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idoit101 · 24 days
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twisty ink
oh my god it's a skeleton with hair
my au of ink, we will call him twist!ink, or just novaris.
they play all sorts of instruments, mainly guitar or trombone
loves to make things-- in this au, ink is rather a creator than a guardian, or just a mix of both-- still working on that idea
has atleast 4 or more creations they call their "children" because the creations are living and breathing and are practically beings who do indeed have souls
they die and then become soulless
their soul is pretty much rainbow color and for now we'll just call it "creativity"
their nicknames are nova, inky, and they go by they/them, or sometimes he
original ink by comyet!
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kammartinez · 1 month
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Jazz is everything in New Orleans. Not the buttoned-up kind where folks sit politely or stand behind podiums. New Orleans jazz curves and swerves. A map so twisty it can only be real. Strumming banjos, slapping washboards, banging piano keys, thrashing trumpets and trombones and who the fuck knows what else. It all melts together and people cannot get enough.
from Scorched Grace (Sister Holiday Mystery #1) by Margot Douaihy
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euphoricrybaby · 3 years
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luca and alberto 🐟🇮🇹
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silenzio bruno y'all
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blueberrycheetah · 3 years
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“Piacere, Girolamo Trombetta.”
“nice to meet you my name is twisty trombone!”
Translation to Alberto’s greeting in Pixar’s Luca
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let-love-run-red · 3 years
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Imagine watching Luca with our favorite Italian teddy bear, Garcello 😌💖
Babe I am soft? Also I feel like Garcello is very similar to this when watching movies
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- Garcello is a commenter when it comes to watching movies at home. He can't stop himself from little quips and remarks about the movies.
- Garcello didn't really ever get into cartoons during his childhood so he isn't big on Disney movies, but when you beg him to watch Luca with you he relents because he loves you.
- You don't give him any synopsis of the movie at all, just that you really want to watch it with him, and it's set in Italy which catches his attention.
- He tries to follow the plot as much as he can, but he isn't as interested, until Alberto is introduced.
- He laughs for a solid three minutes when Alberto introduces himself and says his phrase in Italian. You had to pause the movie until he calmed down.
- When you ask why he's laughing so hard he has to take a deep breath to calm himself.
- "He just said 'nice to meet you my name is twisty trombone." He manages to explain before laughing again.
- After that he pays more attention. He translates everything they say in Italian for you.
- "Wait did you want me to watch this because Alberto has abandonment issues?" He's now sitting cross legged on the couch fully immersed.
- "Oh so they're gay." He says during the scene where Luca first has the dream of touching the giant fish. He's correct.
- The rest of the movie is full of little comments he makes and his laughter.
- He's glad there's a bit more queer representation in kids movies now, even if it isn't said outright.
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madammuffins · 3 years
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“I’ve missed you.” The words whispered as his arms tightened.
Luca returned the embrace, tucking his head into Alberto’s shoulder. “Piacere, Girolamo Trombetta.”
“Right!” Alberto pulled away suddenly, and Luca felt his cheeks hurting with the wide grin, the familiarity in the suddenness of Alberto’s ever changing emotions. “What’s that mean?”
“Nice to meet you.” Luca laughed, rubbing the back of his head. “I'm Twisty Trombone.”
Alberto’s mouth opened, closed. He frowned, then grinned again, arm slinging around Luca’s shoulder as he led him towards Signor Massimo. “Okay, how about-” He cleared his throat, chest puffed out, “Avere le mani di pasta Frolla.”
“You just said you have pastry hands.” Luca snorted, swaying with the body rocking laugh coming out of his best friend.
“Oh, that can't be it!" Alberto wiped the laughter spilling from his eyes, looking at his flexing fingers, as they stopped before Massimo.
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bluezey · 3 years
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I feel we should get together and catalogue the differences between dubs of the film Luca, cause so far I've overheard a couple and they're just fascinating
In the Japanese dub, they have an extra song after the end credits song (that I keep forgetting the name of, sorry about that 😅). The person who discovered this translated the lyrics and found out it's a song about enjoying the little things of summer like sunshine and fireflies. Since this film does take place in a memorable summer, I like that they added a song about a memorable summer. This person also went the extra mile and switched from dub to dub, and found that the Japanese dub is the only dub with an extra song in it.
