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deadghosy · 2 months
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THIS DUO AS READERS X HAZBIN HOTEL GANG
prompt: two gen z twins fall into the grasp of hell and the hotel crew as they cause such an entertaining impression.
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These two cause so much trouble in one go. Like literally you guys plopped into hell just causing chaos as the pink twin started to set hospitals and buildings on fire as the green twin was just scamming sinners😭.
The twins died looking like their favorite colors, green and pink as the smart one was green and the slight dumb one was wearing pink. The twins even have matching bracelets that have the other’s color. They also died as Gen z’s.
Oddly enough, the pink twin can go into the wrath and pride ring as the green twin and can stay in the pride ring and go into the envy ring.
You two can’t even BE LEFT ALONE HOLY SHIT- LITERALLY CHARLIE HAD YOU TAKE CHARGE IN THE HOTEL ONLY FOR THE BAR TO BE BURNT DOWN AND A HOLE IN THE WALL 😭😭
Alastor found the green twin amusing as they are very quick and smart. Hell they were the one to figure out that Alastor was in a leash when they first met him. So alastor made it his goal to try to trap the green! reader. He also found the pink one amusing, but they were just a nuisance at times 
Pink reader and Angel dust is such a funny duo as he seems to look after you since you aren’t good at taking care of your own self which is sad but at least someone cares for you.
“You’re not ascending to godhood. You’re just dehydrated….” “OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOY!” *few minutes later* the pink twin was breathing heavy on the floor. “Hopital..”
I feel like Lucifer would definitely try to adopt the twins as he find them adorable. Like Lucifer had most definitely made a pink and green duck with a magnet that makes the two ducks hold feathers.😭💗
Niffy love the twins equally as they like to hang around with the hotel maid as she shows them how to clean.
Sir Pentious find you two amazing as literally green! Reader overthinks a lot but pink! Reader doesn’t think and just acts head on. So he gets green! Reader to help with his building as pink! Reader just decorates.
The egg boiz love hanging out with the twins as they just walk around and cause havoc inside the hotel and to residents.
Headcannon on pink! Reader knowing how to use and gun and accidentally shooting themselves only to regenerate themselves as everyone panics except their own twin.
I imagine Cherri trying to bring the twins to a club and the green one is like “if you’re bring us, prepare for shit to go down.” And Cherri didn’t believe it until the club is ablaze as pink! Reader just smiled with their sharp teeth showing with their twin beside them having a tired face like. “I told you so.” Cherri’s face was so traumatized at how you did it.
Vaggie most definitely has some rules for you, even a bed time for pink as they are so adhd core 💀 so she need to drain their energy before they set anyone on fire.
It was a dark hellish night as the green twin walked into their shared room for the big dinner. “Hey just double checking, you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night with the staff right? I’m dying to go to that new place like I can’t-” the green twin stops seeing their own twin spacing out. “Oh sorry, dinner, tomorrow, me.” “YAYYY” the pink reader starts to clap excitedly
Husk hates pink! Reader as they are so damn energetic and have no filter. Yeah husk has no filter as well, but pink! Reader has the worst filter ever to the point husk wants to duct tape their mouth.
STOP IMAGINE PINK! READER DRIVING LIKE SPONGEBOB AS GREEN! READER IS READING OFF A MAP SO CALMLY😭😭
“IM DRIVIN THIS HOOEEE” pink yells as green just calmly looks up and point to an exit turn as pink swerves the car as if this shit was Tokyo drift.
The combat the twins is so strange but destructive, like literally green’s combat is martial arts and poison as pink is street fighting but also just weapons like guns and bombs.
The Vee’s fucking hate the twins with a passion as those two are just bad luck for them.
lol I can see pink just bursting into the Vee’s tower on accident as green just waves at the three overlords.
Velvette finds the twins worthy of being models for her, but the thing is when she finally got the twins to meet her. They both accidentally ruined her studio as there was fire on the floor and curtains. HELL EVEN THE FIRE IS ON FIRE?! HOW TF-
Vox had found green amusing at how smart you are with calculations. He thought he could trick you with his hypnotizing power, but nah you poked that bitch’s eyes. He yelled falling to the floor just screaming at green being a bitch and a whole lot of degrading words. 
Valentino likes pink..for some reason . It’s because you are pink like Angel dust… but like then his admiration fell so quick when you glitter bombed his whole porn studio.
Pink! Reader was arguing with Vox as green! Reader has a needle ready to drain blood from the tv overlord. “Fuck you, YOU BITCH” “ya mama.” “YA MAMA, with cha bald headed ass.” “Ahh you mad.”
Yeah pink has a restraining order from the Vee’s as green just gets a warning 😭
Pink is a pyro maniac as green is a mad scientist type shit. 🦆
Yeah so the twins lore is that they were in a bad household with a mom who was a stay at home mom and an alcoholic dad that cheats. The parents were very verbal and physically abusive. So the twins only had their self.
