#twisted trunk

[andthebeanstalk]

Hey anyone else remember the episode of Adventure Time called "Evergreen" where it's revealed that the original bearer of the crown to whom it was "forever linked" was actually a neglected child (and prior reincarnation of Finn) named Gunter trying to be like his wizard father?? Anyone??? Because I had fully forgotten until re-watching the episode last night and I'm losing my mind about the implications.

(This episode is also a devastating look at how a mistreated child unconsciously learns that he must treat himself and those he has power over as cruelly as he has been treated. Adventure Time has so much sadness and madness, y'all.)

#original #at #adventure time #Finn the Human #Evergreen Adventure Time #Gunter adventure time #simon petrikov #Evergreen the wizard makes the crown to stop the Lich comet against the advisement of every other Elemental #Evergreen looks a lot like the Ice King but the twist is that his servant / son Gunther ends up having to use the crown to stop the comet #but since the crown grants the user's truest wish and Gunter's wish is to be like Evergreen #instead of saving all life Gunter becomes a crazed parody of his cruel father and ostensibly dies moments later from the comet #so now whoever bears the crown is not linked back to Evergreen they are linked to a boy pretending to be Evergreen #they become a parody of a parody #and now it's happened again but Simon has the choice to be a better father than Evergreen #another Gunter has become a parody of his neglectful father. #although even Ice King was not as cruel as Evergreen. nor this Gunter as innocent. I'm excited for the next episode of fionna and cake #fionna and cake #also the gemstones are eyeballs stolen from a lava elephant that looks like tree trunks #tree trunks #I think there's a good chance that elephant is still alive and wants its eyes back #also the Thematic implications of the name Evergreen matter a lot to me

[rath00ker]

THERES GONNA BE AN OCTAVINELLE SHOWCASE‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

#Floyd is coming home with me even if I have to put him in the trunk of my car and drive off with him #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #twst azul #twst jade #twst floyd #octavinelle

[christinered]

The Moon always looks wicked when standing under twisted trees.

Welcome to New York City.

~Red

#christinered #sub for dom domme for all #wisdom of a redhead #wiseass smartass badass #alpha female #easily amused #the moon #winter in new york #end of winter #signs of spring #creepy trees #october skies #twisted trees #tree trunks #bare trees #they call me red #redheaded goddesss

[volfoss]

It's been really sweet how the cats are getting used to my rollator 🥹

#twist rambles #bruno was really scared of it at first but he LOVES to sit on the seat as i walk and try and get pets #and Noli got a puffed tail a few times at first but she LOVES to rub against it now. i think its all the little edges and knobs and stuff #but idk. it's really sweet to me :) like i worried theyd be super scared for a while but its only been a couple days and theyre used to it #also went outside with it for a bit and it went well! pain in the ass to get it up and down stairs and in the car trunk but it helps a ton #sorry its like 4 am im just posting stuff o7 but idk. i stay silly about it and it just makes me very happy to have something that helps me

[fagdykebassboy]

we need teleportation so i can go get tattoos all my favorite artists are in fucking berlin and belgium😭😭

#it literally goes like this every fucking time #*sees badass neotrad/blackwork horror artist *checks profile *private studio germany books closed $7000/hr #wahhhhhhhhhhh #i have found like. One blackwork studio like an hour away tho it looks super nice. So theres that. #but like. My favorite artist is in fucking belgium and she only does large pieces (which i loveee) but you know her shits expensiveeeee #and her books are only open once a yearrrrrrr😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #shes @/tessa.von on insta btw her work is sooooooo fuckin sick #she does these blackwork pieces with super interesting stippling shading and lots of detail im so in love with all of it #my favorite piece of hers is definitely this full elephant back piece with like four tusks and the trunk like twisting between them #it fucks sooooo harddddddd #she does a ton of dragons too they’re all soooo sickkkkk

[outrageousmenshair]

I don’t think we’re ready for this jelly for them boys, I don’t think we’re ready for this jelly for them boys, I don’t think we’re ready.