EDIT 2: @therealabby2015 gave more info on the song, it's called Boyhood Days, the melody fits the theme of Luca and you can hear for yourself at https://youtu.be/1kMLrpVTAFI
The Polish dub takes the "Alberto don't put that in your mouth" line from Alberto explaining what a Bruno is to a whole extra level. It's still there, but added an extra detail to it by changing the line to "Alberto, don't eat glass." Holy crap, Alberto attempted to eat glass, and ignored his little voice that said don't? How is this kid still alive??
The Korean dub has Luca call Alberto still by name, but sometimes he says a Korean word that means "bro." So in the Korean dub, Luca calls Alberto bro. The person who discovered this was a little disappointed that the Korean dub "bro zoned" them. But I dunno, they can start out as bros and later become a couple. Or, hell, maybe "bro" is Luca's pet name for Alberto. I don't think this addition cancels out the possibility that they are or can be a couple. In fact, I think it makes their relationship throughout the film that much closer, even in a friendship level.
EDIT: @lambentlaments pointed out that hyung or "bro" is not limited to "bro zones" but is used to refer to someone that is a close older male, as close as an older brother, and can also be used by couples. Not only does this mean Luca and Alberto can still be a couple but SPOILER ALERT this could also show Alberto was already family before even meeting Massimo, as Luca was basically referring to Alberto as his older brother
If you noticed any other tiny differences in the dubs, let me know, I'd love to hear them. In fact, I might figure out the audio dub track option on Disney Plus to watch Luca in Italian. I don't know Italian, but I feel like it'll be more fun and authentic to watch it in Italian, and I get to hear the voice actor for Ercole reprise his role and speak in Italian. I do kinda wish I knew Italian though, so I can see how they worked around Luca and Alberto not knowing what that "human greeting" meant. My guess is it sounds so confusing, that Luca really wanted to know why humans greet each other by saying "nice to meet you, twisty trombone" 🤣
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nyttvera · 3 years
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Hey Vera 💛 I laughed so much about you hearing two lines from the english version of Luca and that it was too much for you hskdks. And as far as I know the director said that the 'girolamo trombetta greeting' is a silly kids thing from his childhood. "It’s a pun with a hand shake that goes with it. It’s Italian roughly for 'nice to meet you my name is twisty trombone!' And as you say your name you mimick the name in the hand shake movement." I don't know if that sounds familiar to you hskd? But anyways I get that you're a wreck now because aren't we all, it's such a sweet and beautiful movie! ✨
agatha my love!! yes dbjsbd I can still hear it “tÓMMASO cAn i ásk yoü sOmethingg?” and I was like okay i cannot get through this version. the weirdest part about English movies set in other countries is that everyone has an ACCENT except from the main characters and it was just too strong, I would have laughed for the whole movie.
also i rewatched the greeting and it makes sense now bdsjbd cause the sign is mimicking a trombone and Giralomo is a name but “gira” means turn so yeah it makes but at the same time I’ve never heard it in my life fbskdn. I just asked both of my parents and they are very confused as well but it might be a regional thing. the director of the movie is from Genova so I’ll check with my Ligurian friend cause I wanna get to the bottom of this fbsjdbdn.
and yeah it wrecked me... it was refreshing not seeing a big PLOT, im here for the good vibes and the found family and it truly hit the target. 10/10 i cried all my tears and I loved it
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loreofthekidults · 4 years
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Cocoa & Chili | Yoon Jeonghan
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focus: jeonghan
words: 2k
genre: stranger things au / high school au / marching band au? / fall themes
description: I’ve been really missing stranger things this year, and with the onset of fall, I decided to start writing instead of just moping around bc lets be honest, without svt I’m not sure we could remain sane this year. Thank you to all the hosts of the #caratrevival event, it’s really motivating and inspiring to see all these creators! This week’s themes were Jeonghan and your Favorite Hip-Hop Unit song, which in my case is Chilli. Hope you enjoy the references!
a/n: Thank you to @woozisnoots​ for making such an amazing banner for this fic. Check out her writing too and enjoy!
