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THOUSAND SPIDERS ATTACK 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
#not even sure what I'm doing anymore#also no the spiders wont eat the bugs in yiur house they just want to crawl in your hair#tw spider mention#spider
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Patton: Ooh! A new body lotion! Nice!!
*later*
Patton: WHY ARE SPIDERS FOLLOWING ME. THE CREEPY CRAWLY DEATH DEALERS ARE FOLLOWING ME. NO LOGAN IM NOT CRAZY THEY ARE THEYRE FOLLOWING ME HELP
#is this anything#sanders sides#sanders sides incorrect quotes#incorrect sanders sides#patton sanders#ts patton#based on that Sephora body butter#tw spider mention
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I absolutely love humans are space orcs, so here’s a three prompts.
1: Body swap.
If two species find each other weird, can you imagine the reactions to suddenly BEING in that body?
It’s one thing to inspect something from afar, it’s another thing to be the thing your inspecting.
Bonus points if one of them have a disability either mental or physical.
“Damn this feels like shit how do you put up with this stuff?”
2: hallucinations, illusions, and dreams.
Most aliens don’t have these, and their minds don’t conjure up stuff for shits and giggles, so seeing something that isn’t there is a very foreign concept to them.
The way humans hyperfixate or insert themselves into scenarios feels way to real for aliens already, and they just don’t know how to handle someone getting lost in their own mind.
Aliens DO have mental disabilities, but their brains are much less prone to them because they aren’t designed like some kid put it together with glue and popsicle sticks before having to tape it back together after the 27th time it falls apart.
A: “Your brain is so complex!”
H: “Oh, thank you!”
A: “in a bad way.”
Dreams are the weirdest to them, because it’s not just one or two things popping up in your vision, but instead a whole landscape. AND they’re unconscious.
When humans tell them about their dreams, they want to transfer them to a mental facility, but you can’t exactly do that to a whole species.
Especially with nightmares.
3: Australia, Florida, Oceans, and “Fun facts!”
Earth is space Australia already, but what if they just went to the actual thing?
After hearing all about weird human anatomy, they wonder about the other anatomy their planet has to offer.
Fun fact! Here’s a creature that can kill you in seconds. Fun fact! Look at this freak of nature. Fun fact! This thing hides in the blind spots of god. Fun fact! Run.
A: “Hey human, why are you scared of the arainds?”
H: “I’m sorry, they just look like spiders and I have arachnophobia.”
A: “Whats arachnophobia?”
H: “Fear of spiders. Most humans have it”
A: “Wait, that’s a trait humans share? Why?”
H: “Creatures like spiders, snakes and wasps have terrorized our species for so long, that the fear of them had wormed its way into our very DNA and traumatized a whole species.”
A: “oh….. ok”
#slugbrain thoughts#humans are space orcs#tw cursing#tw spider mention#tw snake mention#tw wasp mention#tw spiders mention#tw snakes mention#tw wasps mention#I absolutely despise having to separate tags by plural and non plural#i don’t even have to but I do it anyways#earth is space australia#body swap#tw mental illness#okay I get filtering mental illness but isn’t being a tumblr user a mental illness#tw hallucination mention#tw dream mention#cant imagine what else that tag is used for…#tw illusion mention#tw aliens#aliens#long post#I’m so tired I’m gonna leave it here#wait wait one more#tw cringe
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met a peculiar spider who enjoyed both taxidermy and ventriloquism.
we play with the revivify mod, it makes the experience more enjoyable for us! that's why i'd need to get gourm's body.
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Romance in the Neath: Sardonic Music-Hall Singer
It’s hard to stay glum when she’s in the room.
Perhaps it surprised you that your friend’s tastes run to promenades by the river and lingering glances at the spider pits. Perhaps not. The elation of fresh romance is intoxicating.
She says that you bring her luck.
The Sardonic Music-Hall Singer is looking remarkably pretty, even with the rain and wind playing havoc with her hair.
#fallen london#sardonic music hall singer#sardonic music-hall singer#romance in the neath#my post#tw spider mention
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Lunar: Can I get a pet spider.
Sun: *already armed in full extermination gear*
Moon: Keep it in my room until we finish your room. Don’t worry about Sun. Sun, you will never see it. It won’t hurt you.
Sun, raising a knife: Bug.
Moon: Friend. Lunar wants a little friend.
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#sun and moon show#sams#fnaf lunar#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#incorrect sun and moon show quotes#incorrect sams quotes#incorrect fnaf quotes#incorrect quotes#source: my brain#tw spider mention#tw weapon mention#aka my missing 8am post
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"Jumping sp!ders only get to be around 1/8 to 3/4ths an inch, making them smaller than your big toenail!"
