#two houses both alike in dignity . . .

[ingravinoveritas]

Are you telling me that in the last 15 years we have had David being unhinged and purposely playing up homoerotic subtext in Shakespeare and Michael being unhinged and purposely writing homoerotic fan fiction about his own characters and these two weren't meant to be together?? Like, in a "preordained cosmic destiny/soulmates who have been waiting to find each other all this time" kind of way??

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #this is why they were never in anything together before GO #not counting BYT of course #two houses both alike in dignity #and levels of mental unwellness when it comes to understanding their characters #they are perfect together your honor #i don't know if i believe in fate but i believe in them #honestly i just have never seen two people so meant for each other #and it is beautiful #ineffable lovers #thoughts #discourse

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

Me at 13 listening to another history teacher saying how alliances were formed between opposite sides by having two of their representants married : so stupid, how could they even think it'd work ?

Me now : nevermind, I get it now, makes complete sense

(Can you imagine witnessing a raging war, taking some time off tumblr and coming back to Ninjago and Greek mythology enthusiasts clapping each other on the back and looking for shipnames ?)

Hello my name is Her Excellency Mosttragic of the House of Pollrunner, First of her Name, and my job is diplomacy

#two houses both alike in dignity #lmfao #lloyd garmadon #tagamemnon #if I ever meet someone who loves #Ninjago #or someone studying #antigone #then I cannot wait to explain to them how I instigated a fandom war and then returned peace to the land by arranging a marriage of blorbos #oh. oh dear god guys. so I have this ability and where I can turn basically anything into a novel and oH OH FUCK—

[gloromeien]

Happy Irish Day! Erin go brah!

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Sarah Rogers (Marvel), Rebecca Barnes Proctor, Bruce Banner, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones (Marvel), Claire Temple, Stephen Strange, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Gabe Jones, James Montgomery Falsworth, Peggy Carter, Alexander Pierce, Brock Rumlow, Peter Parker, Maria Hill, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Phil Coulson, Original Child Characters - Character Additional Tags: Stucky - Freeform, Married Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, Bucky Barnes Feels, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Feels, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Marriage, Eventual Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Slow Burn, Sam Wilson Is a Good Bro, Original Character(s), Original Child Characters, Kid Fic, Eventual Romance, Eventual Smut, Bucky Barnes Has PTSD, Bucky Barnes Has Issues, Bucky Barnes Has Panic Attacks, Protective Steve Rogers, Alternate Universe - Medieval, ish, House System, Queendoms, Call it feminist medieval, Think What If CA:TWS happened but with feuding queendoms, Slight Romeo + Juliet ripoff but without the tragic ending, Two Houses both alike in dignity, Star-crossed lovers but arranged marriage style, I don't really know how to classify it, let me know if i miss something Summary:

Two Houses, both alike in dignity In fair Venora, where we lay our scene

Not a typo. ;) Three years after a brutal, bloody war that saw their formerly friendly queendoms at odds for the first time in history, Prince Steven Rogers of House Grant seeks to solidify the peace between Lehigh and Venora through an alliance--marriage with Prince James Barnes of House Buchanan, his childhood friend turned unexpected enemy. But after years as the Fist of Hydra and a long recovery from brainwashing and torture, Bucky isn't in a place to marry anyone, let alone someone he doesn't even remember. Stubborn to the core, afflicted by tragic losses, and still half in love with someone who might only be a memory, Steve and his family journey to Lynbrooke, the capital of Venora, to attempt to end the tension between their queendoms, and perhaps heal his wounded heart.

#stucky #steve x bucky #stevebucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #captain america #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #medieval au #two houses both alike in dignity #arranged marriage

[majorbaby]

[pointing at the us] same hat!!!!

#we also kicked our speaker. for a better reason but not a less hypocritical one #two houses both alike in dignity #current events

[alex-fa-main]

WAIT HOLY SHIT CAN YOU ASK JOE IF HE HAS AN OPINION ON YOUNG JUSTICE 1998

YEAH I WILL ON HIS NEXT BREAK!!

#joe loves dc comics! and i love marvel comics! #two houses both alike in dignity #(none)

[nicastamatis]

as much as its annoying i find it fascinating how people manage to boil joongdok down to generic yaoi even after reading the novel. like my desire to look at these people under a microscope vastly outweighs my typical response to terminal yaoi brain like what's going on with your head that orv goes in and "kim dokja uked ukeily down the stairs" comes out how did you dodge the psychological attacks ive been bombarded with for the past fortnight. sith magic.

