#tw shit

[psykersomatic]

#the update we didn't know we needed #i can't wait to do all of these #especially poisoning my friends #zomboid #project zomboid #project zomboid shitpost #project zomboid meme #tw feces #cw feces #cw animal feces #tw animal feces #tw shit #what other game would make players excited for literal shit #animal update #zomboid update #project zomboid update

[xxciggarettesandcoffeexx]

me sitting in my classroom answering questions as if i didnt just hack up my thigh in the bathroom🫡

#tw sh vent #tw shit #tw #sh relapse #s3lf harn #tw s3lf harm #s3lfharmm #tw cvtting

[auberginesashimi]

I just had a thought. The Ziploc bags! If those billionaires haven't drowned or suffocated yet, they've almost certainly given themselves cholera.

#titan submersible #titan submarine #oceangate #titanic #billionaires #eat the rich #tw shit #tw disease #cw disease #cw shit

[maipareshaan]

I...wow...I thought i had seen it all...did she...omg she literally said her blaze of glory was eating shit contaminated food like what...i'm going to eat some of the contaminated food and then the party's over whaaatttttttt

#Hoarders #Tw shit #Idk #Youtube

[mahoushojoe]

had the most soul-cleansing shit of my life right now

#it was a dump that was so intense i feel actually purified now #like my entire body is full of waves of relief #sorry if this is tmi im just overwhelmed #tw shit #(?) #tw grossness #i was on that toilet fighting for my life but when it was over....whew. its new world its a new day its a new life #i feel like i went through character development on that toilet

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Bestie had on Prehistoric Planet last night, and it was cool to see. The Beeb definitely put the time and effort and money into making dinosaurs fully realized and made it feel like all the other Attenborough docs I’ve seen.

There’s just one thing. 

Just, one tiny thing.

There’s a moment in the documentary where they show a dinosaur taking a shit in a lake. Like, you hear a SOUND, and then it cuts to underwater, and there’s this shit just sinking to the bottom of the lake while Attenborough merrily remarks that it’s fertilizing its food supply. 

And, like, I was not prepared to watch a shit disintegrate in water. It was a rather odd experience to have.

But.

The animator.

Some poor bastard working on the show was tasked with “dino shits in water.” and then they had to do the whole build of a shit in water. And then they had to do the secondary build of the shit disintegrating in the water.

And then that poor bastard’s supervisor had to WATCH the various stages of animation of this shit in water and give notes. 

I can’t stop thinking about it. Like, the animator probably worked on this shit in water for WEEKS. For weeks, their main animation chore was “make a realistic looking disintegrating shit in water.”

Like.

#prehistoric planet #bbc #tw shit #tw poop #i don't know what else to tag it #what the fuck #yeah a dinosaur shits in the water #but i didn't need it shown in detail #also there is so much tiny dino murder in this thing #so much #and yes i know that's part of nature #but holy shit #david attenboroug

[thequeenofdragons]

grimace shake 💀

#grimace shake #dandorimon au #dandorimons #tw swearing #pikmin 4 #bernard pikmin #pikmin #tw shit

[diseasedcube]

Cutthroat x Courier (not a ship, they are BATTLIGN TO THE DEATHHHHH!!!!)

“Your gun is no match for my blade” Cutthroat scoffed with a haughty smile on his face,

“Oh yeah, shithead? Wanna bet?” the amazon delivery man scoffed back with even haughtier disdain (“and don’t call me that, Shitface, I’m Courier” said the delivery boy to me, the writer, I will choose to comply with his demands…for now) 

“I challenge you to a battl— oh! Are those marshmallows!?” Cutthroat noticed the plate of marshmallows conveniently placed on the ground, the sugary confections gazed up at his red orbs saucily, seductively enticing him to eat them. In his sweetness induced high, he didn’t notice Courier aiming his gun directly at his head. 

His finger pressed down on the trigger, the bullet almost seemed to travel in slow motion, soon, he would win. He would have killed the most infamous akudama, earning him the affection of his beloved Doctor, his gay ass just couldn’t wait for Doctor’s boobs to caress him breastily. 

The bullet hit its target, an absolute bull’s eye. But, something strange had happened, Cutthroat was uninjured, the bullet simply ricocheted off of his skull. What Courier didn’t know, is that Cutthroat is immune to all damage that would kill an average person, he can only be killed if he chooses to be. The bullet hit was enough to pull Cutthroat from his trance, his pink spheres locked on to Courier. If Courier was the type to be scared, he may have uttered an ‘’oh shit’’ in shock, but he’s Cool and Unaffected by everything so he simply shot Cutthroat again. 

Knives in hand, swift as diarrhea leaving a loose asshole, Cutthroat was at Courier’s side in mere milliseconds like a strange force of nature. Courier didn’t stand a chance as a blade slipped right through the metal of his gun, destroying it instantly. He was weaponless, armorless, he had nothing…for he was a mere amazon delivery boy, his bike was out of batteries (he was silly and forgot to charge it :((() 

The knife slipped through his heart, and with his last bit of strength, he uttered his last words as he fell to the ground.

“...s-shit…hea………” and he was dead X_X his head landing on the remains of the marshmallows, coating them in a lovely red sauce. 

