Carson Shaw 0.5 seconds after seeing a 6’0 high femme redhead with abandonment issues strut her way on the baseball field
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"Just George. Farmer George. Come. Hide from the heavens with me."
"Charlotte. Why, hello."
"Hello, George."
"It is quiet here."
"George. We have succeeded. Our son, Edward, he has married, and his wife is with child."
"Edward is going to he a father?"
"Yes. Your line will live on."
"Our line."
"Our line."
"Thank you."
"Thank you."
"Fancy meeting you here. You did not go over the wall."
"No, George. I did not go over the wall."
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"Oh, my gosh, we're murder nepo babies"
-James
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"may your nightmares be spooky monster scary and not grandma died scary"
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Westerly, pelican, dreams, tornado, clifftops, andante, grief, fingerprint, susurration, sparrow, dance, Mexico, binary, binary, BINARY
Doctor Who, The Star Beast
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“Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question. The question is: Are we living a life that is worth the harm?”
Joseph Fink, The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe (Welcome to Night Vale Episodes #2)
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"Goodnight, Mr.Bridgerton."
"Do you not need a chaperone?"
"Spinsters do not need chaperones."
"You are not a spinster."
"I am in my third year on the marriage mart with no prospects to show for it. What would you call that?"
"Something wrong, Pen? Between us, I mean? I wrote to you, this summer, as I always do and...you did not respond. Admittedly, very few did, but... If you are going to make me say it out loud... I miss you."
"You miss me. You miss me, but you would never court me, is that correct?"
"Pen, I...."
"I overheard you...at my Mama's ball last season....telling everyone how you would never, ever court Penelope Featherington."
"Perhaps we should go where there's somewhere more private."
"Because I embarrass you. Of course, you would never court me. I am a laughingstock of the ton, even when I change my entire wardrobe. It just never occurred to me that you, of all people, could be so cruel."
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Why hold out? Because he's a rude, entitled cock. 50 years, it's what, a couple of hours to him? He refuses to leave without his grandson but what's grandson mean to him? Sounds like it means butler. Someone to "Help Summer with her 'Die Hard.'" Whatever that means. I'll tell you what it doesn't mean: fly fishing, a hug, a little appreciation for what is clearly a pretty decent kid. At least the 8% of him that makes up the decent half of the greatest God damn nation on the planet. We're divided because some of us don't trust the guy. What happens to that part of us when we're all back together? One Morty? Indivisible? Under a cranky old bag of dicks? A man you can lock in a box with five billion pieces of his own God damn flesh and blood for 50 God damn simulated years and never hear him say "I love you"? Sorry, pumpkin tits, that dog don't hunt.
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