Also, happy birthday Jeonghan!
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Jeonghan stomped down the stairs into the warmly lit basement. He scanned the room for the small, black case, but blankets, board games, and backpacks were strewn into every corner and across every surface. He stalked past the group crowded around the round table staring intently at their character sheets. 
“Have you seen my flute case, Seokmin?” Jeonghan called out to his younger cousin behind him. He threw a pile of jackets off the floral armchair and rummaged a hand through the cushions. Nope, not there. 
“No idea!” The kid didn’t even lift his head from arranging the grid with the figurines of his new campaign. 
“Are you really not going to tell me?” Jeonghan gushed as he hopped over and encased Seokmin in a suffocating bear hug. He pulled his scrawny cousin off his chair and began to swing him back and forth in the air. “Pleeease? Please please please? Just give me a hint.”
Seokmin, ever the happy bug, screamed his head off like a pigeon in fright while intermittently shrieking in laughter. 
Across the table, Mingyu giggled but continued to roll for his stats. Vernon spared them a glance, but simply chose to ignore the chaos beside him while Hoshi guffawed his distinctive laugh and clapped his seal clap. Seungkwan sighed dramatically but couldn’t help joining in on the attack.
“Come on, tell him! Then we can finally get him out of our hair and start playing!” Seungkwan protested as he tickled his helplessly flailing friend. 
“Okay, okay!” Seokmin gasped, “Check the vcr pile—it’s probably somewhere there.” He pointed to the corner of the room where a mountain of plastic cases rose beside their boxy television. Jeonghan immediately let him go, letting him drop heavily onto the carpeted floor. It only took a moment of scavenging for him to spot his flute case stacked underneath Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and his collection of Twilight Zone tapes.  
“Is it a home game today?” Vernon asked, glancing at the marching band helmet lying on the table.
“Yup, glad we don’t have to travel an hour to Soomantown just to watch their football team wreck ours again. We can get wrecked 10 minutes from home this time,” Jeonghan chuckled as he grabbed his shako helmet and ruffled Seokmin’s chestnut-brown hair. “Thanks, bud.”
“DM for us next time,” Seokmin hollered after him, his head a mess. “We miss your campaigns!”
“Alright, maybe next time.” Jeonghan stuffed his instrument and shako into his Jansport and threw on his periwinkle blue marching band jacket. “Don’t forget there’s Grandma’s chili in the crockpot if you guys get hungry.” He clamored back up the stairs, out of the toasty basement of his childhood where he used to weave magical stories of monsters and heroes with them. 
It wasn’t as if he no longer liked Dungeons and Dragons and the crazy storytelling that came with it, but he had other things to fill his time than sitting at home playing make-believe, especially with—as much as he loved these kids—newly minted freshmen.
As Jeonghan opened the garage door, he was met with the crisp smell of decaying leaves and fresh air of October. He closed his eyes as he took a deep breath in. Oof, so chilli. 
A slight moldy stink tickled his nostrils, though. Crinkling his nose, he opened his eyes just to see another kid speeding on his bike up the driveway to the house.
“Hey, Jeonghan,” The kid hopped off and threw his bike haphazardly onto the grass. “Nice outfit.” He swung his backpack at him as he dashed past him into the house. 
“You better hurry up Dino, else they’ll start without you,” Jeonghan called, half-heartedly dodging the swing.
By the time Jeonghan parked his car behind the high school and strolled onto the fields toward the rest of the marching band, he couldn’t help but miss the cozy heat of the basement. 
Rubbing his hands together desperate for any warmth, Jeonghan walked towards where Joshua was kneeling in the grass assembling his clarinet. They waved at each other in greeting and began sharing complaints like two elderly patients deeply offended by the cold seeping into their joints.
