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pebble-brain · 2 hours ago
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do u know when that one artist posts and ur like "OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!" and then iz not even a fandom ur in and iz just. "THOSE R SUCH PRETTY PEOPLE!!!!!! DOING THINGS!!! THEY ARE FRIENDS W OTHER PEOPLE!!!!! YOU ARE DRAWING THEM!! IT LOOKS GOOD!!!!! THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE ART-ED ARE AWESOME!!!!"
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loudly--unladylike · 13 hours ago
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Tubbo out of literally nowhere: OH MY GOD DO YOU THINK YOU'VE EVER BROUGHT MILK FROM THE SAME COW
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ms-heartbreak-queen · 2 days ago
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"shimmers and idiocy"
james potter x reader
tw: cursing, caps, yelling
summary: james and you attempt to pull a glittery prank on the slytherins
a/n: im sorry i haven't posted in a bit, i'v been having some mental health issues but im better and back with glitter :)
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glitter never goes away, that is just a well-known fact and un-luckily for the slytherins, the marauders knew that fact quite well. for that reason, james and yourself had been tasked with carrying out what had been called "the sparkling prank". a perfect combination of witts and astounding courage that others would call idiocy, you and james were the perfect couple for the task at hand.
remus had thought of the brilliant plan (of course) and he had been very indenting that you were careful and you promised you would be (or at least try the tiniest bit).
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curfew had passed and the halls in the castle were deathly quiet with nothing other than the whispers of the ghosts and portraits to be heard.
“have you ever thought about all the things these portraits must hear?” james suddenly whispered, startling you.
“quiet james! we are going to get caught!”
“oh come on angel, this is a prank! it’s supposed to be fun!”
“and it will be unless we get caught before we place the glitter bombs”
you threw a stern stare at james and he meekly smiled at you and mouthed sorry in his attempts to redeem himself which only made you roll your eyes.
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after what seemed like ages you finally made it to the slytherin common room and your glittery mischief. hold finally begin.
“okay, james you place the ones on the staircase and i’ll place the ones that go in the common room”
james gave you a stern nod and left, leaving you alone to work.
you were almost finished with the glitter bombs when suddenly you heard a loud sound, like an explosion, followed by a panicked james running down the staircase and scream whispering “run!”. and in that moment you knew you were fucked.
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“what the bloody fuck happened james?!” you said in between pants as you ran away from the slytherin common room.
“it was a bloody first year! he woke up for some god forsaken reason and exploded one of the bombs while -”
james stopped running and crouched down to try to catch his breath.
“can we stop just for a second?” he said still panting.
“james we are going to get caught!” you scream whispered at him.
“we won’t, we’re fine and they won’t even know it’s us!”
“says the glitter-covered idiot”
james looked down to find that he was in fact covered in glitter.
“huh, we’ll i do look quite pretty, i think it brings out my eyes” he said while batting his eyes at you.
“you are lucky you are pretty otherwise i would have killed you by now”
“you know you love me” james said while giving you his best puppy eyes .
you groaned leaning down to meet his face and giving him a soft peck on the lips.
“that i do”
“Y/LN! POTTER!” you suddenly heard someone scream
“oh fuck, it’s minnie”
your turned around to find a flabbergasted minnie looking at you with a tired look on her face.
“oh minnie! what a coincidence you are here! how are you on this fine night?” james begun with his usual charisma.
“may i say you look lovely tonight?” you said while putting on your very best innocent smile.
“do either of you care to explain the glittery disaster we have going on?” the witch questioned
"now minnie” you said before james could even think of speaking “it was all his fault. i mean come on, does this seem like something that your favorite student would ever do?"
james gasped as if offended “what??? minnie, it was clearly her fault i am far too dumb to pull and plan such an amazing prank all by myself”
you looked at him in shock "james did you just insult yourself?”
“i complimented you?” james said trying to defend himself.
mcgonagall looked at both of you with utter disappointment.
