Tumgik
#twilight 2005
fallenstarzz · 5 months
Text
Obsessed with the fact that Andrew tells Neil Kevin doesn't dance "anymore". What do you mean ANYMORE Andrew you can't simply not give me the context for that.
*touches ground* A tragedy happened here
220 notes · View notes
oswlld · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
#im connecting the dots...... #i am connecting them
130 notes · View notes
stealingpotatoes · 7 months
Note
Tumblr media
your "anakin is making IEDs out of kitchen appliances" post reminded me of this, idk exactly what the joke is but there's definitely some sort of joke connecting them
LMAO Jedi news bulletin gets sent out that Anakin's making IUDs, everyone just thinks he's being really proactive about the no attachments thing and nobody thinks its a spelling mistake
227 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
father & daughter relationships portrayed on television and film
sweet girl (2019) / the twilight saga : breaking dawn part two (2012) / pretty little liars (2010-2017) / the glass castle (2017) / pride and prejudice (2005) / veronica mars (2004-2007) / i am sam (2001) / black widow (2021) / never have i ever (2020-2023) / modern family (2009-2020)
137 notes · View notes
Text
poll version of this post at the request of @fagromanroy
281 notes · View notes
fleshadept · 1 year
Text
if i was taika waititi and jemaine clement and made a prototype short film in 2005 of a genuinely funny and interesting idea for a vampire mockumentary based on a series of standup bits we'd done together then decided to make it into a feature with heartfelt and emotional moments and a truly new look at vampires in general but then. in the time between the original short film and actually completing the feature film the entire twilight saga came out and immediately fatigued the whole world on the concept of vampires. god i'd be so mad. the injustice of it all
323 notes · View notes
kuri-crocus · 3 months
Text
Please spread for a bigger sample size! 😌
Pick a DT boyfriend for a MS character Masterpost
Pick a MS boyfriend for a DT character Masterpost
Results for Michael's characters so far
Results for David's characters so far
Tumblr media
17 notes · View notes
edwardskhakipants · 24 days
Text
I write fic for me and women over 30 on FFN.
8 notes · View notes
Text
Things Ford Missed #73: The Twilight Saga.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
yeah. he missed a lot.
also, while we’re here:
Thing Ford Missed #74: The First Four Twilight Movies.
Tumblr media
(at least he gets to see breaking dawn part two with everyone!)
20 notes · View notes
therealvinelle · 1 year
Note
I saw that you mentioned glee in your post about your fan cast for the twilight movie.
What gifts would the glee club members have if they were vampires? If the Cullen family broke up and Edward had nowhere to go, would Edward join the club to express his angst? I feel like Edward would view Mr. Shue as a father, like he does with Carlisle.
Rachel already has a gift, it's the power of making people think she's the best singer in the room when she's clearly not.
As for the Cullens, the beautiful thing is that they would fit right in with the Glee club. The members are all, with the sad pit of despair known as Quinn excepted, insane in their own way, the Cullens wouldn't stand out at all.
Sadly, they would never join of their own accord as they view the whole thing as beneath them. They wouldn't be at McKinley at all, it's always sunny at that school. Similarly, if the Cullens break up for whatever reason, I don't really think Glee club is going to be Edward's next move.
If, however, McKinley is in a more vampire-friendly climate and the Cullens are in attendance, and if Mr. Shue planted weed on them to force them to join, we get truly beautiful drama as Rosalie would project a little too much on Quinn and hate on her for giving up her baby, Rachel would be in a horrible love triangle of doom because Finn is her one true love but EDWAAARD (Edward has no idea she feels this way), and Brittany figures out right away the Cullens are all vampires but nobody believes her.
61 notes · View notes
eastern-lights · 1 year
Text
Literally no-one asked for this, but here's Hiroyuki Sanada's Characters as Onion Headlines:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Part 2
Part 3
108 notes · View notes
haunt3dh3art · 1 year
Text
♡ masterlist ♡
☆ requests are OPEN! ☆
Tumblr media
i will write:
Violence/Gore
Angst
Fluff
Smut
Blood
Dub/Noncon
Yandere
i will not write:
P3dophilia
Sc4t/watersports
Ag3play
Tumblr media
list of the media i write for:
Call of Duty
The Last of Us
Red Dead Redemption
House of Wax
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Resident Evil
The Witcher
Silent Hill
Peaky Blinders
Interview with the Vampire
Outlast
Prison Break
The Evil Within
Far Cry 5
Legend of Zelda
Stranger Things
Twilight
also will be doing certain character concepts, mostly yandere ones, but for example a yandere soldier or a yandere farmer!!
36 notes · View notes
sonicasura · 1 year
Text
I'll forever find it funny that 2005-2010 was practically a decade for werewolves. Sega releasing Altered Beast/Project Altered Beast on January 27th 2005, with Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess came out which was November 19th 2006 and Sega gave us Sonic Unleashed in November 18th 2008. They literally gave us three different kinds of werewolves in a span of 3 years. Warning for anyone who decides to watch the Altered Beast transformation, be ready for super gorey body horror!
A bioengineered light element werewolf transformation in Altered Beast. Most painful transformation out of the three.
A sacred wolf bearing the marks of twilight in Twilight Princess. Least painful transformation.
Finally a Werehog fueled by the powers of a Dark God but made tame through a heroic heart in Sonic Unleashed. Middle ground for painful transformation.
I fucking love videogames.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
126 notes · View notes
stinkman007 · 8 months
Text
I GOT MYSELF A RED EYE DVD LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
15 notes · View notes
light-miracles · 4 months
Text
Everyone say THANKS MARÍA for kicking the racism out of Jasper 😂😂😂
5 notes · View notes
talesfromthecrypts · 2 years
Text
Someone comparing every new vampire thing that has romance in it to Twilight is a sign that person doesn’t know anything about the vampire genre
52 notes · View notes