#two towers

[bedroomdoorclosed]

#aragorn #lotr #lord of the rings #helms deep #two towers

[rijwater]

Just read The Two Towers, and right now I am absolutely obsessed with the fact that l, when the company encounters the Riders of Rohan, Eomer is like:

"You're *who*? That's not real, that's a legend."

"Wait, the Lady of the Lake is real and not a fairytale?"

"What the fuck is a hobbit?"

And later when the Riders encounter Ents, everyone is like, "Trees can talk? What the FUCK?"

Look at that face in the picture. That is the face of a person that does not believe any of this fantasy shit. Absolute normal person energy, and I absolutely love this.

#lotr #two towers #rohirrim #eomer #isengard #hobbits

[autistook]

inspired by this post

#lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #lotr meme #incorrect lotr quotes #gimli #gimli son of gloin #eomer #eomer of rohan #two towers #the two towers

[iputthefuninfunky]

I'm a faramir truther, a faramir defender, a faramir apologist. if faramir has a million fans, I am one of them. if faramir has five fans, I am one of them. if faramir has one fan, I am the one fan. if faramir has zero fans, I am dead. I love faramir.

#lord of the rings #gondor #faramir #boromir #lotr #i <3 faramir #the fellowship of the ring #two towers #return of the king

[lotrcolors]

“Thus Aragorn for the first time in the full light of day beheld Éowyn, Lady of Rohan, and thought her fair, fair and cold, like a morning of pale spring that is not yet come to womanhood."

#lotr #the lord of the rings #eowyn #lotredit #tolkienedit #filmedit #fantasyedit #usersansa #thcrin #southfarthing #tuserhan #userelio #tuseraixa #tusererika #usersugar #usermali #userjack #* #ashleigh #two towers #yellow

[tlotrgifs]

Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.

#lotredit #tolkienedit #the lord of the rings #tt #two towers #our gifs #elise #i wanted to gif this scene but it turned out horrible #gandalf #eomer #theoden

[remusbuznea]

#cas van de pol #lord of the rings #two towers #ultimate recap

[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

Aragorn opens the door 4k

#lotr #aragorn #lord of the rings #lotredit #the two towers #two towers #ttt #viggo mortensen #4k #4k gif #the door opener of the century #why is this still so hot #it's been nearly 25 years #still wondering who had the idea for this #theoden of rohan #theoden #bernard hill

[ratsarecute4]

"Frodo broke off a portion of a wafer and handed it to him on its leaf-wrapping. Gollum sniffed at the leaf and his face changed: a spasm of disgust came over it, and a hint of his old malice." -The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, ch 13

#lord of the rings #lotr #gollum #smeagol #frodo #frodo baggins #two towers #cat #gif

[lit-erary-memes]

Book Faramir: Ah yes We shall have food, you can sleep, here we made up little cots for you

Movie Faramir: Fuck you and your weird cat give me the ring

#lotr #lord of the rings #two towers #Faramir #Boromir #Frodo #Sam #Gollum #book vs movie

[grntre23]

they went over the sea together (incoherent screaming)

#fanart #book fanart #tolkien #tolkien fanart #jrr tolkien #legolas #gimli #legolas and gimli #gigolas #lotr fanart #lotr #two towers #the fellowship of the ring #the return of the king #soulmates your honor #lord of the rings #dwarves #elves #tolkien elves

[deny3verything]

imagine being eomer. you’re out hunting with the guys when three randos seemingly materialize from thin air, and then procede to tell you that

a) garden gnomes are actually real (and they are personal friends with at least 2)

b) they had passed through the “cursed forest,” and the “monsters” there are actually so cool that one guy is about to physically fight you for disrespecting slender man

c) two of your good family friends have died tragically

d) one guy pulls out the actual nemean lion skin and declares himself to be the descendant of hercules, with indisputable proof right there in front of you

and so naturally, not only do you believe the three insane strangers you just met in the middle of nowhere, but you also give them your police friend’s cop car, ONLY under the condition that they bring it back!!! because otherwise you will probably be actually killed lol byee. what a normal day

#i tried not to make this post too american but it was hard when all my first thoughts were like ‘the bayonet of george washington’ #as if that’s equivalent in the slightest #but the point is he is such a himbo but this is completely unprecedented #like what would you do if spider-man turned up and asked you for help? you gotta help him right? #no one would ever fucking believe you and you’re in unbelievable trouble but!! it’s spider-man!!! like you can’t not #eomer #eomer of rohan #eomer eadig #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr two towers #two towers #aragorn #gimli #legolas #i thought this was funny please give me notes for funny

[skyerana]

Funny anxiety dream last night...

So I'm at the Battle of Helm's Deep but for whatever reason I was tasked with making a chocolate raspberry cheesecake.

The catch? It had to be vegan.

Why? They wanted to launch it into the Uruk-hai army.

They figured Uruk-hai love chocolate raspberry cheesecake so they'd start eating it, but then get really really depressed that it was vegan, so they'd just turn around and leave.

Do you know how hard it is to make cheesecake in Middle Earth? Especially during a battle when they don't really have supplies? And then they hit you with vegan??

Like, they've breached the walls and I'm trying to figure out what to do and things are dire. And I'm looking at Theoden and Aragorn as they're explaining this vegan cheesecake plan and going "you're shitting me" and Aragorn very seriously responds "we shit you not".

The thing is? It worked. How did they know Uruk-hai love chocolate raspberry cheesecake?

Also I'm pretty sure I made the crust out of lembas.

#Lord of the rings #two towers #lotr #the two towers #vegan chocolate raspberry cheesecake #cheesecake #chocolate raspberry cheesecake #anxiety dreams #anxiety dreams are weird #battle of helms deep

[afaramir]

WAIT. happy 20th birthday to viggo mortensen breaking his toe by kicking the orc helmet

#it’s like a best friend. to me #tolkien #lotr20 #two towers #lotr #.txt

[autistook]

The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honor. -Faramir, the Two Towers

#lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #samwise gamgee #sam gamgee #frodo #frodo baggins #samwise #Faramir #the two towers #two towers #lotredit #lotr edit #tolkien #tolkien edit #middle-earth #frosam #samfro

[lotrcolors]

#the lord of the rings #two towers #multi #lotredit #tolkiensource #tolkienedit #filmedit #fantasyedit #userelio #usersansa #tuseraixa #userhaleths #thcrin #usersugar #userleah #* #nins