Seungcheol shuffled over and pointed a gloved finger at Jeonghan. “Late! That’s going on your record Yoon Jeonghan.” He made an overly exaggerated effort in taking out his pen and writing Jeonghan’s name in his notebook. 
“Chill, man. What’s the point of being friends with the drum major if I can’t dodge the rules sometimes?” Jeonghan whined despite laughing at his friend’s antics. 
Seungcheol just wagged his finger at him accusingly. “Make him run laps,” Joshua softly suggested with his mischievous smile. 
“No time, unfortunately. We gotta go warm up soon.” Eyes scanning the expanse of light blue uniforms, Seungcheol was back into drum major mode. “Oh hey, the trumpet girl is late, too.”
They turned to look at the new girl in town stepping onto the field. It wasn’t often their small town had any visitors, even rarer a new resident family. 
“Anyways,” Seungcheol clapped his hands, “let’s get into your sections.” He wandered off into the crowd, ordering his classmates to start warming up while brandishing his trombone in one hand like a disgruntled substitute teacher. 
Joshua stopped Jeonghan for a moment before they separated and handed him a hand warmer. “Thanks!” “Nope, I’m keeping the other three.” Jeonghan snickered as he shoved Joshua away and joined the rest of the flutes in their warm up drills.  
As expected, their marching band show was performed without a hitch, and the spectators gushed over the color guard with their periwinkle blue and rose pink flag formations. 
And as expected, the opposing football team with their star players totally squashed Pledies High’s football team. 
When half-time finally crawled into view, Jeonghan, Joshua, and Seungcheol could not be more ecstatic. It was only 7pm, but the autumn chill settled like a thick blanket over the field. Playing bleacher features to a futile game on cold metal seats didn’t do much to keep them warm either. 
So when they were finally allowed to put their instruments away and take a break from the disaster of a game, they quickly squeezed their way through the crowd to get to the snack shop and raffle tables. 
Leaning against the fence by the edge of the field, the trio cuddled their cups of hot cocoa in their hands and inhaled the sweet steam like desperate sharks around blood.
Jeonghan scrunched his eyebrows as he detected the funky scent that he couldn’t quite identify mixed in with the sugary smell.
A presence softly rustled behind Jeonghan and murmured slowly. Shivers shot through Jeonghan, and he whipped his head toward the quiet voice. His sudden jerk sploshed some of the hot cocoa onto his hand, burning his fingers and making him even more panicked. He instinctively leaned in towards Joshua, away from whatever creeped up next to him. 
Jeonghan let out a breath as he recognized the figure. The tall, lean person next to him wore a fitting varsity jacket from the visiting school. His face wore a nonchalant expression that morphed into one of surprise as he did a double take when he finally got a good look at Jeonghan’s face.
“Oh, wait. You’re not Johnny.” He turned away in embarrassment and sauntered back into the crowd, presumably to find his not-Jeonghan friend.
“He thought I was one of their star football players?” Jeonghan asked incredulously, looking bug eyed at his friends. Seungcheol giggled and flicked a strand of his hair. “Must be the silky locks.”
As Joshua and Seungcheol played with his hair, Jeonghan saw a movement out of the corner of his eye. He caught a whiff of that same moldy funk.
“Guys, do you smell that?” Jeonghan pushed himself off the fence and squinted at the dark foliage behind the bleachers.  
“Smell what?” Seungcheol sniffed the air and rubbed his nose. Joshua followed Jeonghan’s gaze. “Is that trumpet girl?”
The blue uniform could just be barely made out against the shadows of the tree line. She appeared to be climbing into the thick shrubbery.
“Maybe she lost something?” He gestured for his friends to follow him. “Come on, let’s go help her.” Jeonghan discarded his empty cup in the trash bin and walked towards the trees. Joshua calmly blinked a few times before trudging along forward with him.
“What could she have lost so far into the woods?” Seungcheol whined. But he couldn’t hide his concern in his voice as he also curiously, and apprehensively, peered into the darkness after her. 
