#twenty minutes apart

[varilien]

@azurecitrus OKAY THIS MOVIE ABSOLUTELY BROKE MY HEART AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY THANK YOU FOR THE REC LMAOOO

reminded me of a dream i had once, about vash and wolfwood being schoolkids together and wolfwood scaring off all of vash's bullies,,

#trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #asks #azurecitrus #movie night with v #always a wild thing to have a movie that p much the whole time is like. oh okay very sad very uncomfortable. #and i'm failing to get much out of the experience. UNTIL!! the last twenty minutes or so #where the ending officially cements the story in my brain forever dfkjghdfk #goddddd the scene where he learns to hit back..... and that final triumphant ''HIS ARM IS MINT!! >:D'' #I'M TEARING UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT......... OUAGH.... #EXTREMELY GOOD MOVIE IT HURT VERY BADLY LMAO #the black phone also gets extra points of favor with me for the scene the main character was watching my favorite william castle movie lol #alsooo week one in my first apartment babeyyyyyyyy i have not fucking slept at all dfkgjhdfjg

[qlala]

giving myself an idea for a new fic and trying to stealthily open a blank word document but the tiny edna mode that i installed in my brain for exactly this reason immediately wakes up from a dead sleep and begins smacking me over the head with a rolled-up newspaper

#she doesn't know about tumblr tags though! #anyway. leonard finally accepting that mick is right and he's obsessed with the flash #but obviously just the idea of him #so to cure himself of this he starts shadowing barry around his daily non-flash life #and breaks into his apartment and goes through everything in minute detail #because surely this will put len's temporary insanity to rest #by proving to his own brain that barry allen is just Some Guy. he's boring. even worse: he's twenty-six. #but obviously it backfires #and len finds himself scowling at the salt-and-pepper shakers that iris west made for barry in a high school ceramics class #and they're totally mishappen and leaking salt and pepper from the bottoms but barry still has them loyally out on his table #he finds a box of milkbones in the pantry and hopes it's some puppy play kink that len can mock him for #but no it's because his elderly neighbor's dogs gets loose once a week and barry always helps her go round them up #when len DOES find the kinky things they're expensive and well-researched and depressingly right up len's alley #and len ends up just as obsessed with barry allen as he is the flash #he gives up and steals the salt and pepper shakers and swaps them for a cardboard set from the grocery store #with a note inside the salt shaker that gives barry an address and a time for that saturday night #and a p.s. that says to bring the silk rope

[cuttyclowngirl]

I finally watched the Ghost and Molly McGee finale and I LOVED IT, LOVED IT, LOVED IT!!!

I'm so happy that Scratch is happy.

but now I'm in a state of:

#the ghost and molly mcgee #the ghost and Molly McGee scratch #the ghost and Molly McGee Molly #the ghost and Molly McGee Libby #libby stein torres #molly mcgee #scratch #scrath the ghost #thamm #i sobbed #i loved it #yeah scratch #the last twenty odd minutes tore me apart #wouldn't have it any other way #s tier cartoon

[rottingfacade]

Calling this girl to play together ahhhh idk I like her I like her voice, yeah as I tend to do meeting any tranny. I have things I shouldn’t say either. I need her to live closer basically

#I met her in person but barely for more than two or three short times we saw eachother on campus #Now we’re at different schools and eight hours apart #I like when she just repeatedly demolished me in 1v1 for twenty minutes with some light trash talking LOL

[stygianheart]

Rewatched Dressrosa lately. Completely forgot how depressing Law’s story is and how much I love Corazon. Corazon is just so weird in all the best ways possible and I love him. Fuck Doffy for killing him. I want Corazon back.

And it really, really, REALY killed me when Corazon died. Because Law knew he was going to die. And he was screaming and sobbing his heart out, silently thanks to Corazon’s Devil Fruit Powers. And he knew the exact time Corazon took his last breath because his sobs could suddenly be heard and god darn it, that ripped my delicate little heart out.

#corazon one piece #law one piece #dressrosa arc #op doflamingo #these few episodes ripped my heart out like Regina from OUAT and crushed it #I literally cried for twenty minutes last night #because Corazon my beloved he’s so weird but literally in the best ways possible #and now anyone with trypophobia would hate to get anywhere near his body #and don’t get me started on how he wanted Law to remember his smile if nothing else that was too cute #and don’t even talk to me about how he was the knelt government official who Law would ever like but was so afraid of Law hating him #fuck found family it kills me when it gets heated apart

[parameddic]

when TK was little he caught flies and put them outside. spiders too, but specifically the story owen st/rand handed me just now was about flies

#''is your son going to hurt my brother?'' / ''TK wouldn't hurt a fly. literally. he once spent twenty minutes catching a fly #in our apartment in new york so he could take it outside. he was *ten*'' #i believe it #i also believe he has hurt flies before but generally speaking. insects are important pollinators #anyway this post is mostly actually about tk headcanon but it was tk headcanon that came out of #owen str/and dialogue

[flickerbit]

Lately I’ve been learning to be okay with the fact I don’t have my shit together. It’s hard but being able to romanticize a sink full of dishes or a messy dining room table is a huge win compared to how I was a few months ago

