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suyacho · 2 years

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COMFORTING YOU AFTER BEING CATCALLED.

PT. 1 (tokyorev)

i just want my favs their comfort:)

WARNINGS: obviously catcalling - cursing - comfort - violence - mentions of killing kinda? (very angry boyfriends) - headcanons - nicknames (baby for semi, love for aizawa)

ORDER: tamaki - aizawa - shigaraki - daichi - semi

— tamaki amajiki.

“you got catcalled?” tamaki questioned, repeating your words to make sure he heard it right. “mhm, on my way home.” you mumbled quietly, your face clearly showing how upset you were. “i’m sorry that i wasn’t there.” he apologized, gently pulling you into a hug.

tamaki frowned, feeling something he had never felt before as he tightened his grip around you. he was angry, tamaki had never felt this pissed before, not even when villains constantly insulted him. he just felt a different kind of anger knowing they bothered you, something that’s most dear to him.

all he wanted to do was just go out and tell these people off. even though he knew he can’t as a pro hero nor did he want to leave you alone when you needed him right here, that would only make him feel guilty.

“thank you tama.” you told him quietly, resting your head against his chest tiredly and feeling safe in his arms. it wasn’t the first time something like this happened but knowing you had tamaki there with you for comfort was more than enough.

— shouta aizawa.

“sho i’m so fucking tired of this, i was scared.” you sighed, laying down on his lap and getting comfortable as you looked up at him. “i know love, i’m sorry.” he apologized, knowing how upsetting it was for you.

“they’re gone now, you’re safe with me.” he reassured you, gently starting to play with your hair, knowing it was one of your many weaknesses. a small smile grew on your face as you closed your eyes, relaxing yourself.

“it’s not even a fucking compliment either.” you continued ranting, knowing that he’d listen, even if you were to rant for hours. “they’re just pieces of shit love.” aizawa answered, gently massaging your scalp.

“mhm, i’m glad i have someone who treats me right.” you told him, looking up at your lover, already starting to forget about the earlier event. “next time i’ll protect you, i promise.” he smiled down at you, looking at you with all the admiration in the world.

— shigaraki tomura.

it was quiet as you rested your head against shigaraki’s shoulder, your pinkies intertwined while neither of you spoke. you both didn’t really know what to say to begin with. it made you wonder if telling shigaraki was the right thing to do but even if you didn’t, he would notice that something was off.

the only problem was that he didn't know what to do or how to comfort you. he never had comfort when growing up so what was he supposed to do? “sorry i-“ he started, only being cut off by your words. “don’t apologize, i’m fine tomu.” you reassured him, knowing that he blamed himself for not being there when it happened.

“i’m glad.” he whispered quietly, taking a moment to think and getting up after. “i’ll be back, okay? just stay here.” shigaraki told you, giving you a small smile and you nodded. “i’ll be here waiting for you.” you told him and he nodded, making his way out of the door.

shigaraki was pissed, pissed because they dared to badmouth you. that’s exactly why he went out to go after those people. you knew there was no way of stopping him, it was his way of comforting you.

— daichi sawamura.

you didn’t even have to say a word as you walked into your shared apartment for daichi to notice something was off. he knew you better than anyone and immediately noticed it.

“welcome home.” daichi smiled from the couch, not bringing up the topic right away because the last thing he would do is push you to speak. “thanks.” you sighed, plopping down next to him on the couch and resting your head against him.

a silence fell but it wasn’t a bad one. “you know i’m here for you right?” daichi told you in a caring tone, gently grabbing your hand and intertwining your fingers. “and i’m not going anywhere either.” he continued, smiling when you gave his hand a gentle squeeze.

“thank you.” you smiled weakly, closing your eyes and being glad you had someone like him. maybe daichi didn’t realize it, but those small moments meant the world to you. “also— take all the time you need alright? you don't have to tell me.” daichi reminded you, kissing your hand and letting you rest there.

