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bellasredchevy · 7 months ago
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haletwinsstan · 10 months ago
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AU where Nessie is a normal baby so the second part of Breaking Dawn is just the Cullens trying to remember how the fuck humans work like this vibe
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angstybipirate · 2 months ago
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sometimes i wish i had a normal brain
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themeadowscene · 9 months ago
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Smeyer will see a female character and be like "is anyone going to give her a bunch of gendered trauma and then never deal with it" and then not wait for an answer
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edwardsvirginity · a year ago
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have some memes
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edwartmullen · 9 months ago
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They really said Carlisle Cullen is friends with all manner of people of color across the world, but not at home where he lives, huh
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bite-me-didyme · a year ago
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Hear me out - twilight AU where Bella moves to West Virginia
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"I know what you are ..."
"Say it! Say it out loud!"
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"Mothman."
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About three things I was positive. First, Edward was a cryptid. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably a monsterfucker.
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Bonus:
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big-idiot-wolf-boys · 11 months ago
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Bf wants to know what would happen if smyers vampires were shot with a gun. I told him the bullet would either ricochet off or it would splinter/shatter their skin. Thoughts?
@edwardsvirginity @musingsofvenus @panlight @witchyangela
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the104yearoldvirgin · a year ago
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Some stoner at Forks High: Yo Emmett, I saw you chuck Alice across the forest last weekend when I was smoking in up in a tree and the impact probably should have killed her. Are you guys, like, lowkey immortal?
Emmett, immediately:
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justastupidlamb · a year ago
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do u ever think about how we’re all just a bunch of ppl who loved the same thing as kids but got shamed for it causing us to pretend we didn’t like it, but for whatever reason we still love it and some of us decided to start twilight blogs even all these years later, which started a renaissance of fans bonding over the nostalgia this series brings us but also making it our own and creating a community that transcends the books&movies completely. bc i do.
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bellasredchevy · 6 months ago
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the feminine urge to jump from a cliff, not caring if you live or die, just to potentially hallucinate your ex boyfriend
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haletwinsstan · 9 months ago
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twilight + text posts: twilight characters as the gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme
bonus:
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*whispers frantically from a dark alley* Hey there, Female Protagonist... *opens up my comically large trenchcoat* would you be interested in getting your hands on some agency?
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themeadowscene · 7 months ago
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Bella's Breaking Dawn wardrobe is TRAGIC, her "after" car is TRAGIC, the entire trajectory she undergoes from being in love with her things, attached to what they mean to her and her sense of their personalities, to conformance to a specific brand of generic sleek wealthy femininity is just depressing. and SMeyer was clearly allowing her vision of Bella as a self-insert wish-fulfillment kind of character to overwhelm her consideration of who this character actually IS and what she actually wants.
as if her love of her classic rusty old truck and her resistance to a certain genre of feminine clothing (in the movies and the books!) was just an opportunity for a couple throw-away sassy lines so that we could fit the "headstrong female lead meets overbearing male lead" romance novel archetype, without considering what those traits actually MEANT for this character and how those traits would have actually developed. the whole concept of that "after" car depresses me!!
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edwardsvirginity · a year ago
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The wolf pack: hey carlisle, remember how you were alive and a citizen of this nation when they stole our lands and you did nothing to stop them? Remember how you were around for the trail of tears and just let it happen? Remember how not only are you a british American who actually materially benefitted from our colonization, but you're also a vampire whose instincts tell you to murder people, and whose presence literally caused many members of our tribe to go through painful physical transformations without their consent? Yeah, well, we're going to be the most understanding people in existence and allow you to live near us peacefully, but you have to follow the treaty you made with us and not murder anyone or come on our land
The whole cullen family:
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edwartmullen · 6 months ago
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Given that Carlisle is blonde, it would’ve made more sense for Alice, Edward and Emmett to use the hale surname and just say they adopted three
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bite-me-didyme · a year ago
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"Fudge you my child is the best and brightest of us all" ma'am Edward just flashed his glittery ass at a town of innocent italians in an attempt to exit the simulation
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symmetria42 · a year ago
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forks needs a neutral therapist who is aware of all the supernatural stuff going on bc let's face it all of the wolves and the vamps seriously need someone to help them work through stuff
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big-idiot-wolf-boys · 9 months ago
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Hey what are the thoughts on Charlie developing a relationship with cora the waitress?
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the104yearoldvirgin · a year ago
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Every boy at Forks High School in the year 2005:
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