They ventured past the bleachers away from the stadium lights into the trees. Here, among the branches and brambles, the shadows blended into each other and the volume of the crowd behind them was muffled.
Joshua took out a small keychain flashlight attached to his swiss-army knife. With its measly light, they made their way through underbrush, past twisty trees, and around thorny vines. The football field was only a short distance away, but the atmosphere felt heavy with the night and the trees seemed to be watching them.
“Guys, are you sure she went this way?” Seungcheol’s voice climbed higher by a few pitches as he reluctantly fell in step behind them.
Snaps of twigs and distant growling could be heard ahead of them. Jeonghan coughed slightly as he breathed, the moldy scent creeping through the air formidably. It felt like the air was lined with layers of webs of sticky mold, and no amount of flailing could unstick the smell. 
“Man, you weren’t kidding earlier. This smell is nauseating.” Joshua whispered nasally, fingers pinching his nose.
They came to a clearing where a creature seemed to be digging at the roots of a tree. Jeonghan couldn’t quite make out what it was. But he was sure it wasn’t just a dog that escaped their yard. It’s movements were… off.
It was about the size of a medium-sized dog, but without any of the expected pupper qualities. Its leathery skin rippled like damp velvet and slime was oozing off in tiny droplets. When the brightness from Josh’s flashlight hit its back, the creature whipped around immediately. Where there should have been a face, its head opened up like a blooming flower, with five petal lined with rows of teeth. It screamed a bobcat scream and pranced forward at the trio. 
Stumbling backwards, Jeonghan grabbed a stick from the ground and swung it wildly in front of him. Joshua was crouched in a defensive position with his flashlight in a trembling hand but was frozen shock-still, swiss army knife totally forgotten. Seungcheol grabbed Jeonghan’s shoulders behind him, holding him as a barrier between him and the creature. 
Shrieking, Seungcheol mustered all the courage he had and threw the remaining bits of hot cocoa in his cup at the creature. The liquid hit it square in the face, making the monster rear back in surprise for a moment. But after a wary lick, it seemed to lap up the spilt drink deliciously.
“Did you just feed the monster?” Jeonghan hissed.
“It’s all I have on me! What else could I throw at it?” Seungcheol waved his arms wildly as he returned to his post behind Joshua and Jeonghan, pulling on their jacket sleeves to get them to back slowly away from the clearing. 
“I don’t know, maybe a rock or something?” Joshua whisper-screamed in a very un-Joshua manner.
“Chill, buddy, Chill,” Jeonghan held the stick in front of him and waved it gently to the left. And right. Then left. 
The creature closed its face petals to form a bud-like head which followed the motion of the stick curiously. Right and left and right.
Jeonghan winded up his arm and threw the stick to the distant side of the clearing. The creature turned and ran after the branch, demolishing it with its teeth. Splinters flew everywhere.
“Go, go, go, go, go!” Jeonghan turned and shoved Joshua and Seungcheol. They scrambled blindly past the thorns, out of the woods, and into the bright lights of the field. They reached the back of the bleachers, and Seungcheol grasped them deliriously into a tight embrace. Josh was still wide-eyed while Jeonghan was giggling half hysterically from the remnants of the adrenaline. 
“Whoa, what happened to you guys?” The trio looked up and saw trumpet girl standing before them, eyebrows raised and a leaf sticking out of her hair.
“You’re alive!” Jeonghan gasped. The trio looked at each other bewildered and cackled deliriously.
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fishes-inthesky · 3 years
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hello! im dionysus, and this is my Alberto Scorfano rp blog, as well as just my luca sideblog in general! i use he/him pronouns!
RULES
this should go without saying but no nsfw.
please be kind to me, i will delete/ignore any rude messages. im just here to have fun.
please dont reblog posts that you aren't a part of.
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MUSE INFO
Alberto Scorfano is 16 on this blog, a few years after the events of the movie.
He lives with Massimo year round, working part time for him and using his abilities as a sea monster to help.
more info will be added as he develops!
if you've read this far, send the phrase "Twisty Trombone" to me!