— semi eita.

semi paused for a second, taking his time to take in what you just had told him. if there was something semi hated, it was catcalling. he had heard some bad stories here & there and genuinely was worried for you. he hated the fact that it happened to you even more, especially when he wasn’t there.

“shit baby, i’m so sorry that i wasn’t there.” semi apologized, gently pulling you in a hug. “are you okay?” he asked in a caring tone, looking at you and slowly rubbing your back. he would give you all the time you needed to talk about it, the last thing he wanted was to pressure you into talking about it.

“i don’t know, ‘m just tired semi.” you answered after a while, resting your head against his chest. “i get it, it’s okay, just let it all out.” he reassured you, being very understanding of the situation and giving you an apologetic look.

“can we just stay like this and drop the topic?” you asked softly, being done with it since it wasn’t the first time it had happened. “of course, i’m sorry.” semi answered softly, dropping the topic and pressing a soft kiss against your forehead.

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0kool-aid-man0 · 2 years

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when you’re setting down a rock and u get catcalled by some guy in a truck ✌️✌️✌️✌️

#tw cat calling #tw catcalling

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ploofyfun · 2 years

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i am feeling SO many things rn so let me make a list

1) i think i got catcalled for the first time on the way home from school? like i was walking and these two middle school guys “sheeee”d at me and biked away and when i tell you i almost started laughing lmao

2) did i mention that my mom now thinks im bi? bc that’s also funny as shit

3) dear LORD am i obsessed with reputation rn. especially gorgeous and so it goes and getaway car and king of my heart and dress

4) an author responded to my comment on ao3 and damn that made me feel soo good and honored but then they didn’t update dsfbcksbusfyvhg like babe please i love you please give me more i’m a greedy little goblin

5) when i tell you i love my friends i mean i *love* them. one brought me a gluten free scone since she wanted my opinion on it and talked about going to get high tea for her birthday and another i ranted abt fanfics and taylor with and another i was on the phone for literally an hour with yesterday talking abt stranger things and people we know and just hfruhyew. i just. love them. sm.

6) has anyone read lore olympus? bc its fantastic wonderful amazing delightful and i think it it deserves more content for me to consume

7) yeah i think that’s it actually

#ploofy rambles #tw cat calling #reputation #taylor swift #ugh sorry but my friends are gerat #great #hot girls can't spell remember

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sweeneydino · 3 months

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There's no way he only called them Posers. He was on a 4kids censorship, I swear.

I might have been binging the show recently...

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smallestgalaxylemon · 9 months

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MILGRAM • Cat

#... I can see why it's called cat now-#I really liked the mv with it's parts that included the stylisationit was fun to see #also the magician themes throughout the whole thing was really interesting...#overall I love this song and mv much more than Kazui's first trail one-#milgram #milgram project #kazui mukuhara #milgram cat #milgram gifs #kazui mukuhara gifs #tw dead animal

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karniss-bg3 · 6 months

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For your consideration. Kar'niss, but with one of these color schemes.

The thought of fluffy Kar'niss does make me giddy regardless of hue.

#baldur's gate 3 #kar'niss #drider #bg3 #karniss #baldurs gate 3 #tw: spiders #spider colors #I don't always post spiders #but when I do they're cute af #if I didn't think my cat would eat it I'd get a jumping spider #I call the last spider “Regal and ready to mingle”

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bonefall · 24 days

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I personally like Thunder's prosthetic. Explained it to my friend (who does use a mobility device, a cane and wheelchair, and listens to me rant and infodump about BB) and they agreed, it's important to know that not every person needs what someone wants to give them. It's another example of "bad ableist person does a thing that hurts a disabled person because they are bad and ableist".

Clear Sky got Jagged Peak killed and would have killed Sunlit Frost! He would absolutely force his disabled son to be "normal" and present it like a privilege. "I wouldn't do this for anyone else, it's special, why don't you want to be helped?"