#Twist trunk and shout #Shout shout let it all out #Jelly Rollin' in the Deep #Pop goes the reference

[sheltiechicago]

“Tree Knot” 

Hefty Tree Trunks Are Twisted and Knotted Into Surreal Sculptures

French artist Christophe Guinet, aka Monsieur Plant, creates fantastical sculptures that will make you do a double take. Inspired by nature, particularly trees, his latest series, Twist, features hefty pieces of wood contorted into five striking forms. Each one was installed in a natural setting, instilling a sense of wonder in the environment.

“Barbed Wood”

“Infinity”

“Wooden Lace”

“Nature Lover”

#christophe guinet aka monsieur plant #artist #art #sculptor #surrealism #tree trunks #sculptures #nature #twist

[mobtism]

can not wait til my brother and i get to dragon ball z tho. even tho im gonna hate the sacrificed characterization ... i cant wait to rewatch the cell saga & frieza saga again after all these years

#i think i remember tearing up during one of those arcs as a kid. icr which one or why but it was one of the first times i ever got #emotional over a show 💛 wee! #i wanna say its when goku 'dies' in frieza arc..... but icr #actually now that i think abt it. i did tear up at gokus death but SOBBED at the end of cell arc. i remember just holding the little booklet #that came with the dvd set and just sobbing as i tried to read thru the pages lmfao #icr how that saga ends. trunks probably died or smth (he was my top favorite as a kid) #anyway :-)!!! dragon ball💛 #it kinda sucks. don't get it twisted #i'll talk and post abt it a lot but. there are better things to watch #just holds a special place in my heart for many reasons 💛💛💛💛 #🌟

[tenshindon]

If Bulla was a lesbian May she be a lesbian with Pan?

my brother of course

#snap chats #top ten twists you didnt see coming goku and ve6eta's fams are dating #i could be talking bout goten and trunks too thats the best part

[peridotite]

jesus christ goku’s nightmares get worse each time LMFAO

#very graphic #17 and 18 killing gohan and krillin in one hit snapping chichi's neck and twisting trunks' hand to make him stab himself with his own sword #damn! #my posts #dbz #sami watches dbz #its sweet that trunks was in it bc he knows how much the androids put him through though

[taxi-davis]

#stretch break kids #shoulder shrug #spread wings #thumbs across palms #trunk twist #wrist and finger press #you know the drill #stretching #exercises #old web #webcore #early 2000s #polygons

[yzzi69]

Spidey ass

#halloween #fall leaves #costume #twisted tea #trunks #dragon ball #spiderman

[zealousartisaneggsshepherd]

In the World of Twisted Wonderland Omniomniverse, it has so many different trunks underwear brands for the Omniomniverse human sized transformers to wear, and it has brands like Rosso, Calvin Klein, Hanes, Jockey, Hanro, Saxx, and more for the Omniomniverse human males to wear them.

And my favourite trunks underwear brands is Rosso , Calvin Klein , Saxx and Hanes. And it has a small trunks underwear brands logo on its left side and has a small red Heartslabyul logo , and dark black spade tattoo on its right side of the trunks underwear on each side. And all of my favourite trunks underwear brands like Rosso , Calvin Klein, Saxx and Hanes wear fit me very much that because my weight is 65 kg for make my crotch to get more bulge.

My favourite colours list on my trunks underwear is

: Acid green

: Alloy orange

:Amber

:Aqua

:Beaver

:Black bean

:Buff

: Cadet grey

:Dark brown

: Orange

: Fresh orange

:Electric lime

: Erin

: Fawn

: Crimson

: Dark blue

: Red

: White

: Dark grey

: Dim gray

: Deep Space Sparkle

: Striped colours trunks underwear and more another colours like green of another trunks underwear brands

And every colours on this list has a small trunks underwear brands logo on its left side and has a small red Heartslabyul logo , and dark black spade tattoo on its right side of the trunks underwear on each side.

