#tummy’s out and everything 😐

[decaydanceredacted]

just red this fic and dear god it has me going insaneeee https://archiveofourown.org/works/15413358 like new kink UNLOCKED

why r there not more hypno fics i need(very open to recs!!)

just.

ttyg babytrick and maybe he’s a bit shy and inexperienced, they’ve had sex once or twice before but it didn’t last long and he kept his shirt on. this time pete convinced him to let him hypnotize him. patrick gets so deep in it he doesn’t know what’s going on, his body just automatically doing whatever pete says. the next time he comes to even a little bit there’s come on his tummy and tits and he’s covered in hickeys(thighs, tummy, tits, high up on his neck(which patrick always stopped him from doing before.)) pete is fucking into him hard and he thinks he must’ve come already because he’s soft. pete’s just using him hard and rough, like patrick’s his little sex toy. it’s so overwhelming and he’s woozy and it’s too much and he’s just coherent enough to say “p-pete ‘s too much, can’t,, can you stop? please, please ‘s too much” but pete just shushes him and keeps going. patrick realizes that he’s been crying and his face is soaked with tears and snot and his throat HURTS. he has no idea how much time has passed. how long he was just gone and pliant and calm. he realizes that he liked it - he REALLY liked it. he liked that he couldn’t do anything about it that pete just kept going and he just had to take it. he likes that he feels so completely used. before he knows it pete’s pulling him mostly back under and all he can do is just distantly hear pete talking to him, degrading him, humiliating him, cooing at him, feminizing him, praising him. it makes his head spin. “fuck, baby, so fucking cockdrunk, look at you, you’re drooling, just a little bimbo” “begging me to stop but you’re still so NEEDY baby, little slut just doesn’t know what she needs, it ok, i know” “this is what you were made for ‘trick just a dumb little hole begging to be fucked” “fuck, you’re covered in cum, ‘s literally dripping out of your fucking cunt, you’re mine baby, you’d let me do whatever i want to you, wouldn’t you?” “knew the innocent shy thing was just an act, this is what you’ve needed all along isn’t it? just need to be fucked? put in your place” “your cute little tits and your tummy are bouncing, ‘trick, such a cute little thing.” “awe you’ve just needed it so bad and didn’t know, needed someone to tell you what you need” patrick just blankly nods along to everything pete says. yes, he’s just a slutty little fleshlight. he just needs a cock in him all the time. he whines any time pete pulls out of him. he just needs more more more. he goes back under again and when he comes to everything hurts, he’s a mess. pete’s straddling him petting his face and tucking strands of hair behind his ears. he’s telling him how good he did, telling him the things he was telling him weren’t true, they were just a part of the game, he knows if he doesn’t they’ll just stay in his brain and he’ll keep believing them. how adorable he is. how he loves him so much and is so grateful for him letting him do this to him. patrick slowly comes back down, making a little whimper of confusion. “there you are, hey sweetheart, how’re you feeling?” all patrick can get out is “hurts” and “sticky”, “oh, i know, i’m sorry honey, you took it so well, my good little boy” “i’m gonna go and get a towel to clean you off now, i’ll just be a second.” pete cleans him off and cuddles him to sleep, rubbing his back. the next day he pampers him soo much. breakfast in bed, bubble bath, patrick’s favorite movies, giggly facials, little kisses all over his face. it’s so good, they both love each other sooo much. they are boyfriends and i think they should kith.

side note i hate when fics like shorten patrick to pat like as a nickname… esp during smut… like the reason he doesn’t like that nickname is literally because it’s HIS MOMS NAME😐. i’m sorry it’s just a pet peeve i can’t.

i’m pretty sure this ask is completely incorrect sozzy. need that little guy(american multi-instrumentalist musician, singer songwriter, composer, and 40 year old man, patrick martin stumph) clinically

-xoxo gossip girl* (spiral anon)

small shameless plug im now on the parx redacted blog too it’s so fun y’all should check it out never enough srs hormy for those water boys<3

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#fic rec #ps #pw #ps + pw #cnc tag #tw hypnosis #spiral anon #co signed because that was some real shit you just said #extra long redacted

[writer1queenjaysblog]

Dad!Robaire Headcanons?

