#twisted was playing as i wrote this

[gaybearwedding]

hi hi hello i have been gone forever due to various reasons such as “work” and “mental illness” and “having developed a kpop hyperfixation that has been occupying most of my attention recently” but i need everyone to know that i saw off book live twice last week (in philly with a friend and then in nyc with my girlfriend) and it was truly so everything. i didn’t get many pictures but i did get a few and none of them are very good but one of them is of jess’ amazing stool balancing act and that’s all i need really

#flow of the rings a volcano story i love you forever and ever #tryin’ the musical i love you also #also i asked a question during the talkback at the philly show :] #if it gets released as an episode and you hear someone named will asking about the hedgefrog logo that’s me <3 #i want to be active on here more i miss it #i’m thoroughly enjoying being a little unhinged about kpop with my friend bee (the one i saw the philly show with actually) #but it does make a little sad that i haven’t been as fixated on zach and jess lately #they are still everything to me though don’t get it twisted #it’s very much a Special Interest TM so i will probably have other z&j phases #but regardless i do enjoy this silly little corner of tumblr #and i love that pibe has like Actual Fan Content now it’s beautiful #and i AM going to finish and post my malpal fic i PROMISE i just. don’t know when 😭 #accidentally wrote an essay in the tags whoops #anyway i can’t promise i won’t disappear again but i’m gonna try to be more active #mine #off book #play it by ear #pibe #zach reino #jess mckenna

[cto10121]

I think I had a breakthrough as to why the tiresome fan theory that Meyer was racist towards Jacob to the point of “destroying” her own character to elevate Team Edward is so popular. And I think it has to do with racism.

Almost from the very beginning Jacob has been framed as the socially appropriate and even conventional choice of suitor for Bella. His dad and Bella’s have been friends for years and Bella had known and played with Jacob’s sisters. When they meet again after many years Bella remarks how easy it is for her to talk to Jacob. During New Moon Charlie approves of Bella’s friendship with Jacob and is firmly Team Jacob in Eclipse. When Jacob says that he and Bella together as a couple would be as “easy as breathing” and that Bella wouldn’t have to give up anything of her human life with him, it not only rings true but is affirmed by Bella’s narrative, re: her vision of two kids running into the forest. And he’s a Native American character.

Edward, on the other hand, the inappropriate star-crossed lover—forbidden in a particularly visceral way—the one for whom it would be downright dangerous to Bella’s health to be with, the one who is most attracted to her blood, the one that haunts Bella’s dreams and fills her with aching passion, lust, and fascination, the one whom she goes the distance (literally) for to save and be with, the one who incurs Charlie’s wrath and disapproval and Renée’s concern…is the fantasy equivalent of a rich white guy.

Socially and economically, Bella is not supposed to be with Edward. Her true “social math” match as a girl from a working class white family is with Jacob.

In framing these love interests the way she has, Meyer subverts the common love triangle framing of dark/light, forbidden/conventional, even in classic romances (Linton as the conventional rich white guy and Heathcliff as the racially ambiguous forbidden lover in Wuthering Heights, the rich white Fleur-de-Lys and the poor but exotically beautiful Esmeralda in Notre Dame de Paris). In doing so Meyer elevates class as the most potent obstacle for the romance instead of race.

I’m not sure why Meyer did this—most likely her Austen influence reared its genteel bonneted head, as Brit Lit is notoriously class-obsessed. But for a series written for an American audience and is otherwise very American (the car culture especially, ho boy), this inevitably inspired backlash. Americans are notoriously very precious about race and Meyer’s blatant disregard for it in the romance definitely struck a racist (and classist) chord.

To say that a low-income Native American love interest would have been a perfectly acceptable if conventional choice for the white heroine than the rich white male love interest is something few people with racial prejudice (or who see everything through race and disregard class entirely) would accept. Meyer did not toe the race line—which means, of course, that she is racist herself, either in not making race the exclusive factor or in making the white lead as the superior and more intense love. Is she truly, though—or is that mere fan projection in being triggered by antiracist choices in the narrative?

