#two legs bad

[shima-draws]

Hey. Hey you know what would be cool and fun. First post of 2024. 1000 notes. We can do it. Yeah? Yeah??

Take a picture of my dog as an incentive

#Dogs #Chihuahua #Cute dog #Dog #If every person who follows me likes and reblogs this we could hit 1k EASY. No problemo. #Also look at her. Look at my baby girl. Give her the love and appreciation she deserves #You no like the post? Oh! Jail for followers! Jail for followers for one thousand years!! #Also if you look to the right you can see my other dog lying right by my leg lol #IDK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. ANYWAY. #Happy New Year everyone <3333 I’m still sick but tbh it hasn’t been that bad #Compared to the stomach bug I had two weeks ago Covid is feeling like a cakewalk tbh. #Shima speaks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so i was thinking about how Howdy has eight legs bc he's a caterpillar - those have lots of legs. but butterflies? they only have six

imagine he comes out of his chrysalis and he's down two limbs. mf would have to relearn how to Walk

#i had this realization and Lunged for my tablet #caterpillars when they're in the soup: you know what? these are unnecessary *discards limbs* #and yes i know i know Technically caterpillars have six true legs and four prolegs yes yes #However they still kinda count and i like to have fun #he'd wake up and have a total httyd1 hiccup moment #*lifts blanket* Ohhhhhhhh fuck where's the other two #lmaoooo later frank hands him a bottle full of leftover Caterpillar Soup like 'here they are... sorry...' #i gave him cute stripey pj pants bc i caaaaaaan <3 #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #i feel so bad for him... #he tries so hard not to pupate and then not only Does He but he winds up with only two legs. poor guy! #not sure if i wanna stick with this for yass!howdy tho! i so do love his four legs...

[beeduoo]

wonderful

#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭 #ctubbo #michael beloved #ctubbo fanart #Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this #so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her #stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w #hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY #BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS #So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi #ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i #RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!! #I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening #IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever #I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it #lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss.... #I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt #too dead to do al that... #Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Stop flirting and start fighting

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #some people read these comics without knowledge of the source material so this is your *warning for spoilers* in the tags #Wwx in the audio drama gets *so* flustered when lwj kneels down to inspect his leg. Only for the curse mark and arm to start raging #poor nmj: jin ling was obnoxious but at least he wasn’t *this* bad #homophobic only for these two. and honestly...yeah. look at them. listen to them. #i think its key to not separate wangxian from being extremely obnoxious around each other #you’re happy for them but god you want them to shut the hell up. #welcome to my cayboy nmj agenda btw. If there is a Nya Huaisang there must be a Nya Meowjue #wwx puts his pants back on soon but remember: he’s the secret third party member from now on B*) #Every time they flirt in his presence he makes those faces. #once again: that is just one arm bouncing around like an enraged dvd logo. not 3 separate arms.

[aimbutmiss]

I just came across a zosan post about Zoro on wci (again) and I have to say, you guys need to be realistic.

I love zosan, I really do, but Zoro on whole cake would have been a DISASTER. He wouldn't add anything to the story—he'd make things worse if anything. Zoro's not a trusting man, and he always puts the captain first. There's already so much tension between the two; even though they do actually like eachother do you really think Zoro has the emotional capacity to be considerate in that scenario??? Absolutely not. They would 100% end up fighting which would just complicate everything.

If anyone else should have been there, it's people who'd understand where he's coming from. People who've struggled with feeling like unnecessary weight to the crew and left because of it. Yes I'm talking about Robin and Usopp. Water 7 and Enies Lobby are arcs that make Sanji really shine in the crew as the one always chasing after the ones leaving, so wci paralleling that would have been absolutely perfect. (This has been said a lot before but it's TRUE and I will defend it to the end)

If you truly love zosan, maybe focus on scenes they already have??? Or things that actually could have happened—like, them reuniting on Wano after wci has a lot of angst potential. And it's a much better scenario than Zoro actually being on wci in my humble opinion. It just works so much better with their characters...

Take the personalities of characters into account when you're making ship content. Fanon only thrives when it's built on canon.