Yo ask I shall give!!

Robaire as a dad! Poly marriage!

When he found out he was going to be a daddy he was over joyed and happy. He always wanted kids and now it's happening! After seeing and spending time with Ruby and Jesse's twins he is finally ready for a baby of his very own.

He picked Ruby up and kissed her lips "Mon amour I'm so happy!"

He then went on to tell everyone and they were excited as well. Tae young rubbing her forming tummy and kissed it as well as Aaron T.

Jesse pat him on the back "Well looks your on the path of being a dad."

He said as Jessica and Ruben hugged his sides "Are we going to have a brother or sister daddy?"

Asked Ruben "I'm not sure yet little one but when your sibling is born we'll know."

They smiled as they hugged him "Looks like we have to go check on the baby." She said as she held Robaire's hand.

Birth

When Ruby gave birth she was scared but Robaire was there the whole time. She gave birth to a son he was so excited for his baby boy he cried happy tears as he looked at his little boy.

Robaire Daniel Bennett the 2nd

Sign ♓

Birthday: March 21st 2022

Robaire held his baby boy for the first time and was in love with him they bonded almost immediately after he was given to him "I love you so much baby boy daddy's going to love and protect you always."

When they brought him home the twins were excited to meet their little brother who was so cute. They helped with his diapers, bottle, bottle feeding, and everything else that a big brother and sister would do. Ruben loved having a little brother he would always play 4 town songs when he cried and sing to him and as Jessica gave him his bottle 🍼.

"It's ok buddy we're here." Said Jessica

The others were excited too

Aaron T held him and bonded with him quick he loves kids and babies and yes he also wants one but want Ruby to handle the 3 she has first and let her get use to having 3 babies.

He fed him and would let him watch him and Z play video games it was so adorable 😍. He got him a match overalls and hat now they match "Lookin cute and good like your papa T bud." He loves this little guy and Robaire and Ruby have to beg him to give them their son. 🤣

Robaire when it's his turn to feed the baby "T can I have my baby back?"

Aaron T holding him while feeding him his 🍼 and watch TV: "No."

Robaire: "He's my baby."

Aaron T: "Just one more minute please 🥺?"

Robaire: "Ugh fine but I'm doing mid night feeding."

Aaron T: "Yay 😁."

Robaire looking at Jesse while he feeds the twins dinner:😐 "Is he ever going to give me my baby back?"

Jesse: " Not unless you lock him in his room."

Robaire: "Why is he like this? And I'm tired."

Jesse: "Welcome to fatherhood." Pats his back and comfort him.

When Robaire takes Jesse's advice he gets lil Robbie and feeds him as his looks at him holding his finger with his little hands 🥺 "Dada loves you baby boy yes I do."

Robbie as he's called turned 1 and Robaire got him the best gifts.

He loves playing with his brother and sister and playing with his other dads.

Tae young let him play with his stuffed 🧸 animal plushies and his favorite is the bear so he gave it to him as a gift 🎁. "My little Robear." He said holding him.

Aaron Z loves playing with him he loves watching him play with his basketball 🏀 he even picks him up so he can make a basketball "Good job buddy daddy proud of you." He kisses his cheek feeling his fatherly side come in I think this means he wants a child and Tae young is no different.

Robaire plays piano while holding him and Jesse let's him watch him paint or making pottery. He loves watching his dads and mom. When Ruby cooks he will rock back and forth playing with Aaron T, he holds his fingers with his little hands 🥺 and Aaron T melts "Mi bebe." He said in Spanish which little Robbie liked he loves hearing them speaking in their language.

Tae young often spoke Korean so does Aaron Z and he smiles as they talk to him in Korean. Aaron T speaks Mexican to him and he just laugh and smile and Aaron T just lives for it seeing him get excited about it "Mijo!"

He says as he picks him up "Papa's baby boy! I love you 😚 I love you 😚😚."

Ruby love seeing her husbands interact with her new baby and it makes her want to make Aaron T a father too."