#Twisted Wonderland Omniomniverse #My( Shirohito Spade's) favourite trunks underwear/ colours lists

[inthiswhisper]

michael: when i gave up dean, you didn't think to question it? to ask why? dean was resisting me. he was too attached to you, to all of you. he wouldn't stop squirming — to get out, to get back. so, i left, but not without leaving the door open just a crack.

—

jensen’s subtle mannerisms are really good. can’t get over his michael portrayal.

#so much more obvious now that we've had dean back for a while #anyway what a plot twist #and garth is still in the trunk #supernatural #spn liveblog #14x09

[staryarn]

Freak sprite accident

#someone asked me to get sodas out of the trunk that were rolling around (i dont really drink em) #and like. i hate opening the garage to get stuff out of the trunk #so i just keep it closed #and at the very back of our garage is a slight dip in the concrete. right near the trunk #and im wearing godamn inside sandals #and i almost twist my ankle #i caught myself at the last second but by god does it hurt #it hurts to rest my leg like. i can still walk its just painful #so i at leat overexerted my ankle muscles and stretched them more than fhey whouldve because. ow #not enough to keep me in pain through ambien and wake me up but. enough to where i immediately felt it when I woke up #i gotta figure out how the hell to cushion it #shiko speaks #if it was a dr pepper accident i wouldve forgiven the situation

[guyawks]

Trunk-or-Treat

“Is this your first time trunk-or-treating, Janet? You and your son Eddy are gonna love it!”

My neighbour Yvette beams while adding the finishing touches to the cobwebs in her minivan’s display. All around the parking lot is a sea of similar Halloween decor in car boots, each as detailed as hers.

“Yes” I answer, adjusting the ghost display in my own car trunk. “My family just moved here from the city.”

“Oh it’s so much more convenient than trick-or-treating. Instead of taking your kids door-to-door collecting candy, here we just park our cars in a local church parking lot and collect treats from the open trunks. Since everyone lives so far apart in this rural town, this works way better. Life’s all about adapting.”

Eddy bobs in excitement in his monster costume. Eager, he sets off running towards the spookily decorated minivans and kids lining up for candy.

“This does seem fun for the kids, Yvette” I tell my neighbour skittishly while she passes out chocolates. “But how safe is this? With all these strangers’ cars…”

“Honey, trunk-or-treating is much safer than trick-or-treating!” she reassures me. “We’ve got plenty of parental supervision and kids aren’t wandering further than the parking lot. Relax and-”

Suddenly, I hear the sound of a car boot slamming shut and an engine roaring to life. The black SUV at the end of the parking lot immediately begins racing out of the bay. Eddy is nowhere to be seen.

“Hey!” I scream. “Who’s car is that!? Are they…abducting one of our children?!”

Everyone spins in the direction I’m pointing in to see the SUV with tinted windows erratically pulling out. With a screech, it goes tearing past us.

“Oh my god, someone, stop that car!”

At once, all the trunk-or-treating parents begin shouting and giving chase to the mysterious van as it flees, all while frantically checking that their children are safe.

“Did anyone get its license plate?!” calls out one of the parents. “Is anyone missing?!”

Amidst all the panicking chaos, I notice Eddy running up to me. I reach down in relief and give him a big hug.

“All done—no one noticed a thing” he whispers to me fiendishly. I smile a fiendish smile back.

…

That departing van, driven by my husband, was the perfect distraction.

It left my son just enough time to crawl under each of the cars parked in the lot and cut their brake lines. Tonight, when each of these hapless families drive home they’ll find themselves smashing into trees instead of digging into sweets.

Murdering clueless trick-or-treaters has been something of a tradition for my family. We saw no reason to stop just because we moved to the country. Life’s all about adapting.

The truth is trunk-or-treating is about as safe as trick-or-treating.

Which is very unsafe—when I’m your neighbour.

#trunk-or-treat #short scary stories #short scary story #horror #short story #fiction #jeremy c. north #guyawks #writer #author #story #writing #narrative #flash fiction #microfiction #twist #twist ending #reddit #trick or treat #trick or treating #halloween #candy #sweets #costumes #trunk or treat #trunk or treating #cars #kidnapping #car brakes