The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex
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Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)
The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:
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thinking about how stephenie meyer has an Actual Brother called Jacob
"jacob wants to fuck bella soooo bad but she sees him as a brother"
the real jacob: 😟😟😟😟😟
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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he uses his super speed and strength to save me from a van that is spiraling out of control)
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2020 is so fucking surreal like it started off with all of australia burning & a potential 3rd world war, then a worldwide pandemic is forcing everyone to stay home and now there’s another twilight book
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me & my coworkers waiting to clock in for the day:
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Physically Edward could beat me in a fight, but MENTALLY? I’d have that man on the floor in seconds
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AU where Nessie is a normal baby so the second part of Breaking Dawn is just the Cullens trying to remember how the fuck humans work like this vibe
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the feminine urge to jump from a cliff, not caring if you live or die, just to potentially hallucinate your ex boyfriend
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It’s raining today. You know what that means. *cues twilight instrumentals as the soundtrack to my day.*
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*sees any photo with pine trees*
ah yes twilight vibes, i should reblog that
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Me anytime anything vaguely inconvenient happens: This would never happen to me if I was a vampire
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