#tw menstruation stuff

[pluralquotebook]

"Goddamn it, we bled threw the ni-"

"MOTHER NATURES PUNCHED ME IN THE BALLS, IVE BEEN PUNCH IN THE BALLS, MY BALLS WERE PUNCHED AND NOW IM BLEEDING FROM MY BALLLLS, IVE PUNCHED, IM DOWN, IM DOWN, MAY DAY, TELL MY MOTHER I LOVED HER"

Our reactions to our period

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#mod 🛣️ #plural quotes #system sillies #plural memes #system memes #plural stuff #endo safe #pro endo #multiplicity #endo friendly #plural system #anon quote #tw menstruation #tw blood mention

[friend-or-fo]

F/O type ambiguous

Whether your F/O is a period-haver or not, they'll absolutely do their darndest to support you on your period. Need something warm to soothe your cramps? Got an oddly specific craving? Want to cuddle and watch a comfort show? You need it, you got it.

Your F/O understands you may be emotional and maybe even dysphoric at this time of the month and will be very gentle with you, even if you get upset or angry. You take such good care of them; they'll do anything to take care of you.

💛 Read my DNI! 💛

#f/o community #comfort character imagines #f/o imagines #familial f/o #romantic f/o #platonic f/o #queerplatonic f/o #comfort character #tw menstruation #tw menstruation mention #mint's f/o stuff 💛

[hearts-hunger]

Hello my love,

Would you be willing to write a little blurb about Daniel or Sam (or both in a throuple) taking care of their lady on her period? I’m having a real bad one rn and I want to be pampered

-☘️

“sammy.”

your boyfriend looked up from his phone, frowning at the tone of your voice. you hadn't quite managed to maintain strong front you'd been putting up all day, and just being home was enough to make you feel like crying.

“what's wrong, bunny?” he asked, setting his phone on the coffee table and beckoning to you. “come here.”

you left your bag, your shoes, your sweater, everything in a pile on the floor, right in the middle of the walkway. you didn't have enough energy to care. you curled up next to him on the couch and let him hold you.

“bad day at work?” he asked, brushing his fingers through your hair.

you gave a pitiful whimper and nodded. “'m on my period. i feel really bad.”

“aw, lovie,” sam cooed. “i'm sorry. let's boss danny around, would that make you feel better?”

you couldn't help a small smile. “maybe.”

“hey danny,” sam called to your boyfriend. “we're gonna boss you around, okay?”

“let me put this load of laundry on,” danny said from down the hall. “and then you may.”

you stayed snug in sam's arms as you waited for danny to join you, and he came into the living room with a laundry basket a few moments later.

“pajamas?” he asked, setting the basket on the couch and starting to fold the mix of his, yours, and sam's clothes. he tossed you a well-worn t-shirt of his and some sweatpants of sam's.

“that was going to be my first order, actually,” sam said. “it's like we can read each other's minds, honey. how cool is that?”

danny chuckled. “very cool, love. but what did you do to our girl?”

“me?” sam said, playfully offended. “not a thing.”

“i'm malfunctioning,” you said, your voice muffled against sam's shirt.

“she's on her period,” sam translated.

“ah, i see.” danny nodded to the kitchen. “there's rocky road, and sam made vegan ice cream sandwiches if you want to try them.”

you looked up at sam. “you made vegan ice cream sandwiches?”

“yes, i did,” he said. “and you're welcome to eat them all if they help you stop malfunctioning.”

“she's not malfunctioning,” danny said sweetly. “she's going through the natural, intuitive hormonal cycle of her body. it's a beautiful thing.”

you winced when a particularly painful cramp spread across your abdomen. “doesn't feel very beautiful.”

“well, tylenol is a beautiful thing too,” danny agreed. “i'll go get you some, and sam can help you get in your pajamas. unless you need in the bathroom.”

you shook your head. “i think i'm good for right now.” you let sam help you out of your work clothes and into danny's shirt and his sweatpants, and you took the medicine danny brought you before you snuggled close to sam again.

danny finished folding the laundry and set it aside to be put away later. “i thought you were going to boss me around, bunny. i'm feeling kind of let down.”

you smiled. “can you put on a movie, please?”