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thatsaxplayer · 4 years
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For All you band geeks out there Have some nicknames for your instruments!
Conductor: Captain Flappy Flute: Sideways peashooter Piccolo: Infant Oboe: Duck Pipe or Puberty Recorder: Dollar Tree Clarinet Clarinet: Tooty Leather Pipe Bass Clarinet: Despresso Pipe Saxophone: Bendy Sex Whistle (my instrument) Tenor Sax: Off Key Whistle Berry Sax: Sax With An Extra Chromosome French Horn: Curvy Honk Glove or Twisty Whisty LSD Trumpet Trumpet: Squeaky Cheek Explosion Cornet: Thick Uncle Daddy Trumpet Trombone: Slidey Fart Horn Tuba: Earthquake Machine Basson: Dying Goose Timpani: Thwack Pots Triangle: Whack-A-Dingle Crash Cymbals: Smashy Plates Bass Drum: Big Boomy Boy Slap Sticks: Abusive Father Xylophone: Ding Ding sticks Marimba: Grand Daddy Xylophone Chimes: Fairy Dust or Fairy Pretty Pretty Break Drums: Round Round Boi Snare: Sizzle Pot Violin: Screech Plank Cello: Jazz Coffin Cowbell: PTSD Metronome (I thank my Band for helping with the list.) Which is your fav.?
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cuthalion · 5 years
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I was tagged by @chirrutbaze thank youu
name/nickname: cuth for online but I guess katie itself is one ajdhsisb
zodiac: scorpio (BUT bc my birthday is on the cusp I get libra ???? ??)
height: IDEK like 170 ISH (everytime I measure myself I get somethin different, I got 173cm two weeks ago but 170 a few days ago lmaoaoao)
hogwarts house: IDK AJDHIAD
last thing I googled:
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favourite musician: OOO nO I can’t pick but I’ve been listening to the got soundtrack on repeat just tryna pretend only the music exists (also bc like it’s the one of the only things that has always been fucking amazing) so I guess ramin djwadi for now HSHSJAJ
last song i listened to: out of my league - fitz and the tantrums
song stuck in my head: ^^ same as above :’))
followers: 457 ishh
amount of sleep: I got like a good phat 9 ish (and should be asleep now but nah)
what i’m wearing: black tights, red skirt and weird tartan yellow show (im nOT coordinating my clothes, or even remotely coordinating)
dream job: i still wanna act, kinda :’ 000000
dream trip: UHMHMHM like legit aNYWHERE but currently somewhere mountainy
favorite food: currently goddamn chicken twisties
instrument: I used to play trombone in yr 5 & 6 (and sucked) and clarinet yr 7 & 8 (also sucked)
languages: I only know english but I REALLY WANNA ACTUALLT FULLY LEARN ANOTHER
favorite song: meet me in the woods - lord huron
random fact: um I’ve been tryna cosplay but fucking don’t even know where to start so I just suffer™️ and not actually do anything
I tag anyone who wants so yeeet pls tag me if you do im cuwurious
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What Instruments I Think AHS Characters Would Play (Headcanons-Ish) Part 1
I saw a post from @its-a-goode-day where there was a conversation about Misty Day playing an instrument. This inspired me to make a list of what Instruments I believe AHS characters would play if they played one.
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Murder House
Tate: Electric Guitar.
Violet: Violin or Piano.
Vivien: She already plays the cello.
Ben: Acoustic Guitar. But he wouldn’t play it well.
Constance: Piano.
Billie Dean: Flute.
Addie: Piano.
Larry: Banjo.
Nora: Piano.
Moira: Viola.
Hayden: Violin.
Charles: Organ.
Chad: Clarinet.
Asylum
Lana: Isn’t much of an instrument person. Maybe Clarinet or Violin.
Kit: Trumpet or Harmonica.
Sister Jude: Piano.
Pepper: Xylophone.
Arthur: Acoustic Guitar.
Oliver: Banjo.