The biggest fattest lie
The one on my ceiling right now and several others I've seen in the past decade have been bigger than my big toenail.
I'm waiting for my dad to get back rn to help get rid of the one on the ceiling rn, and I am DEEPLY UNHAPPY AND UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING IT SLOWLY CRAWL AND LOOK AT ME.
EUGEHEGEHWJSJDHSBD
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new clown !! new clown !!
meet spider cementery (spice for short)
i bought him at an antique store on sale (because the store in question is closing down)
his name comes from the fact that there was a dead spider attached to his back (please give cleaning tips he needs wash asap) (yuck yuck blehh belhh eEWWWWHH blehh yuck)
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HELP ME START MY SPIDER JOURNAL
i wanna write about a bunch of spiders and draw them in this sketchbook i just got. idk what to put on the cover though lol
HERE IS THE BLOG NAME POLL!
#okay thanks guys :)#uhh okay tags.#tw spider mention#spider#um uh#i feel so weird tagging stuff hcchfcfyfcyfy#but anyways#sketchbook#tumblr polls#polls#yea#um#journal#OH I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL TAG FOR THIS#SO FRIENDS WHO DON'T LIKE SPIDERS BLOCK THIS TAG BECAUSE I PLAN TO POST PICTURES OF MY PROGRESS ->#♡shroom's spider journal!#yea I'll start tagging projects. that sounds like professional tumblr blog behavior xdttxd#yippee!!! this is so cool I'm so excited
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Danganronpa V1 characters encountering a spider🕷️
Hiro: screaming like there’s no tomorrow, praying to whatever is out there and is frozen in place, refusing to move until the spier leaves or someone comes to save him
Junko: loves bungs because of the despair they bring to both her and other people. Was the kid who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass
Celeste: loves spiders. Has a pet tarantula. A truly unbothered queen
Sakura: calmly picks up the spider and places it outside
Hifumi: also screaming for help. If the spider goes on one of his anime figures, he will be going through the five stages of grief
Mondo: throwing anything and everything at the spider in an attempt to kill it. Fucking terrified
Chihiro: scared but will leave the spider alone and let it do it’s thing
Taka: terrified and wants it out of his room as fast as possible but also doesn’t want to kill it, harm it in any way or touch it really. It’s a real issue every time that usually ends in him calling for Mondo and him screaming at him to not kill it
Byakuya: “you’re all such babies. Who would be scared of a little thing like a spider?🙄” “there’s a spider in your hair.” “OH MY GOD GET IT OFF!!!!!”
Toko: either finds spiders interesting or hates them. If it’s the latter, she’s calling for Byakuya to get rid of it who just ends up joining her on the highest surface to try and escape it
Genocide Jill: loves spiders, thinks they’re cool as heck. Especially the poisonous ones. Her favourite spider is the black widow
Leon: grabbing his baseball bat and is going on a mission. Any property damage done in the process was a necessary casualty
Sayaka: jumping on the nearest table and screaming for help. However, she will also demand that the person who came to her rescue doesn’t kill the spider and just takes it outside
Makoto: shaking so much while getting it under a cup and a bit of paper underneath. If the spider moves, he will scream
Kyoko: literally touches dead bodies for a living. She’s picking it up and taking it outside while judging everyone
Hina: challenging that spider to a battle and going on a killing mission. Whatever was closest to her at the time is her weapon
#danganronpa#tw spider mention#tw spiders#danganronpa v1#yasuhiro hagakure#junko enoshima#celeste ludenberg#sakura oogami#sakura ogami#hifumi yamada#mondo owada#mondo oowada#chihiro fujisaki#kiyotaka ishimaru#byakuya togami#toko fukawa#genocide jill#leon kuwata#makoto naegi#kyoko kirigiri#aoi asahina#tw caps
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Sometimes when I'm alone and it's dark I'm like "ooo this is nice it's so peaceful and calm" and other times my brain goes "hey do you wanna think about being eaten alive by a giant spider?" and I'm like "no I don't" and my brain goes "well TOO BAD" and then I start thinking about being eaten alive by a giant spider
#this post brought to you by my aggressive arachnophobia#and the horrible horrible mental images that i get whenever i hear “lullaby” by The Cure#and that I randomly remember sometimes at inconvenient moments#it's a bad time#tw spider mention#arachnophobia#<- tagging my own post with tags that I have blocked
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Tw for mentions of a car accident
God the anons out there trying to act like trauma can only be valid if it’s obtained through a very specific way are so annoying. It’s not their business to tell someone that the source of their trauma, no matter how ridiculous, wasn’t bad enough.
