AMA knives fell on me
FAQs:
Q: How did this happen?
A: Knives fell on me bcoz they were improperly stored (aka NOT MY FAULT)
Q: Did it hurt?
A: Nothing hurts at first
Q: How big was that thang?
A: Wound was 2.5" long and 1cm at its widest
Q: How did you feel?
A: The thing about having your arm slashed open by a falling knife is that everyone around you is a lot more freaked out about it than you are. You end up being the calmest person while you are actively bleeding. You eat an Oreo and drink some water then wait for your friend to come walk you to the student medical center. Several people haphazardly bandaged up your arm, and no matter how much they deny it, you're pretty sure it's gonna need stitches. You go to the student health center and explain what's going on. A nurse sees you and gets the expert on sutures to come in. He takes one look and tells you that you're going to need stitches. You feel some validation that you were right. They tell you it's been ten years since your last tetanus shot, so they're gonna have to give you one. They numb the wound and the sutures expert sews you up so neatly that another medical professional comes in to admire it. The last stitch was in an area that didn't get numbed so that one hurt. And then you got a tetanus shot. And then you go to Trader Joe's. Also the whole time you were so so scared because your shirt read "a boy without a pussy is like an angel without wings" and you really didn't want the nurses and suture guy to acknowledge it.
Q: What will you do with your newfound fame?
A: Convince more people to have a sex change.
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#you mean this one?
THE GRAY MAN (2022) / BARBIE (2023) insp.
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