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight renaissance #new moon #eclipse #fan dumb #it’s still a fresh twist after all these years #if it weren’t for the werewolf abilities jacob could have been white #almost nothing about his character would change lol #i grew up reading tons of brit lit too and ho boy #class is everywhere #even shakespeare who was predominantly psychological #even in his least sociological plays it pops up #austen ofc wrote about nothing else

[designernishiki]

when i started following you i was a firm bisexual kiryu believer and now with every post about this man im more and more leaning into “oh so hes just a gay man heavy in denial. okay”

all according to keikaku

#welcome to my twisted mind #im glad my insane ramblings arent in vain #this was supposed to be a stupid doodle in response to this ask but I got carried away and now it looks like a youtube thumbnail #but yeah anyway. when I first started playing the games I was sorta the other way around from what I am now- thought it’d be more likely for #kiryu to come off more bi and majima more outright gay. but the more i played and Absorbed and thought about stuff i realized man. #kiryu’s just. really not into women. like whatever majima is / whatever preferences he may have he seems overall pretty flexible #and pretty likely to be an Anything Goes sort of guy #in comparison to kiryu who’s just #not into women. period. and it is not subtle. he doesn’t have majima’s charisma or social skills so he doesn’t talk himself around it #or really give excuses or whatever else. so it’s pretty stark sometimes in a way less ambiguous way than with majima in my opinion #anywho it’s almost 5am I should go to bed #kiryu #kazuma kiryu #yakuza #rgg #rambling #my art #im realizing the way I wrote the words on that doodle kinda look like the yakuza dont hdhdjfjf that was not on purpose #*font

[twistedroseytoesy]

Since you love Phineas and Ferb so much, how about using the song Gitchee Gitchee Goo? Perhaps for a confession?

Cute thing with Floyd, he and mc in a relationship, mc doing a cutesy confession thing with the song. Sorry if I seem a bit blunt with the explanation, first draft was almost finished then Tumblr ate the entire thing… so ya. This took longer than it was supposed to. Frick tumblrs writing platform.

It had been a fun-filled karaoke night at the mostro lounge due to mc getting their phone fixed by Idia. This allows them to share many unfamiliar songs from their world, bringing a new adventure with each piece of music they shared. many of their friends were there, from the aduce duo, to Kalim and Jamil, a few of the other first years, and of course the octatrio.

The night had been fun, but Floyd was getting a bit bored of pop songs and watching people awkwardly stand on stage reading the projected words. He wanted something interesting, or to go to bed.

Luckily the night was winding to a close, and his interest peaked due to the last song being sung by his shrimpy.

"This one's for you Floyd!" they said as the light rock song started. Floyd's full attention was now on them as they got ready to sing.

Ladies and gentlemen, and my friends! I'm mc and this has been fun and we're gonna sing a song!

Bow, chicka, bow-wow That's what my eel says Mow-mow-mow

And my heart starts pumping Chicka-chicka choo wow Never gonna stop Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

My eels got his own way of talkin' Whenever he says something sweet And he knows it's my world he's a-rockin' Though my vocabulary's incomplete I know it may sound confusing. Sometimes I wish he'd give it to me straight But I never feel like I'm losing, Losing! When I take the time to translate Here's what I'm talkin' 'bout

Bow, chicka, bow-wow That's what my eel says Mow-mow-mow And my heart starts pumping (Oh) Chicka-chicka, choo wow Never gonna stop Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

Well I don't know what to do I don't know what to do But I think I'm gettin' through I think I'm gettin' through 'Cause when I say, "I love you" When I say, "I love you" He says, "I gitchee gitchee goo you, too!" Gitchee gitchee goo you, too (Gitchee gitchee goo you, too) Gitchee gitchee goo you, too! Don't need a dictionary

Bow, chicka, bow-wow That's what my eel says Mow-mow-mow And my heart starts pumping Chicka-chicka, choo wow Never gonna stop Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you

I said, a-bow, chicka, bow-wow That's what my eel says Mow-mow-mow And my heart starts pumping Chicka-chicka, choo wow Never gonna stop!

Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you Gitchee gitchee goo means That I love you, baby, baby, baby!

Baby-baby-baby-baby Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!

They finished with a flashy pose, panting heavily from singing and dancing to one of their favorite songs. Before they could really catch their breath though, Floyd had pulled them off of their feet and into his arms. They wheezed as the excitable eel man squeezed them close.

"Awwww! Gitchee gitchee goo you so much Shrimpy!" Floyd cooed. Mc squirmed weakly in his grasp, he loosened the hug a bit to allow them to breathe. The others groaned at the cheesy sight in front of them. Ace told the two to get a room. He shut up really quick with a pinpricked glare from Floyd.