I can imagine that green! reader had told pink! Reader a joke and was going to tell another resident only for the pink twin to fuck it up cause they found it so funny.
“Did you know, that 1981 was the year that-” “AAAAaaaAAAAaaAA-”
Tbh green is the reason why Alastor is sometimes scared to talk to them about his plans. Like green would stare at Alastor and Alastor would just sped walk away. 😭😭
The twins troupe is also “calm friend x chaotic friend” cause of course it fits them but really green is also a psycho in a making
Green was the type of kid to burn ants and dissect frogs and animals. As pink also burnt ants but thrown rocks at houses and cars. But they most definitely burnt old houses and thrown hot honey buns at people 😭
“I FEEEL LIKE A FEM QUEEN! I FEEL LIKE FEM QUEEN! I FEEL SO CUNTY!” Is how pink! Reader felt when Angel dust did their makeup as they watched RuPaul‘s drag race series.
Imagine the sibling fights just being so chaotic as they literally have to wear a “get along” shirt lmao 😭
The two siblings literally was playing rock paper scissors when all of a sudden a bomb was heard off in the distance making green immediately looks at pink who just nervously laughs and runs off.
There was a time when pink awakened their hell powers on a Thursday as green was so confused. “Pinkie, how are you doing that?” The green reader says pushing their glasses to their face seeing their twin floating. “I-I-I- I don’t know broccoli, I’m scared.” “Well come down.” “I can’t. I-I-I- I can’t. Get help.” The pink twin says to the green twin as they are floating to the ceiling.
Yeah Lucifer had to take them down as he put a spell on pink! Reader for it to never happen again.
Below the cut I show I imagine then personally💗
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Their personalities:
Green! Reader- calm, secretly crazy inside, smart, protective, over thinking, sometimes snappy, just wants to be loved.
Pink! Reader- cunty😘, crazy, starve touched, hyperactive, not focused much, under thinking, destructive.
Their appearance:
Green! Reader- looks like a teen and an adult. Has straight hair with glasses. Possibly have a mole by their cheek or lip but definitely has freckles. They are skinny but curvy as they don’t gain weight much.
Pink! Reader- looks like a young adult and a teen at the same time. Has curly hair with glasses but eye sight isn’t as bad. Has a mole by their eye and has freckled skin. They are slight chubby but more on the thicc side with the right thickness in their body.
Their specific pronouns:
Green! Reader- any, but people usually call them a he/him & she/her
Pink! Reader- she/they and them/her.
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twosoulss77 · 13 days
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Radioapple Concept: One day the Archangel Micheal got the news of his little brother having found a new lover, and decides to have a little fun by taking his brother’s looks, and hit on the deer.
Micheal slides on the chair next to Al to grab his waist in a friendly way. He wonders for how much time he could trick this guy. This was gonna be so much fun-
“Hey babe how-
Slam
Micheal blinked hard as he suddenly find himself unable to move, arms behind his back and a not very friendly deer on top of him. Some people were shouting, but his ears were ringing and for some time he could only hear his ragged breath coming fast. The deer must have slammed his head on the table pretty hard…
“Who the fuck are u?”
Shit how did he-
“Alastor what are you doing?”
“Boss that’s lucifer!”
“Guy’s what’s happening?where is the fire?what’s wrong with Alastor?”
“Yea and what you mean he is slamming me on a table? I mean I don’t have anything against it but-“
“Dad!”
“Sorry sweety I was just-“
Michael could see the exact moment Lucifer’s eyes met his and he couldn’t help the little grin as he easily released himself from the deer’s strong grip, reappearing next to Lucifer.
“Hello little brother!”
“Michael…”
Lucy grumbled under his breath and Michael felt a little smile form on his lips. He did miss him.
“What are u doing here”
“Can a brother not come to visit his family once every millenia?”
“Funny so now I am your family? And I was referring to you trying to hit on my boyfriend brother”
“Well I saw him all by himself, and I thought to have a little fun but”
He turned to look at Alastor, who was now leaning on the table, ears twitching, grin as tight as he could stretch it. And he could feel that the little sinner was very displeased by his little trick early. Opsie
“You spotted me. how did you know I wasn’t lucifer?”
Michael cocked an eyebrow at how how Alastor scrunched his nose up in disgust before tooking a step forward.
“You smell”
“Don’t you fuck touch me again”
Michael could only stare with his mouth agape, very offended, and stopped the urge to try and sniff himself.
Cause he did not smell! He was the fucking Archangel Michael for god sake!
Lucifer begin crackling next to him, the little shit, and followed Alastor, who was walking away from them at a surprising speed.
“Does that mean I smell great then?”
Alastor turned to look at Lucifer with a crack of his neck, smile more soft at the edges.
“Umm u smell like apple”
“Is that a good thing?”
“Yea u basically like drug for me Lucy. Congrats”
Lucy literally sputtered and his face was bright yellow now. Ohhh his little brother had it hard
He felt a little guilty to have tried to hit on the deer. Just a little
“Wait babe were you going?”
