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twinktor-frankenstein · 5 months
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I don't know why I did this but I had a vision okay wjhdhd
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2-kakimiko-1 · 28 days
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HOW THE FUCK ARE UOU SUPPOSED TO PAINT BEADS I LOOK LIKE I FINGERED A SMURF
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alternatives for aromantic people
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epic-sorcerer · 2 years
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maggotsinmymouth · 1 year
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i'm genuinely having a hard time that this picture is even real...on the other hand, if varg can get laid, so can we
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Found this gem buried on Twitter
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deerteethjaw · 10 months
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more bullshit morro doodles
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anotherprofessional · 9 months
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Listen- Kisaragi’s skill is busted, it was a requirement for Maeda.
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FUCK- LUNAR- IGNORE THAT SWEETHEART-
*Debating weither or not to tell mum that they're fully aware and know what.. relations, are.*
Okay. :D
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azk-gnarpy · 1 month
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no dick💥
no balls💥
and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
NOOOOOOO-
wait thatz a good thing.
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twinktor-frankenstein · 5 months
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Why is Joey Drew Studios full of bottoms?
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ask-ruikasa-official · 4 months
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I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER- /ref
”your mom’s a hoe!”
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hadesisqueer · 2 years
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Blake, about Yang, before realizing she's bi: I'm not gay but damn.
Weiss: It's not gay to appreciate another woman's beauty.
Blake: Nah I'd fuck her.
Weiss: Oh.
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ask-the-nine-links · 1 year
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Ahoy, Big Brother!
Quill said he knew a postman who could find you to deliver this letter! It should get there a week from now at 1 or 2 pm. Do you still sleep in like you used to?
Lately, I've been traveling with the pirate crew. The other day, Tetra and I were playing dress up with pirate jewelry and she told me I've got what it takes to become a captain someday! Tetra also says that sometimes she tries to contact you through her charm necklace, but most of the time she just hears strange noises.
Not too long ago, we all visited Grandma. The pirates would try to act so polite when she was in the room; it was really funny! I think Grandma really enjoyed the company -- you know how she gets lonely sometimes. I've been trying to learn how to make her soup, but it seems like Grandma's is always better!
Several days ago, a strange man named Tingle was selling a pictograph of what he claimed to be a new land. Said he got it from Beedle who got it from who knows where. He offered it for 9,999 rupees, but Tetra convinced him to drop the price by tying him up.. This could be big news! If we manage to locate this place, I want all of us to go ashore together!
I like the letters you send me. So, I guess I have eight brothers and another father (besides Linebeck) now? I'd love to meet them. I was cleaning your old boat at Outset and I think one of them might appreciate the carving on him. And I still can't believe you met the Hero of Time! Does he wear those silly green clothes that boys have to wear in the Outset tradition?
I've got lots of tales to tell, so we should catch up sometime!
- Aryll
Sky: Is it normal for your Zelda to tie someone up?
Wind: If she doesn't at least once a week, than she's been possessed. I swear she has some kind of fe-
Time: Absolutely not, Sailor. Even though I've given up on containing your swearing doesn't mean sex jokes are allowed.
Wind: Yet.
Sky: Changing the subject, your sister travelers with pirates? And you and your grandmother are fine with it?
Wind: Apparently, and being with them is one of the safest places on the ocean. If anything touches a hair on her head, the rest of the crew will go batshit insane.
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storyofthemachine · 5 months
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*vacuum noises*
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hell yea vacCUM
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crazycatkatetrap · 4 months
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~You walk into the backroom of the daycare and see these two idiots~
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