"I-I'm glad you liked it Floyd." the prefect wheezed out, still a bit winded from the performance and the hug the tall eel was still giving them. "Though, I'm pretty tired after all that. So I should probably head home to go sleep," they said trying to wiggle out of Floyd's arms again. Floyd didn't budge as he was thinking. Then his eyes brightened and Mc knew they weren't going to get to go home tonight by that look.

"I have an idea! since it's already so late and you're so tired~" Floyd started nuzzling the top of their head. "How about you have a little sleepover! Azul will be fine with it. Right, Azul?" Floyd said now looking over at his dorm leader. Azul sighed knowing that Floyd would take Mc to his room despite anything he said.

"Sure, as long as you both aren't too loud. I'll allow it." The white-haired young man said shaking his head. Everyone quickly filed out of the karaoke room and to their own destination. Mc was honestly fine with this outcome, especially since Floyd moved them from his arms onto his back as he made a whinney noise like a horse and even reared back a bit before running toward his room. Mc held onto his neck tight and Floyd laughed happily as did Mc. Off on yet another fun adventure together.

#twst #twisted wonderland #my stuff #my writing #twst x reader #twst parody #parody #twisted wonderland mc #asks #thank you! #hope you like it! #thank you for the phineas and ferb song! #honestly want to do so many more! #this was so much fun! #a bit annoying since my first story was lost but whatever #I could hear the song playing as I wrote #yeeeeeee

[bowtocakemaster]

i’m the villainess but please don’t talk to me

i was reading a villainess manhwa as one does when i suddenly got the urge to write this little thing. im not gonna continue it but i wanted to share it. i hope you like it!

--

“How did I end up in this situation?”

Blue eyes swept across the sea of people in the ballroom. There were whispers here and there, some people glancing over at the stunningly beautiful blue-haired lady standing by the wall.

“Aaaahh…I want to go home and watch stream vods and play video games! But that’s impossible!”

A perfect smile twitched slightly behind an aquamarine fan. The lady held her fan closer to her face in order to hide her crumbling composure.

“What composure? That never existed the second I woke up in this place!”

Lady Juliana Mintaura, the most beautiful woman in the Empire.

“That’s right…”

She is the daughter of Duke Nathan Mintaura, the Sword Saint and the most powerful noble.

“Indeed…”

But she is also the most cruel villainess with an infamous reputation.

“Yes…”

Blue eyes closed, the perfect smile crumbling behind the aquamarine fan.

“THAT’S ME.”

Inside Juliana, an internal conflict was happening.

“Why did this have to happen to me?! I, Karina Weiss, am in the most dire pinch of my entire life! Or would that be my entire second life…?”

That’s right. This was not Juliana’s first life. The soul inside Juliana was that of a humble introvert named Karina Weiss. Born and raised in the modern world of her past life, Karina–now Juliana–was panicking in the midst of a party for nobles.

One month ago, Juliana had a dangerously high fever, and in the midst of her suffering, she remembered the life she lived as Karina. She was a normal girl who was quite the introverted otaku, but otherwise led a normal life. She didn’t have big goals like becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but rather she wanted to be a housewife and enjoy her hobbies. A simple happiness was all she wanted.

Juliana sighed quietly. “That was all I wanted, but then that damn driver just had to be texting on his phone!”

The fire of anger burnt within her and those who were nearby nervously shuffled away.

“This is why you don’t text and drive, people! I was just on my way from picking up my long awaited figure of my favorite character from ‘Winding Wonderland’ and then some idiot ran me over! Now I’m never going to get to play the event I was waiting so long for that had him as an SSR card! And don’t get me started on how scared I was when I realized I was dying!”

She sighed again, shaking her head to compose herself. She looked back at the sea of people, taking in her surroundings.

“I died and got reincarnated into that game I played, ‘For the Light of the Saintess’. I really just got isekai-ed, huh? Didn’t think I’d actually live out the life of one of my favorite genres.”

“For the Light of the Saintess”.

It was an Otome RPG set in your typical magic academy for nobles. The protagonist is a commoner girl named Marie who was adopted into a baron family. She was admitted into the academy as the baron’s daughter and over the course of the story, it is discovered that she has light magic, making her the saintess that will purify the world of evil alongside the men who adore her.

Of course, any otome game had to have a villainess to be the rival of the protagonist. That villainess was Juliana Mintaura. She was elegant and beautiful, but looked down on commoners and as a result, looked down on Marie for her commoner background. She was cruel to the servants and was quite the elitist. Truly a villain of villains.

