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dreacky · 2 months
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‘’Two bros chilling in a hot tub. 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay’’
I love them two , try to change my mind🤨
(Btw I kinda don’t like how I draw Auditor, next time it will be better)
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cantstoptheimagines · 3 months
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Top 5 Vines
send a topic to my ask box and we can play “top 5” — don’t be afraid to share your answers as well 👀
“two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay”
“road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does”
“what’s up? i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read”
“looks at all those chickens!”
“i’m a lesbian” “i thought you were american”
bonus —
“and they were roommates”
“why are you running? WHY are you running?!”
“i have the power of god and anime on my side! AHHHH!”
“can i PLEASE get a waffle?!”
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reii-naa · 2 years
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*Mori and Fukuzawa chilling in the pool*
*Y/n zooming the camera at them*
Y/n singing: Two bros chillin’ in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay.
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halt-kun · 1 year
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Hunter x Hunter Chapter 398 - Search
Some people are very quick to translate. Let’s go back to Morena and her goons
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I love character wildly theorizing and being completely wrong. I can empathize ! Phinks doesn’t know it’s two abilities of course but I saw some people (including me) who thought the old guy could be some sort of trigger. Or that the door ability needed a trigger.
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I love them, bickering
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Of course the old guy was close to his double and the one hiding in the secret room, I’m sooooo dumb for not noticing before. 
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I definitely wasn’t expecting more theorizing on the old Heil-ly but here we are
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That’s when you’d disappear my guy, good luck !
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Well bad idea my dude Feitan is fast
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One more kill to the Heil-yi someone will awaken from this 
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Correct ! Interesting new subtypes Togashi must love nen ability crafting.
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Fei, be careful tho
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I mean Fei is perfect for a suicide mission with pain packer. If he’s in a pinch he can use it without worrying about potential friends being around. Let’s hear the mafia proposition ! 
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Because you don’t know his ability 
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RAW OYSTER ! Definitely wasn’t expecting that kind of animal but good choice. 
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Even weirder to have to eat it ! 
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I’m with you guys, oyster is just too alive and viscous for me to be able to swallow. 
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DUDE NOOOOO YOU’LL DIE ! well, it was nice knowing Hinrigh. He didn’t prepare weapons beforehand I needed more weaponized pigeon mafia hancuffs (those words can be put in any order and still rock, I love them) 
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Here I thought Nobu was into enhancers but I guess Conjurers are also his thing. Mission : Save Hinrigh !
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HURRRYYYYYY the fuck on ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
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WOW ! IMMEDIATE TURNAROUND WITH A KNIFE. Skills
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Who now !
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FUCK NOBU CAME TO HELP HIS NEW CRUSH !!!! Let’s play coop indeed          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)    ( ��° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Nobu is a softie and wants to fuck. TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE 
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I’m such a fan of this duo 
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What’s that ? EN ?
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Nobu learnt about going through wall from Gon and Killua and look at him now ! He loves this trick 
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Transmutation seriously ? Anyway it’s a good ability, so this is not a nen space but just protection of an existing space 
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Morena’s ability ? Or are they just implying she’s the one that hinted someone the nen protection ability ? Some real estate agent maybe ?
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TWO BROS CHILLING IN A HOT TUB 5 FEET APART CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY. 
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Each door is definitely a different passageway, hinted at by the symbols 
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Processing room ? Well, I’m Hyped for next week for sure
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zukaanglove · 3 years
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Sokka: Two bros chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay!
Zuko: I am gay though?
Aang: I’m bi?
Toph: *from the lazy river on her donut floatie* Two bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re FUCKING COWARDS-
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so, we all know the classic "two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart 'cause they're not gay" but have you heard...
