You know who you are
but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry
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I hope when the global meter maxes out they make it say sayonara you weeaboo shits
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“Tumblrs shutting down!!” ok I mean they’ve said that at least twice a year for the last ten years, if you didn’t know you were on a sinking ship yet you have not been paying attention for a very long time now, and idk I’m not frightened tbh, it just feels like another day on the hellsite (affectionate), for my own part I will be here holding onto the railing on the deck until the ship sinks, clinging desperately to my weird little personally curated queer neurodivergent hyperfixation trauma museum, so help me god.
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This has been an issue as of late here on Tumblr for me, like the last couple of days. Opening Tumblr has the site freeze for a bit, images in posts don't load and just show as "image" until finally everything loads, or it brings up that error page shown above.
Is this on my side only or is anyone else having this issue? Turning off my Firefox add-ons doesn't improve the situation.
Edit: There is the "image" thing.
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Even if you block me for very teeny tiny, itsy bitsy reasons (and subsequently follow me from a burner account because you like my story), if you make cute shit, I'm going to download it.
I don't know how anyone can block me anyway! I just call out anti-Blackness quarterly, geek out about old people music and am well versed in the brain development of 19 to 24 year olds.
But its your blog, do you, I love you and happy new year!
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Okay, but have we considered the new Goncharov effect, which is that now posts about real movies sound fake?
...A film called Glass Onion, you say? (hmmm, like the parody site “The Onion”?) In which international heartthrob and Bond actor Daniel Craig plays a confirmed gay character? In the middle of a murder mystery? On a beautiful exotic Greek island? With the legendary and gorgeous non-binary bicon Janelle Monáe as a part of the cast as well? In a double role? All of my queer heart’s dreams coming true in one subtextually homoerotic action movie? Nice try, Tumblr. I’m not falling for that one twice.
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i dunno who i've booped already, but i'm just gonna go ham now. soz if i already booped you! and soz for being annoying!
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quick. one person follow me so i can make a dad joke.
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Me every day opening tumblr follower tab to block porn bots: just like Sisyphus fr
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💕🐾Boop Loop🐾💕
The enemy (affectionate) hath devised new boop methods
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THE IDES AREN'T FOR ANOTHER 5 DAYS, YOU BASTARDS
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Dan Dan the homeless man
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Tags when I fuck up the spelling once: *saves*
Tags that I use a few times correctly: *doesn't save*
What the fuck tumblr.
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The Warframe Discourse™ is heating up in the tags tonight. 😂
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