Robaire will definitely have matching outfits for them to wear shoes too.

Let's him nap 😴 on his chest while he watch TV and when he's on his phone. Has daddy hearing whenever he hears him sneeze or when he's awake he gets up to him in his crib "Hey bud your up early today."

He loves being a dad to his own kid and he and Jesse loves it having their kids play together and seeing how protective they are over their little brother.

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#4town headcanons #4town robaire #aaron z #4town taeyoung #4town jesse #4town aaron t #4town

[diaryofanaverageunicorn]

*sigh*

Day 20?

Uhm 😐

I’m alive. Struggling, for sure. But alive. I passed the video workshop successfully and I’m sad I won’t have the BirdMan as my teacher anymore. Met the new teacher today for the print workshop. I dislike her. She gives off strong “I’m better than you” snob vibes. I can’t believe we had to decide what to do for the next three months in thirty minutes WITH NO PREP.

Ugh. 😑

Both mon amour and I have been on the edge for far too long, so we’re not putting in time into our relationship. It’s not anybody’s fault it’s just a really garbage period for both of us and all we can do for each other is take chores from the other to make it a lil easier for the day to day. I appreciate 🍯 so much.

Sad. 😞

I’ve been having self-image issues. Unreasonable ones, sure, but it’s because I’ve been struggling mentally with everything else. It’s coming out in hating my face, weight, hair, skin, ankles, arms, tummy… you get it. Just everything is wrong with me atm, or at least that’s what my stupid brain is telling me. I haven’t had body-issues this bad in a long ass while.

Mad. 😠

I am feeling absolutely crushed atm. Crushed by the capitalistic nightmare that is existing these days. I have a diagnosis that puts me in the “disabled” category, however, to literally have a roof over my head and eat I have to do 60+ hours of work/uni sh*t. Along with all the stuff that it takes to keep the house from becoming a goblin cave and feed myself at least once a day. This is absolutely inhumane. I’m not even doing meaningful work. It’s just going through the motions in survival mode at this point. I don’t know how to make it better, it feels hopeless.

Light? 🌸

I keep having flashes of my dream life throughout the day. They feel like memories, that’s how crisp and real the images and feelings are in my head. Making coffee in a sunlit kitchen, sweeping the doorstep and spreading feed for the chickens. Hanging flowers to dry over the fireplace. Tending the small herb garden and making fresh tea. Smiling at the cat sprawled across the couch, napping in the sun. Dusting the huge bookshelf and picking up a book to read in the huge, slightly distressed chair. Cooking dinner and having wine I produced from the patch of grapes I have out front. Someday, I promise.

Goodnight,

M.

#journal entry #27.02.2023 #day20 #adhd #struggle #dream life

[peacefulworld2003feelthegroove]

My favorite Leo headcanon for fe:f is that even though he's such a serious and aloof young man who does everything he can to not be seen as immature, he frequently (without even noticing he's doing it) will use baby words when announcing something to either of his older siblings. He will walk right up to Xander and be like. "My tummy hurts."

Speaking of, Leo is the type of autistic who:

Announces everything all the time

Obviously, the low hanging fruit here is that he's a rule follower autistic and I think that's very true. He likes having a defined set of rules and has a hard time understanding exceptions

Obviously his tomato thing is an autism thing. Shout out to autistic peoples favorite foods. They will never understand our warrior bond with mac and cheese

Just leaves. He's got the "I'm leaving" autism. And he's got it BAD. If he's no longer interested or frustrated with a conversation, he will just leave entirely. It scares his older siblings half to death because he'll just leave without saying anything when nobody's looking.

Really picky about clothes

[Being told something really long and important] "ok 😐" (<- fully understands but is not giving the effort in a way that neurotypicals understand that he's listening)

*seems fine* *seems fine* *seems fine* *having a meltdown "out of nowhere"*

Can put up with a lot of sensory nonsense but folds if the temperature is too warm or muggy

Really forward and honest, causes him to seem a lot ruder, haughtier and more of a braggart than he is. Doesn't understand why people get so offended.

Tends to chew on his lips and shirt when stressed or focusing. It drives Xander nuts and Camilla doesn't even try anymore.

