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lemons-beignets · 2 years

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team rocket ✈️ airport headcanons/scenario ✈️

james is an experienced but very anxious flyer (planes are scarier than hot air balloons b/c he doesn't have control ok!!!). jessie absolutely loves flying, and meowth is ok with it as long as he's got his friends 🖤

jessie & meowth wake up the day of their flight to james' panicked screaming. turns out he set the alarm wrong and they overslept, now he's anxious and everyone's scrambling to get ready

meowth yells at jessie & james for taking so long to do their hair and makeup knowing that they're running late

james forgets to take off his belt at the security line and the tsa gives him a judgmental pat-down while jessie & meowth look on and laugh

but then another tsa person tells jessie that her shampoo & conditioner bottles are too large to be allowed on the flight. james has to (gently) restrain her & promise to buy her new haircare products when they land to keep her from taking the tsa worker's life on the spot

jessie and james run around the airport arguing about how to get to their gate. meowth keeps yelling something indistinctly as they walk around the airport. finally they notice meowth and ask what's up, just for him to say that they walked past the correct gate ten minutes ago asjdkssjdkd

when they (finally) get to the correct gate, james is stressed & exhausted. jessie spends the wait touching up her makeup and buying a gigantic iced coffee from a dunkin kiosk while meowth strikes up a conversation with folks sitting nearby. james tries to read a book to distract himself from everything

jessie buys james a snack to comfort him !!!!

jessie & meowth fight over the window seat. finally, jessie reminds him that he's a pokemon and therefore she can stuff him into a cat-carrier if he doesn't shut his big mouth. he grumpily climbs into the middle seat. meanwhile poor james is already buckled into the aisle seat and wrapped in a blanket

when the pre-flight safety movie comes on, jessie makes fun of the actor's outfit, meowth says he doesn't need safety info because cats always land on their feet, and james watches very carefully, taking mental notes on where the emergency exits are

jessie spends most of the flight staring out the window with wide eyes and a big smile

eventually jessie lets meowth climb onto her lap so he can see out the window too. she pretends to find this irritating but everyone knows she's pleased

jessie & meowth convince james to just watch a movie because by the time it ends their flight will almost be over. meowth helps him pick one out and jessie holds his hand <333

halfway through the flight, jessie orders drinks — a martini for herself (and another before too long), a white russian for james, and a doubleshot of bourbon for our boy meowth

meowth thinks the air hostess is hot, and after his doubleshot, he attempts to tell her. james stops him

when they land, the trio are all 3 sleepy and a little intoxicated. jessie looks for her things at the baggage claim for approximately one (1) millisecond, then approaches the customer service desk and insists that they lost her luggage. she threatens to sue/k!ll everyone who works for the airline, meowth posts up to fight by her side, but the situation is diffused when they see a (very) weary james walking back from the baggage claim, carrying all three of jessie's bags and shaking his head in exasperation

they uber to their hotel and immediately all collapse onto the bed in their room, falling asleep within minutes ❤️

this flight is relatively short but i definitely think on a longer flight they'd be falling asleep on each other before too long!!!!

^^ screenshots from "maxxed out" that inspired the first few bullets

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belastrenchcoat · 8 months

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literally like why do people like flying places??? you’re getting in a metal tube (closed off from rest of world, claustrophobic) and letting someone else take you like MILES above the surface of the earth (i am a human and was not meant to be that high in the air and can be smushed if i fell from that height)???? i understand the convenience factor but i just can’t get over the fact that you’re so high up……… 😖

#my life #in case people block that or whatever #tw planes #tw flying

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chandiewashere · 1 year

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i hate red eyes

#i just don't like not being able to be comfortable in general #i wanna curl my feet up 😫#meanwhile my younger sister is sitting in a nice recliner in first class #bruv #chandies.oddities #tw airplanes #tw flying

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wolf-pearl · 2 years

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Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

#genetics #laboratory #fruit flies #fruit fly #yeast crawls #college #bug cw #bug tw #insect tw

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theinactivefaniguess · 1 month

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Oh cubfan, the man that you are.

#From Skizz' S10E06 at 11:19 #hermitcraft #Skizzleman #goodtimeswithscar #GTWS #GTWScar #Grian #renthedog #cubfan135 #tw suggestive #? I guess #Hermitcraft is a PG server huh?#I guess in a way yes because I will tell you that this joke will fly over kids' head #I mean thank goodness but still... very PG guys

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muckyschmuck · 6 months

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wonder what rheyre listening to

#probably a christian podcast #dual wielding #¿quieres?#my art #furry art #furry #anthro #anthro art #digital art #oc #oc art #ur flys down #weed #tw weed #cw weed #justin case

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aberrantceramics · 2 months

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House Fly Hamsa

#tw insects #tw eyes #house fly #ceramics #hamsa #art #aberrant ceramics

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riondisease · 10 months

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the ninjago fandom isnt ready to talk about how sensei wu gave a child gifted kid syndrome so bad he killed himself twice

#ninjago #ninjago morro #like he deserved so much better though i’m crting #rip morro #fly low 🕊️🙏#he also went to hell i just remembered 😭#tw suicide mention

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wahgifs · 8 months

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5 STAR DOME TOUR 2023 [UNVEIL 13] | HYUNJIN ☆

#flashing tw #createskz #bystay #boyidoledit #dancerachasource #stray kids #hyunjin #skz #hwang hyunjin #once again lets not talk about the colouring #lets talk about that first chrome hearts fit #PHEW 😩#they moved the seoul dates and now its the same weekend i fly back from japan #what if i just run away to seoul???#a girl can dream

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ikemoths · 1 year

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Royal walnut moths!! They look so much like plushies, their fluff has a very fuzzy texture to them and that coupled with their adorable eyes makes them the sweetest boys on earth i swear 🥺🥺the scrunmlkly,,, the cute,,,

this amazing video by entomology_1 on youtube (check them out!! amazing bug content :3) shows their absolute beauty in full. i NEED to hold one of these someday!!