“that's very bad bossing, sweetheart,” he said seriously, turning on the tv. “no please, next time.” he pulled netflix up. “what movie?”

“whatever you guys want,” you said, moving to lay with your head on sam's lap. you curled in on yourself, grimacing against the cramps that hadn't been knocked out by the medicine just yet.

“what about that grateful dead documentary?” danny asked sam. “you haven't had a chance to finish it yet, right?”

“you want to watch that?” sam asked, a little surprised.

danny smiled. “if you want to, love.”

“oh, well... sure, i'd like to finish it. thank you, honey.”

danny turned on the movie and went to turn off the lights to make things nice and dim for you. sam ran his fingers through your hair in a soothing motion, and though you were interested in it, you watched the documentary with flagging attention as the day's exhaustion and discomfort caught up with you.

“hey, bunny.”

you opened your eyes to see danny hunkered down by your side. you gave him a tired smile, and he smiled back.

“hi, dan.”

“hi, sweetheart,” he said softly. “do you need anything else?”

you nodded. “your hands.”

his brow shot up. “my hands?” he glanced up at sam and grinned when their eyes met. “in what, uh, capacity do you want them?”

you giggled. “get your mind out of the gutter, daniel.”

“now, i'm with danny,” sam teased. “can't just go around saying you need our boyfriend's hands and not expect him to be curious.”

“you want to fool around a little, bunny?” danny asked, a sweet and mildly amused kind of desire softening his face. “i'm sure we could arrange something.”

you smiled. “maybe later. what i meant was that i wanted your hands on my back, because they're nice and warm.”

“right, of course,” danny said with a smile. “sure thing, bunny.”

he straightened, fixing the pillows on the couch to make room for himself, but sam stopped him before he got settled.

“wait, danny,” sam said. he tipped his face up. “smooch.”

“hey,” you said. “i want a smooch too.”

danny chuckled. “fine.” he gave sam a kiss first. “a smooch for sammy.”

he kissed you next, soft and sweet. “and a smooch for bunny. everybody happy?”

you and sam hummed in agreement, moving to make room for danny next to you. you'd gotten a sectional for your shared apartment for this very purpose, so you could all fit; danny stretched out and propped himself on his arm behind you, splaying one hand over the small of your back and tracing little circles there.

“how's that, bunny?” he asked.

you cuddled closer to your boyfriends, tucking your feet close to danny, wrapping your arm around sam's legs, feeling their hands wander with an aimless, gentle comfort over you.

you gave a contented sigh, your period all but forgotten as you cuddled your favorite boys. “it's absolutely perfect.”

#i'm sorry it's a little late!!! i hope you like it <3 #sammy x danny x bunny might be my new loves hehe #maddie writes stuff! #sanny #maladaptive sanny throuple daydreamers rise up 🫶🏻 #tw menstruation #maddie talks to friends! #clover anon #sam x danny x bunny

[tothemoonandback]

That Time of the Month

Tw: Heavy mentions of periods/menstruation

Hi there! My name is foxy and we have a fun time here! Today I wanted to talk about periods, how periods can affect age regression, and things you can do to make this time easier on yourself when regressed.

The affects of periods on littles:

Can make littles upset because of how big their period makes them feel.

Cramps are the worst.

Fatigue from having a period makes it easier to be irritable which can cause tantrums or unhappy regression.

On a similar note, negative thoughts can increase during shark week which is never a fun time.

(These are just some things that I’ve experienced in the past. I’m sure there’s more)

Things that can help:

Draping a blanket over yourself

Using a heating pad.

Taking a hot bath or shower.

Sleeping.

Wearing comfortable, loose-fitting clothing.

Watching tv, playing video games, or any other sort of escapism.

