#tw cannabis

[castawavy]

ending the weekend on a high (literally)

before / next

#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 gameplay #november save #s: stephen #s: june #hes soooooo cringe #tw smoking #tw cannabis #tw drug mention

[matutito]

fumar hace mal

(sketch under the cut ^_^)

hey did anyone else not know that firealpaca has gradient maps???? lifechanger

#my post #my art #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tortugas ninja #tw drugs #drug imagery #tw cannabis #tw weed #tw smoking #rasey #tmnt raph #tmnt casey jones #never smoke weed indoors btw unless you want to smell like shit

[lil-ms-dipst]

The brain lost the fight sorry guys I'm in paracelsus & aba brainrot deep.

#dipstickdraws #paracelsus #paracelsus guilty gear #guilty gear paracelsus #gg paracelsus #paracelsus gg #cannabis #tw cannabis #tw smoking #tw drugs #420 #teehee #tw weed #cw drugs #i think that should be enough tags??

[qcomicsy]

Batfam members on a scale of how able they are on rolling a blunt.

Alfred Penyworth

He was a spy. There's nothing he doesn't know how to do.

Harley 11/10

Her wife is plant based. And she probably learned on college, she's a medical major they're all either stoners or coke addicts.

She also has a power trip about rolling for hot people, it's how she flirts. Used to roll for Joker and she's is bitter about it until this day.

Tim Drake 10/10

With the amount of stress this poor soul had to endure in his 17 years of living on this godforsaken earth, there isn't NO WAY he's not a stoner. Probably Kon/Bernard/Steph was the one who taught him. I'm voting Bernard because they met eachother in highschool and 2000's bernard looks like the post card of a early 2000's stoner kid.

Dick Grayson 9/10

He's pretty. Most pretty people don't know how to roll, because there's always someone else to do it for them so he learned literally years after the first time he smoked just to prove to himself he could do it.

Steph 9/10

Knows how to do it. Doesn't smoke much or regularly. It's a thing in a life time. Used to smoke with Tim, now smokes with Cass, mostly rolls for Cass.

Kate Kane 8.

Solid 8. No I will not elaborate on that fuck you.

Jason Todd 7/10

Knows how to do it (10/10). Hate to do it. Will do it for a friend though, will also complain the whole time (will also do it wrongly on purpose to the same person stop asking him). Does not smoke. The only person who ever saw him smoke is Arsenal (when they were teenagers) and Harley (don't ask) and he like to keep it that way.

HOWEVER if the person rolling is Tim Drake, and exclusively Tim Drake he will take it from Tim's hands and roll it correctly just to be an asshole about it.

Barbara Gordon 5/10

Her father is a cop, it's not worth it the migraine. Generally smokes if there's someone else who bought and someone else to roll, she also doesn't see much the appeal and hates not be able to be able to control of her own body. Will make exceptions for the birds of pray.

Bruce Wayne 6/10

He can if he sets his mind about it but he only had smoked half of the times as Bruce Wayne™ playboy millionaire so there's always someone a simp to roll for him and the other half with Selina, Harley, Khoa and Harvey. And. every. single. one. of them rolled for him (each one for a different reason).

Cass 4/10

Would learn if she sets her mind to do it, but Steph rolls for her and she doesn't wanna lose this. So she pretends she's clueless about it.

Duke Thomas 2/10

Doesn't smoke. He's a fast learner so if he wanted to do it,he would probably would catch up quickly.

Damian Wayne 0/10

He's ten.

Probably he will eventually learn when he gets older, but not because he wants to smoke. He'll learn by himself because he's Bruce's son and Nightwing's younger brother, he wants to be prepared. Probably would roll for his friends like Jason does.

yeah I know he's not actually ten but in my mind he is fuck you

#found it on my drafts seems worth it #the source is that I made thefuck up #tw weed #tw smoking #tw cigarette #tw cannabis #jason todd #redhood #dick grayson #nightwing #redrobin #robin #tim drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #kate kane #batwoman #bruce wayne #batman #alfred penyworth #yes alfred penyworth is there too #harvey dent #two face #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #selina kyle #catwoman #batfamily #batfam

[cootcutebatkat]

More Ford Headcanons

Yeah I'm making a part two right now. Why not? These will be more adult-oriented.

Ford is not at all fond of high-pitched noises. Some he tolerates, especially if he has control over them. But most of the time, he'll react by covering his ears and grimacing.

There isn't a recreational drug out there that he has tried at least once. But his most favorites are alcohol, cannabis, hallucinogenics, and amphetamines. Oh wait, caffeine is considered a drug now? In the mainstream sense and not the medicine sense? Okay, well, that's also his favorite too.