Sister Mary Eunice: Acoustic Guitar.
Grace: Flute or Violin.
Monsignor Timothy Howard: Piano.
Johnny: Electric Guitar.
Alma: Piano.
Coven
Cordelia: Piano.
Fiona: She’d prefer singing, but maybe piano.
Madison: Recorder.
Nan: Cello.
Queenie: Drums.
Zoe: Acoustic Guitar.
Kyle: Trumpet or Tuba.
Misty: Tambourine and a little bit of piano and guitar. Basically the same instruments as Stevie Nicks can play.
Myrtle: She already plays the theremin.
Hank: Acoustic Guitar.
Luke: Electric Guitar.
Spalding: Ocarina.
Freakshow
Elsa: A little bit of piano.
Ethel: Piano.
Jimmy: Drums.
Desiree: Violin.
Maggie: Flute.
Amazon Eve: She already plays piano.
Dandy: Piano.
Pepper: Xylophone.
Salty: Trombone.
Ma Petite: Maracas.
Stanley: Banjo.
Bette: Flute.
Dot: Viola.
Dell: Electric Guitar.
Twisty: Accordion.
(If you have a headcanon request or a character that I left off the list that you would like me to add, I would love to hear it.)
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lanigironu · 6 years
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band according to a clarinet player
flute: sideways clarinet
clarinet: The Best™
oboe: double reeded clarinet
sax: twisty clarinet
trumpet: annoying brass clarinet
bassoon: bass clef clarinet
trombone: slidy clarinet
euph: big brass clarinet
horn: puppet clarinet
sousa: wrap around clarinet
drums: bangy clarinet
bells: dingy clarinet
dm/bd: stick wavy clarinet
colorguard: flag wavy clarinet
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Concert Band's reactions to marching season being over
Flute: They say they're happy and they've hated Marching band for so long, but then after 2 days it HITS then and they start bawling.
Clarinet: Excited to finally get to show off their cute school clothes to the other band kids. They dress insanely well the first week and then give up and dress normal again.
Bass Clarinet: Posts a 6 paragraph long essay on their instagram about how much they cherish the memories they made and close with some bittersweet poetic send off.
Double reeds: FINALLY WE GET TO PLAY OUR INSTRUMENTS AGAIN
Saxes: Really sad and trying to cling to the show as hard as possible, most likely wearing the show shirts or hoodies or band related things for a while to slowly wean themselves off of the marching band high.
Horns: Clinging to their Mellophone for dear life refusing to give it up and return to the twisty metal snail of darkness and despair
Trumpets: Literally no difference I don't think half of them even noticed that the band room isn't a football field.
Baritones/Trombones: Same as Trumpets except whenever they hear someone hum the show or the stand tunes or anything marching related they go off on them and start screaming "T HE SEA SON IS O VER" like an alarm clock
Tubas: Probably very lonely from lack of hugs because of their sousaphone-less existance. They probably miss marching season the most.
Percussion: Does marching band ever END for them? They have an even more flawless transition between the two than the trumpets do.
Anyone transitioning from Guard to concert band: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSIC AND WHEN DOES WINTERGUARD START YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BLOW INTO A RIFLE HOW DOES THIS WORK I CAN'T INSTRUMENT ANYMORE
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vibraphone-jesus · 7 years
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Instruments as a violinist sees them
Piccolo: tweety bird
Flute: pretty but hoW do you play them
Clarinet: hehe squidward also I can never hear you actually play
French horn: twisty thing
Horn: what
Bassoon: lower oboe
Saxophone: sexy clarinet-oboe child
Oboe: how is your A?? always in tune??
English horn: oboe but lOng
Trumpet: loud
Trombone: weeOOOWEEE
Tuba: do you ever play or is it,,, an illusion
Euphonium: tuba but better
Violin: gift from above, finger twister
Viola: big violins
Cello: why do you move so much
Bass: why
Percussion: smashy
Btw plz know I'm technically bisectional right now (violin/percussion) so this is still a percussion blog
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