“And now I’m that Juliana. Just like in anime and manga, I got reincarnated as the villainess. Not only that…”

She started walking, heading to the terrace for some fresh air. After confirming that no one was around, she sat on one of the chairs and folded her hands in front of her, nervous sweat falling from her face.

“I don’t even remember how the story went or what triggers the events! It was a fun game and I enjoyed it, but holy crap do I not remember everything about it. How did those people in anime and manga manage to remember every event and dialogue choice?! I have vague memories of how things happen, but a lot of it is pretty hazy.”

Juliana put her hands on her face in despair.

“Luckily everything that Juliana learned is in my head, so I can whip out noble manners and etiquette without a problem. That part is covered, thank god. But I’m still an introvert through and through. I don’t want to talk to these noble people as much as possible. There’s so much that goes into it and all I want is to gush about my favorite stories with fellow fangirls!”

Truly, Juliana was in the most dire pinch of her second life. Somehow, someway, she had to fix her reputation as a cruel woman and not follow the plot of the game. Easier said than done, but at least she had the grace period of one year before the game started to try and salvage things.

“Let’s just hope things don’t turn out like they do in anime and manga. All I want is to live quietly, indulge in my hobbies, and NOT get involved with the main cast. I just wish there were video games here…the internet too…”

Being the daughter of the Sword Saint and the most powerful noble meant that Juliana was loaded. She could laze around for the rest of her life, doing whatever she wanted

“I have so much money that I could roll for all of my favorite character’s cards and it wouldn’t make a dent. Ah…I could’ve had that SSR masquerade ball card…”

Her hands fell from her face and she looked up at the sky.

“Well, at least this game had a glasses character, my ultimate favorite type of character. Maybe I could get some glimpses of him while I try to fix up my reputation. That’s some sort of comfort I guess.”

Juliana looked back down at her hands and clenched them. This was her life now, and she had to deal with it. No matter what, she was not going to end up like the original Juliana. In the game, Juliana was executed for dabbling in dark magic in order to get rid of Marie.

“There’s no way I’m gonna end up like that. I’m gonna laze around and live a life of luxury! I know that every time a reincarnated protagonist says that, they get involved with the main cast, but I’m gonna do my damnedest to make sure that that doesn’t happen!”

She stood up, determination burning within her as she walked back to the party. Come what may, this introverted weeb was going to do her best to avoid the game’s story. A life of luxury awaited her if she could just play things right.

“Ah…”

Juliana stopped, putting her fan in front of her mouth in thought.

“I hope the heroine isn’t a reincarnated person hell-bent on making the story happen…”

~~

Marie hummed happily as she combed her hair.

“In one year,” she sang. “In one year, I’m going to have my very own reverse harem~!”

#fiction #original fiction #original writing #villainess #villainess isekai #isekai #snuck in my favorite game atm #which is of course twisted wonderland #i dont play the jp version but i was referencing azul's glorious masquerade card #this is not proofread #i wrote it and posted it so #yeah #writing #original work

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

the thing about geiru is that she says she wanted to frame uendo because she wanted him to suffer for taking her father’s stage name, but she wrote owen’s name with the cards instead of uendo’s implying that either she assumed more people knew about owen/the body would be found by someone who did know who wasn’t her, that she knew no one knew but that it’d get find out in the trial to cause maximum pain for uendo (ick), or that she was freaking out because she just, like, killed someone or something, and wrote owen’s name down just because he was the one there, but then like. obviously, she had to know uendo was gonna see the cards, right?

i guess you could say that she assumed that uendo would wake up with the body & freak out, alerting someone before he could change the cards around or hide them, but once again, no one knew who owen is besides her

#i guess that implies theres more rakugo students than just geiru & uendo but i think what it really implies #is that the writers wrote this to get to the twist & did not think things thru #ace attorney #a plays aa #aster speaks

[kay-kay-is-kray-kray]

Been on a tears of the kingdom kick and utterly consumed by this game, so here's what I think how the boys would play the game:

Riddle: doesn't.

Trey: Found out there's a recipe list and that intrigued him. Is an avid explorer motivated by the food and environments. Has completed the recipe book.

Ace: spends more time paragliding than anyone. Dude probably Speedran to get Tulin once he heard about his ability. *Active* participant in Korok space program. He cheeses every shrine he can even though he's perfectly capable of solving the puzzles.

Deuce: makes pretty good zonai devices, especially motorbike ones with emitters on them. The problem is that he hasn't figured out how to upgrade his batteries.