- two straight bros chilling on the couch, a good foot apart even though there's practically no space
- two girls squatting at the gym, not staring at each other's ass because they're not gay
- two stepsisters in the bathroom, in a liplock because they were feeling bored and wanted to experiment today
- two roommates blushing at each other, because this is the first time they're seeing each other and they’re useless gays
- two bitches cooking in the kitchen, unable to meet each other's eyes because one of them had just confessed they were gay
- two best friends watching a stupid movie in each other arms, trying to convince themselves that they're not gay
- two rivals at the same wedding, locked in each other's arms because they're each other's fake dates
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abarbaricyalp · 3 years
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Idk if you are still taking prompts, but you know the vine two dudes chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're not gay, and a girl quoting it in a park about two girls in the distance and one of them hearing and going "Actually I am gay" Like that scenario, only involving them fixing the boat? Maybe Sarah quoting it to give Sam shit when she thinks Bucky cant hear and Bucky goes "Wait, no I'm gay" or something, or just the general gist of that. Sorry if this us too specific, I've never sent anyone a prompt before :P
Hello Friend! Thank you so much for sending anything in at all! I know the vine you're talking about, but I couldn't find it on Youtube. (I did find a two day rabbit hole of old compilations though) This was also my first foray into writing Sarah as a fully fleshed character! I was excited to get the practice 'cause I had an idea bouncing around in my head about her and Bucky talking after he wakes up in the Wilson house. I kept her a little more like she had been in my other fics pre-show here. I so wish we got a little more of her!
Feel free, anyone, to send me Sambucky prompts!
The North American Superhero in a Domestic Situation
Sarah Wilson loved her brother deeply. The kind of soul crushing love that could only be formed through family, loss, and approximately four thousand brawls around the living room throughout their life. She looked up to her brother more than she could ever imagine looking up to anyone. Even when they were fighting or picking on each other, she couldn’t help but feel a swell in her chest when he came into her line of sight.
That didn’t mean she understood him. In fact, from the age of eight, watching her brother interact with the world had become her go-to pastime. Why did he have to roll every pea around the plate individually before eating them? Why did he and his friends spend seven years socking each other in the arm to prove friendship? Why did he talk to himself in the mirror, even when he knew Sarah or someone else was standing in the doorway?
Sam Wilson was just deeply weird. She had no idea how he had tricked the Avengers, a plethora of bad guys, and half of the media world into thinking he was remotely cool. She saw a news story once that had King T’Challa standing on a platform with Sam and the newscasters talked about how impressive Sam’s suit was. It was unnatural, the effect he had on people.
And in all her years, she never thought she’d see anyone weirder than Sam. But then James Barnes had showed up. It was like a complete reversal of Sam. Sarah was taken in for approximately three hours by his charm and face before she realized he too was deeply, deeply weird.
She justified sitting on the edge of the Paul and Darlene, watching her brother and James Barnes spar off about some dumb trivia fact, by deciding it was an anthropological expedition. The North American Superhero in a Domestic Situation. She watched Sam watch Barnes take a long pull off his beer. She watched Barnes kick his feet up near Sam’s legs and then draw them back quickly when a current jolted the boat. She watched Barnes’ fingers tap-tap-tap against the edge of the boat, inching closer to Sam’s shoulder before he chickened out and brought his hand back to his own lap. She watched Sam suggest Bucky take his jacket off, ‘unless you plan on sun blinding me with the robocop arm.’ She watched Sam look away when Barnes did shrug his jacket off.
When she was seventeen and Sam was fifteen, she had found Sam crying in his room, pillow pressed to his face to muffle the noise. They were at the age where going into each other’s rooms uninvited started international conflicts, but Sarah, who watched her brother intently, felt like she knew what was going on. So she let herself in through their Jack-and-Jill bathroom and shut the door behind her.
Sam didn’t stop crying, not even to yell at her to get out, so she sat on the end of his bed and rolled a baseball under her foot for a while. Finally, she’d said, “You don’t have to tell Mom and Dad, y’know.”
Sam had just about wailed and bit the corner of his pillow to stop himself.
“That’s gross, stop it,” Sarah ordered and pushed Sam’s shoulder back enough to yank his pillow free and then reached over to wipe the tears from his cheeks. “I should make you do the laundry this week so I know I’m not touching your snot germs,” she teased softly.
“How did you know?” Sam hiccuped out. Tears were still brimming at his eyes, but they didn’t fall.
“I’m your older sister. I made you. Like a doll. You think there’s something about you that I don’t know?” she joked. And when the tears did spill over his long lashes, she sighed and pulled him closer to her side. “I just know the way you interact with that boy from the basketball team ain’t just friendly.”
“Jesus, do you think he can tell?” Sam asked and she could hear the mortification in his voice.
“Sam, he’s a freshman in high school. The only thing he knows is that he’s scared of everything too. No one’s paying that much attention to you.”
“Screw you,” Sam muttered.
“What’re all these tears for you if you didn’t make a move and get shot down?”
“God, Sarah, can you not say things like that?”
“Watch your mouth,” Sarah warned with no heat in her voice. “Come on, tell me what’s wrong. I’m not leaving until you do.”
