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agapi-kalyptei · 3 months

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i love this stupid website

original Complete Bullshit publication date: 2009-08-11

#homestuck #complete bullshit #tumblr patio #tumblr pro #tumblr ad-free #this is so funny to me #really wish they'd focus on alternative feeds first #but this looks like a fun toy if you want to kill time #or research many tags at once #top post

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jess-total-mess · 17 days

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I went digging through youtube, old posts, and shitty websites, along with my memories, and here you go! Hopefully these are accurate.

2013 — Unoffical Tumblr event “Mishapocalypse” happened, an online flash mob event wherein which Tumblrinas change their profile pictures to a specific picture of Misha Collins of Supernatural fame.

2014 — Users were given the option to get Tumblr Pro for free, and those who accepted were given top hats on their icons. Prompty after this, @staff announced that “Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.”

2015 — The “Executive Suite 2016 Productivity Edition” essentially changed Tumblr into office software, allowing spreadsheets for memes, calculators that gave incorrect answers, and Coppy. Who gave “helpful tips”.

2016 — Tumblr voted to select the “new lizard king”, from Rick, Debrah, Mop and Wretched Tooth. However, more famously, an edited @staff post reads “for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits”.

2017 — The Tumblr Horse Game was a feature that, when clicked, took users to a game wherein you had to collect shit from a pixelated horse. If you failed to do so, the horse died.

2018 — The answer to Bitcoin, is Tumblcoin! A parody of crytocurency.

2019 — Tumblr Memories, in which Tumbeasts were set loose. Remember them? The mascot from 2011, for service interruption announcements.

2020 — There was seemingly no prank this year. This was COVID-19.

2021 — Tumblr released “non-fungible tumblcryptids”, a parody of NFTs. There was a supposedly limited amount of them.

2022 — A light switch, when activated, would open up a variety of colourful things on the desktop dashboard, including a “Summon Crab!” button, which would summon a crab when activated. Other buttons made different sounds.

2023 — A feature similar to the Discord reaction function was temporarily added, using basic emojis.

2024 — Every user was given the option to opt-in to the boop o meter, and could boop, super boop, and evil boop other users who also opted in, earning up to three badges by doing so.

#april fools #tumblr meta #boop o meter #tumblr memories #tumbeasts #non fungible tumblcryptids #summmon crab #tumblcoin #coppy #tumblr horse game #tumblr pro #mishapocalypse #new lizard king #boop

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frick-yes-dragons · 17 days

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soz I fucked up the first one bc I forgot 2023 is a year that exists but here's v2

I wasn't even here for most of these but I've done my research and I'm genuinely curious how boops rate compared to the past pranks!

there's not an option for 2020 because there was no prank that year LOL and please excuse me for any inaccuracies and uhh reblog for sample size

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buggyballed · 17 days

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ok i'm curious

happy eleven years of april foolery on this hellsite

*(i'm not sure what the name of the 2023 one actually was i'm sorry)

#april fool's day #april fool's #boop #boop o meter #tumblr pro #coppy #tumblr reptile election #horse game #tumbeasts #nftumblrcryptids #Summon crabs #kaelan.txt #txt post #polls

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obaewankenope · 30 days

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I mean... Not really Tumblr... I kinda like seeing random shit on my dash that is meant to be an advert but really reads as a shitpost from 3am on acid.

#Tumblr #Tumblr pro #Ad-free tumblr #These ads are hilarious

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pawgliacci · 1 month

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cool thing you can do if you click the ad for 30 min ad free browsing in the app and then go to browser tumblr. in a tumblr first of something maybe working right, it goes away after 30 min

#tumblr labs #tumblr pro

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uniqueyasser · 7 months

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#photographers on tumblr #artists on tumblr #nice #phone #photography #photooftheday #riyadh #coffee #wow #iphone #saudistyle #saudi arabia #night #camera phone #tumblr milestone #tumblr pro #tumble train #tumblog

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wolrith · 9 months

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The funny number

#tumblr pro #im an expert now #i have become the circus #196 #r/196 #196 campfire

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boxohobo · 1 year

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Saw like the first five seconds of the demo and it’s already a massive W because--

Not a WORD about Umbrella going bankrupt off screen. This time the starting monologue focuses on Leon’s regrets and trauma over Raccoon City. Meaning we might actually get the closure/finale Umbrella DESERVES for the remakeverse/timeline.

#re4 #remake #re4 demo #umbrella corp #my inner child is so happy #tumblr pro #resident evil

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galaxybee97 · 2 years

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Living my wavy hair life now

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pro-sipper · 7 months

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the post: everything has a right to exist in fiction, even if it's fucked up

the comments: i was going to reblog this until i realized op likes fucked up stuff in fiction. this is a common dogwhistle phrase for people who like fucked up stuff in fiction. they have to talk in code to trick people into agreeing with them. stay safe out there!

#proshippers #pro ship #proship #proshippers please interact #anti anti #proship safe #sip rambles #tumblr

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unicornwitch-uwu · 4 months

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I've made like 10 posts and 3 asks and 2 reblogs and shit I'm probably the best at tumblr I've only been here like for 30 minutes and I'm basically running this whole place. My addoring fans feed me grapes as I recline in my luxurious therapist couch thingy. Ohoohoo. To be a tumblr success story. Rags to riches as they say!!!

#grapes #rags to riches #puppy sub #tumblr pro

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goatsandgangsters · 1 year

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how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant)

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog!

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks.

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims)

#tumblr #tumblr tips #tumblr tags #tumblr search #tumblr how to #new to tumblr #why did I pick croissants as the example? who knows!#but I'm a pro at finding things on people's blogs especially my own #takes me like 4 seconds to find Exactly The Post I'm Looking For no matter how long ago I reblogged it

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moonsnqil · 16 days

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first snow