the song choice was extremely funny to me in the witcher ep 5
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Let's be fair. If you fuck with Jaskier in anyway you're just an idiot. He may not be the best at fighting for himself but this man has the love of some of the most powerful people in the continent.
Like his best friend is Geralt of Rivia! Probably the best Witcher on the continent thanks to that double mutation. He will kick your ass if you touch his bard!
His best frenemy and bitching buddy is Yennifer of Vengerberg the most badass powerful sorceress. She can and will save his ass from any situation.
He is the uncle of Ciri! The girl who holds the fate of the world in her hands! And who is the most powerful person you could probably come across! This girl holds so much love for the bard that if you even try and take him away I think you're dead on the spot.
And then any elves he's ever saved! Like you think you can hurt the Sandpiper if there around?
He also has the dwarfs on his side after he ran in to help them! Hurt Jaskier? Prepare to have your head bashed in!
Plus the King of Redania who loves him so much he was willing to give everything up! This kingdom with one of the best armies, I wouldn't put it past Radovid to send the whole army after one man if he fucked with Jask!
Like fucking with the bard is like signing your own death certificate. You mess with him you mess with everyone above.
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Jaskier and Radovid having their melodrama going full speed in the midst of the war field while ppl around are dying is the funniest part this season
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i guess i just make dumb thanedd ball comics now
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