Thunder Storm should toss it in Clear Sky's face. (I would say toss it into the river but we do not pollute waterways in this house)

Thank you for telling me this, and tell your friend I'm thanking them too! If they have anything else to add please forward what they have to say

Since BB!DOTC tackles some of the heaviest topics in the entire series because its canon equivalent is so dark, I think very carefully about what I do here and how I show it. I take feedback on its sensitive aspects very seriously. If I'm understanding the criticism properly, it's that I should avoid stigmatizing prosthetics by making sure Thunder Storm's not the only one with it-- which he's not! And I'll add even more.

I don't want to avoid something only because it's uncomfortable if the topic is important, and my portrayal is respectful. Ableism IS uncomfortable! There are some situations where a prosthetic is not wanted! I think the rejection of this particular one is both a good opportunity to show a type of ableism and ALSO is very fitting for the characters.

In BB!Clear Sky's mind, the villain, he's fixing an old mistake. He can't admit that he got Jagged Peak killed or take REAL accountability for it (though he will, occasionally, apologize insincerely), but deep in his bones, he knows what he did was cruel. He'll never tell anyone this because he doesn't really cognate it himself, but Thunder Storm NEEDS to take his gift.

If Thunder doesn't take it, it blows a hole in his newest story. You see, throwing Jagged Peak out was All That Could Have Been Done back then. It was a Tragedy and he simply Made A Hard Choice. He regrets it very much, But You Have To Understand.

But now? Now? Well, behold. Look at what he's accomplished since the tragic death of his little brother. His cats are well-fed, cared for, and stable enough to make such incredible advancements. If only Jagged Peak had been able to hold on longer, if only he could be here now, I could fix him.

Just like I can (MAKE YOU JUST LIKE ME) fix you.

"Everything I've ever done is for Jagged Peak. For Fluttering Wing. For you." Thunder Sky is SPECIAL, but if he rejects any gift, tries to turn down the "privileges" offered to him, in an instant that becomes ungratefulness and arrogance. He both forces him to be special, and then leverages it against him if it's rejected. "Spoiled brat, doesn't appreciate what I've worked so hard to give him."

It all goes back to him and his own guilt. He can NEVER be wrong. He can't accept his family doesn't have to be "normal" or reflect his own ability. He won't see himself as a bully, let alone a murderer. It was never about his son's comfort or finding out what Thunder Storm wants or needs, it was about his own ego.

...All that said I'm still taking feedback if there's anything else I should keep in mind, or if anyone has a counter point, especially if you also have experience here.

(In the interest of having a link trail for posterity, here's the critique/call for feedback this is in response to)

#ALSO also I will take suggestions on other characters who should have prosthetics #Sunlit makes sense and it will make a really nice character moment later for him to have one built #There's also an amputee in RiverClan few people talk about called Stonestream #I can give him one and bump him up into a bigger character. In BB he is the sibling of Willowshine #BB!DOTC #better bones au #Also just as a side note... I love writing BB!Skystar. My ire for the character comes from his redemption arc so I feel like I get to--#--write the character I WANTED to see #Same with Bramble in other BB arcs #cw ableism #tw ableism #ableism #They're fascinating in that they always have to see themselves as the victim or the hero #They believe every lie they tell.#If you ever catch them in a contradiction they will still try to find some way to turn it on you and YOUR lack of understanding.#Interestingly both of them are ableist. Sky's is just more obvious because he's LOUDLY bigoted.#But BB!Bramble is *notably* less close to Jay for a very sad and very subtle reason.#Jay just doesn't serve his ego like the others do until much later in his life.#unfortunately most bigotry is like that.#the type you have a hard time calling out because it's a deniable bias. the constant gaslighting of being part of a marginalized group #Maybe I need to address the criticism by adding a character with a prosthetic to THIS arc even earlier #Problem is that like... Thunder's small merc group is already full of disabled characters and their THING is forming in response to ableism #OH maybe I'll put someone in the Forest Cat group which is lead by Slash?#I need to finish that last book and then gather up all the cats for sorting into allegiances

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aghostnamedcalamity · 1 month

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LackaDayZ WIP

I posted the top part a while ago but never provided the context. Basically an elaborate meme I never got around to finishing. Mordecai would definitely be the last survivor in a zombie apocalypse. Honestly though, I don’t think I’ll finish it. I got bored 😬 figured maybe someone would find it a bit entertaining, despite the horrible rendering.