Eating plenty of yummy food.

Journaling/agere journaling to either distract yourself or get those bad thoughts out.

If needed, taking painkillers can help with cramps (please do this one responsibly and/or with help if fully regressed)

#tw periods #tw menstruation #tw menstrual cycle #made this because I started my period today :( #sfw #sfw agere #sfw little one #sfw interaction only #sfw age dreamer #sfw regression #sfw little blog #sfw smolspace #sfw little stuff #age regression #agere blog #tips and tricks #period cramps #period help

[throwawaydracula]

Readers. Friends. I ask you to pick up your Bibles and please do not turn to John 15:13

Greater love hath no man than to eat bugs, beg for kittens, shank a psychologist, and devote himself body and soul to a scary Romanian guy.

Again, do not turn to that chapter and verse. You have no need to, I've just outlined it for you and that is definitely what it says. You have no need to verify anything because of the bond of trust we share. You all know I would never, ever steer you wrong. Some people will tell you not to trust anonymous randos, and they are absolutely right. But I am not just any anonymous rando: I am an anonymous rando with a vision.

@draculadailybracket is running a contest to find the ultimate Sexyman of Dracula. This is no easy task. Scholars have debated this question for over a century. Nikola Tesla once put all the brilliant intellect to the test searching for the answer, only to determine it was an injured white pigeon. Dr. Sara Josephine Baker was once quoted as saying "Wash your goddamn hands right this minute. Also I'm torn between Renfield and Van Helsing, but unquestionably the sexiest person is Sister Agatha." Marie Curie, along with her husband Pierre, conducted an experiment by which the book was encased in radium in the hope something interesting would happen. It did not. Perhaps most heroically, Elijah McCoy posited the answer could only be confirmed once all the characters were properly and thoroughly lubricated.

My friends, I don't claim to have any more insight than the esteemed thinkers listed above. All I know are the facts: Thomas Bilder is a fine, fine man. He is a good, dutiful man. Not just anyone could flip off Dracula verbally and live to tell the tale.

But he is not R.M. Renfield.

Renfield (full name Royal Majesty Renfield, Roy to his innumerable friends and admirers) is a different sort of man. He doesn't have an interesting accent or ready access to wolves, it's true. But here are some things he does have:

Flies. So many flies.

A box of spiders.

The ability to summon flocks of sparrows at will, like a Disney princess.

The fortitude to eat all those sparrows, something no Disney princess to date has had the courage to do.

A deep reverence for all life, great and small.

The conviction necessary to shank his psychologist, instead of just hanging on for months thinking "I really need to switch psychologists but it's so awkward oh my god, finding a new one is a hassle, OK maybe just a few more sessions, goddamn it, how do I get out of this."

A friendly attitude toward Romanians that technically makes him more progressive in the 19th century than Tesco circa 2020.

He's like. Aged beef.

Seriously, he's a big strong energetic silver fox. I mean. You see where I'm going with this.

He is definitely good at sex is where I'm going with this.

Might be kind of awk being around him if you're menstruating, though.

Or not, if you're into that kind of thing. I know some people are, no kinkshaming here.

This is an inclusive space.

...what was I talking about again?

Oh right.

He's hot.

Hot swole sexy old rat man

Aaaaaa.

Friends, once again pick up your Bibles-- nah, actually let's pick up the Tao Te Ching for a little variety. Please do not read anything from chapter Three:

The wise therefore rule by emptying hearts and stuffing bellies with flies, spiders, and ideally also cats, by weakening ambitions except for drinking your psychologist's blood, and strengthening big sexy silver fox bones.

Again, there is absolutely no need to check for yourself. Because you, my dear reader, trust me. And because you trust me, you know I'm right about this. So please, whatever your feelings about Mr. Bilder, know that Renfield is the right choice. He deserves your vote. He deserves a kitten. And he deserves all the blood he can slurp up off the floor.

I know I can count on you to make the right choice. Thank you.