“I just…” Sam sat up and worked his jaw for a while. His chin dimpled and his eyes watered but he managed to control himself. “I’m scared, Sarah. I’m scared of never being in love. Of having to leave if I am. I’m scared to say something and I’m scared not to say something. I’m so scared of...losing any of it.”
“Sam,” Sarah sighed and pulled Sam into another hug. “You’re fifteen. You’re not supposed to be in love yet. You don’t have to think about any of that. You just have to focus on passing Geometry, alright? Mom’ll whoop your ass more for failing than anything else.”
“I have a B+, that’s not failing!” Sam snapped. He kept his face against her shoulder for a second long before he sat up and wiped his tears away. “Please don’t tell anyone.”
“Who am I gonna tell? I told you, my friends don’t like you as much as you think they do.”
“Your friends like me more than they like you,” Sam shot back and he almost sounded normal.
Sarah smiled softly and patted Sam’s cheek. “I won’t tell Mom or Dad. Of course not. That’s for you to do. But--”
“I’m always going to tell them when you sneak out the window.”
“No! Sam! You can’t! You owe me now!”
“Going to field parties is not the same thing!” Sam said in a shriek as Sarah leaned over to pinch his sides. They grappled for a second before Sam managed to push Sarah off the bed.
“You owe me,” she reminded him as she walked back to the bathroom.
Sam wiped his eyes again and nodded. “Sure, Sarah. I do.”
Sam almost had the same look on his face now. Like there was something he wanted to reach for that he thought was too impossible to hold. The Older Sister Instinct to Antagonize into a Solution kicked in.
“Two bros, chilling on a boat, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay,” she sing-songed. Sam looked mortified again but masked his face into something more irritated with a roll of his eyes when Barnes looked over at him.
“Ignore her. It’s this old video--” Sam started.
But Bucky interrupted to say, “Actually I am gay,” as he looked back over at Sarah. “Sorry if I got your hopes up,” he added with a grin that really did get the hopes up.
“What?” Sam asked and Sarah, ever watchful, could see the beer bottle shaking in his hand.
“What?” Bucky repeated innocently.
“He said he’s gay,” Sarah clarified.
“Thank you, Sarah,” Sam ground out. “Why didn’t you say anything?”
Bucky snorted. “When would I have said anything? ‘Sorry for ripping your wings off and kicking you off of a hellicarrier, by the way I’m gay.’?”
“You did what?” Sarah asked.
“‘Sorry for claiming I didn’t bomb the UN only to be reverted back to the assassin who would have done that and then fighting you again. By the way I’m gay.’ ‘Thanks for saving my life. Sorry about the giant undersea prison. By the way I’m gay.’ ‘There’s an imminent battle with weird ass space dogs that want to eat our faces. By the way I’m gay.’ ‘Sorry about Tony Stark, whose life I kind of ruined. Lovely funeral. By the way I’m gay.’ ‘I’m in the middle of being pissed at you about the Shield. By the way I’m gay.’ ‘Maybe don’t take me rolling through a field of flowers. It does things to me ‘cause I’m gay.’ ‘John Walker’s fucking insane. I’m gay, but definitely not for this bullshit.’ I mean, come on, Sam.”
“Flowers?” Sarah asked.
“Besides, why would you care? I don’t make it a habit of telling straight guys I’m into guys.”
“You don’t seem to make a habit of telling many people that,” Sarah pointed out. “I googled you. Nothing suggesting that came up.”
Bucky shrugged. “I’m a guy from the 30s. It was trained out of me.”
“Wait, wait, wait,” Sarah said quickly. “Back up away from that because we’re not gonna try to Oppression Olympics our way through our histories. Did you just say Sam was straight?”
“Sarah!” Sam hissed.
“Sure. I mean, I saw him with Romanov. Hill. He has Tinder on his phone.”
“Samuel Thomas, you better not,” Sarah warned lightly. “You’re better than that.”
“He’s a lady-killer.”
Sarah snorted and had to bring her hand up to her face. “He definitely is not. There has been no lady-killing on his end for a long time.”
“Sarah!” Sam tried again.
“You explain it to him then. Mr. 30s is gonna need the long way round explanation.”
Sam sighed and dragged his hand over his face. “Dammit. Fine. I’m not straight either, alright? I’m...bi, or something. It’s been a while since I’ve had to think about it.”