#webtoon onlys is whatever since it isnt that far yet but 💀 #feels like there is so much 'slutty twink kdj x alpha male yjh' on ao3. #either this or long suffering lesbian wingman-ified hsy.... two houses both alike in dignity #meposting #orv

[seeseagulls]

#seagull #animal #bird #my #two houses both alike in 'dignity'

[gladiatortale]

SakuAtsu and IwaOi are shipped by the same type of people. They are sibling ships with a six year age gap that refuse to agree on ANYTHING.

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu rambles #as someone who joined the fandom 3.47 seconds ago... #LOOK #MY VIBES COULD BE TOTALLY OFF THE MARK #but like??? #i have a big age gap with my own sister #and as much as i hate to admit it #we *do* agree on a lot of shit #i'm a contrarian and i love both these ships #AND BELIEVE ME #i've been 'round these thar shippin' wars long enough to know #THIS IS THE SAME SHIT just at vastly different points in the story and in the fandom #TWO HOUSES BOTH ALIKE IN (in)DIGNITY #LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS FFS #iwaoi #sakuatsu

[rosalinesurvived]

Cannot believe that nobody has ever written an OCXOC Romeo and Juliet fic about House Bracken and House Blackwood

#COME ON PEOPLE WAKE UP #two houses both alike in dignity? an aincent feud? #house blackwood #house bracken #asoiaf #a song of ice and feels

[vexic929]

can't get the idea of a gay swan mafia vs a flamingo mafia out of my head now I wanna know who wins

#swans are vicious but flamingos are resilient af #also gay swan mafia son and flamingo mafia son fall in love obviously #two houses both alike in dignity etc etc #I'm definitely going to draw some fashions inspired by these ideas #also yes the swan mafia must be gay that is crucial to the story #vexic lives

[17yearcicada]

OH ALSO when people try to make adaptations where one of the families is like, actively oppressing the other, it makes me crazy. the whole point is that the feud is meaningless and both sides are at fault if you make one side way more easy to sympathize with you kind of lose that

#not that you CAN'T make it about racial tension/tensions between real-life groups #like west side story does it pretty well #but often it either just loses the 'both alike in dignity' bit #or they DO try to make the two houses equal but it doesn't really work because it's like #'yeah my family has been enforcing systemic racial discrimination on you for years but you called me a cracker once!' #sorry if this doesn't make sense it's kind of early but ykwim #.txt

[gengarfluid]

if the dick got sound effects it's an onomatopoenis

#.txt #got a whole foley team in the hammock and for what? looney tunes headass #torn between onomatopenis and onomatopoenis. two houses both alike in dignity

[shallanspren]

i feel as though i should be financially compensated every time i have to hear an incorrect interpretation of romeo and juliet. fee doubles every time someone forgets the first fucking line of the play, and makes a romeo and juliet “retelling” where one of them is part of an oppressive ruling class over the other.

#it's two houses BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY #THEY ARE THE SAME #they have to be the same in terms of wealth/class/social status #you can't do romeo and juliet but make one of them part of the oppressive class #that completely erases the whole fucking POINT

[agnesandhilda]

exclusively engaging with blue lock fandom via tumblr queers means that I've seen these panels out of context before, but not IN context where they happen one after the other. anyway there are two VERY different kinds of homoeroticism happening here

#bolo liveblogs #two houses both alike in dignity (they have none)

[boobpurgatory]

what is this? where the fuck am i

bingo and julia. titties now. what am i even doing on planet earth

#tumblr ads #two houses both alike in dignity which is to say negative points

[chronomally]

WHERE is the comic with Sasuke giving Gaara a lift and they both talk about being in love with Naruto because that's literally the energy of this field trip to Lady Arbiter's honeymoon suite-in-exile with Changheng and Dongfang Qingcang

#please feel free to ignore this #I'm watching Love Between Fairy and Devil #Going on a trip to visit my deceased ex-fiancee's mother figure with her future husband to see if we can resurrect her #Yes we are both in love with her yes we were best friends and sworn brothers in a past life no I don't want to talk about it #Honestly I think my favorite thing about this show is how it does a lot of like romance tropes/plots but like actually compelling lol #I was thinking a while ago that it's the only actual good Romeo & Juliet-style story #because like you have a Paris (finally) and you actually have 'two houses both alike in dignity' (of sorts)