I currently have long lasting PTSD from a car accident last year and I’m afraid of semi-trucks as a result. Does that sound ridiculous? Yes. But considering I still get reoccurring nightmares of the crash and still jump harshly when something comes at me quickly from my side, I’d say my trauma is perfectly valid!
No person has any right to dictate the level of pain someone may have gone through. I’m sorry you have to deal with such ignorant people.
I don’t think it sounds ridiculous at all. But you’re right about a lot of people thinking trauma can only be obtained through specific circumstances.
Your trauma is perfectly valid and everyone else’s.
Signed from someone who has been through several of the traumas others find valid but has trauma from an incident with a spider that affects me more currently.
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brennan lee mulligan just made me cry about a little spider girl. how's your night going
#this entire season is filled with moments of just going ''fuck thats a child''#her little thing about always having to be scared oughhhh shes just a kid!!#neverafter spoilers#tw spider#tw spider mention#< just in case#neverafter
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PETER PARKER . the hunger games verse !
citizen of district 3 and victor of the 63rd hunger games (enobaria please hand over 62, that's his special little number)
his games had a lot of delays and dragged on longer than expected, although with no less excitement, and he ended up celebrating his 16th birthday in the arena. he won the day after his birthday
with a training score of 6, he's not considered a threat or an easy target, just an average opponent. that being said, his age and size doesn't do him in any favors for anyone to consider him an actual contender for the games
beetee and wiress are his mentors, and the tribute that gets reaped alongside him is 17 year old gwen stacy. she actually gets a training score of 8 and the two enter an alliance. they spend the games getting separated over and over again until she gets killed in a fall.
the arena is based on a ruined city, with crumbling watchtowers at various points and the cornucopia being placed in the city center.
peter's strategy is mostly to survive and escape the other players, although he does encounter them on several occasions and his safety is often put at risk by the gamesmakers. but he gets as far as he does by being good at climbing and jumping, often escaping brawls on the ground and being able to dodge projectiles. also, coming from district 3 he has a great expertise in technology and electronics. ultimately he wins after setting a series of wire traps that slow the others down or take them out all together (almost like a spider web... makes ya think!)
he spends the entire games thinking about getting back home to may and it's also his birthday wish
he also spends a lot of the games crying
the persona they really try to play up for him is sweet genius kid who loves his aunt. his awkwardness is part of that charm
when he returns home he copes with the games by literally throwing himself into helping others. there's rumors of a very kind spider looking out for the people of district 3 and an older version of itsy bitsy spider is passed around as a little song
his victor hobby is inventing, and he does a lot to help people with the inventions he makes, from tech to help joint pain/eye strain to entertain kids
by the time the 75th games come around, he's in his late 20s. he's mentored a lot of lost tributes and it takes a toll on him. he knows everybody's names, including all 23 from his own games
shortly after the uprising in d3, may is killed, a direct warning for peter and his less than legal activities around the district
he doesn't get chosen for the third quarter quell so he becomes the mentor to beetee and wiress, who are much like family to him, and may makes him swear to not volunteer. instead, he's in on the rebel plot! he makes sure all messages are being delivered to beetee and wiress while in the games and is part of beetee's escape
#listen.. listen... LISten he's really important to me#hes so#im sitting on the curb with my head in my hands i cant believe this is the point im at#i wish i could blame someone but its really me#enjoy thg peter#PBP. THE BLOODY BLOOMING SPIDER / 006. hunger games verse#tw death#tw spider mention#just in case
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FREINDS,,, I'm getting a pet fireleg tarantula vv soon I'm supa dupa excited>_< I'm thinkin bout namin it after a tf2 Merc or after my pal.. Idk!
It's native to Mexico... We don't have any taco Bell in Indonesia so it mite feel homesick<\3 /jkjkjk
Erhm gimme some name recommendations!
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Kill Code Moon: Why are there so many bugs here?
Lunar: Oh, those are mine. They’re my little babies, I love bugs.
New Moon, staring in awe at a curly haired tarantula: He’s so cuuuuuuuuuute.
Lunar: Oh, that’s Squishy. Wanna hold him? He loves being held.
New Moon: YES, yes yes yes! I love Squishy!
Lunar, taking out Squishy and carefully setting him in New Moon’s hands: Okay, be calm with him, he gets startled easy.
Sun: I am never going in your room in my life.
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#sun and moon show#sams#kill code moon#fnaf lunar#fnaf new moon#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#incorrect sun and moon show quotes#incorrect sams quotes#incorrect fnaf quotes#incorrect quotes#source: my brain#tw bug mention#tw spider mention#tw caps
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