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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Philza, while driving the car: So, how was your day?

Wilbur, age 8: We almost got surprise-adopted!

Philza: What?

Techno: We almost got kidnapped.

Philza: Oh, okey.

Philza, slamming on the breaks: WAIT WHAT?!

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thatweirdguyinthebushes · 3 years

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wilbur: ill let you know a secret, tapl- whenever i fill in the names of people i want to play with, i always put technoblade. hes not even in all of them. tapl: yeah, ive heard hes pretty good at video games. wilbur: thats not why i pick him.

#wilbur soot #technoblade #twintwt #tapl #sbi

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homankfc · 2 years

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The twins!

#Twintwt #bracelet #willbur soot #technoblade #techno #sleepy bois inc #sbi

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pontsalin · 3 years

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Can I say how much I hate the fact that the subtwt for Techno and Wilbur is called twintwt?

#i've become a huge hater of them being related JBQDFG #but honestly even if i didnt hate it its just really annoying like bruh.. its not canon change the name i beg you..#sol mumbles

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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*After Techno accidentally broke Wilbur's guitar *

Wilbur: How's your drink? Techno: Techno: Did you poison me? Wilbur: Don't be so dramatic, it's a mild sedative. Enjoy your rest, Techno.

#tw drug mention #techbur twins #twintwt #twin au #twins duo #incorrect quotes #incorrect sleepy bois inc #incorrect sbi #technoblade #wilbur #wilbur soot #incorrect mcyt quotes #incorrect sbi quotes #sbi #sleepy boys inc #sleepyboisinc #dream smp incorrect quotes

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Wilbur: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing. Philza: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing. Techno: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements!?

#twintwt #techbur twins #technoblade #wilbur soot #incorrect quotes #incorrect sbi quotes #incorrect sbi #sleepy bois inc #philza minecraft #philza #incorrect sleepy bois inc #dream smp #dsmp

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Techno, 10 years old: There's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly. Wilbur, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Techno: Please don't do anything overly dramatic and stupid. Wilbur: You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature.

#twintwt #techbur twins #twin au #twins duo #technoblade #wilbur soot #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #incorrect quotes #dream smp fandom #incorrect sbi quotes #sleepy boys inc #sleepyboisinc #sbi #incorrect sbi #incorrect dsmp quotes #incorrect dsmp #dream smp incorrect quotes

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Techno: I have a perfect memory! Name one thing I have ever forgotten. Wilbur: You left me in a mine-shaft three weeks ago. Techno: That was on purpose, try again.

#twintwt #techbur twins #twin au #twins duo #technoblade #wilbur soot #wilbur #dsmp #dreamsmp #dream smp fandom #dream smp #mcyt #techno and wilbur #wilbur and techno #techno #incorrect sbi quotes #incorrect sbi #incorrect sleepy bois inc #sleepy bois au

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Wilbur: *playing the guitar* Techno, trying to read: Do you take requests? Wilbur: Sure! Techno: Stop.

#twintwt #techbur twins #twin au #twins duo #technoblade #wilbur soot #dream smp #dsmp #dream smp fandom #wilbur #techno #incorrect quotes #incorrect sbi quotes #incorrect sbi #incorrect sleepy bois inc #incorrect dsmp quotes #incorrect dsmp #sleepy bois

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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*Wilbur coming back from a frat party*

Techno: You smell like weed.

Wilbur: I am weed.

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