“What?” Bucky asked, not unlike Sam had.
“He said he’s bisexual. Interested in both parties. Swings either way. Hit a homerun and then hasn’t really swung since.”
“Sarah, Jesus Christ,” Sam groaned.
“What?” Bucky asked again.
“I was engaged. To a man,” Sam said.
“Why didn’t you tell me?” Bucky asked, clearly missing the irony.
“Oh, it was inconvenient for you but I had plenty of opportunities, huh?” Sam asked. “Ms. Tell-It-All over there wasn’t joking. I haven’t swung any direction in a while. Not since before I met Steve. My fiance died. And then it never came up.”
Bucky blinked at Sam. He kept bringing the bottle halfway up his body and then setting it back on his leg without ever taking a drink. “Fuck, Sam, I’m sorry,” Bucky said, which was not what Sarah was expecting and it clearly wasn’t what Sam was expecting because Sam finally moved closer to Bucky on the bench.
“What for? You didn’t do anything. This time.”
“Yeah, but if I’d known you were into me too, I woulda kissed you in Germany.”
“Oh, I am so not into you,” Sam denied. “And I wouldn’t have our first kiss ruined by immediately running into the government’s roving show monkey.”
“That’s the worst,” Bucky agreed and also finally moved over on the bench until they were pressed thigh to thigh. “Tell me how much you don’t like me again,” he challenged.
“I can’t stand you,” Sam answered and brought his hand up to Bucky’s jaw.
Sarah couldn’t fight down the grin that came to her face and turned to prop her feet on the pier, back to Sam and Bucky. Just this once, she didn’t need to watch her brother to understand him.
Read on AO3 here!
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Rita: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay!
Oblivion: I am gay though?
Smiler: I’m pan?
Galactica: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re FUCKING COWARDS-
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ihrtmigueldiaz · 3 years
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Dean and Cas: *in a motel hot tub chilling 5 feet apart*
Sam: *on his way to the hot tub*
Sam: two bros chilling in the hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re-
Sam: GOD DAMMIT GET CLOSER YOU ARE GAY
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artificialbreezy · 3 years
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Just from seeing Madison’s reblogs I can understand why the one anon thought you guys were dating
just two bros chilling in a hot tub... 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
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shinypenguinpizza · 3 years
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What the fuck is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What the fuck, dude? Step the fuck up, Kyle!"
"Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."
"Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!"
"Country boy, I love you... bleh."
"Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my fuckin' god, she fuckin' dead."
"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me."
"Oh my god, they were roommates."
"Next time you put your fuckin' hands on me, imma fuckin' rip your face off, bitch."
"What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read."
"Hi, welcome to Chili's."
"It's Wednesday, my dudes."
"Look at all those chickens."
"I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
"Wtf, is this allowed? Wtf, is that allowed?!"
"This is your space, this is your area, she can't do that to you."
"Adam!"
"Wow!"
"Fuck ya chicken strips."
"That was legitness."
"Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."
"I am shooketh."
"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay."
"I wanna be a cowboy, baby."
"A potato flew around my room before you came."
"AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant."
"This bitch empty. Yeet!"
"What's better than this? Guys bein dudes."
"What are those?!?!"
"A mug shot? I don't even drink coffee."
"Chipotle is my life."
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Adrien and luka: *in a hot tub, chillin*
Marinette: two bros, chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're not gay
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baby-bearie · 4 years
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cast your mutuals as iconic vines 😌 - @jjmaebank
first of all u HAVE A TIMMY TIM BLOG NIKKI I LOVE IT i was just watching little women today
also HAHA YES
@snarkystarkey as the freshovacado vine
@5sos-seavey as what the FUCK kyle what the FUCK dude step the FUCK up
@maybe-maybanks as and they were roommates my god they were roommates
@ceruleanjj as when there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk awAyeeyAyeeyAy
@jjmaebank as two bro’s chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
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pvsztai · 4 years
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*   ISTVÁN STEVEN PUSZTAI  /    instagram asked by: no one !  mostly bc i didn’t rb the meme. 
1. yo perreo sola.  /  2. two bros, chilling in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay @egondv  /  3.  you're my honeybunch, sugarplum pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetiepie. you're my cuppycake gumdrop, snoogums-boogums you're the apple of my eye. and i love you so and I want you to know that I'll always be right here. and i love to sing sweet songs to you because you are so dear  /  4. mi homie finalmente tiene el mood ring that he deserves 🥺 @cvoper /  5. hiddin’ of responsabilities be like  /  6. yo a mis tres únicas neuronas ( @talivsha , @rvellia y @soobinhq ): gracias x venir. 