He's only done caffeine the most since he came back into Gravity Falls through the portal. But ofc, with the help of Stan and Fiddleford, he's able to drink and ingest weed as much as he'd like! And yet. There is a limit on caffeine? The nerve!

He's only allowed the limits ever since Dipper and Mabel kindly asked him to follow the rules on his intake levels. Mabel used her darling eyes on him. Dipper used his darling eyes AND plenty of research to back up his claim. Curse his love for his grand-niblings.

Ford is, in a sense, trans-human. He's had many more modifications done to him beyond just the metal plate in his head. He heals faster, runs faster, jumps higher, and has more keen senses! Of course, a vigorous exercise routine helps too.

While Ford identifies as part of the asexual and aromantic spectrum, he's not immune to such feelings either, especially the asexual part. But he's unsure if it's the person's characteristics that are sexually appealing or if the sex alone is and they just happened to be good-looking. But romance is another story.

He has felt romantic feelings towards Bill and Jheselbraum. Fiddleford too, in retrospect. But if you ask him, a queer-platonic relationship sounds much more appealing and emotionally deeper. He has yet to deduce why.

He is polyamourous too! Somewhat. Well, it takes a lot of trust and he'd prefer to deeply know the other persons involved as well. But he isn't opposed to his partner sleeping with another being, so long as Ford is aware of their location, the exits, their current defenses, the stranger's weaknesses, their immunities and defenses and and and. Okay, he's not opposed to it due to jealousy and lack of trust. He's opposed to it because he cannot risk anything bad happen to his beloveds.

That being said... STD transmission is a thing. He might also be opposed to it due to health and hygiene purposes. Unless. He could craft a rapid-testing kit that his beloveds could take with them wherever they go if they feel the urge to sleep with another being.

If his partner(s) have a habit of sleeping with other folks though... it could cause some insecurities. Communication is an absolute must at this point. But depending on the relationship and other variables, you might not hear about said insecurities. So much for communication... (Stan is probably yelling at him for it)

Sometimes, he'll avoid communication to avoid arguments. Expect a lot of serious talks during the earlier parts of your relationship, especially if Ford feels it becoming more intimate and serious. He wants to avoid conflict as much as possible.

He loves absurd memes. The internet, while it did take a while to learn due to its rapid growth, is oddly fun and a host of many research articles! Thanks to Fiddleford, he's learned to bypass many security walls and such, so he's able to access all sorts of articles without having to subscribe or pay for them!

But also. Memes. He loves them. What, you don't think an old man from the 60s and 70s who has done many different drugs and has studied anomalies and has been to a shitty college and has traveled the multiverse would be weirded out by internet humor? My dear, he thrives in it! Hell, he's learned quickly how to make them and posts them regularly. He's pretty amused by how his followers believe that some of them are just absurd jokes and not events he's actually experienced. One day, he'll reveal the truth. But he has to figure out how.

Speaking of, he and Fiddleford has been working with the people of Gravity Falls on how to prevent another apocalypse and, with the consent of the anomalies, how to research the unique flora and fauna and strange happenings in this part of Oregon.

He, Stan, and Fiddleford now all live together in Fidds new estate! The extra rooms have been turned either into guest rooms, entertainment rooms, or academic archives. AND THERE IS STILL MORE ROOM?? Fiddleford, you've truly succeeded! Ford is not only extremely happy with his friend's fortune, but he's also grateful that he gets to share it with him.

Of course, Ford loves his alone time. All the more reason why he appreciates living in a mansion with his beloveds instead of a cramped cabin (seriously, that thing is massive! And yet, it's still too small for such a large and outgoing family). It is a bit too big, though. Hell, it's not a mansion. It's a palace! He's discussed with Fidds about it, leading to a map in every room and hall (with a little "You are here" dot in each one) and a PA system next to it. With some extra work, magic, and rummaging through the alien ship, there is now quick travel throughout the estate as well! Just... hold on to the railing while you're at it. And your stomach.

#gravity falls #mine #post #ford pines #headcanons #tw drugs #tw alcohol #tw cannabis

[angie-j-kay]

Happy STS!

Which on of your OCs do you most relate to and which one do you wish you could emulate more?

Dude, thanks for the ask! I probably most relate to poor Doctor Pertwee. Like him, I've already had most of the "adventures" that any one person could ever need or want, and I'm trying to settle down into something quiet and relaxed. And when a younger person in my sphere starts having adventures that they're not ready for, it's now my job to try to help them survive that. As for which one I'd like to emulate more? Billy. Billy Jameson, who minds his own business on a farm so far out in the backwoods that if you don't know where he already is, you'll NEVER find him. He grows his veggies, pets his livestock and his dog, and smokes his weed. That's a life I'd like, you know?

