My cat adopts whoever comes into my house for some reason. Which is why she is currently sitting on Two Faces lap and purring.
Catwoman of Earth 19 vs Two-Faced of Earth 17 by Aco
doodling mr. dent from two face: year one
🔞 Baneface and just Harvey posing (that is also pretty nsfw-ish)
For full here.
harvey ships that deserve to be noticed:
bruce + harvey
harvey + gilda
harvey + selina
harvey + gilda and harvey + selina are understandable, because tumblr rather showcases under repped subjects, but there is absolutely no excuse for bruce + harvey to be underrated.
Based on this post
Let’s just say Oswald was having a bad day already
I had a dream where Harvey burnt his own face because he was being an idiot when cooking.
Villains suffer, not because they’re villains -they suffer because of something they wanted.
Stan Berkowitz, The Heart of Batman documentary
ok id like to preface this by saying that red death batman straight up crucified riddler and decapitated scarecrow and the batman who laughs is MUCH worse than red death batman.
i want to enjoy the dark knights metal but it is needlessly fuckin complicated with all this multiverse oververse omniverse shit. maybe i just don’t have the galaxy brain necessary to get it so i apologize if this is all wrong
also i know its canon that the batman who laughs has no rogues gallery left, either because he killed them or joker killed them before he turned but hey ho hypotheticals it is) also no one talk to me about kiss fan lookin riddler from this verse. im not ready.
i think his first reaction was to laugh. Batman’s finally gone and he took joker with him. I mean he literally calls him “bat gimp”. I seriously doubt he anticipated the fallout of batman becoming some sort of hideous joker hybrid. he still chuckled when he started seeing the news. someone calling themselves “the batman who laughs” and “the darkest knight” then he sees the robins, he even recognises damien and it makes him a little sick. he books the next flight out of goodwin before things get too hot.
shame goodwin was burned to the ground to stop anyone leaving gotham.
with everyone inside.
i dont think its an exaggeration to say he was absolutly fuckin horrified. it’s rare that harvey and two face agree on something, but this bastard has to go. the murder and mayhem he could tolerate, hell even killing the other rogues, some of them needed to be stopped. but having to look at this creature and know it was once bruce? harvey knows better than anyone its a fate worse than death to be trapped in your own mind with someone else running the show. they do their best to stop the darkest knight, bring all the hired guns they can to the fight but it wasnt enough. Harvey dies, but at least he went out trying to do the right thing.
She sensed him coming, her flowers screaming at her to save herself. part of me wants to hope she took one look at that abomination and noped the fuck out of there to slaughter swamp or something. but we know ivy, she stands her ground like a tree planted by a river. she looks people like batman and joker right in the eye and down the barrel of a gun and says “no, you move” Shes not a good person, but in this verse she might as well be the hero of the story, maybe the only meta human in gotham who stood a chance against him. The batman who laughs was scared of her and thats why she had to die. if she’d just minded her own business she might still be here but no. She dares the batman who laughs to come for her, she’s going to take him out. for what he did to her plants, to gotham, to HER home and HER friends. unfortunately for her ivy was one of the first on his kill list. She doesn’t go down without a fight. ironically it was her human qualities, the human drive to help people that got her killed. she heard one of the robins crying and went to investigate. the batman who laughs doesn’t care about those robins, he’s got a basement full of jokerized kids to throw at people. 1 to trick her and a few more to hold her down while he doused the lot of them with weedkiller and gasoline then poof.
i doubt the botanical gardens will ever be the same.
part of me wants to say he’s loving this. He’s enjoying all the suffering and sadness and fear as the batman who laughs murders everyone and everything from the dandelions upwards . but he cant, not just because he’s not the one causing it. this is fear without meaning or purpose, this is killing hope so thoroughly that there is nothing left for people to fear, not even death. he’s not so foolish as to think he wont also be on the batman who laughs chopping block. so he makes himself scarce, works on a toxin that might be able to stop him or even slow him down so someone has a shot at it. Jon knows hes going to die, its only a matter of time before that thing calling itself the darkest knight sends one of his minions to his doorstep. He’s been working on something to try and help the rabid robins. he has a small soft spot in his cold obsidian heart for kids and looking at these creatures makes him physically ill.