Cater: takes screenshots of everything and anything. Looks up guides so he can get the different outfit sets. 100% skateboards the rails instead of using the minecarts. Shield surf champ.

Leona: that dude who posted himself on Reddit killing 5 lynels in the coliseum, no damage no mounting, then says it was easy.

Ruggie: sneakstrike king we stan. Dude never takes off any of the stealth outfits and knows exactly when to fold.

Jack: Dude maxed out on stamina before the 2nd dungeon. Also has the nicest dream house in Akkala. Is the most committed to sidequests.

Azul: has somehow memorized the coordinates of every key area. Comes in crazy prepared for every battle and situation. Knows exactly what fuses to use because he has tested every single possible combination. Has also taken inspiration from the recipe book into the Lounge's menu.

Floyd: naked run 3 hearts for funsies, has completed all of the shrines but doesn't feel like cashing in his rewards, purposely taunts the gloom hands and other horrors. Started cashing in on batteries the second he realized he could commit vehicular homicide.

Jade: loves collecting shrooms, knows every recipe on the book. Spends a lot of time on the various mountains this game has to offer. Pretty sure spends a lot of time in the caves too. Has the most bubbul kills.

Kalim: Minecraft extra-ore-dinaire. Dude has 115k rupees because he keeps finding diamonds in his ore. I don't know how he does it. Is unaware of the duplication (or any other) glitch.

Jamil: also a sneakstrike king and knows how to make good Zonai devices but Kalim keeps interrupting his game time during critical moments and his missions fail. Is very good at dodging enemies, almost at Leona's level.

Vil: plays during his downtime. Is a very good fighter and explorer and also has made some amazing zonai devices. Is just an all around good player.

Rook: A+ sniper, no eyeballs needed. Dude took out a gleeok on the first day. Has maxed out the compendium. Takes the loveliest photos too.

Epel: the berserker of the cast. Will throw himself into moblin camps for sport while screaming. Has the most golden apples of the cast.

Idia: Speedran the game the very day it came out, now spends his time making Oppenheimer-like B52s and testing them out with Koroks and enemies alike. Spams the duplication glitch. He also owns the collector's edition and I already hate him for it.

Ortho: creates those zonai devices that terrify me on Twitter. He also studies the enemy AI a lot. Is that dude who figured out how to simultaneously use batteries and electricity to stay in the air.

Malleus: plays just to see the dragons, then dips.

Lilia: spends most of his time in the depths. Is loving The Horrors™️ and having a grand old time. Has the largest dubious food collection.

Silver: the only person to actually treat the koroks well. Somehow collected all of the seeds.

Sebek: plays defensively and with two handed weapons. Keeps getting wiped out in 2 hits because he keeps forgetting to fuse. Insists he knows everything. Has maxed out all his pony points. Named the giant black horse "Malleus" (would have named him Lord Malleus had there not been a character limit).

#twisted wonderland #riddle legit doesn't play games #twisted wonderland memes #I don't feel like tagging I wrote this because I need to distract myself from this migraine #kalim also treats the koroks well he just forgets they exist #tag yourselves I'm Jack and Lilia #it's not a zelda game to me without horrors

[advernia]

HOW FAR WILL YOU GO TO PROTECT AN ACQUAINTANCE?

ONE —

Ortho was staring.

Maybe if this were some manga panel, Ortho would have his eyes drawn really, really big - popping out with the veins and all that, as large as saucers. If this were a VN scene, then maybe Ortho's dialogue box would be filled with an 'EHHH!???' text or something similar - totally not skippable by the skip or force read option, voice line as long as the actual text.

"B-brother, you..."

Idia lets out a small laugh, grabs the can of soda on his desk and drinks. Well... this wasn't that bad. It could happen sometimes. Besides, there were others that did this for him too, when he started out. Why not return the favor?

"Did you seriously allow your character to be killed, brother!?"

"Hey, someone had to tank the boss' phase one and two states," Idia says, watching his party hack the boss to shreds while his character was... well, bleeding ungracefully on the corner. "Besides, they can handle this. That HP bar's going lower and lower, and - "

There's a bright flash of light, then suddenly a 'CONGRATULATIONS!' takes over the entirety of the screen, a gaudy display of gold text and colorful confetti.

"OH YEAH! CRIMSON MUSCLE RULES!"

TWO —

"... What's up with the door?"