Autism beast stare if you're sharing the room with him silently

"I can't work/read/write/clean in here because someone else is here." Adittude which can make people assume he hates them or something

Hates eating with other people and will take every chance to eat alone

Actually loves doctor checkups

"I'm so mysterious 😏" *INFODUMPS ENTIRE LIFE*

[shreddies-scribbles]

alright who put da dilfs on da roof 😐🤨

#tummy’s out and everything 😐 #south park #south park post covid #south park spoilers #craig tucker #tweek tweak #craig x tweek #creek #sp creek #sp craig #sp tweek #my art

[toji-bunny-girl]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐞𝐧: 𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐬 + 𝐂𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬

Gojo Satoru

→ seriously jealous of him because he never gain weight despite eating all the junk and having two person's serving a meal 😐 his metabolism is just that good

→ with that said, it's pretty difficult for him to get at least a little bulky without the fats he need so it's kind of a blessing and a curse at the same time

→ even if he eventually gained a little bit more muscles, they'll be gone if he doesn't do his routine every day

→ skinny arms, skinny legs

→ long arms, long legs, long torso, long c— 😏

→ long fingers as well with cotton soft palms that he likes to compare to yours

→ but srsly why is everything about him so long??!

→ his shoe size is really big compared to the average male so it's a lil hard to find the right shoes for him (he has taste but what abt the size?)

DILF body points = 3/10

"did I just described a twink?"

Toji Fushiguro

→ no one:

Toji's body: ▽ *inverted triangle*

→ when I say he's huge, I mean that he's huge HUGE

→ tall, thick ass mf arms and thighs, broad shoulders, the stiffest abs humanity has ever known, thicc lifted ass and muscles under his back that flexes every time he even moves the slightest??? 😫😫

→ never forget his hard-metal-steel titties that radiates warmth within 5km radius <33

→ scratch that, his whole body radiates so much heat you'd scramble away from him during the summertime and latch yourself onto him like a second skin during the wintertime

→ plus his lil tummy, a little bulgy but still firm from the packs 🥺

→ very veiny arms and hands

→ has a few veins on his hips running down his thighs as well 💞🥴

→ super rough palms and he likes to hold your softer ones because of that

→ his body is also covered in scars that's been there for years :((

→ always cut his nails too short

→ wrinkles around his eyes from his age 😋 *mmm*

DILF body points = 10/10

"he was a dilf to begin with"

Getou Suguru

→ he has a pretty similar build as Gojo but a little bit more muscular

→ broad shoulders 😋

→ doesn't have as much veins as Toji but his hands are still bigger than the other men's here

→ pretty nails! slim and healthy, looks really good with nail polish on (especially black or dark green)

→ long legs, strong calves <33

→ super moisturised skin because you can't tell me he doesn't apply lotion every night before he sleeps 💀💀

→ m-moles on his back 😩😩

→ slight wrinkles on his forehead whenever he moves his eyebrows

→ doesn't comb his hair and only uses conditioner whenever he wants

→ his hair grows rather slowly so the trip to the hairdresser isn't so frequent

DILF body points = 6/10

"he could've gotten more points if only he was older"

Nanami Kento

→ his adam's apple tho 🥺 so bulgy and hot

→ loves the way it bobs up and down whenever he talks and especially the groan he makes whenever you suck or kiss it

→ sensitive tummy to touch 🥺🥺 don't touch him there/tickle him or he'll chokehold you fr 🥺🥺

→ manly arms?? strong with one or two short veins there and he gives pretty good hugs <33

→ also can't forget about that blonde arm and leg hair 🥺

→ thick fingers, calloused, wonder what he could do with them 👀

→ another one with a hot back, muscly and wide

→ there's a vein on the side of his forehead that pops out a little whenever he speaks louder or is using his strength

→ stubby chin 💞

→ random but he has a really stiff neck so whenever he massages himself, the way his biceps flex and his head rolling a little to the side with his eyes shut while letting out a soft groan is so fucking sekc

DILF body points = 8/10

"nice try, could've tricked us, but if only you were a real dilf"

Sukuna Ryomen

→ thick thighs, muscly thighs, delicious thighs

→ strong and heavy upper arms

→ his hands are always so warm for no reason?? 💀

→ also has a super firm grip

→ sometimes, his whole mf fingernail falls out because they're too long but he can always grow them back ne way

→ yes, he does check his nails whenever he's bored

→ he (Itadori's body) is relatively short being only 173 cm so his figure looks quite muscular

→ lil bit of chubby cheeks but with a really defined jawline!!

