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#twilight incorrect quotes
fckedup247 · 9 months
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What I find funny is in the books is that nearly everyone is like “stop it edward” or “go for it edward!”
Meanwhile:
Emmett: “you got two options, kill her and get this over and done with orrrrrr turn her, idgaf”
Edward: “it’s not that easy!”
Emmett: “it literally is, grow up Virgin”
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aphihephiandarti · 1 year
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Bella: *gets a bruise*
Edward, shaking, tears visible in his eyes: hAsn’T shE beEn thRouGh ENOUGH?
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lookitsaworm · 5 months
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Riley, creating a newborn army: This cannot be legal
Victoria, handing a wad of cash to Jane: .... Sure it is
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queenofglassbeliever · 6 months
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Esme: Have you been told the good news Bella? Carlisle and I have decided to adopt another child.
Bella: Wow, that's so great. Congratu-
Carlisle: *slams adoption papers down onto table* It's you. Sign here.
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you-can-call-me-dann · 6 months
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Edward: Understand, Bella. We can't be friends.
Also Edward: *takes advantage of every little moment to interact with Bella*
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fanficthingsworld · 1 year
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Jacob: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where Alice could’ve taken Bella
Embry: This is a map of the entire world.
Jacob, crying: I have no idea where the fuck she is.
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miss-morgans-lover · 4 months
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Cullen's Incorrect Quotes:
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simpfordemetri · 2 years
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No bc Bella and Charlie
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Edward: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Alice: Forty five seconds?!?
Edward: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Alice , hugging Edward: Too late.
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snow-fire13 · 11 months
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Twilight
Edward: "Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat."
Rosalie: seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.
Alice: neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"
Emmett: not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets.
Jasper: actual flat-earther.
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mirahlethkami · 2 months
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*Esme crossing their arms in front of a broken coffee machine*
Esme: "Who broke it? I’m not
mad. I just want to know."
Bella: "I-I did, I broke it."
Esme: "No. no you didn’t. Edward?"
Edward: "Don’t look at me. Look at Alice!"
Alice: "What? I didn’t break it!"
Edward: "Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Suspicious."
Alice: "No, it’s not. Because it’s sitting
right in front of us and it’s broken!!"
Edward: "I-If it matters.. but
it probably doesn’t. Rosalie was the last one to use it."
Rosalie: "Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!!"
Edward: "Oh really. Then what were you
doing by the coffee machine earlier??"
Rosalie: "It’s close to the mirror.
Everyone knows that!"
Carlisle: "Okay... okay let’s stop fighting. I can pay for it."
Esme: "No, who broke it?"
Edward: "Jasper and Emmett been's awfully quiet."
Jasper: "REALLY?!?!"
Emmett: "COME ON DUDE-"
*Everyone bickering.*
Esme: "I broke it.. It burned my hand so
I punched it. I don't even drink coffee."
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fckedup247 · 1 year
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*Family time @ the Cullens (cause Esme definitely makes them do that)
Esme: “where’s Jasper?”
The Cullens: “??”
*meanwhile at forks old folks home*
Random 90 year old man: “Kids now a days wouldn’t know hard work if it hit them in the face, when I was their age I was fighting for my country in Nam”
Jasper as he reclines the sofa chair: “man I hear you Burt”
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aphihephiandarti · 1 year
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Bella in New Moon: I’ve made a list of possible places Edward could be
Jacob: Bella this is a globe
Bella: I have no fucking clue where he is.
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ct1409lover · 11 months
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Emily: Boys. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.
Sam, scared: No, boys, stay. Please stay.
Emily: Go!
Sam: Stay!
Emily: Go!
Sam: Stay!
Sam: Paul please stay.
Emily: Now!
Sam: Jared don’t move!
Jared and Paul, slowly leaving the room:
Emily: Get outta here!
Sam, scared still: DONTTTT LEAAAVEEEE MEEEE!!
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queenofglassbeliever · 7 months
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thecityofforks · 7 months
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Sam: "I could fix them"
Jacob: "I could make them better"
Seth: "I could make them pasta :)"
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