Jack gestures to the tall door in front of them, its keyhole shaped small and round. As for a doorknob...

Well, there was no doorknob to speak of - just some large hole where a doorknob should be, theoretically.

"Ah, just some accident," Ruggie shrugs. Jack watches as he just slips in a hand through the hole - there's a loud groaning, some strange creaking sound, then the door swings itself open without problem.

Ruggie slips his hand off the hole, then struts into the dim room without a care - Jack simply follows his lead, a hand coming up to cover both his mouth and nose. The room was musty - guess both Ruggie and Leona weren't joking about the room not being aired out.

"Cabinet on the very left end, and... aha! Here we go - some blankets, pillows... think one's enough?"

"Uh... I don't know. Maybe two would do."

"Sounds right, Grim-kun looks a pillow hogger. Let's just add a smaller one too, and... yep, that's it. Beddings for our lodgers. All yours. Don't drop a thing."

"Thanks, senpai."

"Don't worry about the smell and everything. I'll give 'em a quick clean with magic before we hand them over."

"That's... generous of you."

"Heh, it's not everyday we get visitors in the dorm - might as well make them feel comfortable, right? Shishishi!"

THREE —

Thin streams of water dance about the magical gem - with a flick of the wrist they rush over to the blankets and pillows set on the table, lifting the objects up into the air. What were thin streams of water began to dance and swirl around to a rapid pace, spreading and expanding until they formed a watery orb that consumed the beddings whole.

Jack could only watch the display of magic with his mouth slightly agape, not tearing his eyes away for a second.

"By the way, Jack-kun," Ruggie says, voice sing-song as he waved his wrist back and forth like a conductor, the water's flow going along with his movements. "Why didn't you offer your room to Yuu-kun and Grim-kun instead?"

"Huuuh!?" there's the pitchy edge to Jack's response that has Ruggie snickering.

"Shishishi! I knew it - you didn't think of that, huh? Then again, you were actually expecting Leona-san to take those two in here without a fight earlier, too!"

Jack lets out a sigh, scratches the back of his head. "Well - I thought he wouldn't mind if it was those two... since we dragged them to all that trouble..."

"You mean the whole Magift tournament thing?" Ruggie hums. He points his magic pen to the center of the watery orb, then - boom! The water appears to have exploded, but it hadn't - it only separated itself to return to its simplest form, to the thin streams of water they used to be.

"... I guess."

"... Man, you really are a softy, aren't ya?"

"I am not!"

FOUR —

What used to be his spacious, empty couch was now lined with blankets and fluffed pillows.

Leona sighs at the sight, a hand coming up to massage his temple. By the Sevens - he was really gonna have some lodgers in his room for three whole days, huh?

"That's everything," Jack says, walking over to where Leona stood. "I'll call for Yuu and Grim now."

"... Whatever."

Leona leaned against the wall, crossing his arms against his chest. When Jack walked past him and was out the doorway, Leona calls out to him.

"Hey," Leona says, voice something low. "You said you were there when the herbivore made a contract with the octopunk."

"I was. What about it?"

"What did it look like? The contract."

"It was... a sheet of glowing yellow paper. It wasn't glowing because of its color or the lighting, though. It felt and smelled like... the paper was made of magic."

Leona hums.

"That so."

1: no dupe lmao! here's everyone's context:

idia -> it's a party effort!

ruggie -> who'd pass up three days of free labor? (ch3)

jack -> i-it's just returning a favor! (ch3)

leona -> ... this could be useful. (ch3)

#twisted wonderland #idia shroud #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #leona kingscholar #shoutout to this batch for having a complete house! they come in a nice order too lmao so its a good thing idia went first #lmao added context for idia: not sure if they're playing a mmorpg but i'd like to imagine idia bus rode lilia when he started out aha #five days left for may means five days more of the queue to go! feels like i haven't wrote much of these guys haha #notable person who kept popping up if i recall goes to jade lmao should count that when i get back #q&a