→ his lil canines too 🥺

→ long tongue goes *BRRRRRRRRRR*

DILF body points = 4/10

"get your real body back and we'll talk"

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[myarlert]

cw: pregnancy talk 😞 so i have baby fever…sad day, and i was thinking abt how my favs would treat you during pregnancy. i need to share 🙃 sorry if this is weird to u. feel free to ignore it 😭

i feel like porco would be the absolute sweetest during pregnancy, like he’s such a meanie to everyone else but he’d do absolutely anything and everything for you the second he found out you were having a baby. going to the corner store at 3 am cause you wanted a slim jim type everything. i feel like he has road rage but as soon as you get in the car he’s just 😐 the entire time cause he doesn’t wanna disturb you or the baby. and after birth he wouldn’t let you do shit like permanently glued to the bed for a while even though that’s not good to do 😭 (also random thing - terrified of breast feeding💀 like an irrational fear. has to sit in a separate room while it happens)

connie would be a nervous wreak, mostly cause he has no knowledge of what pregnancy is like. he probably remembers his mom being pregnant with his siblings but like…he was like 3 at the time. he’d probably feel better when you’re just sleeping cause he can keep track of you unlike when you’re at the supermarket. (probably puts his ear to your stomach and gets embarrassed when he gets caught) if you had those false contractions he’d probably faint in the middle of home depot and wake up in the hospital thinking you went into labor but you’re there cause he hit his head 💀 idk he’d be so stressed but when the time came he’d calm down and get it together (though he definitely felt like throwing up during labor LMAO)

STOP CONNIES WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME- ‘he’d probably faint in the middle of home depot’ SHJDJFKFKDKS thanks you now i have baby fever to the max 🤩

cw/tw pregnancy, breast feeding talk

minors do not interact

no but you’re right. porco would do the upmost to make sure you and the baby were safe, even if it means punching someone in the face <3 he would be one of the best dads i feel like, always teaching them things and making sure they were all caught up and understand, ya know?

but connie on the other hand would absolutely be the cutest, always resting a hand on your tummy to feel all the kicks and his face would light up every time :( and [this didn’t make sense but in my head it was funny, it probably isn’t funny at all but whatever] he would probably try to breast feed the baby when you felt too tired 💀✋🏻 and you’d be like noooo bc connie is a dumby sometimes but we love the shit outta him <3 nah but i can see him sitting on the couch with a blanket on his chest, his baby laying there and he’s holding a bottle right there and watching, admiring them 🥺

#tw pregnancy #tw breast feeding #? is that a tag that needs to be tw labeled? #it’s natural? #ANYWAYS #connie fluff #aot fluff #my writing #ca. anon

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

hey! sorry if i’m bothering you, but could you do a hc with oikawa, iwa, suna, and whoever else with a s/o who’s kind of chubby but doesn’t have any curves? like she has a tummy and thighs and not a big butt if that makes sense.

girl please your not bothering me 💀 but of course 😛

authors note: i kind of went crazy in oikawas

^^ bop 😌

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oikawa

🧋: imma just say this to get this out the way.. but i FIRMLY believe that Oikawa likes thicker girls

🧋: but other than that i don’t really think he cares that much abt how his s/o looks (like body wise) because he still thinks you look sexy asf

🧋: IK HES THE TYPE TO RUB THE BACK OF YOUR THIGHS OR SOMETHING

🧋: like if he’s sitting and your standing in front of him he’s gonna rub the back of your thighs

🧋: AND BOOTY RUBS

right seonghwa, right 😩🤲🏾

🧋: BUT GUESS WHAT 😓

🧋: they are not for free.. you gotta give him a kiss 😪

🧋: and bro, he gives the best hugs from behind..