he thinks hes made a breakthrough, thinks he’s finally got a formula that will effect batman and the joker and hopefully, whatever abomination they’ve become . he decides theres no time like the present to try it out when word of the other rouges deaths reach him. he’s the last one left and thats….well its scary. His surprise attack works, the robins go down without a fight, screaming and scratching at their faces, their throats and each other. regrettable but if he stops the darkest knight now, maybe jon can help them. Just when he thinks he’s got him, scarecrow goes down. so close, he falls at the finishing line, his toxin having as much effect as a gentle summers breeze. Much like the original scarecrow , the batman who laughs likes using guns. For jon however? he makes an exception. poor scarecrow gets eviscerated by his own scythe, pilfered from arkham asylum by the batman who laughs. gotta love the classics, right?
Riddler was second on his kill list. only because the batman who laughs knew how much it would annoy riddler not to be at the top. He’s another rogue who stood a chance of stopping him if he really tried. sadly edward is nowhere near as altruistic as harvey, and could never be as strong as ivy. He likes to think his escape is for everyone’s benefit. live to fight another day and all that. He learned from harvey and pamelas mistakes, took one look at this new batman and his creepy kids and said “fuck that noise” and tried to run. except he didn’t really try. god if he’d only gotten out of the city, he would have been the only rogue that survived. the batman who laughs looks at him like a pathetic insect, unworthy of notice. he’d have killed riddler eventually, maybe put him in a riddle with no answer or a trap with no escape for extra irony points but he wasn’t about to stop the little green cockroach from skittling away. but of course, riddlers ego got in the way; he just HAD to try and best this new batman, no matter how much he scared the shit out of riddler he just HAD to try. and of course, pride comes before downfall.
The batman who laughs helpfully provided riddler with some rope to help break his fall.
some part of her was happy to have joker back. he was different, scarier but she was used to the abuse. what she wasn’t used to were all the kids. she recognised damian wayne but didn’t quite put the pieces together to realise it was bruce under there. she thought maybe he was just a random casualty . she tried hard to look after the kids but they act like animals rather than humans, there was nothing she could do.As time went on she found it harder and harder to sit at the right hand of this clown prince of horrors. harley has always been along for the ride, but how are you supposed make the whole world laugh if everyone in it is dead? i dont know what happens to harley in this world. either she leaves and much like joker, the batman who laughs fails to notice, shes killed by him because he was bored or she does when the world is destroyed by barbatos. either way, no happy endings here.
Thanks for this incredibly depressing ask Ghostly T-T
im kidding, im kidding it was fun! it makes me wish i knew what the everloving FUCK was going on with this verse so i could enjoy it properly. the only comic store i know of has been closed since like march of last year and i don’t know what im looking for on amazon to actually order them. i have 1 issue of nth metal but it was interesting enough that i want the collection.
if anyone knows what the collection is actually called hmu bc i wanna buy it.
yes i could read it online but i like owning the hard copies.
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Teen Harvey Dent: “ No homo, right?”
Teen Bruce Wayne: “ ALL OF THE HOMO!”
THE Disrespect im seeing towards green skin Harv!! 💀He’s good, leave him alone. 😭
i never really liked vampires to be honest. never understood the hype. i feel like if id played vampire the masquerade bloodlines ( side note who tf did they get to name this game?) id be more enamored with the concept .
incidentally, harley quinn’s arkham asylum appearance is inspired by Jeanette Voerman from that game.
for penguin and harvey, i feel like they’d be just normal people who happen to occasionally drink blood. penguin is like a blood connoisseur, he pays for fancy blood from particular people and only occasionally abducts pretty people to drink them dry . harvey is similar but its just an inconvenience to him. twoface is the vicious one who enjoys tearing people to shreds in some sort of blood frenzy, leaving harvey dripping in blood like patrick bateman.
Scarecrow? sorry but hes propably like nosferatu. people seem to think he’s ugly, idk why but he definatly gives me sneaky , unpleasant to look at vampire vibes.
ivy would be one of those sexy seductress vampires, sucking out peoples life energy as well as their blood. actually, if you think about it. shes could probably do that now, in canon.
Riddler is a fancy dracula type vampire. extra as all fuck, really leans into it and is purposefully as over dramatic as he can possibly be.
Harley? i see her being like marceline from adventure time. she just drinks the red out of stuff. maybe thats why she likes poison ivy so much. red hair and all.
Someday I swear I’ll know how to draw him