[feywhimsy]

playing leyla today did nothing but hurt me 🫠

#sequence of events from my play today: #1. the dream guardian appears in the form of leyla's bf. who she hasn't known the fate of since she was yoinked #2. leyla takes this to mean that traven died. she takes her anger out on some goblins. #3. tiefling party time! astarion immediately propositions her. she's sober enough to know what she's agreeing to but tipsy enough to say ye #anything to distract her from realizing she's lost what she thought was her soulmate. or one of them at least #4. they fuck. it's almost good enough to forget traven exists for the night. almost #5. LITERALLY THE NEXT NIGHT the guardian appears again. it's like a twist to the gut. she doesn't know what to believe #the guardian says he's an adventurer like her. that he was infected. leyla has HOPE #but she can't help but feel like there's something wrong. that it's just her mind playing tricks on her. #after all... the others are having similar dreams. certainly this couldn't be traven... #aaaand i closed down immediately after that long rest bc i was emotionally compromised #whoops i accidentally wrote a novel in the tags #forgive me i am Sad #i still intend her to romance gale btw!! #leyla just deals with her emotions. physically. and astarion was down soooo #plus she let him bite her neck so she could be a bit more out of it #leyla needs fantasy therapy tbh #moxie plays bg3

[journal-of-an-outlaw]

#this is genuinely one of the funniest dialogue options they wrote #I was DYING #mass effect #citadel dlc #that clone was a wild twist I had never played it before

[welcometogrouchland]

🌟 luz and willow owlhouse for the song + character asks!!

(I've never made playlists for characters that aren't my ocs before but just know that I do have hypothetically drafts of ones for both Luz AND willow I love them so much 💕♥️)

Luz 💫🐍:

Magic by Pilot- stupidly self explanatory. I hope you all know that the first version of this song I ever heard was Selina Gomez's cover made for the Wizards of Waverly place movie...

Fine, Great by modern baseball- "I hate worrying about the future/when all I wanna do is worry about everyone but me". S3 Luz. I won't elaborate past this point (/j. I know this song ALSO describes a specific relationship in some parts but more importantly it describes a specific mindset that's applicable to Luz. Hell, these are all pretty explicit problems she has in episodes like hunting palismen, reaching out, thanks to them, etc)

New Soul by Yael Naim- this song gives me shrimp emotions that range from hope, to nostalgia, to sadness, to comfort, all of which associate itself with Luz in my head bc she too produces shrimp emotions in me. It's not necessarily a coming of age song but it FEELS like one, and that's enough for me

Willow 🌸🐝:

Invisible Girl! by Morgan Reese- a season 1 willow track! It's upbeat and funky despite the sad and relatable topic and that just screams willow to me lmao. Little miss "those are bones" "not if I don't look down!". But also specifically the superhero comparison is appropriate to me because Willow is actually super talented and capable she just doesn't see that yet.

Mona Lisa by mxmtoon- okay okay admittedly I got this one from an AMV. I'm not ashamed to admit that. But it is good and I'm correct for the association. It's about the confidence it's about stepping into the spotlight after staying out of it for so long!! It's about the CRESCENDO AT THE END!!!!

Sunflower by Michelle Leigh- makes me think of her and amity. Subsequently makes me sob. Self explanatory

There's so so many more I could add but I limited myself. This is me limiting myself

#ramblings of a lunatic #asks #toh #minor tagging it. it's too much for me to fully commit to maintaining it but it's too much for me to NOT tag it yknow? #anyway there's so many more that i didn't put on here that i thought about/wrote out #me voy by julieta venegas is a luz song. yes it's explicitly about leaving a bad relationship with a person BUT the opening lines- #-speak to a fundamental feeling of being misunderstood in both your nature and intentions (in your heart at the song says)- #-that it feels like it could be broader. the opening lines remind me of luz and so much of her conflict is abt staying versus going #also i twist romantic songs to non-romantically fit my blorbos all the time so. shrug emoji #I almost put everyone blooms by the front bottoms for willow but decided against it bc while the lyrics work really well #it doesn't make me think of her on instinct yknow?? #i think of father and son by cat stevens a lot w/ luz bc of how important parent/child and mentor/mentee relationships r to her #i think abt willow when listening to a lot of Lucy Dacus (namely hot and heavy and brando. again these are explicitly romantic- #-BUT that won't stop me from making them abt willow and amity) #also a lot of ship songs i couldn't include for both of them #play the field is a lumity AND huntlow song. lesbianism and sports. #i associate several backstreet boys songs with hunter and willow and refuse to elaborate on this any further due to shame #luz would like boot by tamar kali and worms in my brain by noah finch. willow would like ringtone by 100 gecs and fire by kimya dawson #you get it #i have a lot of opinions #it's ass o clock rn. I should go sleep

[goldensunset]

the contrast between issun’s in-game model and the way he draws himself is so so so. yeah. it’s everything to me actually

