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bigdreamsnobrain · 2 years
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robert sean leonard is physically incapable of turning down a role where his character is secretly but not subtly in love with his best friend
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zombie-cucumber05 · 6 months
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Ive yet to master tumblrshitposting but i feel in my nuggets like im getting closer
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The man™️
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ok-pansy · 5 years
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#memes #dankmemes #dankmemesdaily #freshmemes #lmao #tumblr #shitposts #shitposting #tumblrposts #tumblrshitposts #funnytumblr https://www.instagram.com/p/BwiKYmXgyGi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ghky8hq5rxsd
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Look at a random object. Imagine what it would feel like to lick it. Lick it. Were you right/very close to being right? You were, weren't you.
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recoverycelly · 4 years
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self love is liking your own posts because sometimes you need that type of validation
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frododrogobaggins · 4 years
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'R' is just a 'P' with a pp.
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madebysecretsouls · 4 years
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elves are better than gnomes because they shitpost about our benevolent lizard overlords
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babymoof · 5 years
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u know when u brush ur teeth and then u drink water and it’s like ur mouth is frosty
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clodgoggles · 5 years
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Are you ever just in your room with the window open but then it gets too cold, but then you put on a jacket and it's too hot, so you unzip it and it's still too hot, so you take it off and it's cold, but you cant close the window because then the room will get stuffy and then five minutes later you're crying about a fucking window.
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Mom: *comes home*
Me, who hasn't done any of my chores:
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bigdreamsnobrain · 2 years
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i wish dr. house was a real man so i could look him in the eyes and tell him he’s serving cunt
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zombie-cucumber05 · 1 month
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normalise hating family. thy blood of the coven is thicker than the water of the womb. blood relation means shit to me
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grugorl-blog · 5 years
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I aspire to become a sexworker so when I say "I suck at my job" its just me stating the facts
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that-freaky-otaku · 6 years
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Meh!
After half a day back on Tumblr I can honestly say that it scares the hell out of me.
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moonchildaesth · 4 years
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Alright so i’m sitting here on a sofa in a public building and later today there is going to be a party so everyone is moving tables and stuff and suddenly people are placing chairs around me and the sofa and they are saying stuff like “ yeah this could be like a little sitting area” and now I feel like it’s my birthday and nobody showed up..
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