I will cause a preacher to follow you around screaming about how you're going to hell. You are not allowed to hurt him.
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Holy fuck
H o l y f u c k
David is creepy as fuck but genuinely squealed and cringed away when they dragged Ellie out to chop her up.
Also at the beginning and the whole ‘So its a fuckin cult thing?’ and he jokingly says ‘well I’m a preacher so yes’ compared to the actual cult behaviors shown in the show is such a fucked up parallel of his actions and thought process. Him joking about cults while he is actively running one is disgusting and amazingly terrifying.
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is it lukewarm christianity, or is it just christianity that is supported by research and theology but rejected by conservative ideals?
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My autocorrect keeps trying to turn your name into “wizard Easter” for some fucking reason wtf
Me wizard Jesus confirmed???
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TIL: my mother (47f) doesn't know what a Rickroll is
I honestly don't know why I'm surprised considering she grew up in the middle of nowhere raised by a pastor who was closer to a cult leader with only the mennonite children for friends
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Vriska from Homestuck knows the Gospel!
If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved forever!
Confess your sins to God and repent! Believe in Jesus and you'll be saved!
[John 3.16 Acts 16.31 1 mothy 25 Romans 10.9-10 paraphrased]
Vengeance belongs to the Lord. His plans will play out in His time. Have a blessed day! ::::)
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good god, when the fish oil hits
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Whenever I hear stories about demons possessing dolls (like Annabelle) and there's like a Christian exorcist/demonologist (that's all I've really heard so far, idk if this is different with different faiths) who's explaining stuff it's always said how like even though the doll claimed to have a ghost of a loved one or child or someone harmless it actually had a demon the whole time because spirits don't have the power to possess things like dolls, but demons do
So like
It gives like an interesting idea for a horror story with a doll possessed by a beloved family member and somewhere near the beginning it offhandedly mentions the whole "only demons have the power to possess dolls" thing as a slight foreshadowing and it's not really brought up again until after the demon is revealed
Cause like
It's right there
They say it right out
But no one would really think much of it, right? There's lots of stories of normal ghosts possessing dolls, so why would they suspect anything different?
Idk
Just random thoughts
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Honestly the fact that I turned out somewhat well adjusted after all of the shit I experienced is the biggest miracle since,, idk,, the birth of Jesus
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It is collection on Sunday. The pastor opens my prayer request. It reads "God is a dilf" I am forcibly removed from the church
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do you know any bpd guides or what have you that aren't steeped in christianity? everything my group tried on us was heavily christian and I ain't living for that.
Hi anon,
I don’t have the energy to go find guides or anything right now to read through, but I’m going to post this in case some followers have some off hand.
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Was anyone else who had to go to a christian school at some point in their lives also misinterpreting the entire Bible? I deadass thought Jesus was just some Jewish/Roman kid who came up with a new idea about mankind’s relation to god, and that he was just really good at math. Like yeah, this super special child born of a virgin just was really good at portioning food for starving masses.
yeah no wonder I’m not a Christian but also that could’ve been the autism
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mad about a tweet of an article portraying something technically true but basically wrong
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does anyone else find those meet your deity meditation videos not helpful? no offence to anyone who makes or uses them but whenever i finally see the deity my brain comes up with the most stereotypical divine looking person I can, which unfortunately usually looks like a Christian angel due to my upbringing. I also never "feel" anything or feel like I'm in the presence of the divine
the deity crisis will continue then
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I would like to take this moment to remind everyone that possession is not real. It is a concept made up by the christian church in order to harm mentally ill people.
Channeling is something completely different, but entities can only channel through you if you give complete and utter consent. If you feel like something’s going wrong, sever the connection immediately and cleanse and ward.
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Sometimes I'll think abt something I saw regarding how much Christianity fucks you up, and I'll think to myself "Oh, but it wasn't that bad for me though?"
And then I'll remember that yes it was that bad for me, it was just such a stressful and traumatic part of my life that I blocked most of it from my memory
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