#that post had a lot of likes too and it pissed me off so bad #maybe I'm overreacting idk #I just think you can ship two characters without obliterating their characters #one piece #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #usopp #nico robin #whole cake island

[orokay]

they're both in committed relationships w/ other people but who can tell me i can't smash them together like barbie dolls every once in a while?

#this looks completely different on my tablet what the fuuuuuuuuuuck which is the truth sob emoji sob emoji sob emoji #eye strain #possibly #chasity #narcissi #it's so hard drawing them together properly bc chas is two feet taller than narci fjdsklfjdf #space hearse #my art #the colors look good on my tablet so if they look bad to you just imagine a version in your head where they look good and enjoy that #WHY DO THEY LOOK DIFFERENT ON ALL THREE OF MY SCREENS THIS IS INSANE #pose is based on a twitter 'draw ur ship' thing #original characters #i think it's been almost two years since i've drawn chas which is so so so so so evil #and also why her legs look so wacky

[canisalbus]

i’ve been in a lot of undiagnosed pain recently and struggling with medical care for it, but your art and bits of lore have been giving me a wonderful distraction. you have my gratitude and appreciation!

I'm sorry to hear you've been in pain and not getting the proper treatment for it, that's awful. But I'm glad my art and ramblings have been able to take your mind away from it. I hope things work out for you soon!

#I can relate years ago I got spontaneous nerve pain on my right leg/hip it hurt so bad I could barely sit up/stand/walk for months #it lasted for over two years and no one seemed to be able to figure out what was causing it or treat it effectively #I messed up my stomach lining with painkillers as a side effect #hopefully whatever is ailing you gets resolved quicker and with less hassle #answered #crow-ho #it was pretty unbearable I remember starting to genuinely hope that they would amputate the whole thing (?) #if it meant it would stop it from aching every second #sorry I don't mean to make this about myself I just suddenly remembered that time really vividly and how much it sucked

[haneys]

PLEASE DONT TAG AS D/NA/TIONS ETC!!

hey, I didn't want to do this but Im at my wits end. I'm Haney, im disabled physically and mentally, and I need financial help. Recently me and my two friends have been kicked out of the place we've been living at and had to scramble around to find a place that would let us move in. We had no money at the time and we still barely do. We found a flat that let us take our cats and also allowed us to pay some costs like agency fee at a later date to help us. I borrowed 3k PLN from my (also struggling) family to pay the first rent, but we still have to pay 3k deposit to the landlord, and 2.5k to the agency. My paycheck this month was only 2.5k, and girls are struggling with money too, we just don't have enough and I have noone to turn to at this point.

We're around 2k short, not even counting in things like food, and my family is broke, so I have to ask for help. Literally anything will help, because a single dollar is worth quite a lot of PLN. I can do anything in return too: draw, write, help you with homework or projects, teach you polish lang/history, send nsfw content, whatever comes to your mind, just tell me and I'll try my best. I work 10-12h shifts so it might take a while but it'll be done.

I have ppal, and if you're polish ask me for BLIK. I'd appreciate any help and reblogs. Thank you.

^ my photography for attention

#patxt #if you wanna ask abt anything dm me it's just that thr whole story is so long and insane i didnt wanna write a novel here #I'm gonna genuelly explode we have like two days and my paycheck is so shit I don't even have my mobility aids with me my psychosis is #reaching new peaks I. coughs blood dies explodes. I have no idea what to do I'm sorry for asking for money but like this is miserable #we're selling anything we can I'm trying to work more but I'm genuelly so bad health wise and i dont have money for housing yet #alone doctors 🤡 almost everything I eat comes right out of me IMMEDIATELY my leg is flopping ad usual my crutch was left at the last house #and i am so derealized most of the time I don't even know where I am I just. idk. we need help 😭😭😭

[diamondsheep]

Ram escuche las canciones de Miranda que una vez pusiste en los tags de un post y decias que eran Zosan (Hola y Traicion) y ahora no puedo dejar de escucharlas auxilio 🌱

OOH NOOO ANON !! me disculpo 😔 pftt not really por que las canciones de Miranda ! son buenisimas (en especial esas dos por obvias razones)

