Twilight as Tiktoks #5: Alice and Jasper. End tweet.
Via @emmakcantrelll on tiktok
I’m crying at the stark contrast between the color Carlisle/Peter’s face and neck and hands
of course Bella “I fall asleep while listening to a Linkin Park CD at full volume on repeat” Swan falls in love with Edward “I play air piano in my car when I ditch biology class” Cullen.
guys im writing a bella/edythe fic and so far we have:
- destroyed the canon that edward/edythe watches bella sleep
- a joke about alice seeing the future of social media
- rosalie and emmett are swingers
- rosalie quoting legally blonde
- next im gonna try to work in bella listening to my chemical romance (i mean its 2005)
I’m watching new moon oh my god this motherfucker
“I shouldn’t have let it go on this long”
“I don’t want you to come”
“You don’t want me?” “No.”
Y'all I’m fucking pissed. So I’m reading The Host for the first time and I’m really liking it up until the point I found out Melanie is 17 and Jared is 26. Why SMeyer just why? Why can’t you write a story without adding something creepy into it? You’re a good writer so why can’t you write a book geared towards teenagers by including something that shouldn’t be normalized to teenagers? Why does all of her romances have to have a ridiculous age gap? Its creepy. You’re creepy Stephanie, you’re really creepy.
Y'all, doesn’t Advent Children!Rufus look like Carlisle Cullen???
Midnight Sun, S. Meyer (2020).
I’ve been watching the Simpsons recently
And tell me why they all look like Bella, Jacob and Edward? 😆
I haven’t dabbled in the darker side of the twilight fandom, but is there fanfic or just a post about Resume and Claudia (from interview with the vampire) bonding over their circumstances?
One condemned to stay in the body of a child forever, and the other forced into the body of a lady
Like Claudia’s story does explore the premise it sets, but with resume, we’re just to accept this being is ok with having so much of their childhood gone
badly photoshopped twilight memes: That 70’s Show edition
my air conditioning isnt working and all I can think about is how if I had a vampire boyfriend this wouldn’t be a problem 😔😔
imagine how much simpler ￼the twilight saga era would have been with reserved seating in theaters.
i was really showing up 5 hours early & sitting on the floor in line while still carrying around a flip phone??
too little too late.
rosalie finding out edward fell in love with a human
The Twilight movies are free to me until the 31st so GUESS WHO’S BINGING THEM IN ORDER TO GET SOME SEROTONIN
alice cullen throws the biggest, bestest, most extravagant halloween parties and you cannot change my mind!
“For the hundredth time Bella - it’s too dangerous.”
“I like danger,” I insisted.
Our sexually frustrated queen will DIE for the dick, and I respect that.