#tw cannabis #writeblr #what you cast out #artblr #writers of tumblr #memes #romance #fantasy #horror #midwestern gothic #storyteller saturday #sts asks

[everwizard]

Wish I could smoke weed with Gillion Tidestrider

#gillion tidestrider #jrwi #tw weed #tw cannabis

[existennialmemes]

#shitpost #shitposting #spoonie memes #memes #weed memes #weed #cannabis #neurodivergent #neurodivergent memes #tw weed #tw cannabis #this is me

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Hey clive, can you 'ask the director' about the policy of smoking weed/eating edibles?

Now mind you, it's not gonna be at the school. I'm not like that, it's gonna be in my house, which is just outside Mesagoza.

I've been having issues with eating, and my body has been a bit sore as of recently. I did a bit of research, and I saw that it can help with that.

I'm just asking if the possession of any cbd products will get you expelled, even if it's in your one home (not doorms, HOME. I feel like I need to clarify that)

(@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo )

Zakuyamo, I'm gonna "level" with you.

...As long as nobody's smoking up the dorms/school and making a difficult living environment, as long as you're of age, and as long as your progress in classes isn't inhibited by it (which is honestly more of a you-and-your-teachers deal), we're "chill". And those all seem to "check out".

If that helps you medically, "more power to you".

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #ask clive #tw weed #tw cannabis #tw marijuana #//tags to be safe? not sure which one people use more tbh

[castawavy]

geeta offered to fix their toilet, but she couldnt resist sneaking in a flirty flirt in front of june so now stephens in hot water 💀💀💀

before / next

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #november save #s: geeta #s: stephen #s: june #tw smoking #tw cannabis #GEETA U DEVIOUS GILF

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

Okay I'm back from my impromptu trip to the crater, and a buddy followed me back home

[Image of a really smol Flutter Mane]

I did not steal it, but it followed me. I tried taking it back, but I'm not going back into the crater anytime soon.

But yeah

Not doing edibles again

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #irl pkmn #teamfrustrationbosszakuyamo #pokemon #team frustration #team frustration zakuyamo #rotomblr #pokeblr #tw weed #tw cannabis #tw marijuana

[whydoifeelthisquiet]

the Bejeweled music video is absolutely what the aftermath of a blunt rotation in the T Party tent would look like

#abby doesnt shut up #AND I WANNA BE A PART OF IT #I DON’T SMOKE BUT I AM ABSOLUTELY RIGHT #taylor swift #I do use cannabis medically so I know a thing or two this POST HAS ETHOS #tw cannabis #<< ? lol

[nororoku]

Help, I hate drawing hands, so only one remained normal

#tw cringe #shitpost #tw cannabis #ranfren #art

[slim-jims-in-this-shit-hole]

❆ welcome to the twenty-five days of kinkmas: gallavich edition! ❆

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day one: floating by anomalously

↳ rated E / one-shot / 2.4k / sex while high

Then Ian is pulling Mickey up, shifting and moving them and Mickey is floating floating floating, (wondering how the fuck Ian is so focused right now, how he always has so much energy when he’s high). And he feels so full with Ian still buried deep inside him, he’s basically sitting in Ian’s lap, they’re face to face, Ian kneeling. And Mickey feels himself start to float back down, feels his high start to dissipate just in time for Ian to grab onto his ass and start moving under him while he lifts Mickey up and down on his cock.

And holy fuck, Mickey wraps his arms around Ian’s shoulders, one hand fisted in Ian’s hair; he buries his face in the crook of Ian’s neck, inhaling his scent. He holds on for dear fucking life as Ian plows up into him, bouncing him around like a fucking rag-doll. And Mickey, Mickey does not care at all, it feels too fucking good to care about how absolutely ridiculous he probably looks right now.

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don't forget to leave kudos & comments when you read! xx

#november was a cute break from the spice but it can't last forever right? #recs & excerpts coming atcha every day this month! #if you have recs you'd like to see in the spotlight feel free to submit them in my ask box! #shameless #shameless fic rec #shameless fanfiction #anomalously #one shot #under 5k #tw cannabis #ian x mickey #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #twenty-five days of kinkmas

[belle-of-a-time]

Apparently when I’m high my autism powers activate and I build fancy mansions in the sims. I just spent the last 5 hours building Wayne Manor and I’m not even remotely done. This isn’t even the first time this has happened. It’s not even the second because the first time my game crashed and I lost my build. I have built three different fancy mansions in the sims whilst high.

#tw cannabis #actually adhd #asd #the sims 4 #I think it would be funny if Alfred owned the manor as a rental and everyone else had to Pay him to live there #Batman #wayne manor #the other one I built was Vlads mansion from Danny phantom #the first one was just a regular fancy house but it got eaten

[avrilfactionalphajunkbotz]

A SILLY BUT AGE OLD QUESTION!

No pressure but would appreciate any reblogs to help get a bigger sample size!!! /nf

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