Pero compensación por los daños, he aquí un Sanji dedicandole Traición a Zoro :

Translation of what's going on in this ask ⬇️

We are talking about two songs by an Argentian band called Miranda! one of them is Traición (betrayal) which is basically about a couple who said things that really hurted each other, so there's this sense of betrayal bc of that and they kinda end up regretting that their relationship went all wrong, it really has ZoSan vibes

The quote that i used for this drawing basically says :

" I know how bad, I know how vile, I know how horrible I made you feel "

and the other song Hola! …it's basically about someone that impulsively asked their crush if they can invite them to their bedroom 👀 … tbh it is a really catchy song that just screams Sanji

#adhfksjf sorry if my translations aren't the most accurate lol #tbh i have those two songs in my ZoSan playlist asldkds #i think they are the first ones on the list next to bad romance ADJFLSJFA #zosan #zoro #sanji #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #one piece #my drawings #diamondsheep art #latin zosan

[ganondoodle]

hope everyone had alright holidays!

a few days ago when we were driving home in the dark in windy and rainy weather after getting two of my siblings from the train we, for the first time in my lifetime im pretty sure, hit a deer that was crossing the street, none of us saw them before they got caught in the headlights and the first one made it over but we werent yet slow enough to not hit the second one ...

the deer lived but was kinda stunned, my dad pushed it off the street and while we were still on the phone with police it got up and ran away but my parents car got damaged and while its still drivable there are several parts that got bent and since its an older model too it might be hard to get it repaired

anyway, i didnt know deer fur was that grey until i saw it stuck to our bumper :(

merry crisis

#ganondoodles talks #random #personal #we are all fine and i wasnt the one driving #i just feel extra bad bc i was there in the front to help watch out for exactly stuff like that #but it was a weird spot and strange in that weather for them to cross #the police told us there was another accident with deer literally 10 minutes before us in the same area #so maybe thats why it was only two ......... #i hope the deer is fine tho im pretty sure it at least has a broken leg #also i hope insurance covers the cost and it wont take too long #im very glad we were slow enough to not kill the deer and also not hurt it bloody bc i am still thinking about how it tumbled across #i am salty about how many people were speeding past us tho #car on the side with warning lights on and all doors open two people in car and two outside putting warning thingies up #if my dad hadnt pushed the stunned deer off the street when no one was coming it would have ended way worse for everyone involved

[beanghostprincess]

little sneak peek of this lusan one shot i'm writing because everyone sees wano as zolu or zosan but sanji asking which version of himself luffy prefers rewired my brain completely (wano spoilers btw)

#he's down bad #btw i got silly in the last two paragraphs huh #i'm so funny i'm such a jokester #mandatory: sanji is just like me fr fr fr #one piece #black leg sanji #monkey d luffy #lusan #also hinted zolu #it's just established zolu and jealous sanji #then it becomes lusan btw the three of them are dating to me #wano spoilers #sanlu

[alitteraladhdmess]

Artificial

Decided to make my official design for Night Eyes Donatello

Cw: lots of blood, 3rd degree burns

@tmntaucompetition

#It works cus he has artificial limbs #oopie my poopsie #I exploded his arm #My b #why is it so hard to draw krang biomaterial??? #night eyes #Neyedesign #Shouldve put his age on this smh #he’s 20 when he loses his left leg to the krang #24 when he got infected #28 when his right arms caught in an explosion and his left hand cut off #and he’s 38-39 in the first two photos #rottmnt #rottmnt fandom #save rottmnt #auvember #Decided to repost without the Reblog on it #future donnie #bad future au #rise donnie #future rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #Jay txt #♥️literaladhdart♥️

[brittlebutch]

actually it's kind of funny how people will say Alex's fatal flaw is that he 'doesn't ask for help' and that it's his determination to handle things on his own that leads to his deterioration and eventual death when his whole introduction to the present-day timeline was a very literal cry for help that simply went ignored

