Just so frustrated that tumblr’s rolling out more unreality-triggering features: as if they didn’t already learn from the Y2K event…
How do they think that. A GIANT FUCKING CLOWN ON THE DASHBOARD THAT, WHEN CLICKED ON, MAKES THE BACKGROUND TURN TO A BUNCH OF WANTED POSTERS WITH EYES LOOKING AT YOU??? AND THEY SAY THINGS LIKE well find you OR SOME SHIT???
Why would they think that this DOESN’T trigger at least five types of—-
Fuck. Sorry if this post made no sense, just bristling right now.
Anyway: stay safe out there… a full list of the potential triggers with the new site update are:
Clowns
Eye contact
Unreality
Paranoia
Delusions
Violence
Let me know if I missed any.
Again, stay safe. And fuck Tumblr’s staff.
Edit: Adding some of the things I’ve reblogged and also suggestions (thanks @nimona-antifa for the suggestions, and @everlastingrandom for pointing that scopophobia’s another potential trigger)
Body horror
Gore
Scopophobia
Horror
Another edit: Thanks to @gwydionmisha for pointing out that the jump scares are harmful for people with:
anxiety
heart conditions
other related conditions
Another edit: FUCKING YEAH IT’S GONE but there’s still a widget at the corner of the screen with the buggy pirates’ logo, which looks like a clown pirate flag. So still be careful if you’re on desktop. Looking forward to when they take down the full thing.
My latest collaboration with the wonderful and talented @missupacey!! We debuted it today at Midsummer Scream. We’re are spots 766 & 768 if y’all are around! We’re selling a limited run of tees, holo sticker sets, and silver foil prints! ♡ If you can’t come by to the con, you have a chance to snag them from our shops. :3
Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice. She said: “We are all just prisoners here of our own device.” | Jake. He even says his own name like he likes the sound of it. Like he thinks you’ll like the sound of it. Backwards, his boots fall into line behind each other; you don’t even realise you’re following him until his footprints are the only ones in the mud anymore.
FELLOW CALIFORNIAN ITS INSANE DUDE like??? the fact that tax isn't normally high asf like $1-4 everywhere is crazy to me 😭 (in a good way it shouldn't be that high lmaoo) especially if you work with the public cause then the snowbirds get angry for everything being so expensive like BABY GIRL PLEASE IM IN PAIN TOO
also may we see the clown collection? 👀 I think you've shown it before but <3
NO FR WE ARE ALL SUFFERING 😭😭😭
Everything is expensive here and keeps getting WORSE
Anywayssss
Here's some of my clowns :D
Not all of them bec there are several others dispersed around my room, but is most of em 🥰
I may or may not have bought all the clowns from my local antique stores and now have depleted the clown supply....
wait i don’t really stay too long on tumblr cause im mostly on twitter BUT-
is the clown that everyone’s been talking on my timeline recently… the clown in one piece? BUGGY??? THIS MF RIGHT HERE?
if it is then im sorry for yall CAUSE HE’S MY BABY GIRL and one of my fav one piece characters.
also the actor playing him actually did a great job like he really embodied how terrifying the character was in the manga/anime only to turn into a comedic relief seconds later.