“Taking a shower…I feel dirty”
“I can come with you if you want”
“Fuck off”
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multi-fandom-imagine · 2 months
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Found some names for Alastors daughters
First is Mary, after Mary Lou Williams, who is known as the “Mother of Jazz” due to being the first successful woman to make a career in jazz music and the first woman to start a record label.
Second is Kathryn, after Kathryn Elizabeth Smith, know as “The First Lady of Radio” and after WW2 “The Songbird of the South” who was the first women to have her own radio show.
Let me know what you think
THANK YOU! I was struggling with names and I love them
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am-i-interrupting · 16 days
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Concept: Alastor explaining how he does want to have sex a lot of at all to reader and expecting some pushback because he hasn’t unpacked his acephobia yet and them just turning on a vibrator and saying, “I’m good,” leaving this 1920s ass man befuddled, bemused, and slightly offended.
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randomraytrash · 3 months
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Lmao Alastor is the first character I can confidently say is giving "I'm fucking with your wife" like we are conspiracing a revolution and not "I'm fucking your wife" to Lucifer
And I'm incredibly pleased
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prince-liest · 2 months
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Do you think that Alastor tastes like venison, human, or a weird mix? If so, please especify how.
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This is the most cursed fucking ask I've ever received, so of course I am going to answer it in full seriousness. I particularly like how it's phrased like an English worksheet problem.
Since this came directly off the kissing post, I think that he tastes like normal human in that respect (as opposed to Vox, whose head is literally a weird TV screen, nevermind whatever is going on with his insane blue tongue situation). HOWEVER, since I've committed to a number of deer trait headcanons, particularly regarding Alastor's jumping ability, I bet that if you cooked up the appropriate fleshy bits from the rump, leg, and shank, he'd taste like venison.
His organs probably just taste like half-congealed blood and desiccated nothing, though. I'm not convinced most of them are functional. I like to think he runs off of hellish magic and pure unadulterated vim, depending on which part of him you cut open and where he is on the scale of smarmy hotelier to kaiju at that moment in time.
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hazbinbossbrainrot · 3 months
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Dustmoth / Radiohusk fans: Eww! You like Huskerdust/Stolitz? That’s so toxic! Don’t you know that’s Stockholm Syndrome?
Stolitz / Huskerdust fans:
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Shark babies are called puppies and referring to someone as their lil puppy seems like something a cringe pimp would say so hc that Val calls Vox that and when Alastor finds out about that he incorrectly assumes this must mean that Vox has secretly been a dog this whole time and will now have to kill him
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lilfriezatyrant · 2 months
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Either he is pleased too or thinking:
"Only you may grab me like this."
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jadeazora · 2 months
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I'mma just say it, I could see these two hitting it off:
You're never fully dressed without a smile! 😃
Would probably kill a man (Alastor was a serial killer in life and in his afterlife, the existence of Trainwreckshipping, especially where Volo is somewhat at fault for Ingo's temporal displacement)
Fashionable
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crj-online · 23 days
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I made this comic awhile ago and forgot to post here :)
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zootopiathingz · 5 days
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rapid fire: what would charlastor name their 15 kids
1. Beatrice
2. Arwen
3. Belle
4. Florence
5. Simon
6. Emily
7. Alastor Jr.
8. Charlotte Jr.
9. Olivia
10. Roseanne
11. Sabrina
12, Harrison
13. Bernadette
14. Madilyn
15. Timothy
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hannibalistichabit · 1 month
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Hazbin Hotel is a shitty adult knockoff of Gravity Falls and I'm tired of pretending it's not
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a-hazbin-reader · 2 months
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YES BABY 4!! Their serious about that army!!
Oh my stars
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prince-liest · 23 days
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Are there any other things that you're particularly exited to write but can't make you're brain do it? Like with the radioapple fic,,, or well, maybe not on the same level of priority but still wanna? I ask cause I've been having the same trouble lol, just in. drawing form, I can't for the life of me do a good radioapple piece😫😫 the vibes are just off, the brain don't wanna brain rn
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I totally understand!! <3 Happy to help!
And I think the radioapple is the main thing that's hitting me in the "Fuck, I can't?!" button right now, but another thing that I would like to write but just haven't had a solid idea for (and frankly just need to rewatch some of the actual show for) is radiorose!
I love Alastor and Rosie's shenanigans so much, from the way that he does a little fawn bleat when she swings him around to the fact that she immediately starts offering him advice on soul deals to be made to the way that they encourage each other's nefarious goals. I get the impression that they both give each other a lot of leeway that they don't offer other people (especially Alastor), and I want to explore the contours of the liberties they let each other take as well as where the boundaries stand. Also, Alastor is always softer with women and it gives me the warm and fuzzies. Truly, they're evil besties and I want to dive into it at some point in the future.
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ajtheram · 3 months
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Alastor wasn't the only one
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[Hazbin Hotel redraw]
[Scene from: Hazbin Hotel Season 1 episode 5]
[Time taken: 3 hours 39 minutes]
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