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ok but imagine this: bella (when she was human) getting a sunburn on their honeymoon. you mean to tell me pale ass bella DIDN’T burn the SHIT outta her skin????!?

edward, the poor beat down chicago man with ‘no soul’, feels awful. he forgot that humans need sunscreen because let’s be honest, he def didn’t use it when HE was a human.

so bella gets a sunburn and he feels bad but when it start to peel he’s so confused. ‘bella why are you picking at that? bella stop it. OH MY GOD STOP DON’T YOU DARE - did you really just throw a piece of dead skin at me?’

and that folks is how edward almost divorced bella.

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ok but like HER NAME ASIDE the idea of her existence is super interesting and I beg everyone to put aside the name and the circumstances of how she came into being and just consider what the early life of Ness Cullen-Swan is like if we keep her canon growth rate.

because the more I think about it the more I think that she’d be such a fascinating person. like genuinely no jokes aside a half-vampire kid who grows at twice the rate of a normal person but developmentally is still basically a kid for how mature she appears that was raised by a coven of vampires and a pack of werewolves, who try their damndest to stay in human society, and who’s continued is not guaranteed bc of the vampire police? one wrong move and Ness is toast. she’s seven-years-old but looks fucking 17 and her body is too big for her brain.

imagine the way this kid must view the world as simultaneously too big and too small; too fast and too slow; as dangerous to the world but also the world is dangerous.

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being dramatic with a sc red eye filter, glittery mineral sunscreen and flowers :) <3

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hey so… yeah alice’s gift is amazing but… no mentions how scary it must be too. like seeing the future? sure, they said she only sees possibilities because the future can change based on your choices. but she saw the cullens and she saw jasper a long time before meeting them. imagine if you knew your destiny, knew where you belonged before ever seeing that place. she knew nothing about jasper but he was her soulmate? it feels more like a duty than a destiny. she had to find jasper, she had to turn him vegetarian, she had to find the cullens. of course things went well, thats how it goes in smeyers story. but i dont find it… that cute? again kind of creepy. NOT AS CREEPY AS IMPRINTING THOUGH. she did the native americans far more worse. we have talked about the racism, we still talk about it and we will continue (as we should, call her out!!). but i havent seen anyone say a word about alice. i dont know if what i said makes sense

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