#N posts stuff #like even if you think alex was lying throughout the entirety of season 2 and he was waiting from the Moment jay showed up #JUST to kill him (Which again i don't think makes much sense when he could have killed Tim & Jay immediately instead of #breaking Tim's leg. anyway) EVEN IF alex spent that whole time lying it doesn't actually change the fact that he would have at least #been Pretending to Ask For Help and if he wasn't lying then he was Literally Asking For Help and it doesn't Actually matter #what intention Alex had because the text is Ambiguous about Alex's honesty during season two; what isn't ambiguous is the way #other characters (specifically Jay) respond to him; like yeah - S2 Brian/Tim were never in one million years going to help Alex with shit #so sort of any argument that brings up Tim as someone who asks for/offers help is borderline meaningless in this era of the series #Jay had the 'opportunity' to help Alex (and i'll get back to that in a sec) but DIDN'T - Jay wasn't Interested in actually offering Alex #'help' bc Jay is ultimately curious about Answers and 'Offering Help' and 'Getting Answers' are two Wildly conflicting goals #Jay thinks Alex has answers and when Alex doesn't Offer these 'Answers' to Jay on a silver platter Jay gets pissed off and paranoid #and starts Stalking Alex bc he thinks it's 'Suspicious' that Alex won't give him the Answers (that Alex probably doesn't Actually have) #ANYWAY. ultimately this post is about how it's absurd when people argue #that individual character choices could have made a difference in the way this series played out - specifically wrt Alex #because EVERYONE in this WHOLE series are being affected by influences outside of their control ; including Brian Tim and Jay #so it's silly when people are like 'if ALEX had just made a different choice For Himself this could have all been avoided' WRONG. #bc Ultimately there's not really a way to 'help' someone else out of this situation - Tim tried and failed Repeatedly #the comics proved he even failed with Jessica - like MH isn't a horror situation where you can kill the big bad #'getting help' is a meaningless argument - what would successfully helping or getting help even look like? anyway. #the sub argument of this post is that Alex's biggest 'sin' is that he doesn't perform emotions the way other people want him to #like Alex is a character with a kind of flat affect - instead of LOOKING scared or grieved he LOOKS bored or angry #and everyone judges him based on that - so Alex is 'Suspicious' he's 'Lying' he's 'Guilty' but all of these deductions are predicated #on the belief that Alex isn't reacting to his circumstances the way a 'Normal' person would - so it MUST all be an act and so he's guilty #so everyone treats him like he's guilty until the end of season two when he's like 'Fuck it FINE i'll be guilty then' and so it goes #not a self-fulfilled prophecy but being Cornered Into a prophecy and then Blamed for it - SAD. anyway

[saltycakey]

#Wanna finish this off #I wanna get this done she is just so #RAHHHHHH #I have other drawings to finish off too but :( #My cable to my drawing tablet is busted #Bad habit of colouring when sketch isn't done!! #Jill Valentine #RE3make #RE3 Jill #So much needs to be done in this completely eueueuueue #Screams #Hands are very nice and easy to draw #I'm just a wittle cake that draws and runs on two legs #Time is 6 AM!!

[minthara]

i think i don't wanna be friends with one of my besties anymore bc i caught her in a lie a few days ago and when talking to her she flew off and started accusing me of all kinds of things lol even tho i was very nice and kept my cool while she was going crazy ough. and now she cancelled a concert we wanted to go to bc first she said suddenly it's too expensive (i already paid for her ticket) and then she said she doesn't wanna go anymore bc i asked rudely?????? bestie u just said it's bc of the price why do u keep lying

#petra.txt #id lose all my friends if i stopped being friends with her except like..... two #bc were a group and they like her better lmao no doubt abt that #ive been having a bad feeling abt her for the last month bc she also didn't help me at all when my leg was hurty #and she didn't pay me back for food n shit

[titan-desuu]

There a two types of fans when they‘re talking about their favorite character:

Type 1: Oh they‘re such a great character 😄 well written and makes the plot even better! 😃

Type 2: I wanna fck them so bad.

#it’s def about the AoT fandom #yes its about Levi #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #levi ackerman #aot #levi #fandom #character #two types of people #i am type 2 #I WANNA FCK HIM SO BAD THAT HE CANT MOVE HIS GODDAMMED LEGS #How you guys doing :)