#AND THE MOST TERRIFYING THING IS. his self portrait is actually probably the more accurate one #sure he looks Little Boy but all the lore evidence points to him being like. 50. #i mean maybe poncles are just like hobbits where they’re still considered children until they’re like 30 #okami #okami spoilers #another excellent moment of Oh Man Every Plot Twist In This Game Is Obvious To The Japanese Audience: #he literally wrote ‘ore’ next to his portrait of himself… because he is the artist and the narrator.. #something i was genuinely blindsided by at the very end of the game when first playing

[volkswagonblues]

reading good fantasy can be so fun and life-affirming but read one (1) fantasy novel with bad world-building and it’s like injecting itchy caterpillars under your skin

#i'm currently reading one random fantasy book from my library's LIbby #and the sheer laziness of the worldbuilding is making me howl #like it's set in a fantasy kingdom based on ancient china #but it's so damn lazy about it #it's like the author just wanted to set something IN ancient china except with slightly more gender equality #but couldn't be arsed to come up with even a single interesting twist #like ok i'm familiar with wuxia and the genre where you play fast and loose with history #but so many of the worldbuillding details are ripped straight from contemporary chiense headlines #its like if i wrote a version of alternate medieval england #where the greatest threat is razor blades hidden in halloween candy #like cmooooooonnnnnnnnn try harder #this isn't the xiran jay zhao books though i have to be clear #it's another series #and i'm coming off fresh from Six of Crows which is very good and very competant worldbuilding so the comparison is not flattering....

[jojolimons]

professor layton and the unwound future is instantly my new fave in the trilogy, i dont have to write out my name at the start, god BLESS

#limon talks #one of the names i use has a B in it #it was very hard im both games to get it to recognize when i wrote a B #it was somehow worse in the second game at detecting my writing #i think i was stuck on the intro for like. 10 minutes. #or at least it felt like it #might share my thoughts on the games when i finish the third one #for now i'll just say i like 1 slightly more than 2 #it has a cooler twist at the end and a more satisfying story imo #i also think 2 had an ok story just a lot more dumb elements in it #both are pretty enjoyable tho #i love the art in this #kinda gives over the garden wall vibes #ik this came first but w/e #also the character design reminds me of cdi-zelda in a good way #anyways the main reason im playing PL is for the crossover game #i probably dont need to but i figure why not

[dreamswideawake]

ooc; Been writing Poet for a year today!

#🎭 twist the drama of the play (ooc) #[It's kind of crazy to me how quickly that time has gone. I originally started writing him on Disco. (which is where I still predominantly #write him tbh). I wrote his backstory in a matter of hours...and he hasn't stopped talking since! I love this lil' gremlin sm]

[ervotica]

18+, lil smutty drabble of my fav dilf spiderman! @pxgeturner all for u baby, not very good but I forgot I wrote this for ages!

The first time Miguel fucks you he’s sure this is what heaven feels like.

You’re wet and warm and tight; you fit snugly around his cock as he splits you open, bullies his way in until the soft lips of your cunt flare and part for him. He’s tentative at first and then, as you moan and whine and wrap your legs around the thick width of his waist, he doesn’t feel so guilty for bringing tears to your eyes.

You’re a feisty little thing, only tiny in comparison to his hulking stature (not that its particularly difficult to be); you hiss and snark when he gives instruction, you pinch and gripe and poke at him until he presses you against the bed with his full body, flips you and twists your hair round his hand to use as leverage as he fucks into you deep. You’ve never felt so full, the breath knocked from your lungs as he pounds into you so far you can feel it in your throat.

You choke on it, gasping as a thick, calloused hand pushes your head into the mattress; he’s a weight right between your shoulder blades, a welcome one that only adds to the beautiful pressure building in your cunt from his fierce drilling into you; it’s like the lick of a flame the way he lights your body up, playing all the right strings to have you a writhing mess underneath him.

“Attagirl, ah, squeezing me tight, fuck!” He groans, fingers travelling from your head to your jaw, snaking and curling just on top of your pulse point and giving it a good, firm squeeze. You keen, the edges of your vision blurring out somewhat as he sends you careening into your first orgasm of the night in a blind, white hot state of pleasure.

You both know it will be nowhere near your last.

#miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara fanfiction #miguel o’hara smut #miguel o’hara fic #miguel o’hara x you #miguel o’hara imagine #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara x y/n #atsv x reader #atsv miguel #atsv fanfiction #atsv smut #writers on tumblr #writer #writing