#cw: menstruation #dracula daily #td: silly stuff #i am not entirely sure what possessed me to write this #tw: menstruation #unreality

[laws-long-ass-sword]

I'm overall in support of "x reader" stuff but it is kinda funny when they're like, "What Would Doflamingo Do If You Told Him You're On Your Period", like, Girl he'd shoot you between the eyes if you said that shit to him.

#also I all the pregnancy qnd menstruation stuff makes me want to crawl out of my skin but maybe that's just me #and my gender dysphoria lol #tw menstruation #doflamingo #doflamingo donquixote #one piece #op

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Asks and other messages will be answered when I get the chance to!

My boyfriend got me a box of chocolates, and we shared chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream on Saturday

Then we just rested and watched some movies until we fell asleep 🫶✨ I'm in a lot of pain but he took care of me!!

I took some painkillers so I can focus on doing some work 😎✨

#tippy rambles #(been pretty busy with stuff!! 🩵💙💜) #tw menstruation #tw periods

[a-chilleus]

email from my gp today saying btw these test results from october suggest you could have pcos. no need to do anything good luck do you have any questions

um

what the fuck, what do i do, how the fuck do i handle this

#i have some of the symptoms but they're stuff like acne and weight gain and whatever #i literally had an ultrasound last week and the results for that were normal #but apparently my hormones are weird? and i have super irregular periods #and my gp was like well you could go on contraceptives if you're worried about the irregular periods #thanks but no? i don't need to make my periods more regular #i'm actually fine with not having as many periods they suck #so long as i have enough to not get cancer but that's just 3+ in a year and you're fine #like i'm not worried about acne and irregular periods and being a bit hairy #i'm worried about am i gonna get type 2 diabetes and does this mean i'm never going to be able to lose weight and what the fuck do i do #with this random new information!!! #she didn't even suggest any further tests to actually confirm it #so like #i may or may not have pcos #fucking hell #esme.txt #health anxiety tw #weight mention tw #uhhh #menstruation tw #oh yeah all the info is like “women with pcos experience this” so funnnn dysphoria times

[borderlinereminders]

What does the pmdd mean in your tags??

Hi anon,

It’s a great question and something I wish was discussed more.

I found out about it when I was talking to a friend about how I felt suicidal when I went through PMS. Only during PMS. I felt like I was in a darkness and that nothing would ever get better (thank you lack of emotional permanence for heightening that). Everything felt so crushingly wrong that I felt suicidal. I didn’t know how to describe it except that I felt crushed in darkness.

She pointed out to me that while mood swings are normal and some down feelings, the extent of mine were not. I’d always thought they were because of how little PMS stuff is talked about other than “oh, bad mood. Must be PMS, huh?”

I talked to my doctor and he agreed that it sounds like I have PMDD. There are more symptoms than what I described that led me to look into it. But I do encourage you to look into it if you feel the severity of the moods before like I did. There are birth controls that show more promise in treating it. There is no guarantee and there is always risk but it’s worth looking into.

(I can’t take the birth control most recommended (Yaz) due to my other conditions and the risk of side effects being too great for me. So my doctor has been trying to find a birth control to stop my period.)

#we haven’t had luck #hence my moods being all over #my system is out of whack #tw period #tw menstruation #tw medical stuff #tw suicide #tw suicidal thoughts #April answers #it also makes me really sick physically #it sucks a lot

[aroacedaddytalksshit]

AFAB peeps:

#I think this at least once a month and want to know if I’m alone #period stuff #period tw #period talk #menstruation #aunt flo #aunt flow #afab #afab anatomy #eggs #poll

[mywingsareonwheels]

I’ve just realised I don’t think I’ve encountered a single transphobe praising the Scottish government for the fact that as of a year or so ago there are now free sanitary products in pretty much every public bathroom in the country (including those at museums, libraries, etc.). I think I did see them complaining about the fact that this includes in most cases the men’s bathrooms as well as the women’s and the gender neutral ones (inc. the accessible ones). But not praising the fact that this is a hugely lovely step to combat period poverty and also just make life much easier for everyone who menstruates. The fact that this improves the lives of cis women is just far, far less important to them than the shocking fact that it improves the lives of AFAB nonbinary people and trans men too.

