my chocolate protein shake tastes a little bit like strawberry :)
Once again. We have a cult. Why are teenagers like this
Um I’m okay being around food. I just have so many thoughts running through my head 100 mph. I especially have more intrusive thoughts if I over eat.
Mornin yall I’m back on my shit
Co-written with @sebthesnipe
Inspired by @easy-meta-knight
After Logan took his hand, Virgil fell into an ease he hadn’t felt in a very long time.
He munched on his sandwich as Logan kept telling him more stories about the stars. Some he knew, some he did not, but all of it sounded fresh and new with Logan’s voice doing the telling.
At exactly 5:15pm, Logan suggested that they head out so that Virgil would be precisely on time for Gavyn’s drop off.
At 5:25pm, after patting Remy on the shoulder to say goodbye (and to wake him up for the rest of his shift), they went back to the parking garage to meet their new cab driver to take them back to their houses. The stars must have truly been aligned, because traffic was shockingly minimal and the new cabbie was much more conscious of the road rules than the previous one.
On the ride, when Logan initiated hand contact, Virgil once again took it and both men settled into a simple quietude as they watched the world go by out the windows.
It’s like he’s taken care of everything, Virgil thought to himself.
For once, it felt like everything was going his way.
Then, at exactly 5:50pm, just as the cab was reaching his house, he saw a bright yellow sports car parked outside his house and two figures sitting on his stoop.
We are low key broke bc of my mental health care so we’re straight up eating rice a roni and pasta roni constantly and like, sure. I’m here for it. It’s tasty. But like, f*** Walmart for making so much money off people in these kinds of situations. We’re just feeding us two for $1-2 per meal but I imagine that Walmart pays like a tenth of that to get the product.
Anyway I don’t like capitalism, eat the rich.
i think my absolute favorite thing about my girl florence pugh is how much of a foodie she is
also you’re a really great and nice person.
Anon you are so sweet! I’m glad to hear you’re in the recovery process love, and I wish you the best <3
That list was based around something specific that happened to me today with a coworker but you’re right, not commenting on eating habits should be common courtesy too. Also not telling someone they need to eat more or less when literally no one asked.
are hot dogs sandwiches?
I got some chorizo and queso fresco at the 99cents store and made lil quesadillas with it for dinner. Sooooo good!!!
Sincerely, a certified bisexual
Good character traits: I won’t complain with any food I am given unless asked to complain
Character flaw: I have been know to eat food that has gone bad because I really couldn’t tell
I mean it makes sense that restaurant food costs a lot, but we all deserve to earn more money and be able to afford it sometimes. I wont mind prices going up if the servers got living wage out of it, but then i would also love to make more than minimum wage :D
also olive garden endless salad is top tier
He’s a vegan, that’s literally all he eats – Damian
Would die before touching a cauliflower – Carrie
i guess everyone has different standards for sure. i find anything pricier than fast food expensive
there are these two people in my class. let’s name them rudy and bob.
at my school we could choose where we wanted to eat lunch ie. we could eat in either the cafeteria downstairs or in a classroom.
most of the popular (read: snobby) kids would eat in the cafeteria, so that left us weird shits in the classroom.
rudy and bob got really bored one day, because without the popular kids, there wasn’t a lot of drama. so they decided to do something.
one day, they walk up to the front of the class and write on the whiteboard: THE RUDY AND BOB SHOW!!!
basically what they did was reenact music videos of songs, including singing and background dancers and shit, with two people.
they even accepted music video requests. so one day, someone obviously requested senorita.
if you haven’t watched the music vid, it’s really sensual and stuff.
AND RUDY AND BOB SAID YES.
so, on that fateful day, we all left our lunches at our desks, circled up our chairs, and watched this go down.
it was honestly one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.