Enjoy drunk college girl and sausage link boy zombies.

Edit: had to change the title because @rudnitskaia created too good of a pun.

#lackadaisy #tracy butler #lackadaisy cats #lackadaisy fanart #boozecats #lackadaisy mordecai #mordecai lackadaisy #mordecai heller #lackadaisy zombie au #Tw fire #tw gun #tw zombies #tw apocalypse #is it still called a WIP if you don’t plan on finishing it #My Art #Mordecai

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suyacho · 2 years

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❥ SAFE IN MY ARMS

walking on the street alone as a woman, made you experience a lot of discomfort. but you were good at hiding it from your lover, it’s just that you didn’t want him to be worried.

selfship collab

WARNINGS: fem!reader - selfship fic but in x reader format, be nice - mostly based off own experience - catcalling & being called names - anxiety, frustrated reader and breakdowns, everything is just too much - cursing - hurt/comfort - sweet bf kaku - fluff - 1,6k words

note: this is my first kakucho piece ever & my first (actually second but the other isn’t published) selfship fic ever🥹🫶 i hope i did my man justice🥹🥹 & a big thank you to @muchoccino for beta reading this🥺

“Whore.” “Nice tits.” “Slut.” “Mommy.” “Yo woman.” “Sexy.” Countless other words, whistles and unwanted hand grabbings, being stared at and being followed at times.

Sadly, you've experienced them all.

It was upsetting, so fucked up that you were used to being catcalled when you were alone on the street. Whether you were in the most hideous outfit or completely worn out and on your way back home from work, it still happened and it was exhausting.

But what could you do when you were alone? You never knew what could happen if you didn’t ignore them, being scared was an understatement. Countless stories were talked about and it made your anxiety worse, it made you be on guard every single time.

That’s why everywhere you went alone, you had something for self defense with you, just in case. Your phone in your hand at all times, a mass emergency message you could send to several people at once, a self defense keychain hanging with your set of keys and your location was always on.

The only problem was that Kakucho didn’t know, you never dared to tell him. Not wanting him to worry, especially knowing how busy he was with work and the importance of his missions. You didn’t want him to be distracted because some guys were absolute pieces of shit.

You never got catcalled when you were with Kakucho, so there was no way of him knowing to begin with. Guilt always washed over you when thinking about it, this was the one and only thing you were keeping from him but it’s what you thought was the best.

“Hey.” someone called out, getting you out of your thoughts as you turned to face them. “Looking good babe.” he smirked, checking you out as you continued walking, paying him no mind.

Of course it happened again, it always had the worst timing. Today was specifically hard, you were late for work, you accidentally had overslept and missed your train, a great start. Yet that wasn’t all, Kakucho had been gone for the past days, you missed him more than anything. On top of that your boss also seemed to have woken up the wrong way in the morning, taking it all out of you and making you overwork, another thing you could just use in the moment. (not)

So when you finally walked into your neighborhood, relief washed over you. Quickly you unlocked your door, sighing as you walked in, slamming the door behind you and dropping your bag on the floor, catching Kakucho’s attention.

“Fuck, I’m exhausted.” you groaned, sliding down to the floor, back resting against the front door as you felt tears prick in your eyes.

Couldn’t today just have been a little nicer?

“I just wish you were here.” you whispered, voice slightly shaken as you hid your face in your knees, not acknowledging the fact that you had company. Tears streamed down your face, quiet sniffles turning into sobs, you were just so done with everything.

You couldn’t help yourself from having a breakdown.

“Darling?” Kakucho asked, concerned as he walked into the hall of your shared home. You jumped at his voice, looking up at him with your tear stained face. “Oh fuck.” you mentally cursed at yourself, wiping your tears away as they just kept coming. Kakucho usually didn’t come home this early, why did he today?