🧋: like he’s gonna come up behind you and feel all up on you (-while kissing your neck 🌝)

🧋: he really wants to make you feel sexy.. AND BISH YOU AREE 😩

🧋: and he really hates to see you sad so he will do everything in his power to make you happy

🧋: he’d spoil the the shit out of you 😩

Literally how he’d treat you^

🧋: when his fan girls come in the picture, i stg he would fist fight all them hoes..

🧋: but when you guys cuddle he really love to hold you, dudeeee he won’t stop touching you

🧋: like he’d do it in public to omg 😐

🧋: he would probably have his hand on your ass while you walking and you’d have to move away (which wouldn’t work cause he’d pout and move towards you more) or move his hand away

🧋: but he’d keep on moving his hand back anyways 😑

🧋: but yeah 12/10 he’d make you feel so sexy 😏

🧋:CAUSE LETS FACE IT YOU’RE SEXY TOO AND YOUR DATING ONE OF THE SEXIEST MUTHAFUCKAS

🧋: 1 sexy person + 1 sexy person= two sexy people

🧋: bro he’d talk about how adorable your kids would look

🧋: baby fever 🌝

*****

Iwazumi

🏐: another guy that i believe is into thicker girls fa sureee

🏐: if your ever in the moment of feeling insecure he’s gonna listen to you and then tell you a long ass list of things he love about you

🏐: he really wants you to love yourself as much as he loves you

🏐: ass smacker ?????

🏐: HELL YEAHH

🏐: he’ll probably smack then squeeze it’s a ritual

🏐: HAND ALWAYS ON YOUR THIGH SHIT-

🏐: car or even at home his hand will be on your thigh

🏐: HES GONNA KISS YOUR THIGHS BRO AWW

🏐: the type of guy to pick you up when you not listening to him

🏐: idk you may not agree with my but he would do that

🏐: like if you don’t listen to him he’s gonna pick you up and walk around with you

🏐: he takes his time saying all the things he really loves about you

🏐: one of them being your but ofc

🏐: you’ll just find him looking at it and you probably have to knock him out his daze

BRO CALL OVER OIKAWA AND TELL HIM TO KNOCK HIM IN THE HESD WITH A VOLLEYBALL, REVENGE BITCH

🏐: bro if you have stretch marks he absolutely loves them

🏐: he totally finds them sexy like bruv how could you not 😌☝🏾

🏐: other than that he will make you feel confident

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suna

🍃: lemme really you something, i see in your future really good cuddles with suna 🔮

🍃: and also he’s like .. idk.. cheeky??

I FUCKING HATE THAT WORD

🍃: if your working doing something he’ll just come up behind you hand out his cold ass hands under your shirt

🍃: he says “body heat is the best way to get warm”

🍃: but in reality he just wants to touch you 💀

🍃: you may be going through his phone or something trying to look for something in his phone and you’ll find a whole photo album of.. sensual photos of your body

🍃: shoot man literally adores your body

🍃: he will even express it in public, he rlly don’t care but if someone is staring a lil to hard he will tone it down around that person

🍃: for example; suna and you were both hanging out around atsumu, and for some reason he wanted to hug you but he starting squeezing your ass

🍃: so when he looked at atsumu he was looking hella hard at your ass

🍃: then he made eye contact with suna and his face got all red

“like what you see?”

🍃: instant heart attack

🍃: he doesn’t keep you around atsumu for to long, hehe 😅

🍃: if it wasn’t clear with the whole ‘putting his hands underneath your shirt’ thing he loves your stomach to

🍃: i’ve already said this i think but suna likes titties

🍃: whenever y’all are cuddling he has a hand on the titties

🍃: AND BRO THIGHSSSS

🍃: suffocate him… simply

🍃: this is lowkey turning into a smut but like yk what i’m tryna say

🍃: in all he will make you feel comfortable

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MasterList

TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG IM SO SORRY BUT IVE BEEN SO TIRED

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[scandeniall]

Being in a GC with seijoh 4 ( but you’re dating Iwaizumi)

A/n: posting this on my phone at nearly 3am so format? We don’t know her!!!!

