Rosalie: I need you to swear-
Emmett: fuck
Rosalie: …
Rosalie: Swear as in promise
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Alice Cullen
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If the people of Forks made memes:
Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
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twilight but bella’s truck has this sticker on it
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Bruce: Some investigative reporter you are
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Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)
The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:
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thinking about how stephenie meyer has an Actual Brother called Jacob
"jacob wants to fuck bella soooo bad but she sees him as a brother"
the real jacob: 😟😟😟😟😟
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The fact that Edward was the only cullen to not have a bed in his room is so funny like I just know Emmett bullied him nonstop for that
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Since you all were so desperate:
"If the town of Forks made memes" pt.2
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Who let her hold the onion like that
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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he uses his super speed and strength to save me from a van that is spiraling out of control)
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Breaking Dawn, but if Bella was allowed to choose the furniture for the cottage in the woods:
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bella, talking about her preferred birth giving method:
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Who hell made this-
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