“Are you okay? What happened?” he questioned, worry lingering in his tone as he sat down next to you, knowing he was right at trusting his gut. When you came home later than usual, Kakucho just felt like something was off and oh man, he was right.

“ ‘m just tired Kaku.” you mumbled, avoiding his eyes as you spoke, you never meant for him to see you like this. “Hard day at work?” he asked and you nodded, tears still streaming down your face as you rested your head against his shoulder.

Kakucho knew there was more, he noticed from the way you were acting but he would never push you to talk. He knew you’d tell him eventually whenever you were ready.

“And I just—“ you sighed, trying to decide if you should just tell him the truth. There was no use in hiding it, was there? “Yes? Go on.” Kakucho smiled sweetly, grabbing your hand and intertwining your fingers as a way of comfort and to show you that he was listening.

You squeezed his hand slightly, taking a deep breath and rethinking everything before the words left your mouth. It wasn’t something bad, you just didn’t want him to be worried every time he was gone.

“Fuck okay—“ you started, telling everything one by one, not leaving a single detail out and Kakucho listened the whole time. Not saying much as he let you have the word, gently rubbing his thumb over your hand. Giving sweet kisses and wiping your tears away as you spoke, never rushing you with anything.

“And I’m sorry for hiding it from you for so long, I just didn’t want to worry you Kaku.” you confessed lastly, sniffling a bit and wiping your tears away with your sleeves, looking him in his eyes. A feeling of relief washing over after telling him everything.

“Don’t apologize darling, it’s okay.” Kakucho assured you, smiling as you took place on his lap, getting comfortable after. “But I kept it from you for so long–” you mumbled, nuzzling your face into his neck, relaxing at the familiar smell and feeling of his strong arms wrapping around you. “And I can’t be mad at you for doing so, I get it.” Kakucho told you, gently rubbing your back and placing a kiss on top of your head.

Maybe it was for the better that you hadn’t told him before, because the thought of guys bothering you when he wasn’t around set off an unknown rage inside of him, one he didn’t know he had. Who knows what he would’ve done if you told him at the start of your relationship, when he didn’t hesitate to use his power to his or your advantage.

Kakucho wasn’t too fond of physical touch, not until he met you. As your relationship became deeper and more serious, he got used to it, in fact he found himself enjoying it, yearning for it even when you weren’t around. It was his comfort now, much like how he was yours.

“You’re safe now, safe in my arms.” Kakucho whispered into your ear, gently playing with your hair and continuing telling you sweet nothings until you finally looked at him again, fully calmed down this time.

“Thank you Kaku, I don’t know what else to say–” you laughed nervously, not being the best with words, feeling embarrassed to show this side of you once again. It was like the time you confessed to him, struggling to find the right words but in all honesty, Kakucho found that cute, it was one of the many things he liked about you.

“You don’t have to say anything darling.” Kakucho told you, stroking a hair out of your face and placing his hand on your cheek, rubbing it with his thumb gently. You felt your heartbeat pick up, smiling up at your lover, placing your hands on his chest, your eyes moving from his to his lips.

“Maybe I won’t then.” you teased cheekily, pulling him closer to you, as close as you could. Kakuchho breathed out, one hand on your cheek while the other rested on your sides, his eyes being glued on your lips.

“Can I kiss you?” he asked softly, leaning in to the point where you could feel his breath on your lips, not noticing his flushed cheeks. You didn’t give him an answer with words, in return, you gently pressed your lips against his.

It wasn’t a needy kiss, it was a slow and passionate one instead. The two of you holding onto each other gently, deepening the kiss and having one another as close as possible.

It brought back memories, memories from your first kiss together. Kakucho was a gentle man, he had taken his time with you and made sure it would be memorable. That’s why he waited months into speaking to one another seriously and kissed you on a sweetly romantic date, an unforgettable one.

“I’ll take that as a yes.” Kakucho laughed, forehead resting against yours after you pulled back, a smile creeping on your face. “Take that however you’d like.” you smiled, still holding onto his shirt, resting your head on his shoulder once again.