“Yipeeeeee he’s dead’’ Cutthroat’s amethyst eyeballs were alight with joy as he danced around. But, his joy dampened when he felt a tingling in his lower bowels, the joy increased when he realized it was time for his favorite activity ;)

He pulled down his shorts, leaving his sexy lace thigh highs visible, and shit on the ground, laughing the whole time. 

Then Swindler walked in and blue screened upon visual impact 0_0 

#rave ramblees #akudama drive #fanfic #...... #tw shit #tw death #crack fic #i'm sorry about this

[interretialia]

Est ubique stercus!

There’s shit everywhere!

(Fons Imaginis.)

#There's shit everywhere! #Jessica's Dad #Bob Saget #Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd #Dumb and Dumberer #latin #latin language #latin translation #lingua latina #latin fandom #latin meme #latin memes #meme #memes #shit tw #shit mention #tw shit

[novalunosiss]

Screaming and shitting and sobbing oh my god

#stranger things #stranger things season 4 #byler #byler is real #byeler #byler is endgame #byler tumblr #gay mike wheeler #tw shit #lmao

[fullofgenderandstressed]

To my family (except my sister) I’m still closeted and for a bit I’ve really wanted to come out because being seen as female by them is really painful sometimes but I’m also really scared because some of the things they’ve said about trans people, my trans friends, and the idea of me being trans.

Like my grandparents (who I see very often) have said things against trans people using the bathrooms they feel comfortable and trans people in sports (you know, all that political stuff). My dad has said that he doesn’t understand my best friend who is a trans male and deadnames him often. My mom has said she’s glad I’m not trans because she couldn’t deal with getting binders, swimsuits, and the way people would act towards me, etc. She’s also said that she would feel horrible if one of us changed our names (I already use a different name among friends because my deadname is very feminine) because it’s “like a gift she gave me”.

Most my family members also say their okay with all that lgbt stuff and my mom even went to pride this year but like they all are a little transphobic in private and it’s so shitty (except my sister, she’s cool).

#tw mild swearing #tw shit #trans #transgender #tw transphobia #transmasc #hey i used tags this time #rant

[alltheangstmygifttoyou]

Y'know the adult cat owner has their own version of the floor is lava in a way. They play the floor is brown and shiny and one of the seven cats seems to have been dripping shit for some fucking reason and at 2 30 in the morning you have to carefully avoid hard to spot drips :)))))))

In other news I have the bestest most sweet and kind partner who I am forever grateful for. If I am ever in a condition that allows me to bend over without horrible pain I will return the favor you did tonight a thousand fold <333

#life update #cats #tw shit #i love my cats i do but with seven litterboxes that are cleaned daily #i dont understand how shit gets everywhere #sometimes i swear when we're not looking theyre trying to be artists #disgusting artist by the average human standard #but especially my standard because its always just outside my room #ON THE WALL THE LITTERBOX IS AGAINST WITH SHIT SPRAYED WAIST HIGH #i do not understand why they do this #cant even just blame the strays either #our cats weve raised since kittenhood were doing it long before the strays came inside #but none of our previous cats in the same house did this?! #and one of them would spitefully and pettiness shit/piss on things if we angered him #and there is no doubt in my mind these were planned malicious shits with boo #He would shit in my moms bed while she was sleeping in it #he was such an asshole #but our asshole... #may he rest in peace #howd i get talking about boo? #fuck it im going to bed

[uncanny-tranny]

Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them

#disability #ableism #ableism tw #fatphobia #fatphobia tw #also if it's an issue solved by weight loss why would you want them to suffer until the weight loss helps wouldn't that DISCOURAGE them? #because if i were suffering the entire time i sure as fuck wouldn't want to keep going for the ~idea~ of it's gonna pay off!!! #also even if they 'made themself disabled' by being fat or anything else that doesn't matter. they're still disabled. #there is no 'good' disabled and 'bad' disabled and you cannot sort people into those categories #for every 'bad' fat disabled person there are multiple 'good' fat disabled people but you can't tell them apart often actually! #because you would have to know the intimate details of their medical history and familial lineage and tbh if you're... #...being a piece of shit to a disabled person because you assume they're guilty until proven innocent i don't blame others for being... #...weary of you and not wanting to be around you. because you've already proven you can't handle the IDEA of complex disabled experience

[lostmf]

#sadnees #tw depressing thoughts #depressing shit #i'm sad #depressing life #tw depressing stuff #quotes #childhood trauma #poetic #childhood #childhood ptsd #childhood truama #child abuse #tw selfhate #self h@rm #truamacore #kill my thoughts #kill my feelings #complex ptsd #how could you #just cptsd things #scribbles #are you proud of me #daddy issues #this is a cry for help #family #abandoned #ptsd #i hate my existence #wound tw

[rainywhispersblog]

#actually borderline #bpd feels #bpd mood #bpd problems #bpd thoughts #bpd vent #actually bpd #borderline personality disorder #depressing shit #living with ptsd #tw bpd vent #tw self destructive behavior #tw depressing thoughts #tw depressing stuff #tw depression #actually ptsd #childhood trauma #trauma #borderline things #borderline thoughts #sad thoughts

[thequeenofdragons]

I created a monster called Poocussion

Sound:

#tw shit #shit #shitpost #my singing monsters #dank memes #memes #immature humor