I was walking around my house at night, when suddenly a skeleton appeared before me. I punched it and put all of its bones in a Tupperware container. The bones were moving around by themselves though, so I put them in the trash.
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There was a group of scientists building a lab made out of Tupperware on my backyard. A pool with a snake inside of it appeared in the middle of the lab and one of the scientists started talking about this legend of a snake called Hamilton that gifted water to lesbian women, and all the scientists started discussing which one of them was the lesbian the snake was giving water to. They all exploded.
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welcome to pointing out things in South Park: The Fractured But Whole's character sheets that everyone missed for some reason, despite being hilarious and also making sense
Kyle's weakness is "mom", because he is very scared of his mom
also "kite theologist" isn't a religion but I'll give him points for creativity and staying on topic, also theology is the study of religion, so it makes sense at least (unlike some others)
Craig's power source is love, but his weakness is communication. I feel like that's gonna cause some problems (oh wait, it did)
also "way of the fist" fits him and his character, but it's also not a religion
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I love scott
but
insulin
is not a religion
Kenny's weakness being "poverty" is actually amazing
also while "fatalism" isn't a religion (it's an ideology), I believe it fits him really well and his arc. Fatalism is the belief that basically "it is what it is", the thought that we have no free will, and things just happen
I think it fits well since during the Coon vs. Coon and Friends arc, I believe it shows Kenny sort of.. accepting his immortality. Also most of Kenny's deaths have been completely coincidental so it makes sense that he feels like he has no control over his life.
anyways I really love Kenny
the only thing that can stop Professor Chaos
is getting grounded
also entropy isn't a religion, but because it literally just means "chaos", I'll let it slide
Cartman.
you can't just not have a weakness.
I'll let the religion slide cuz it's funny
ok so I've mentioned Toolshed's religion before, but I pose you this.
his power source is "220V", which is a measurement for electricity, like outlets. so this makes me wonder, does he like, charge? like an iPhone? when he goes to bed, does he have to get plugged into the wall before he goes to sleep? is the 24V battery he carries on his back sometimes just a portable charger for him?
I know he's an altered human but I think it's funny to think that he just charges like a iphone
originally while researching these I didn't know what "SkyMaul Catalog" was, but then I searched it up
it was amazing, thank you Tupperware
also assembly isn't a religion what are you a lego set
his sexuality and gender is "yes please" and that is the most Jimmy thing to do
also speed isn't a religion either what are you sonic the hedgehog
shoutout to Call Girl, Wonder Tweek, and Mosquito they didn't have anything interesting enough for me to comment on (unlike everyone else they actually understand what a religion is)
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