“I-I love you Kakucho.” you managed to get out, just above a breath, slightly hesitating on your words. Words that held such strong meaning, once that had never been said before.

Was it okay to say these words? Did you say the wrong thing? Ruin the moment? Did he even want to hear it? You weren’t sure of anything anymore, especially after you felt Kakucho freeze in his movements after hearing those words.

The truth was, Kakucho wished to hear those words, he was just taken aback, in shock to hear those words from you. He never expected it, much like how he didn’t expect for someone like you to fall for him but here he was, hearing those 3 words for the one most precious to him.

“ ‘m sorry.” you mumbled in embarrassment after not hearing an answer from Kakucho, slightly moving off his lap, snapping him back from his thoughts.

“No no— sorry I just, I was shocked.” Kakucho spoke again, gently grabbing your sides to stop you from leaving. It just felt unreal, he needed a moment to register it.

“I love you too, I really do.” he mumbled quietly, a faint blush covering his cheeks. Maybe it was okay for him to experience love? To no longer be standing alone? And maybe have a family of his own again, together with you?

Maybe love meant sitting in the hallway of your home with your significant other, comforting one another. So if that was the case, neither of you would trade it for anything else in the world, wanting to experience this love forever.

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total-drama-brainrot · 2 months

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Total Drama AU/Headcanon: Where everything is the same, except Noah is just as crazy/insane as Izzy and Eva, but he's much better at hiding it (with a sarcastic calm personality) ... Only Izzy, Eva and Owen know his true unhinged colors (and that's why they get along with him so well) .../// Duncan briefly saw it during the Total Drama Island Special Finale, when Duncan grabbed Noah's leg, but Noah escaped, and we didn't see HOW Noah escaped... In this AU, Noah bit Duncan's hand then gave Duncan a silent psychotic grin, which shocked Duncan and gave Noah time to escape (Noah basically pretending the bite and grin never happened) ... In TDWT, imagine if Alejandro ever found out that the sanest one on his Team is only PRETENDING to be sane! 😅

I've seen that one Scary!Noah AU floating about in the main tag lately, and I love the concept. There's so much that could be done with having someone like Noah (scarily smart, mostly motivated by either spite or The Bit, nerfed by his own laziness/apathy/hubris) have the added bonus of Going Apeshit sometimes. Either as a treat to himself, or as the natural consequence of his hidden nature.

It's like that "Izzy Isn't Crazy" theory, but in reverse. "Noah Is Crazy, He's Just Good At Masking".

In this AU, he and Izzy would get on like a house on fire.

Like recognises like, after all; Izzy would clock him as just as unhinged as herself at their first meeting, and probably confront him about his 'game plan' at the first chance she could (maybe that's why she was so quick to swap with Katie? A bid to get herself on the same team as Noah?). Noah would try to deny it at first, because he's supposed to be the 'lazy genius'- slipping from his allotted persona this soon into the competition would jeopardise his strategy!- but Izzy would reassure him that she can practically smell the crazy on him.

He'd live up to his title as 'The Schemer', by means of plotting pranks and other such events with Izzy. She'd use her status as the overt crazy girl to pull them off, and Noah would either help behind the scenes to abate his hunger for chaos, or live vicariously through Izzy's blatant mania whilst revelling in the fact that their plan(s) play out perfectly every time. Imagine how much better Izzy's bear suit prank would've been with a man on the inside- and now imagine how much better it would've been if Noah pretended to get eaten/mauled by bear!Izzy (using smuggled ketchup packets and A Lot Of Screaming to convince the Gophers of his demise)! (He'd play off the incident by blaming the whole thing on Izzy- saying she was the one who used the ketchup, and his screaming was just him being Rightfully Terrified of being eaten. Gotta keep up the charade!)