“both of you go back to the gryffindor common room. i expect to see you both at detention tomorrow and until the glitter completely vanishes.”
and with that she left, leaving a slightly disappointed you and a glittery and slightly confused james right in time for remus and sirius (who were looking for you by now) to find you and take the perfect picture of two idiots in glitter.
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that night became another of many pictures in a scrapbook of half-assed pranks and idiocy that were what made your lives just oh so much more special and filled them with gleam.
taglist:
@just-a-smol-spoon, @queen-asteria04, @mrsmadelinepevensie, @ughgclden
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cirishere · 2 days ago
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HEX HEX HEX!!!
WE'RE BOTH INFP!
:O yooo that’s so cool!! INFP buds
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jukti-torko-golpo · 2 days ago
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Ok I saw this post on Insta....
AND FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME.....
KOLABOU IS NOT GANESH'S WIFE. SHE IS A REPRESENTATION OF DURGA HERSELF.
I'll burst an artery dammit.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 days ago
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Akutagawa: KILL ME!
Tachihara: Do you want a hug or something?
Akutagawa: Fuck you!
Akutagawa, quietly: Yes, I do.
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This is what worries me when Ly releases the chapter with this scene
PAINN OMG LOOK AT HER SMILING EVWN THOUGH SHE KNEW SHE WAS FYING
THE PAIN ON SAE BYEOKS FACEEEEEE AHSHSHSBS
Nooooooo
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thatqueerchoirkid · a day ago
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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a-moth-called-mof · a day ago
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WHY DOES MICHAEL KEEP APOLOGIZING. HE DID REALLY GOOD ISTG
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kazoosandfannypacks · 13 hours ago
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My sister, who watches shows for the plot: Ugh, that episode was awful!
Me, externally: Yeah
Me, when I'm back by myself: DID YOU SEE THAT? MY FAVORITE CHARACTER WAS HAPPY! HE HASN'T BEEN HAPPY IN YEARS LOOK AT THAT AND NOW HE'S HAPPY GOSH THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE.
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gendistic42 · 2 days ago
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Newsies as my personal favorite vines
Due to the fact that I a) recently watched a lot of newsies as vines on youtube b) saves a lot of my fav vines c) wants to make one of those newsies as vines but cannot edit videos for dear life, I will make this tumblr shitpost. Pretty long cause I like a lot of vines hehe. Might make a part two idk.
Crutchie, enjoying the view from the rooftop : on top of the city :D 
Jack, randomly coming in sight sitting on a swing : I’m livin’ life. Y’all punk mother fuckers just hatin’ 
Crutchie : okay.... ://
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Albert : It’s a gift to have good hair like me. People want these gorgeous locks. I’m the coolest kid on the block!
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Davey, gently : Elmer, did you eat my tater tots? El-
Elmer : *nonchalantly spits out dozens of tater tots on the floor*
Davey : Oh. Keep em’
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Sarah, talking to the loud people in the room, mad af : SHUT UP I’M ON THE PHONE!
Sarah, returning to the phone call, a genuine smile on her face : Hi, Albert! How’s the baby?
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Spot : maybe I wanna come to school looking like i killed three people. and two mammals. let. me. live-AHH 
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*spot and hotshot out hiking* 
Spot : what’re we doing out here again? 
Hotshot : we’re looking for a wild fetty wap 
Spot : what’s a wild fetty- 
*SQUACCKK* 
*spot and hotshot runs away in fear* 
Hotshot : OH SHIT!!
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Albert, speaking to a microphone : Will the owner of the lime green honda please come to the front desk
Some dude, walks up the the front desk : Are my lights on?
Albert : No, I just wanted to see what you look like dude. Your car is fucking ugLY—
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Romeo : Hey, Katherine. Wanna go to the dance with me?
Katherine : I’ve said no five times! Get a clue!
Romeo, holding up Clue the board game : Hey, Katherine—
Katherine: Goddammit—
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Jack : Spot is so annoying
Spot, randomly appearing at a window behind Jack : I heard you were talking shit about me?
Jack : *high pitch* WHAT THE FUCK—
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Romeo, strumming a guitar horribly wrong, flirting badly: I love you, bitch!
