#two words

[mycadences]

Gwyn: Is it true that an Illyrian's wingspan has a positive correlation with their lower genitalia? Azriel: Their what? Gwyn: Lower genitalia. Penis. Dick. Cock. Phallus - Azriel: *dryly* I know. Why are you asking me this? Gwyn: It's for research purposes. Azriel: ... Uh-huh. Gwyn: Really. Do you want to be my test subject? Azriel: *stares at Gwyn dumbly* Gwyn: If you're not free, I can ask Balthazar - Azriel: *immediately* I'm free. Free is my middle name. What do you need me to do?

#gwynriel #pro gwynriel #gwynriel supremacy #incorrect acotar quotes #gwyn's research is spicy 🔥 #two words #WING #SPAN

[aring-king-king]

[x]

#kanye west #yeezy #yeezus #mos def #yasiin bey #two words #freestyle #old school #hip hop #rap #music #gif #embassyposts

[mozzaremi]

God damn it, I'm getting au ideas I know I'll get obsessed over for a week if I'll pursue em

#two words #ghoul sunny

[babacomic]

plurality meeting

notice that some characters have one person but multiple bodies, as opposed to multiple people in one body! I have no idea what that symbolizes though, but I'm sure it symbolizes something

Roy: What are you three up to? Them: We're going to the plurality conference. Roy: Sounds good. Mind if I join? Them: The more, the merrier!

(Soon, various people are sitting at a long table.)

Roy: I also think a forest should have a minimum of 5 trees, a group of Two Words-es should be called an evenword, dust should always have exactly four motes, blah blah blah... Two Words: Never, ever, ever call me an evenword. Aaxia: Wasn't this meeting supposed to be about plural SYSTEMS??? Akor: The plural of the word "system" is "systems". Ixix: "System" doesn't sound like a word anymore. Ixix: System. System. Systern. System.

#84 #roy #them #two words #aaxia #akor #ixix #andoc #veev #biy #comic #art #plurality

[anomalisa92]

If you ever think I'm mean or disrespectful....you're probably right, and guess what? I don't care 🤣

#d generation x #two words #suck it #dilligaf #these people raised me #stone cold steve austin #because stone cold said so #austin 3:16

[random-xpressions]

I would definitely want to write a novel in which the last line will be closed in two words and those two words will pretty much sum up the entire novel with the finest conclusion ever. And it will be:

"Goodbye bitch!"

We spend our entire lives in relationships that bring nothing but misery, pain and anguish. I'm not here talking specifically about just a relationship that is between a man and a woman but it could be any human relationship for that matter. You don't like your boss - quit. You don't like your neighbour - move. You don't like your government - shun. Why should an individual be so weak to his circumstances and to his surroundings and sit there doing absolutely nothing about it. If change is the only way ahead, then it is nothing but your own cowardice that's holding you back. Your life is nothing but energy. And you have so limited amount of breaths and heartbeats. What are you going to devote them to? Where are you going to spend your mornings, your afternoons, your evenings and your precious nights? Is someone's presence or absence giving you sleeplessness or is someone's existence adding up meaning and purpose to your own life? The life that has been bestowed upon you is a gift. Let no mothafucka tell you what to do with it. They may drop their advices with what they think is good for you but ain't got no right to insist that we pick em up.

So next time you get in touch with another human, whoever that be, define it. Anything undefined is worthless and brings no good. What is the maxim, what are the goals, what are the ways together ahead? In that way you'll clearly be able to see how much unwanted crap is out there that needs to be taken out of both your head and heart.

No more negativity. No more drama. No more waywardness. Be that a man or a woman. Be that professional or personal. If the necessity be, then be daring enough to say:

"Goodbye bitch!"

Random Xpressions

#novel #goodbye bitch #last line #two words #conclusion #new beginnings

[skankhunt44]

My wife has a standing desk and is the typical douche canoe about it.

It's real, I'm...

#funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #funny meme #standing desk people #two words #VERICOSE VEINS #personal life #my life is an absolute thiller #shit post #shit posting #i love my wife she is amazing #but this... this STANDS between us #just kidding #im happily married suprisingly #im just not worthy of what i have #all in good fun #she thinks her desk is superior to mine #pffft girl my desk is oak

[tender-somethings]

#writing #simplicity #two words #you remain #♡

[euesworld]

"Good morning, all I have is two words for you.. come here. Come here cause I need you badly.."

Bless your heart for being such a beautiful critter, you have my heart and I want it to stay that way - eUë

#good morning #in the morning #this morning #early morning #morning #come here #two words #i need you #only you #quotes #daily quotes #text #relationship quotes #couple quotes #good vibes #life #life quotes #thoughts #feelings #fell in love #fall in love #falling in love #in love #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her

[swirly-lemonade]

Yall ain’t ready for this one

#art #doodles #drawing #my art #two words #hide away

[atinylittlepain]

not me getting a new idea for a fic after posting about my hiatus

@beskarandblasters i blame you

#two words #cowboy vampire

[joelscruff]

I feel like we’ll be able to tell straight away when we read it, which specific thing ur obsessed with / being cryptic about, but if not, PLS TELL US AFTER WHICH IT IS

also this is making me so excited hehe

LMAOO all I'll say for now is that joel has a big dick and reader is petite so....

#two words #staying cryptic #cat's asks

[holsten-from-hasa]

The Throne Room is haunted.

It always has been.

Before it was even a concept, spirits lurked in its corners.

In the sketches he made as it was designed, ghouls slipped between the pillars.

And now, forged of riches and schemes, a phantom sits upon the throne.

Yet the souls at large still hide from their ruler, watching from the deeps shadows cast by the rooms design. They listen in to the conversations and monologues of the broken king, but they dare not make a sound.

Ten idle in the armours forged by a practised hand.

Watching.

Waiting.

Listening.

Sometimes, in the corner of your eye, the shadows move. An eye appears beneath an empty helmet. You feel a freezing breath on your neck.

The Throne Room knows its monarch is shattered, pieces missing and out of place.

It knows he does not remember the world he led.

But it waits, poised to act at the slightest command.

But the king is broken and breaking still, and so the shadows rest.

#export.txt #echo's writing #dominion smp #vikingpilot #listened to the monologue #brain focused in on like #two words #have this #need to sleep and could not until i got this out somewhere

[chrollohearttags]

chapter 5 is so good i hate u 😒

susjdjdjd! Thank you fren 😭 I can’t wait to get chapter six out cause y’all gone love it

#cherry’s asks 🍒 #two words #toe curling

[timefor-americasvote]

i will never understand how a house that’s so obsessed with the threat of comp wins will not clock it in their fucking minds that their biggest threats in that department are kyle and michael.

oh wait actually i can think of a few reasons why those two are flying through radars.

#two words #white. men. #bb24

[theblackestofsuns]

"Two Words"

The Airtight Garage (1987)

Moebius

Epic Comics / Marvel Comics

#The Airtight Garage #Mobius #Epic Comics #Marvel Comics #Great Comics #Great Comic Art #Two Words