No one would suspect him either! Who would ever assume that slothful, apathetic Noah who complains about the trials and tribulations of 'hard work', 'effort' and 'physical activity' could be a friend and an accomplice to the unstoppable force of nature that is Izzy? He's always too busy shoving his nose into his book to ever consider befriending the crazy girl, there's no way Noah would even tolerate her! (/s)

I think he'd eventually reveal his true colours to Team E-scope plus Owen once their friendship is cemented off-screen. Noah isn't the trusting type (I'd clarify, but I'd end up writing a whole unrelated essay- maybe another time) and he's habitually secretive- his non-answers in the WT Character Interview and his Sierra-given title of "The Man of Mystery" attest to this- so he'd need to know that his friends are really his friends before letting himself be vulnerable/transparent with them, since any 'friendships' made on Total Drama always run the risk of being a ploy/fake. It is a social game, after all.

As for the Duncan Incident. Having Noah bite people is going to turn into a running gag for me at this point, because it's so fucking hilarious to imagine him in a scenario where he's forced/pressured into violence and immediately starts chomping down on someone. This weasel boy wasn't built for punches and kicks but On God can he use those pearly whites to cause some damage. (The human jaw has a surprisingly strong bite force. Noah absolutely knows this.)

I'd also like to suggest that Noah rips himself out of his cargo shorts after biting Duncan, leaving the punk with a bleeding handful of nerd shorts and an open wound for his troubles. He'd already let go of Noah by that point too; it's hard to maintain your grip on anything when you've got a manic bookworm tearing away at the tendons in your hands. So he's just sat there, terrified and concerned, nursing the throbbing, sluggishly bleeding bitemark on his hand and wondering how Noah managed to contort his usually stoic facial features into a grin so wild and feral.

And Noah races back to Izzy and Eva, face and teeth splattered in Duncan's blood, sans cargo shorts. Neither of them question it; Izzy has an idea of what he's done, since Noah's smugness levels have risen at least three tiers and he's smiling almost contentedly to himself, and Eva has learned how to Mind Her Own Business when it comes to Izzy and Noah's eccentricities (though she often shoots inquisitive looks towards Noah's red-painted face).

Then in World Tour? Alejandro is suffering. Noah's the only person on his team who isn't lacking braincells and/or completely unhinged (or so he thinks), and as such he's the latino's only lifeline to sanity on the forsaken jet. So when Duncan returns in London and seems scared of the harmless bookworm? That's concerning.

Assuming that Noah's a wee bit more savvy in this AU thanks to his subterfuge experience in Island, he probably wouldn't be as outwardly apparent in his distrust of Alejandro during the challenge- either that, or he'd be enjoying torturing Tyler too much to think about how much of an eel Alejandro is. So Alejandro wouldn't have any reason to want to eliminate him, if anything he'd be motivated to keep him around, if only to act as a buffer between himself and the idiocy of Team Chris.

Duncan's re-introduction and allocation to the team would be Alejandro's first inkling into the fact that Noah is more than he seems. When the delinquent is ushered to stand next to Alejandro and Noah, his pupils contract into pinpricks or terror, and his attention flickers between the aloof cynic to his side and an oval-shaped scar on his hand. The cynic shoots Duncan a friendly smile (Alejandro ignores how the smile doesn't quite reach Noah's eyes) and the punk turns sheet white.

Alejandro doesn't know what to make of it.

#something something a higher iq correlates with higher levels of crazy?#it got a little fic-y there at the end but i ADORE the concept of an unhinged dangerous noah playing coy with the cast #like a cat toying with the doormouse in it's claws instead of eating it #this noah would pin all of his actions on izzy and she'd gladly take the credit #in world tour he crashes the plane twice (whilst chef's on break) and izzy takes the fall both times #they enable each other in their mania and that's beautiful 😌#listen the idea of having alejandro play detective against this noah in WT is interesting but i'm so caught up in the--#euphoria of an izzy🤝noah chaos combo that i'm not gonna dive into it (yet)#total drama #td noah #td izzy #td duncan #td alejandro #silly ideas #others' ideas #psycho!noah au #(that's what i'll call this AU. i know 'psycho' is an iffy term but i'm using it lovingly. also it reminds me of psycho teddy so-)#tw violence #tw blood mention

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