#i used to reaallly let my environment control me #if the house was a mess then so was i #my apartment has never gotten to a terrible point in terms of tidiness #like if i put my mind to it i could have everything spotless in twenty minutes #but most of the time i dont have the energy for that #and thats ok!!! #i still get icked out if i think too hard about it…but i digress #probably just this edible that’s hitting #now when it comes to living with my gf well that’s a whole nother story… #for some reason i was way more sensitive to mess when she was over #but one step at a time #if there’s one thing ldr is good for it’s nice to be able to have all the time to focus on myself #riah speaks

[revolant]

Burke being like I’m Preston Burke and I am amazing and I love you Cristina EVEN THOUGH you are all of these things I perceive to be negatives and I admit I see you as a challenge for me to overcome and not an equal partner in this relationship. Girl he’s TELLING YOU WHO HE IS. RUN

#but she gave up her apartment twenty minutes ago #agh

[thetriangletattoo]

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#every time i found my old mail #tucked in a box and divided by year #I'm amazed about how me and my friends lived like twenty minutes apart #and we gad each other phone numbers and every social to send virtual mail back and forth #and yet we wanted to receive actual physical mail so much #that we started sending fanfics back and forth #so now i have random chapters in my mail from this fics my friend was writing that i never got to finish bc we probably never finished a fic #but i think it's so beautiful

[robustcornhusk]

i love when they're in a cabinet and they maybe shouldn't be

#he helped us make cookies one time and got stuck #we couldn't find him for twenty minutes! #it was the fourth of july and i was worried he'd #i don't know somehow gotten spooked and fled from our third floor apartment #nah. trapped behind the flour.

[mangle-my-mind]

Yesterday, I got a raise, was approved for an apartment by the coop board, and led the first rehearsal for my dance video project

#Days like that must be celebrated #There's a chance that in a few months I'll be living in an apartment of my own in Manhattan #I'll have a five-minute walk to work and a twenty-minute commute to dance #And the freedom to go out on weeknights! And not worry about how to make that hour-long trip home! #And the dance video?! It's gonna be SO GOOD I already know it! It's the most ambitious creative project I've ever done

[artxmisery]

wish we could stop time and just sit together whenever we'd like. a break from everything else, just for a little while

#autumn.txt #i mean it doesn't have to be a little while #it could be as long as we'd like #i know we spend so much time together already #and we talk almost all the time we're apart #but i would never turn down more #hug for twenty minutes every time we have to leave

[junewild]

i have an EXIT ROW with an EMPTY SEAT. this is luxury. i am basically in first class

#it’s almost fine that this flight is twenty minutes late. and getting in at 12:30 am. and i am picking up a rental and driving 75 minutes #to sleep on my friend’s couch for 5.5 hours #to dispose of an entire apartment worth of furniture in an enormous hurry and clean out the entire apartment #in approximately 8 hours #before driving 75 hours back to the airport to catch a flight to a city to catch another flight home #to get home at 1 am and take a train 90 minutes home #almost. #MINUTES. 75 MINUTES #i do not live in alaska it is not 75 hours #k talks

[rebelpeas]

i might betray my writing break and post this oneshot early cuz guys i’m soooo excited for you to read it

#dee talks #i’ve been using my challenge deadline as the day my break runs up so whenever i finish something i just pop it into the #‘polish and post this later’ folder for me to clean up and post after the deadline #and then it sticks in my head as unfinished and doesn’t tear me apart because it still needs like twenty minutes of work before i can share #but this oneshot. this one is all done. i edited it and everything #and i want to show it you guys SOOOO bad

[kiralamouse]

Wolf, goat, cabbage?!

Have just learned of the existence of the “wolf, goat, and cabbage problem” - the logic puzzle of “you have a wolf, goat, and cabbage, and encounter a river with a boat that can hold only you and one of the above, and considering that the wolf will eat the goat if left alone with it and the goat will eat the cabbage if left alone with it, how do you get all three to the other side?”

I’d always heard of it as the fox, goose, and grain problem. Wikipedia mentions the variation fox, chicken, and grain, but not the goose.

Am I just in a weird minority?

Anyway, what none of the logic problems take into account is that as soon as you leave in your first boat trip, the animal you leave behind will probably wander away, and then when you leave the *other* animal to return, it too will wander away, and then you’re left with just your veggies.

#there's a bit in trumpet of the swan by eb white #where the kids tear apart math word problems #'a baby empties two 8-oz bottles of milk. How much milk did they drink?' #'about 15 oz because the baby is GOING to dribble a bunch' #'if a man walks a mile in twenty minutes how long does it take him to walk three miles?' #'um depends on whether he gets tired or sees something that distracts him or something to speed him up...' #anyway i want someone to do that with this logic problem #the canid begins to swim after the boat after it launches #the livestock complains and tries to jump out of the boat #the boat ends up running aground on a ford and the human goes back to retrieve the veggie #only to find that a herd of deer have commandeered it #wolf goat cabbage #fox goose grain

[welpnotagain]

Fast fashion is kinda insane to me. People will really stop wearing clothing just because "it's out of fashion" or "so last year"? What? How does that make any sense? I wear my clothes until either of us dies. I am as commited to a pair of pants as I would be to a poyential spouse. If it's not literally falling apart I can still wear it, even if it's just at home or while cleaning or whatever.

#fast fashion #this is probably a take a million others have made by now but its still insane to me #i literally still have shirts from when I was a teenager. im in my mid twenties #i sleep in those i wouldnt feel bad throwing them away because they are kinda shit by now and are actively falling apart but like?? #i can fix them in minutes. why would i sleep in something else thats still alright when i can sleep in this shirt i bought when i was 15