!  con la colaboración de: @saffaera en el post.
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oh-taku · 4 years
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Obey me as vine references [8]
Diavolo & Lucifer: *together in a hot tub*
Barbatos: *secretly recording* two bros chilling in the hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay
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Truth or Dare
Thank you again for the 1000 followers~
I am a bit late but whatever at this point
This takes place in a modern AU.
Meliodas' POV
"Ok everybody, I think you wonder why I called you all here tonight"
"Yeah, I was planning to do a movie marathon with Diane tonight" King said with clear boredom in his voice.
"More like Netflix and chill with you two~" Ban teased them while making some dirty gestures with his hands.
"If you guys ended the conversation about King's sex life can I continue explaining?" Since no one was making a sound I countinued "I brought you all here tonight to play a game of Truth or Dare!"
"Really? Truth or Dare? You called all of us here for a game like that?!" Jericho screamed at me.
"First of all, calm your titts. Second of all yes, we are going to play this childish game....but with a twist" When they heard the last part all of them started to look weirdly at me."The twist is that you can avoid to tell a truth or to do a dare by doing something else"
Silence fell over the room until Elizabeth spoke "Something like what, Meliodas?"
"Thank you for asking"I winked making her blush. "You can avoid truth by taking two shots of vodka and you can avoid a dare by taking an item of clothing off of you."
After I finished explaining the twist Merlin imediately turned to face Arthur."I want you to go home now! You are too young for something like this."
"Wait what?! Merlin please let me stay here! Meliodas, can you change the rules a bit for me so that I can stay?" Arthur was making the biggest puppy eyes I've ever seen. I swear to God if this boy tries he can rule the world with his puppy eyes.
"Well...you can do ten push-ups to avoid a dare and drink milk mixed with salt or something like that to avoid the truth." After I finnished with explaining the rules for Arthur I turned to face Merlin "Are these conditions good enough for Arthur to stay?" Merlin just nodded to show that she approved of the new conditions. "Everyone please form a circle in the middle of the room so that we can go clockwise for the game."
"It feels like we are going to summon the devil" Elaine muttered.
"Why would we call my dad?"
"Speaking of your family...where are they at the moment?" Elaine asked.
"The Devi-I mean my dad is out of the town for the next three days while Zeldris is at his girlfriend's house. I hope we won't have any kind of surprises for the next nine months...and Estarossa...I seriously don't know"
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's start the game!"Diane shouted.
"I go first since I am the one that came up with the idea. Elizabeth I dare you-" I didn't got to finnish talking before Diane interupted my.
"MELIODAS, THAT'S NOT FAIR! You have to ask if her if she wants truth or dare!"
"It's ok ,Diane, I am not bothered by this...Meliodas you can continue with your dare." Elizabeth said in a calm tone.
"As I was saying...Elizabeth I dare you to take your shirt off" When I looked at her she was red like a tomatoe making her look even more cute than usual.
"I see that you are going strong from the start~" Ban smirked while looking at the vodka...I hope he won't get drunk after just two shots.
"My-my shirt?!" Her face turned even more red if that was possible.
"Yup, your shirt or if you want you can take off another item of clothing of your choice"
"I am sorry ,Meliodas, but I will have to decline this dare" Still red in the face from embarrassmet she took off one of her socks. Smart move.
Gowther's POV
"My turn! Ban what do you chose?"
"Dare seems like the fun choice~"
"I dare you to eat Meliodas' food!" I said while posing. No one knows when someone will take a photo so I have to always look good.
"HELL NO! I want to live! I refuse the dare, I will take off my shirt or something!" Ban screamed. When I looked at Meliodas a hurt expresion could be seen on his face.
"Ban, that was rude and now I am hurt. Elizabeth, please hug the pain away" While he was doing his over dramatic role he launched right between Elizabeth's boobs.
"There, there..." Elizabeth was petting Meliodas' head.
"Hey everybody! Pay close attention to this show because I will not do it again~" And with that said Ban started to take off his shirt slowly. At the sight of his godly abs Elaine went red in the face and fainted while Jericho had a nosebleed so powerfull to the point where she passed out. Both Elaine and Jericho were out of the game.(Rest In Peace Jericho and Elaine, may the Godly Abs look over both of you in Heaven).