Specs : *obviously flattered* oh my god... 
Romeo, strumming the guitar again : I ain’t never gonna stop loving you. Bitch!
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Mike and Ike : *Furiously fighting in the kitchen*
Sarah, approaching the kitchen : Can I get a waffle?
Mike and Ike : *Still fighting*
Sarah : Can I please get a waffle?
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Katherine : If you’re ever feeling down, remember tomorrow is another day. And it will probably be just as bad if not worse *smiles with upbeat music playing in the background*
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Hannah : Hi, I’m Hannah. And I’ll be your freestyle dance teacher *funky moves*
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Romeo : If anybody is trying to put you down for what you like, it doesn’t matter
Romeo, revealing himself in a sonic costume : AS LONG AS IT’s sonic is one of the things that you like!
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Race : I smoked so many cigarettes while I was pregnant. My son is a cat, and he doesn’t love me—
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Finch, with his guitar : This next song is called ‘the only certainty in life is death’ *Excitedly plays an upbeat tune on the guitar with a smile*
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Snyder : Race! Another peep outta you and you’re outta this class!
Race : Okay, fine
Snyder : Okay, the way to find—
Race : *Throws up a duck plushy*
Snyder : RACETRACK—
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Katherine : Umm... I just had a random burst of energy and I think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shuts down
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Finch : Mush, this is a crime scene!
Mush, closing fridge after grabbing three tubs of ice cream : What? Is this the murder weapon? GET OFF MY DICK!!
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Elmer, reading allowed wooden letters already arranged on the shelf : Brooks
Elmer : *Re-arranges the letters*
Elmer : Boo
Elmer : *Runs away in fear*
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Davey : Jack has 22 bottles of dish soap. And he gives Elmer—
Katherine : wait why does Jack has so many bottles of dish soap?
Jack : *looking up from playing with his 22 bottles of diah soap* Mind your business katherine!
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Crutchie : People say I can’t do what I love without college. I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger. *slips a clothhing hanger in his shirt and hangs on the nearest doorknob*
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Blink : There’s this thing called breath distance. *breathes loudly* If I can feel that on my face, BACK UP—
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one day I'm going to set up the queue and then it's over for you all. regular and frequent posts? i will be UNSTOPPABLE /lh
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familialfoqoutes · a day ago
Guardian! F/O: [S/I], Uh... I'm not really sure how to tell you this... Without both confusing you and breaking your disturbingly fragile heart.
S/I: I AM AN EMOTIONAL TIME BOMB!
Guardian! F/O, pinching nose bridge: Jesus Christ...
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pronoun fluid culture is seeing someone use Pronouns you hadn't heard before and your brain goes "ooooo new pronouns New Pronouns NEW PRONOUNS THEY SOUND SO GOOD USE THEM"
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altarmisu · 2 days ago
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TOMMY RUNS BY DOUBLE TAPPING W????? HE TOLD CORPSE TO DO THAY TO RUN?????? DOES HE NOT JUSY HOLD DOWN CONTROL 😭
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mcytblr-limbo · 2 days ago
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can you send @fishfucker6969 to final limbo and if possible a red text saying "I FUCK FISH"? :))
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@fishfucker6969 has been sent to final limbo!
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 days ago
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Poe: *nervously helping Ranpo at a crime scene*
Ranpo: *gets told off by the police*
Poe: EXCUSE ME, SIR, HE’S WORKING!
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renifall · a day ago
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LIZZIE AND SCOTT DID A SONG????? HOW DID THIS FLY UNDER MY RADAR THE FUCK
OH MY GOD THE LAST PART WHERE THEIR SINGING AND HARMONIZING TOGETHER WHOLH SHIT THAT WAS SO GOOD
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thatqueerchoirkid · 20 hours ago
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GUYS CAN I TALK ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY OR DO YOU GUYS NOT CARE/ASLEEP LOL
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just-a-smol-spoon · 2 days ago
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IM DYING
Y’all actually thought I would leave
Dummies
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