The lack of a shit that transphobes give about cis women compared to their delight in hating on trans people has long since ceased to surprise me. But my Gods it’s exhausting.

#period stuff #menstruation #tw transphobia discussion #scottish politics #transphobes are misogynists #by definition #trans rights

[icedmetaltea]

Woke up bleeding so now I know the culprit behind the flood of anxiety and depression the past few days

Since I'll be hormonal/lethargic as hell I'm prolly not gonna be very active the next few days but I plan on posting a thing this weekend (not from the crumbs I posted yesterday, that'll take me a while bc local idiot wanted to be artistic and spend an extra bunch of hours painting over the lineart n shit) so stayed tuned for that

#tw periods #tw menstruation #Metaltea talks #irl stuff #premenstrual dysphoric disorder

[pepprs]

got my p*riod

#purrs #menstruation tw #im literaly in the middle of facilitating asb. like i knew it was probably gonna happen but now that it’s actually happening im like oh fuck #im in trouble. i have enough supplies it’s just i won’t have time to take care of myself or manage pain and that is deeply terrifying 🤠 #and wednesday is gonna be so fucking insane so i rly need to get my shit together then. like i need to get all the cramps and stuff out of m #my system by 2pm tmrrw basically which is not gonna happen lol. please god let it be kinder to me i can’t take it

[fang-is-in-hell]

To anyone who has to deal with periods:

Are you ever thinking really sad stressful thoughts and keep telling "eh im probably starting my period soon, I'm just being emotional because of that" so you can invalidate your thoughts and feelings becuase you dont want the responsibility that the thoughts and feelings you're having are your own. Just me?

So glad I have so many people to talk to about my emotions and my parents totally don't tell me when I'm crying or sad that I'm "too old" to do that. 🥰

#that was sarcasm #tw periods #periods #emotions #uhhh....other tags #idk as mentioned idk how to tag this kind of stuff #i have other things in my drafts #wips for now because its not easy putting thoughts as words #menstruation #uhhh is that good tagging? #there should be a class on how to tag properly

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

My brother and I were talking about menstrual product packaging, and how we’d both like there to be more varieties —especially packaging that’s not beige and boring OR with only two gendered options— but that it’d be hilarious and awesome to apply current masculine packaging trends to menstrual packaging, so I took it upon myself to do that

[ID: a stock photo of three pads in a stack, and two tampons, edited so both have external packaging resembling stereotypical men’s hygiene products. The pads come in three varieties: medium grey, red, and black. The one on the top has red labeling reading: MAGNUM - extra thick. The tampons are colored gold, with two black bands at the base of the grip area. /End ID]

#We kept thinking about how like military stuff would come into play in packaging choices if this was a thing #and how there’d be things like “padtriots” and “tampunitons” #as well as “manpons” of course #I generally don’t like very very masculine packaging but I’d buy these #esrah talks #my art #I GUESS?? #menstruation tw #transmasc #trans #Oh and another pun xhey mentioned was Halloween themed ones called “bloodsuckers”

[mistofstars]

*fühlt sich einen Tag ausnahmsweise richtig gut*

*irgendwie hoffnungsvoll, vielleicht weil der Frühling kommt?*

*kriegt Kopfschmerzen. Plötzlich schwach und verschwitzt*

*kauft rauhe Mengen Schokolade*

nächster Tag mit üblicher schlechter Laune und die Welt ist grau

*kriegt ihre Tage*

Ach so.

🙄

#personal stuff #periode #tw menstruation #falls das jemanden ekelt lol #ich krieg seit über 20 Jahren meine Tage #und bin jedes Mal wieder überrascht #Kraft der Hormone usw #ich bin in den Tagen davor ein anderer Mensch