"I-I think I am the next person." Escanor stuttered.
Escanor's POV
"Diane, truth or dare?" I asked her.
"Truth please!" Diane giggled.
"Is it true that-that you were going to-to Netflix and Chill with King?" I stutrered again. Her face started to take become red...did I make her angry?
Diane's POV
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck I don't know. Me ads King were planning to have a movie marathon but I am not sure of it would have lead to that! But If I say no and King was planning to Netflix and Chill.....uumm..."Give me that vodka" I took the two shots of vodka as fast as I could "Elizabeth is the next one!" I yelled to get everyone's attention to her.
Elizabeth's POV
"Umm...Arthur, truth or dare?"
"I want dare, Elizabeth!" Arthur shouted. This boy really has a lot of energy.
"I dare you to...to run around the house for 30 minutes and scream as many memes and vines referances as you can." This seemed like a good dare.
"Sure thing!" Arthur bolted out the door to start his dare. "Two bros chillin in the hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay!" Was heard from outside.
•• 30 minutes timeskip••
"My throat hurts a little" Arthur mumbled.
"Oh my god I am so sorry! I shouldn't have made you do that!" I apologised to him.
"NO! It's fine! I accepted this and it was fun." He tried to resure me.
Arthur's POV
"Escanor! Truth or dare?" I shouted....I don't think I shoul have, Escanor looks kind of scared now.
"Truth..."
"Ok, I heard that you write poetry, is it true that you have some poems dedicated to Merlin?" Escanor seemed to freeze when I told him this, did I ask something wrong?
"Yes I have some poems but-but they are not for-for Merlin! Not like I hate Merlin or something she is more beautiful than the stars and shines brighter than the sun itself...I think I should probably stop talking..."
"Thank you, Escanor, for your answear." I said trying to calm him down.
Ban's POV
"Now it's my turn~" I looked around the room to decide who will be my victim. "I choose King~"
"ME!" He screamed.
"Yeah, now choose, truth or dare?~" I chuckled.
"Truth, it's far more simple and safe" King whisperd the last part but I still heard it.
"Well, King, is it true that you want to make out with Diane?~" The poor boy freezed when I told him this. Perfect.
"Did I say truth? I meant dare!" King tried to save his ass from that question.
"Sounds fake but whatever, I dare you to make out with Diane right here, right now~"
King look at me right im the eyes before shouting "Never have I ever-"
"That's not the fucking game, King!"
"King!" said Meliodas "For breaking the rules and being a chicken you need a punishment."
King's face went pale just hearing the word punishment "What do you mean by that, Meliodas?"
"Guys, can you move on faster? You make this whole situation sound like some porn video." Merlin said
"How do you know that?~" I started to laugh
"It isn't important now, but I told you this for your own good."
"This became really awkward...King you have to take four shots of vodka and your shirt off" Meliodas said trying to move on from this whole conversation.
While King was taking his shirt off Diane was cheking him out "Diane, when you stop looking at King you should take your turn at the game~.
Diane's POV
"Meliodas, truth or dare" I asked him
"I want a dare!" Meliodas chuckled
"I dare you to stand at three meters distance away from Elizabeth for the rest of the game"
Meliodas started to take off his shirt "Yeah..I will not do that" He goes and puts himself on Elizabeth's lap and places his head on her boobs "Being close to Elizabeth feels nice"
King's POV
"I guess it's my turn now..Merlin, truth or dare?" The room has been spinning a little since I took those four shots of vodka.
"I might as well choose dare, but be careful about what you put me to do." Merlin sighed.
"Sure *hic* thing. I dare you to buy me my *hic* favourite pizza"
"Sounds easy enough, I will do it" She took out her phone to order the pizza.
"While the pizza is *hic* coming I will go to the bathroom cause I don't feel so good *hic*"
I somehow managed to get to the bathroom when I heard Ban screaming "Don't turn into dust in there buddy!~"
"FUCK *hic* YOU BAN!!" I screamed at him making him laugh. I shouldn't have watched Infinity War with him.
••• 3 hours later•••
Zeldris' POV
I was coming home from Gelda's house when I saw the lights on. When I entered the front door I was welcomed by the sight of Meliodas and his friends being either naked , to drunk to function or both. With the exeption of Arthur was sleeping on the couch with his clothes on. After I stared at them for five minutes I took a picture and left the house. I'm sure Gelda is going to welcome me back.
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