hug after that #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #david tennant #catherine tate #donna noble #digital art #artists on tumblr #I desperately want to do a proper painting of these two just so I can capture their magnificent hair

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cacaocheri · 3 months

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pinned post!

Hey, I'm Cherry! Thanks for stopping by :]

Art -> #myart

Fic -> #daydreamers

Ocs -> #cacaocheriocs

#gonna use this as a template for now bc i desperately need a pinned post HJDGHJDKFD #pinned post #my art #i have no fucking clue how to link tags on tumblr aaahhh

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hellneedsaruler · 8 months

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There’s just something about how by the end for Arthur to play the role he needed to play , be the once and future king who would unite Albion and rule justly, he had to learn to be gentle to be softer and kinder and more compassionate .

And he had to learn it from Merlin . The person who in order to become Arthur’s protector had to learn to be Ruthless . He had to be cold blooded , merciless and vicious to keep Arthur safe .

#idk if fate intended this for Merlin #or if Merlin willingly chose so #because he always had that feral desperate kind of fierce protectiveness towards the things he loves #either way #i wanna cry #i’m in my FEELS #you don’t understand the irony #ig the two sides of the same coin always have to balanced #i just #fate was so so so cruel to Merlin #I’m crying #i feel like this needs to be a post of minimum 15 paragraphs when it’s my turn with the braincell #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #screaming into the tumblr void #random thoughts #rewatching merlin

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zytes · 6 months

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black static, forbidden magic

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alucardsathomewife · 2 months

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International Women's Day!

Sir integra / for 2001-2006 for integra to be in the possession she got for an anime around those times is wildly insane. Going toe too toe with (w|| bad pp) during a war and coming out Victorious AND THEN keeping up a powerful status without Alucard for 30 years makes her one of the best looks of women leadership

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Seras Victoria / Have you ever taken down a war blimp while not even a month ago you were working a human 9-5? Is your French bf bi? Have you ever taken down a (w|| bad leader) with the help of an equally powerful woman? I don't think so! The mental heck Seras has been through in that time makes her just as mentally strong. It puts her in the top 4 strongest

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Yumiko Takagi / it's unfortunate that she was absolutely disrespected by Walter in that excuse of a fight, I could go on.. more screen time is deserved, but the time she did get is pretty awesome. Especially her the scenes spent with Heinkel

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Girlycard / eats every time ✨️

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Moms of hellsing / will always be appreciated. Seras's mom didn't deserve that, amazing that she protected Seras in those final moments. Pips mom looks like the mom we all need or the mom that will let you hang out with your friend in her home for hours. Inegras mom needs more lore, I can see integra have a similar personality like her mom (headcanon?)

#for the fem characters i didnt list its either bc i dont know much about them/are very horrible #i desperately wanna draw the moms but thats just adding more art onto the pile of art i need to get done #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #seras victoria #sir integra #sir integra fairbrook wingates hellsing #yumiko takagi #hellsing fandom #girlycard #International Women's Day #tumblr bugged out and posted this so im gonna leave it at this

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krystal-prisms · 1 year

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hiding-under-the-willow · 10 months

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Two sides of the same coin

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #markiplier #markipler egos #markiplier cinematic universe #the host #the host markiplier #the author #the author markiplier #danger in fiction #markiplier tv #I desperately wish we had more canon content of him I need solid lore so fucking bad

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seventeendeer · 11 months

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the tf2 fandom on tumblr is in such dire straits, it wraps around from being annoying to being funny

no one knows anything about the time period it's set in. no one knows anything about the time period it was written in. no one knows the media genre it's parodying. no one knows how to write mostly-middleaged, mostly-white men who are intentionally and comedically a product of their time and individual cultures. no one seems to even realize each character is hugely informed by (the stereotyped version of) their culture. no one is comfortable engaging with the old war propaganda it's satirizing. no one knows anything about guns. some people actually think the sniper is 26

it's hard to watch, but then again the official comics post-2015 fall into every single one of these pitfalls too so like. maybe a lack of media literacy isn't just a fandom problem

#deerchatter #team fortress 2 #tf2 #yeah im putting it in the tags idc it has to be said #yes it's a silly haha world and the plot and characters are just set dressing for a fun online game #but it's also a hugely detailed and well-crafted piece of art w a lot of interesting layers that most fandomites #don't even seem to realize are there?? they have no idea ???#comedy as a genre is so disrespected and so misunderstood. just because smth is meant to be funny doesn't mean it's not art !!!#it still MEANS something even if it's meant to make you laugh instead of cry! fandoms struggle w that 1 so much #this is the same developer that made portal! just bc it isn't poignant doesn't mean it wasn't crafted w the same nuance and care!#im at the end of my rope tumblr fandoms desperately need to start getting obsessed w comedy as a genre so we can get #some media literacy on that too for you people

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