Warnings: aged up as per usual/ sexual jokes yeah the regular deal

You were definitely friends with them all before you and Iwaizumi started dating let’s get that straight. You were probably part of their crew after meeting in some random ass gen ed course that they all took together . Meaning over the years you’ve seen their “thirst trap post. Yes or no?” Texts. They’ve probably accidentally sent their dick pics before and you were scarred (but also looking disrespectfully). Makki accidentally does it and is like “oops my bad. But uh should i send this?” Y’all talk about everything from food to music to pegging to asking if someone wanted to go hang out in a fast food parking lot at 2 am. They were so comfortable in the gc it made you comfy and just as open.

Anyways back to dating iwa. He’s definitely confident in his relationship so he’s unbothered at jokingly flirty comments in the gc. You probably show him some of the texts before you send them and he thinks they’re funny. Jokes of an orgy happen sometimes.

You: what if we all just- 😳

Iwaizumi: anyways

Y’all disappear mid conversation sometimes. I feel like them mfs like to make joke sex commentary about y’all. It’s that cringy wattpad type stuff too

Oikawa: iwas sweats are hanging dangerously low on his hips as Y/N eyes his hardening member

Mattsun: eyes shift from his green orbs and the bulge

Makki: until their lips meet and tongues begin to battle for dominance

The first time they ever do that shit you two don’t silence your phones and they both keep going off with them being down and way too many laughing emojis and eggplants and water that it makes you and him just stop cause that shit highkey funny. He eventually goes in like: Pls stfu and you chime like they ruined the mood. Anyways y’all learn to put your phones on DND when you go at it. Coming back to it Iwa’s just like: i hate it here.

All y’all call him “daddy iwa” in the gc and he’s like 😐. Lots of “daddy iwa? or “DADDY IWA?” Just be like “wouldn’t y’all like to know” (they’re grossed out when you make sex jokes but they can do it i don’t make the rules)

When you’re not with him and hanging with one of the other boys doing something g dumb he wonders why y’all are even dating.

Makki: ok so um y/n is in the hospital with possibly a broken arm but don’t freak out

Mattsun: LOL 🤠

Oikawa: having fun without me? That’s sick

Iwa’s typing a mf essay to the group chat. Y’all really raise his blood pressure.

You: baby, I love you but I’m not reading that.

He calls you to lecture so you put it on speaker and makki group face times oikawa and mattsun and the three of them are laughing so much. He tells them to stfu but yeah yeah whatever. Says he’s coming to get you and not letting you leave with makki and the mf has the audacity to be offended like whatever dumb idea WASNT his in the first place

You text the gc when you and iwa are having you days to leave you two alone. They beg for soft Iwa blackmail material and sometimes you provide.

“Put his ass to sleep 🤪🤩” -insert a pic of him laying on his tummy shirtless and sleep- he’s unamused when he wakes up from his nap

You’ll even text shit like: whew got my back broken like a glow stick what y’all doing? (But you only send it when it’s false bc the two of you do tend to keep that part of your relationship more on the private side) They know it’s a joke and y’all probably just watched a stupid movie instead

You also send a selfie of you with his face buried in your neck or lips grazing your cheek all soft and sweet. Whenever Oikawa ass claims “bully” he’s all like “where’s this Iwaizumi at”

Iwa: not reserved for you 🥱

Sometimes you’ll just be texting them laying in bed back to him and he gets all grumbly like “stop texting them,” taking the phone out your hand and makes you turn around to face him. “Aw do you want attention too?”

“Shut up” but he totally does and says it while leaning to ores his lips to yours.

The boys are your photographers (or they’re just being weirdos but you’re fine with it bc sometimes you get cute couple pics that iwazumi would never pose for).

After a hangout one of them will send a pic of him looking all lovesick and mesmerized at whatever you’re saying to him like “ew love ❤️”

A/N: heres my attempt at getting back writing but it turned into me joking. Pls ignore me using old wattpad language i saw an opportunity and took it

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